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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on April 14, 2011, 02:27:46 PM

Title: Me getting out of the porn biz was apparently at the right time! NOW WITH VIDEO
Post by: T234 on April 14, 2011, 02:27:46 PM
Man bursts into flames in San Francisco porn shop

April 15, 2011 1:24AM


A MAN caught fire Wednesday evening inside a San Francisco porn store and was fighting for his life in the hospital after suffering third-degree burns, KCBS-TV reported.

Arson experts said it was not clear what ignited the fire but police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted.

The man ran out the front door of the adult arcade "engulfed in flames" and was spotted by police standing across the street, a police spokesman told KCBS.

"He came out of the building already on fire," Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.

Firefighters, who luckily were only about a block away on an unrelated call, raced to the scene and doused the flames.

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-bursts-into-flames-in-san-francisco-porn-shop/story-e6frfku0-1226039438122#ixzz1JWTprTn3 (http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-bursts-into-flames-in-san-francisco-porn-shop/story-e6frfku0-1226039438122#ixzz1JWTprTn3)

[youtube=560,345]qA_WYalzBE0[/youtube]


Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 14, 2011, 02:44:23 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: T234 on April 14, 2011, 02:56:45 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: T234 on April 14, 2011, 03:30:20 PM
What a fiasco. :lol
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2011, 04:25:39 PM
Too much friction, he must have been watching some really good stuff.
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: Brehvolution on April 14, 2011, 04:39:34 PM
Ya, that's pretty much the definition of 'you're doing it wrong'.
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 14, 2011, 04:48:10 PM
In retrospect, using gasoline as a lubricant was a very bad idea.
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: Corporal on April 14, 2011, 05:08:19 PM
That reminds me, I haven't checked the Darwin Awards for a while. That guy's probably already on there.
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 14, 2011, 11:12:52 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on April 14, 2011, 03:09:37 PM
Edit: My accountant's pregnant secretary.  FML

:rofl
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 15, 2011, 12:20:09 AM
I bet he was watching a lexi belle video.  She is super hot.
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: E-DuB on April 15, 2011, 12:52:15 AM
Didn't use any lube I guess...
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
Post by: T234 on April 15, 2011, 04:17:00 PM
THERE'S VIDEO


[youtube=560,345]qA_WYalzBE0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn biz was apparently at the right time! NOW WITH VIDEO
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 15, 2011, 05:00:10 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn biz was apparently at the right time! NOW WITH VIDEO
Post by: tehjaybo on April 15, 2011, 05:10:06 PM
Jesus...   :lol :lol :lol :lol

That last bit, the dude walks off all nonchalant, with his clothes burning off, and the cop is just walking over to him talking on his radio, thinking "God, I hate my job."
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn biz was apparently at the right time! NOW WITH VIDEO
Post by: Robo on April 15, 2011, 05:20:15 PM
holy shit  :rofl
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn biz was apparently at the right time! NOW WITH VIDEO
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2011, 06:56:35 PM
Damnit, the video is down now. :(
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn biz was apparently at the right time! NOW WITH VIDEO
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2011, 07:24:21 PM
The video deemed "too awesome" for Youtube.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd6_1302890102
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn biz was apparently at the right time! NOW WITH VIDEO
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2011, 07:44:09 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 15, 2011, 07:24:21 PM
The video deemed "too awesome" for Youtube.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd6_1302890102

omg :rofl @ the dude just walking around at the end with his clothes burning off him and the guy trying to put him out.
Title: Re: Me getting out of the porn biz was apparently at the right time! NOW WITH VIDEO
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2011, 11:03:41 PM
Fucing ipad