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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on January 12, 2011, 10:43:46 AM

Title: If you went back in time...
Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2011, 10:43:46 AM: and fucked Hitler's mother, and then came back. Would you feel bad that Hitler was your son?

What would you guys do with a time machine?
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Post by: Himu on January 12, 2011, 10:49:02 AM: Thank god I'm black.
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Post by: Diunx on January 12, 2011, 10:50:26 AM: i wouldn't feel bad cuz I got some :pimp and I would get rich with sports bets if I had a time machine.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2011, 10:51:32 AM: Diunx, would you go see how hot older female family members were in their prime?
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 12, 2011, 10:53:48 AM: dude with a time machine you could go back to any era in any place in the world and eat their food. that would be so awesome :drool
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Post by: Diunx on January 12, 2011, 10:54:01 AM: Definitely, my mom's cousins were pretty hot going by old black and white pics
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Post by: Robo on January 12, 2011, 10:54:50 AM: I would just leave it in the bedroom dialed back several hours so I could get a few extra winks in the mornings before work.
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Post by: Himu on January 12, 2011, 10:58:08 AM: I'd go in time and start a revolution by giving blacks and native americans modern weapons and technology, books, and The God Delusion.

I should write a screenplay for that.

Native Americans driving through the wild west in a Deloreon firing ak-47's, hooting and hawing.
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 12, 2011, 11:02:33 AM: yes kill whitey
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Post by: Himu on January 12, 2011, 11:19:37 AM: wouldn't be inglorious basterds for black people/native americans
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Post by: Reb on January 12, 2011, 11:22:25 AM: ...you my darling, would still be mine.
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 12, 2011, 11:50:12 AM: i would go back in time to give mojo's mother some planned parenthood pamphlets and condoms
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Post by: Dickie Dee on January 12, 2011, 12:11:58 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY#t=0m46s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY#t=0m46s)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 12, 2011, 12:42:14 PM: If Mups fucked Hitler's mom then Hitler would be Mexican. That would be strange.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on January 12, 2011, 12:59:48 PM: The "Hitler Mustache" certainly would've turned out different.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 12, 2011, 01:15:21 PM: In B4 Space Moose
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Post by: Groogrux on January 12, 2011, 01:29:45 PM: Quote from: Mamacint on January 12, 2011, 12:59:48 PM
The "Hitler Mustache" certainly would've turned out different.
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e96/andrwfields/adolfhitler.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 12, 2011, 01:33:01 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on January 12, 2011, 12:42:14 PM
If Mups fucked Hitler's mom then Hitler would be Mexican. That would be strange.
The book would be called Mein Burrito.
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Post by: Positive Touch on January 12, 2011, 02:25:19 PM: because i love you too much
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 12, 2011, 05:22:28 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 12, 2011, 10:58:08 AM
I'd go in time and start a revolution by giving blacks and native americans modern weapons and technology, books, and The God Delusion.

I should write a screenplay for that.

Native Americans driving through the wild west in a Deloreon firing ak-47's, hooting and hawing.

They'd just kill you and then trade all your stuff to the white man for some shiny beads and smallpox blankets.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2011, 05:25:42 PM: Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you Himu? They're savages for a reason. I like the direction white people took this country. I'm not shitting in a hole inside a wooden shack and gathered around a fire in a tin bucket for warmth like I would be if Native Americans had ran the show.
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Post by: Robo on January 12, 2011, 05:41:58 PM: Quote from: The Experiment on January 12, 2011, 01:15:21 PM
In B4 Space Moose

oh Hell,

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Post by: brawndolicious on January 12, 2011, 06:47:20 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on January 12, 2011, 05:25:42 PM
Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you Himu? They're savages for a reason. I like the direction white people took this country. I'm not shitting in a hole inside a wooden shack and gathered around a fire in a tin bucket for warmth like I would be if Native Americans had ran the show.
Well I think you have to pick and choose your white people. English and Spanish raped the native populations but I don't know if the French did anything that bad.