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Title: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: GilloD on March 14, 2011, 08:09:35 PM
Robocop is a millenia old lawful golem who is imprisoned by a warlock in Colonial America. Years go by and the warlock manipulates history to become America's richest CEO. An archeologist discovers Robocop on a dig, but finds that his golem form has decomposed. His techy buddy embeds the golem form in a robot: Robocop.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Himu on March 14, 2011, 08:12:36 PM
you are drunk
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: drew on March 14, 2011, 08:17:41 PM
you are an idiot

fixed
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: The Sceneman on March 14, 2011, 08:21:44 PM
this isnt a bad concept at all! :bow Robocop :bow2
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 14, 2011, 08:28:36 PM
:bow Jewish Robocop :bow2

Bring Wilco back and get him on this, then ban him, then Icon me.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 14, 2011, 09:55:34 PM
It'll at least be better than Robocop 2 and 3.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Akala on March 14, 2011, 11:30:38 PM
lies. Robocop 2 was awesome.

it was 3 that sucked, but if really drunk could be in so-bad-it's-good territory.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: The Sceneman on March 14, 2011, 11:33:09 PM
yeah, Robocop 2 was fucking awesome, robots on drugs!

Robo 3 was the turd. Don't forget the awesome TV series!
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 14, 2011, 11:40:57 PM
[youtube=560,345]X_tRjuiObl4[/youtube]

:rock
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: The Sceneman on March 14, 2011, 11:41:50 PM
wtf theres a cartoon?! I was talking about the live action series  :o

awesome!
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Powerslave on March 14, 2011, 11:42:24 PM
I haven't seen RoboCop 2 in over a decade but while it was certainly entertaining and awesome cause I was (am) a RoboCop freak, it's on a whole different level than the first one.
The whole look and feel of the second one lacked the presence and charm of the original. And I also like the suit in the original better, which was silver and pearly as opposed to the more blue/purple-ish suit in part 2.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2011, 12:31:01 AM
yeah, Robocop 2 was fucking awesome, robots on drugs!

Seeing kids loot a store was my highlight as a child.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Diunx on March 15, 2011, 12:42:51 AM
There are robocop tv shows!!!?
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2011, 01:01:34 AM
Robocop also saved Sting from the Horsemen

[youtube=560,345]5yc9FXJT8HE[/youtube]

Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2011, 01:21:15 AM
That scene in Robocop 2 where Cain annihilates everyone in the factory scared the shit out of me as a kid. My parents wouldn't let me watch it, so one day I snuck it after they went to a dinner party in Detroit. The fucking tape got stuck in the VHS player and I couldn't get it out lmao. I decided to go to bed and hope no one would find it. Needless to say the next day I got in trouble  :lol
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2011, 01:34:29 AM
I saw RoboCop 2 in theaters, RoboCop 1 on vhs. Neither gave me nightmares, but rewatching them is amazing. It's like,"How the fuck did I watch this as a kid and not have nightmares? He just KILLED A KID."
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Powerslave on March 15, 2011, 01:38:05 AM
Cain is a terrifying mofo indeed, that factory scene was unsettling.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Diunx on March 15, 2011, 01:54:51 AM
Robocop also saved Sting from the Horsemen

[youtube=560,345]5yc9FXJT8HE[/youtube]



:rofl that was great.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2011, 02:01:17 AM
Too bad most of the kids here are too young to appreciate the magnitude of the Horsemen retreating from an enemy.  :-\ 
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Himu on March 15, 2011, 02:02:54 AM
:bow DEAN MALENKO :bow2
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Diunx on March 15, 2011, 02:08:06 AM
Dean Malenko rocked! too bad he used to hang out with Benoit during the time I watched the WCW, I can't watch some of my favorites matches of he because of that.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Robo on March 15, 2011, 11:11:06 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU[/youtube]
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 15, 2011, 11:15:14 AM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: chronovore on March 15, 2011, 06:39:34 PM
Robocop is a millenia old lawful golem who is imprisoned by a warlock in Colonial America. Years go by and the warlock manipulates history to become America's richest CEO. An archeologist discovers Robocop on a dig, but finds that his golem form has decomposed. His techy buddy embeds the golem form in a robot: Robocop.

This belongs in the "weird dream" thread.

Robocop 2 was good. Well, it wasn't horrible, and it wasn't as good as the original. It was written by Frank Miller! Apparently his experiences on the film were so bad, he refused to deal with Hollywood crap anymore. Part of the deal with Sin City was Rodriguez approaching him with a director position and ensuring him he'd have control, unlike Robocop 2.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2011, 06:42:46 PM
They made a sequel to Robocop?
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: The Sceneman on March 15, 2011, 06:47:40 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU[/youtube]

:rofl I almost died reading the comments on this video
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Remember in RoboCop 2 there's a kid who tells Murphy to go find a refrigerator to fuck.

Need I say more?
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lol yo im about to eat
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Prime Directive 5: Steal all of Korea's food.

Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Powerslave on March 15, 2011, 06:52:28 PM
They made a sequel to Robocop?

Yeah dude, it came out in 1990, only Verhoeven wasn't part of it anymore.

RoboCop 2 (1990)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100502/
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2011, 07:03:19 PM
They made a sequel to Robocop?

Yeah dude, it came out in 1990, only Verhoeven wasn't part of it anymore.

RoboCop 2 (1990)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100502/

 :teehee
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Powerslave on March 15, 2011, 07:16:05 PM
just letting you know brah
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2011, 07:17:37 PM
It's like Highlander and Major League... "they made sequels?"
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: The Sceneman on March 15, 2011, 09:21:50 PM
I cant stop watching the chicken commercial wtf
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Robo on March 15, 2011, 09:32:23 PM
oh what the hell frieda chicken
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 15, 2011, 09:42:06 PM
"Yo, I'm about to eat" is gonna be my new catchphrase. 
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2011, 09:57:42 PM
Bitches leave.

Best quote ever.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Tauntaun on March 15, 2011, 10:44:09 PM
:bow Jewish Robocop :bow2

Bring Wilco back and get him on this, then ban him, then Icon me.

:rofl
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 15, 2011, 11:25:20 PM
Robocop is a millenia old lawful golem who is imprisoned by a warlock in Colonial America. Years go by and the warlock manipulates history to become America's richest CEO. An archeologist discovers Robocop on a dig, but finds that his golem form has decomposed. His techy buddy embeds the golem form in a robot: Robocop.

This belongs in the "weird dream" thread.

Robocop 2 was good. Well, it wasn't horrible, and it wasn't as good as the original. It was written by Frank Miller! Apparently his experiences on the film were so bad, he refused to deal with Hollywood crap anymore. Part of the deal with Sin City was Rodriguez approaching him with a director position and ensuring him he'd have control, unlike Robocop 2.

Frank Miller also wrote the screenplay for RoboCop 3.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: chronovore on March 16, 2011, 11:18:24 AM
Frank Miller also wrote the screenplay for RoboCop 3.

I didn't know that. Are you trying to make me cry?  :-\
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 16, 2011, 11:26:01 AM
I like how Robocop kinda flinches when Sting throws his arm out in front of him.
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: Raban on March 16, 2011, 11:27:50 AM
I'd buy that for a dollar!

Achievement Unlocked: Best Post in Thread about Robocop

:bow
Title: Re: I had a great idea for a Robocop reboot
Post by: GilloD on March 16, 2011, 11:36:16 PM
Koreans eat enormous amounts off fried chicked