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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on May 05, 2011, 03:49:04 PM

Title: So I'm probably gonna hafta get my gall bladder removed.
Post by: T234 on May 05, 2011, 03:49:04 PM
I woke up yesterday in incredible pain. I thought I was gonna die.

Gotta go back to the doctor tomorrow. Only reason I'm not in more pain is Lortab.
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Post by: TEEEPO on May 05, 2011, 03:50:26 PM
atleast prisons have nice health care options.
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Post by: T234 on May 05, 2011, 03:52:07 PM
Never been to prison, never will go to prison.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2011, 04:58:19 PM
did you get the money for the tickets?
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Post by: T234 on May 05, 2011, 05:03:55 PM
Not prison, County Jail for those.
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Post by: choco parfait on May 05, 2011, 06:43:08 PM
What did you have? Gallstones? Duct obstruction?
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2011, 07:15:36 PM
Not prison, County Jail for those.

did you get the money?
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Post by: T234 on May 05, 2011, 07:19:46 PM
No, but I made a pact with somebody who is powerful enough to make sure we don't end up in jail for this.
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Post by: BlackMage on May 05, 2011, 07:46:34 PM
No, but I made a pact with somebody who is powerful enough to make sure we don't end up in jail for this.

Satan?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2011, 08:21:19 PM
:lol
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2011, 08:25:03 PM
The devil went down to Kentucky, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man swingin' a dildo and really hurtin' them folks a lot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a dildo swinger too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you swing a pretty good dildo, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Thor and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
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Post by: lennedsay on May 05, 2011, 09:04:13 PM
:bow

:rofl I'm dyin over here!
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 05, 2011, 09:29:03 PM
oh god.   oh god oh god.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Cormacaroni on May 05, 2011, 09:32:00 PM
:rofl

funniest thread about gall bladder removal ever
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Post by: Groogrux on May 06, 2011, 01:10:52 PM
BEST. THREAD. EVER.
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Groogrux on May 06, 2011, 09:56:43 PM
I demand more lyrics, GR.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2011, 10:14:27 PM
Official Thor theme song:

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of manliness and porn
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and weed

And I was 'round when demi
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Wilco
Washed his hands and sealed Evilbore's fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around in Pakistan
When I saw it was a time for revenge
Killed Osama and his bodyguards
Methodis screamed in vain

I swung a dildo
Held a admin's rank
When the bannings raged
And the trolls stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 07, 2011, 12:58:43 AM
:bow :bow GreatRumbler :bow2 :bow2

Make 14 more and I will personally set them to music and sing them, and put out an album.  Get to it, Bore.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 07, 2011, 01:29:28 AM
opps wrong thead
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Post by: Groogrux on May 07, 2011, 09:21:12 AM
:bow :bow GreatRumbler :bow2 :bow2

Seconded!
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Post by: Himu on May 07, 2011, 12:00:42 PM
My dad woke up this morning screaming for me. I saw he threw up and he said his stomach was aching like nuts. Due to history, he figured it was his gall bladder. So we went to the ER, and they did an Ultrasound. Turns out his gall bladder is really messed up. He's at the ER now while I tidy up the place and get something to eat.

Kinda caught me off guard.
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Post by: T234 on May 07, 2011, 01:46:43 PM
My dad woke up this morning screaming for me. I saw he threw up and he said his stomach was aching like nuts. Due to history, he figured it was his gall bladder. So we went to the ER, and they did an Ultrasound. Turns out his gall bladder is really messed up. He's at the ER now while I tidy up the place and get something to eat.

Kinda caught me off guard.

Got an ultrasound scheduled for next Wednesday.
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Post by: Groogrux on May 11, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
Soooo...

You gonna die?
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Post by: T234 on May 11, 2011, 02:45:26 PM
Confirmed. Gallstones.

What am I in for these days, bore?