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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Oblivion on February 04, 2011, 04:42:02 AM

Title: SOMEBODY thinks he's hot shit...
Post by: Oblivion on February 04, 2011, 04:42:02 AM

...and that someone is ME!  8)

Why? Well, cause I just happened to unclog my own toilet, on my own, BY MYSELF. Yep, you heard right. Didn't need to call no stinkin shyster plumber or anything, just like the founding fathers did back in the day. I called up my cousin and mocked him for 6 minutes straight for wasting tens of thousands of dollars going to plumber school. And I enjoyed every minute of it. It's good to be a REAL man.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to look for spiders.

:bow :bow :bow manliness :bow2 :bow2 :bow2


edit: also, discuss manly things you've done recently

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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 04, 2011, 05:28:00 AM

if ever a post summed up 'filthy poor'...that was it

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Post by: Oblivion on February 04, 2011, 05:54:47 AM

u mad? :smug

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Post by: Herr Mafflard on February 04, 2011, 05:59:42 AM

How was the smell?

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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 04, 2011, 07:10:12 AM

I make too much money to root around in my own toilet like some filthy poor.

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Post by: Diunx on February 04, 2011, 07:24:44 AM

I uncloged my own toiler last sunday feltgoodman.

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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on February 04, 2011, 07:59:58 AM

Any jackass can unclog a fucking toilet.  I used to do that shit when I was 6. 

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Post by: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2011, 09:43:01 AM

So you used a plunger? Congratulations!

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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 04, 2011, 09:44:17 AM

yeah seriously I was unclogging toilets when I was like 8

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Post by: Himu on February 04, 2011, 10:05:41 AM

how big were your shits when you guys were little?!?!?! ???

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Post by: demi on February 04, 2011, 10:09:48 AM

Big, baby. Big.

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Post by: cool breeze on February 04, 2011, 10:11:21 AM

somebody was born in the 90s...

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Post by: Himu on February 04, 2011, 10:12:30 AM

Pro-tip: never date anyone born in the 90's.

Guess we're not dating, Oblivion.

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Post by: Robo on February 04, 2011, 10:38:59 AM

I once tried to fix a toilet that wouldn't stop running and broke off the bar that connects the water valve to the balloon, resulting in the toilet overflowing onto the damn floor (it was empty, thank god).  Turned the water off, took everything out of the tank, drove out to Lowes and replaced and installed it myself.  My cock felt extra thick that day. 8)

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Post by: Mupepe on February 04, 2011, 10:52:32 AM

Plumbing isn't hard (assuming you're not installing piping for an entire house or something).  It's disgusting and frustrating.  You're working in tiny spaces and with most likely nasty water and shit. 

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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 04, 2011, 11:43:35 AM

I cracked my head off a car bumper, bled everywhere, went to bed 45 minutes later and DIDN'T die in my sleep.

:rock

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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2011, 12:08:21 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2011, 10:52:32 AM

Plumbing isn't hard (assuming you're not installing piping for an entire house or something).  It's disgusting and frustrating.  You're working in tiny spaces and with most likely nasty water and shit. 

Installing lines for the new bathroom in the basement wasn't bad once we broke out the floor and saw what we were working with.

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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 04, 2011, 03:30:09 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2011, 12:08:21 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2011, 10:52:32 AM

Plumbing isn't hard (assuming you're not installing piping for an entire house or something).  It's disgusting and frustrating.  You're working in tiny spaces and with most likely nasty water and shit. 

Installing lines for the new bathroom in the basement wasn't bad once we broke out the floor and saw what we were working with.

Did you use flexible PVC for the piping? That shit's a breeze now.

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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2011, 03:43:39 PM

Quote from: Mamacint on February 04, 2011, 03:30:09 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2011, 12:08:21 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2011, 10:52:32 AM

Plumbing isn't hard (assuming you're not installing piping for an entire house or something).  It's disgusting and frustrating.  You're working in tiny spaces and with most likely nasty water and shit. 

Installing lines for the new bathroom in the basement wasn't bad once we broke out the floor and saw what we were working with.

Did you use flexible PVC for the piping? That shit's a breeze now.

Pex? Yeah, we used that for water lines, but you still have to use regular old piping for waste lines.

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2011, 10:29:46 AM

My manly list laughs at this shit no pun intended. Yesterday I moved a dryer up a bunch of stairs, took the back house door off, got the dryer through, then carried it through a foot of snow to a Uhaul truck in the front of the house; then took it to a female friend's house and guess what, she made me some awesome hot coco. Sure I had help, but even Navy SEALs have partners.

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Post by: Yeti on February 05, 2011, 04:23:17 PM

Shouldn't it have been YOU giving HER the hot cocoa? :hump

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Post by: Diunx on February 05, 2011, 04:40:36 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2011, 10:29:46 AM

My manly list laughs at this shit no pun intended. Yesterday I moved a dryer up a bunch of stairs, took the back house door off, got the dryer through, then carried it through a foot of snow to a Uhaul truck in the front of the house; then took it to a female friend's house and guess what, she made me some awesome hot coco. Sure I had help, but even Navy SEALs have partners.

I did all that a couple of months ago :smug (except that it was from my aunt's house to mine and there was no hot coco :( )

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Post by: Great Rumbler on March 17, 2011, 09:30:57 PM

I dug 21 post holes today and set 21 metal posts in ready mix concrete*.

*with my dad.

+1 manliness point :rock

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-1 manliness point for getting sunburned.  :(

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