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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on March 09, 2011, 05:00:20 PM

Title: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 09, 2011, 05:00:20 PM
So who's going to see Battle: Los Angeles this weekend? I'm considering it, on the basis it will have lots of explosions and maybe some dude killing an alien, but I'm not convinced just yet.
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: duckman2000 on March 09, 2011, 05:05:51 PM
Not doing the movie theater thing, but I'll see it for sure. Aliens and war, can't be beat.
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: TEEEPO on March 09, 2011, 05:06:02 PM
i am only because i had a fandango coupon expiring and had to buy a ticket to something so i bought my ticket a month in advance :yuck
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 09, 2011, 05:09:35 PM
Imma gonna go see Black Death this weekend.  Hells to tha yea!
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: TEEEPO on March 09, 2011, 05:16:36 PM
i can only hope for the latter
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 09, 2011, 05:25:57 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 09, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
Are there even people acting in this movie, or is it just 100% explosions?

As with all such movies, it will have some acting and, invariably, that will be the worst part.
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 09, 2011, 06:20:04 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 09, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
Are there even people acting in this movie, or is it just 100% explosions?

110% explosions.
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 09, 2011, 06:25:05 PM
Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 09, 2011, 05:09:35 PM
Imma gonna go see Black Death this weekend.  Hells to tha yea!

Black Death is really awesome!!
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 09, 2011, 06:58:36 PM
Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 09, 2011, 05:09:35 PM
Imma gonna go see Black Death this weekend.  Hells to tha yea!

Thats out this weekend? Shit. I think I'll try to see both then... probably Black Death by myself :'(

Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 09, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
Are there even people acting in this movie, or is it just 100% explosions?

Michelle Rodriguez is in this so I'm guessing 100% explosions
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: Diunx on March 09, 2011, 07:06:15 PM
Can't wait :rock
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: TEEEPO on March 09, 2011, 07:42:28 PM
people actually watch post-weekend godard?

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i'm excited that socalism got picked up :shh
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Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 09, 2011, 09:40:46 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 09, 2011, 06:58:36 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 09, 2011, 05:16:15 PM
Are there even people acting in this movie, or is it just 100% explosions?

Michelle Rodriguez is in this so I'm guessing 100% explosions

Explain Avatar.
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: Yoritomo on March 10, 2011, 12:56:55 AM
I just want to know if Michelle Rodriguez dies.
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 10, 2011, 01:52:12 AM
if she bites it that it'll be her third movie in a row.  Only Chow Yun Fat has a higher mortality rate amongst protagonists.
Title: Re: "Makes Michael Bay look like some mumbling pinko pussy."
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 10, 2011, 05:17:40 AM
Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 09, 2011, 05:09:35 PM
Imma gonna go see Black Death this weekend.  Hells to tha yea!

It's a'ight. A bit of All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Mupepe on March 10, 2011, 11:21:37 PM
save your money. horrible movie. cheesy cliches, incomprehensible action, way too long.  bad acting.  but the worst part is it was just boring.
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Bocsius on March 10, 2011, 11:23:46 PM
Sometimes I think I do actually live under a rock. Never heard of this Call of Duty: Martian Warfare movie. Battle LA, either.
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 10, 2011, 11:29:55 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 10, 2011, 11:21:37 PM
save your money. horrible movie. cheesy cliches, incomprehensible action, way too long.  bad acting.  but the worst part is it was just boring.

Worse than Avatar?
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Diunx on March 11, 2011, 12:18:31 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on March 10, 2011, 11:21:37 PM
save your money. horrible movie. cheesy cliches, incomprehensible action, way too long.  bad acting.  but the worst part is it was just boring.

Fuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 11:05:11 AM
Yes.  Worse than Avatar.  This doesn't have the spectacle factor, set piece action scenes and it has a Michelle Rodriguez
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that doesn't fucking die.
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  Everytime you think the movie is going to be over, it's not.  You want it to be, because it's so fucking boring, but it's not.  The action is lame for the most part.  There are a few oh snap moments when you see the good guys die.  Oh and they rip off ID4 with
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an alien autopsy scene that will just have you laughing.
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  Any military cliche you've ever seen is in this movie.  A leader with a dodgy past that haunts him?  Check.  Ya know that scene in every shitty war movie where he says "just go!"  "I'm not going to leave you here!"  "Do it!  That's an order!" *haunting look*?  It's there too.  I was really excited for this but it is a terrible fucking movie.
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Himu on March 11, 2011, 11:08:03 AM
WHERE IS MY AVATAR 2, JAMES CAMERON?!
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Diunx on March 11, 2011, 11:11:09 AM
2014 :fbm
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 11:12:43 AM
Also, if you have a hard time making out what's going on in Transformers then you'll hate this movie.  It's a lot of shaky cam and barely visible enemies for the majority of the movie.  The only action scenes that competently shot are at the end and one particular scene in the middle involving a bus, grenade and gas station.  Oh yeah, another cliche!  It's a spoiler so be warned...
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survivors taking off on helicopter, everything's happy and then I literally counted down on my fingers and then BAM they shoot it down.
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Also, the worst line in the movie is when the Sgt. tells some little kid that's like 10 years old "You're the bravest Marine I've ever met" or some shit like that before he bails out of the helicopter.  It was terrible.
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 11, 2011, 11:18:25 AM
 :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 11:22:56 AM
Also, the last line in the movie is really similar to what the General says in ID4 about let them know how to take those bastards down or whatever.

And another spoiler, they're on Earth to
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steal our water to power their machines
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Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 04:00:35 PM
oh well then there's no surprises in this movie besides how bad it sucks.
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 04:15:38 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 11, 2011, 04:08:06 PM
How are the aliens defeated?
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Most of their military is made up of drones.  There's a main ship thing that is controlling all the drones via AI.  It's hidden underground, they find it and blast it with a few missiles and all the drones fall dead.
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Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 11, 2011, 04:59:57 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 11, 2011, 06:55:05 PM
Sounds better than King's Speech. :bow2
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 07:51:38 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26435197&postcount=262

This guy is a fucking faggot and has the worst taste on GAF.
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 08:00:04 PM
Oh shit.  Ebert fucking nails it. 

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Young men: If you attend this crap with friends who admire it, tactfully inform them they are idiots. Young women: If your date likes this movie, tell him you've been thinking it over, and you think you should consider spending some time apart.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110309/REVIEWS/110309992
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Boogie on March 11, 2011, 08:10:20 PM
dammit, Mups, I was looking forward to this, too...

Can't watch it now, that's for damn sure.

Quote from: Mupepe on March 11, 2011, 07:51:38 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26435197&postcount=262

This guy is a fucking faggot and has the worst taste on GAF.

Before even reading the post:  Meus Renaissance...yep, I agree.
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Boogie on March 11, 2011, 11:38:07 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on March 11, 2011, 10:47:37 PM
Watched it. Thought it was pretty awesome.

Dialogue is laughably bad at times, has more cliches than i can count using my ass hair (Nantz was on his way to retirement before all this happened, was waiting for a "too old for this shit"), but the movie was a pretty great ride. Special effects were awesome, aliens had some pretty bad ass weaponry.



What, no "I'm not even supposed to BE HERE today?"

Dammit mojo, why must you revive a sliver of desire to see this, now?
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Diunx on March 11, 2011, 11:47:20 PM
Hope slightly restored.
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: The Sceneman on March 19, 2011, 03:52:25 AM
Im about halfway through this but may switch it off. What a pile of shit
Title: Re: Call of Duty: Martian Warfare 2
Post by: Brehvolution on March 19, 2011, 04:43:54 PM
oops, thought this was about the game.  :-[