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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 11:11:45 AM

Title: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 11:11:45 AM
demi is marrying Raban
PD is marrying Father Mike
Beardo is marrying Jay Dubya
Mandark is marrying Van Cruncheon
Great Rumbler is marrying Himuro

Any other suggestions?
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2011, 11:16:28 AM
stop making threads
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2011, 11:16:40 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 11:17:41 AM
Cormacaroni and Mupepe
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2011, 11:23:38 AM
Can I be forcibly married to Jarosh?
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2011, 11:23:58 AM
Cormacaroni and Mupepe
HE TAKES THE HINT

FINALLY
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 23, 2011, 11:24:32 AM
Bebpo and Mr. Gundam

We're registered at the Osaka Gundams store.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 23, 2011, 11:36:15 AM
Awesome.  My wife will be a virgin on our wedding day.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 23, 2011, 11:48:42 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Diunx on February 23, 2011, 12:02:43 PM
I would like someone with big boobs.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Positive Touch on February 23, 2011, 12:08:19 PM
green man and fistful
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 23, 2011, 12:11:53 PM
green man and fistful

:lol
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Diunx on February 23, 2011, 12:13:29 PM
TVC and Greatness Gone.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 12:19:53 PM
Cormacaroni and Mupepe
HE TAKES THE HINT

FINALLY
:D  I just had to lead you on a bit

Am Nintenho and Manabyte
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Raban on February 23, 2011, 12:41:33 PM
Methodis and Manabyte

Fixed.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 12:46:53 PM
I was thinking more like Methodis and Triple A
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Raban on February 23, 2011, 12:48:48 PM
homg that's perfect, almost forgot about TripleA.

Also I'd say FatalT is better for fistful, he may be older than Green Man but he definitely looks younger.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 12:52:42 PM
Plus, Fistful needs someone to teach him good taste.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Reb on February 23, 2011, 01:07:54 PM
Jeez, grow up.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2011, 01:28:08 PM
PD marries eletrikluv :bow
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Raban on February 23, 2011, 01:32:53 PM
PD marries eletrikluv :bow

Even in a contest between which poster is desperate enough to want this, you still lose, so no.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: demi on February 23, 2011, 01:34:47 PM
Sorry, I am marrying muckhole. Raban can watch I guess.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Raban on February 23, 2011, 01:43:44 PM
yeah I wasn't gonna say anything...I'd be down to be demi & muckhole's lifestyle sub, but that's three dudes. Too homo for me.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 01:48:45 PM
Plus, Fistful needs someone to teach him good taste.

The fuck you tryin' to say here?
not anything on your taste!  just saying that fistful's lack of taste might be beyond your powers!

PD marries eletrikluv :bow

Even in a contest between which poster is desperate enough to want this, you still lose, so no.
desperate?  she's hot!
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Raban on February 23, 2011, 01:52:38 PM
desperate?  she's hot!

Sorry I worded that wrong. I meant to say "In a contest between which poster wants that desperately enough". There.

After following her on twitter for awhile I'd much rather hit her than hit it.

:omg
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Brehvolution on February 23, 2011, 02:09:58 PM
I call Dr. Feelbad. I just hope the dowry is enough.
Title: I'm not saying I'm a gold-digger
Post by: Mandark on February 23, 2011, 02:17:17 PM
KA-CHING~!
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Reb on February 23, 2011, 04:33:10 PM
Where's her twitter?
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Oblivion on February 23, 2011, 04:35:16 PM
Nobody likes me here so I can't get married. :(
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Vizzys on February 23, 2011, 04:38:29 PM
Whatever happened to Junpei? He seems like an alright bro to be shacked up with.

stopped posting
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 04:43:30 PM
Nobody likes me here so I can't get married. :(
I like you
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: tehjaybo on February 23, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
Methodis and a shotgun.

Also, I couldn't give it away if I wanted to, though I have a dowry of a level 85 paladin.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Raban on February 23, 2011, 04:53:20 PM
I'll be your wife, Jaybo. Always wanted to get married to a southern belle :-*
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: tehjaybo on February 23, 2011, 04:54:01 PM
 :-*

Hope you like gunplay in the bedroom.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Oblivion on February 23, 2011, 04:55:10 PM
Nobody likes me here so I can't get married. :(
I like you

:heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Raban on February 23, 2011, 04:55:27 PM
:-*

Hope you like gunplay in the bedroom.

