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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on January 13, 2011, 06:34:15 AM

Title: I have to share this embarassing story
Post by: GilloD on January 13, 2011, 06:34:15 AM: So I'm going to Vietnam/Cambodia for like a month starting tomorrow. My wife left last week, so I have to do all the packing and fretting and fraying of nerves myself. I just went into the bathroom to pee and I was so distracted thinking about packing lists and stuff that I pissed myself.

I stood in front of the toilet, feet apart, ready to pee. But I never unzipped. I didn't notice until I was like "Weird, why is there no pee coming out OH MY GOD". Now I have to run the laundry again :(
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Post by: Diunx on January 13, 2011, 07:51:36 AM: Sounds like you were drunk again.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2011, 08:15:07 AM: feels good man
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Post by: Smooth Groove on January 13, 2011, 11:04:28 AM: With wifey gone, you should head off to the message parlor for some "relaxation".
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Post by: Ganhyun on January 13, 2011, 03:27:38 PM: You should walk around town saying Please Understand to everyone with those pants on
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Post by: The Sceneman on January 13, 2011, 05:12:27 PM: I reek of urine. Please Understand.
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Post by: pilonv1 on January 13, 2011, 05:56:41 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on January 13, 2011, 11:13:40 AM
No wonder why the wife left you.

:lol that's what I was thinking
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 13, 2011, 08:04:59 PM: Quote from: GilloD on January 13, 2011, 06:34:15 AM
So I'm going to Vietnam/Cambodia for like a month starting tomorrow. My wife left last week, so I have to do all the packing and fretting and fraying of nerves myself. I just went into the bathroom to pee and I was so distracted thinking about packing lists and stuff that I pissed myself.

I stood in front of the toilet, feet apart, ready to pee. But I never unzipped. I didn't notice until I was like "Weird, why is there no pee coming out OH MY GOD". Now I have to run the laundry again :(

:lol Laughing with you here.

:rofl
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2011, 01:53:49 AM: :rofl

Think what he'll be like at the airport!
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Post by: lordmaji on January 14, 2011, 05:44:20 PM: what were you on? :P
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Post by: Don Flamenco on January 14, 2011, 11:55:07 PM: Quote
My wife left last week

sorry to hear that mang
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2011, 07:15:46 PM: I've been distracted and missed the toilet while peeing before, but I cannot even fathom being so stressed or distracted I forget to unzip my pants. That's "man card revoked" territory
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 15, 2011, 07:19:50 PM: Somehow it all makes perfect sense, given your post history.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 15, 2011, 09:29:03 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2011, 07:15:46 PM
I've been distracted and missed the toilet while peeing before, but I cannot even fathom being so stressed or distracted I forget to unzip my pants. That's "man card revoked" territory

More like "distinguished mentally-challenged fellow card issued" territory. :dur

Just kidding, GilloD, you're the coolest. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!
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Post by: OptimoPeach on January 15, 2011, 09:48:49 PM: I once halfway shit my pants at a Roundtable Pizza when I was 10 or 11. I think I left my poo-stained underwear in the bathroom trashcan
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2011, 10:44:01 PM: Quote from: OptimoPeach on January 15, 2011, 09:48:49 PM
I once halfway shit my pants at a Roundtable Pizza when I was 10 or 11. I think I left my poo-stained underwear in the bathroom trashcan

drew probably had to clean up your seat :fbm