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Title: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 18, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
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The lost tomb of Caligula has been found, according to Italian police, after the arrest of a man trying to smuggle abroad a statue of the notorious Roman emperor recovered from the site.

After reportedly sleeping with his sisters, killing for pleasure and seeking to appoint his horse a consul during his rule from AD37 to 41, Caligula was described by contemporaries as insane.

With many of Caligula's monuments destroyed after he was killed by his Praetorian guard at 28, archaeologists are eager to excavate for his remains.

Officers from the archaeological squad of Italy's tax police had a break last week after arresting a man near Lake Nemi, south of Rome, as he loaded part of a 2.5 metre statue into a lorry. The emperor had a villa there, as well as a floating temple and a floating palace; their hulks were recovered in Mussolini's time but destroyed in the war.

The police said the statue was shod with a pair of the "caligae" military boots favoured by the emperor – real name Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus; as a boy, Gaius accompanied his father on campaigns in Germany; the soldiers were amused he wore a miniature uniform, and gave him his nickname Caligula, or "little boot".

The statue is estimated to be worth €1m. Its rare Greek marble, throne and god's robes convinced the police it came from the emperor's tomb. Under questioning, the tomb raider led them to the site, where excavations will start today.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/17/caligula-tomb-found-police-statue?CMP=twt_fd
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Positive Touch on January 18, 2011, 07:58:29 AM
tvc en route as we speak
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Diunx on January 18, 2011, 08:33:07 AM
I wonder if his corpse still has a hard on.
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Eric P on January 18, 2011, 09:19:46 AM
You thought the mummy's curse was bad...
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: lordmaji on January 18, 2011, 10:00:38 AM
that's pretty cool. I'd like to see more pictures regarding the tomb.
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 18, 2011, 10:27:39 AM
that's pretty cool. I'd like to see more pictures regarding the tomb.

They've only just started searching it, so hopefully we'll get some pictures in the next few weeks or so.
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 18, 2011, 05:46:58 PM
I wonder if his corpse still has a hard on.

Yes, but they aren't sure whose hard on it is yet.
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 19, 2011, 01:46:30 AM
that's pretty cool. I'd like to see more pictures regarding the tomb.

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Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Robo on January 19, 2011, 01:58:23 AM
Way NSFW, Mamacint.
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 19, 2011, 02:17:18 AM
Gundam's basement re-modeling project really paid off though, I gotta say.
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 19, 2011, 10:27:42 AM
that's pretty cool. I'd like to see more pictures regarding the tomb.

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Caligula was truly a man ahead of his time. :bow
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Post by: Diunx on January 19, 2011, 12:24:08 PM
The tissues next to the monitor are a nice touch.
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 19, 2011, 03:10:49 PM
that's pretty cool. I'd like to see more pictures regarding the tomb.

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:rofl
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 19, 2011, 03:16:34 PM
Gundam's basement re-modeling project really paid off though, I gotta say.

 :teehee

I'll have to wait until I get home to check out the pics.
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2011, 07:26:25 PM
Hey, how did you guys get pictures the inside of my brain??  ???
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 19, 2011, 08:02:45 PM
Oh fuck that. That's more like Lyte's basement than mine. :lol
Title: Re: Caligula's lost tomb discovered by police following capture of artifact thief
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2011, 09:05:47 PM
I knew you were going to be pissed when I only saw one Gundam thing in there.