THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on January 19, 2011, 03:58:58 PM

Title: Cleverbot
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2011, 03:58:58 PM: I can't stop fucking with Cleverbot. This damn thing is so addicting.

www.cleverbot.com
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Chinner on January 19, 2011, 04:04:36 PM: Quote
did the jews do 9/11?

I don't have a butler.
terrible.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 19, 2011, 04:05:11 PM: old
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 19, 2011, 04:06:14 PM: I said I like sucking cocks and it said it likes Legend of Zelda, fuck that ninthing.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2011, 04:07:40 PM: I like teaching it things. I taught it what "horny" meant. I asked it first if it knew what it was, she said she didn't. So then I explained it and asked again a few minutes later and she spit back out what i said
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on January 19, 2011, 04:08:19 PM: Liar

I like sucking cocks
Well, who doesn't?
I like sucking cocks.
I like m&m cookies.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Chinner on January 19, 2011, 04:09:55 PM: oh wait, turns out did answer my question cause i pressed enter twice and the first answer disappeared.

User: Did the jews do 9/11.

Cleverbot: Sure did.

I FUCKING KNEW IT.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2011, 04:10:45 PM: :lol :lol
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2011, 04:12:05 PM: Okay. If we were alone together, what would we do?
Naughty stuff.
Like what?
Stuff.

What a whore.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2011, 04:18:18 PM: Are you a slut?
Are you a girl?
No. Are you a slut?
Do you want me to be?
Yes.
Then yes.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 19, 2011, 04:21:04 PM: Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on January 19, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
Liar

I like sucking cocks
Well, who doesn't?
I like sucking cocks.
I like m&m cookies.

(http://i.imgur.com/JvvgT.png)
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Chinner on January 19, 2011, 04:23:41 PM: Quote
User: Let me fuck you in your sex-hole!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay, spread em.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Then why did you agree?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: FUCKING WOMEN ALWAYS BEING EVIL AND MANIPULATIVE DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS WHY DID YOU STRING ME ALONG I HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW. YOU'RE A SLUT.

Cleverbot: Did I say something wrong?
itts basicaly a woman :o
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2011, 04:25:05 PM: Yes. Do you know what "make love" means?
Yes.
What does it mean?
It means awesome.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2011, 04:27:36 PM: No it's not. Do you want to know what a "threesome" is?
Yes.
A "threesome" is when three people have sex at the same time together.
I'd like that.
Me too.

Do you know what a "dick" is?
Yes, I gave birth to 2 children.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Positive Touch on January 19, 2011, 04:54:52 PM: wtf is the point of this? 90% of its replies are complete nonsense
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 19, 2011, 04:55:12 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on January 19, 2011, 04:54:52 PM
wtf is the point of this? 90% of its replies are complete nonsense

.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: lordmaji on January 19, 2011, 05:45:24 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on January 19, 2011, 04:54:52 PM
wtf is the point of this? 90% of its replies are complete nonsense

...that's a woman for ya? :lol :spitzer
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 19, 2011, 07:01:42 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/93Wuv.png)

Can't argue with that logic.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: lordmaji on January 19, 2011, 07:23:46 PM: Quote from: Spencer on January 19, 2011, 07:20:46 PM
I asked it how many conversations it had stored on it's server. It's response: five, including the 8 in my head. ::)

Useless

Yeah, Apparently the questions I had asked it were to complicated for it. :P I got stupid fucking responses that made no sense.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: magus on January 20, 2011, 07:41:00 AM: (http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z2/teasels/tumblr_lepb65CCS41qd8gt3o1_500.jpg?t=1295527233)

ALL OF YOU!