That's the only place I like it, baby :heartbeat
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 23, 2011, 05:24:12 PM
After following her on twitter for awhile I'd much rather hit her than hit it.

 :gbcry
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 23, 2011, 05:34:22 PM
I call Dr. Feelbad. I just hope the dowry is enough.

 :-*

a six pack of olympia or that walgreen's beer will suffice
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Positive Touch on February 23, 2011, 06:29:24 PM
not enough  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X on the internet for olympia beer
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 23, 2011, 08:11:10 PM
it's the water

good luck
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 23, 2011, 08:32:33 PM
We could probably make the national news if all of Evilbore got gay married together in a mass ceremony at Olive Garden. Come on guys, this is our one shot at fame!
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 11:00:27 PM
blackmage
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: lennedsay on February 24, 2011, 12:12:17 AM
blackmage

Ding ding ding!

Who wants to play daddy now that my cabana boy left me?  :'(
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Powerslave on February 24, 2011, 03:42:19 AM
I'll probably be


(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/6460/1766o.png)
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Groogrux on February 24, 2011, 04:18:08 AM
I would like someone with big boobs.

Well too bad. Wilco isn't here anymore.

Fuck.  Why did I stick around again?
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2011, 10:36:31 AM
blackmage

Ding ding ding!

Who wants to play daddy now that my cabana boy left me?  :'(
you know that's me, mama.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Brehvolution on February 24, 2011, 10:37:32 AM
I'll indian leg wrestle you for her.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2011, 10:40:19 AM
Jeez, she's not an object.  Let the lady make the choice.

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Hot dog eating contest for her is more appropriate.
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Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: lennedsay on February 24, 2011, 10:47:49 AM
It's cool guys. I can convert to LDS if you can.  :-*

Plural marriage :rock
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 24, 2011, 10:58:34 AM
In that case, we'll just have a mass ceremony where everyone on EB gets married to lennedsay all at once.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Brehvolution on February 24, 2011, 11:00:55 AM
Sounds good to me. There is enough love to go around.  :-[
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 24, 2011, 11:23:13 AM
Dibs on Eric P.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: demi on February 24, 2011, 11:41:32 AM
Eric P is a good choice, but comes across as a prude. Get used to "not tonight"
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 24, 2011, 11:42:28 AM
It's cool guys. I can convert to LDS if you can.  :-*

Plural marriage :rock
If that's the case, then sure.  I'll marry you and my wife.  That sounds awesome.  Gay marriage isn't allowed, Zero Hero.  So maybe next time.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Raban on February 24, 2011, 12:42:26 PM
Eric P is a good choice, but comes across as a prude. Get used to "not tonight"

:lol
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: drew on February 24, 2011, 12:50:34 PM
Hope you like gunplay in the bedroom.

dibs on this dude
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Powerslave on February 24, 2011, 01:41:19 PM
Sandwiches are low-tier food. I don't know why these people are stressing about their bitches making them sammiches.
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 24, 2011, 01:59:07 PM
Eric P is a good choice, but comes across as a prude. Get used to "not tonight"
:lol
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2011, 08:26:47 PM
Jeez, she's not an object.  Let the lady make the choice.

Hot dog eating contest for her is more appropriate.

How's a hot dog contest fair?  The BBCs are obviously gonna win. 
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2011, 10:03:47 AM
Jeez, she's not an object.  Let the lady make the choice.

Hot dog eating contest for her is more appropriate.

How's a hot dog contest fair?  The BBCs are obviously gonna win. 
I was thinking more of a taco eating contest.  I think Lennedsay would be more interested in the man that eat can more tacos than a man that can down more wieners. 
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: lennedsay on February 25, 2011, 10:24:34 AM
Well we all know who'd win a taco eating contest...  :-* We can still hold the contest, if only to teach FM, maybe PD and some others, a thing or two.

If I didn't like a good, ol fashioned hot dog eating contest, I wouldn't be continuing to come back here. Total faghag for sure...  :-\
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2011, 10:37:42 AM
faghags are cool.  they usually dance as bad as I do and assume that they can get naked in front of me  :-*
Title: Re: Arranged board marriages
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 26, 2011, 04:57:45 AM
MORE POWER MORE POWER MORE POWER

wait what is this thread?