THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on May 05, 2011, 03:49:04 PM
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I woke up yesterday in incredible pain. I thought I was gonna die.
Gotta go back to the doctor tomorrow. Only reason I'm not in more pain is Lortab.
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atleast prisons have nice health care options.
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Never been to prison, never will go to prison.
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did you get the money for the tickets?
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Not prison, County Jail for those.
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What did you have? Gallstones? Duct obstruction?
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Not prison, County Jail for those.
did you get the money?
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No, but I made a pact with somebody who is powerful enough to make sure we don't end up in jail for this.
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No, but I made a pact with somebody who is powerful enough to make sure we don't end up in jail for this.
Satan?
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:lol
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The devil went down to Kentucky, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man swingin' a dildo and really hurtin' them folks a lot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a dildo swinger too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you swing a pretty good dildo, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Thor and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."
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:bow
:rofl I'm dyin over here!
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oh god. oh god oh god.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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:rofl
funniest thread about gall bladder removal ever
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BEST. THREAD. EVER.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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I demand more lyrics, GR.
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Official Thor theme song:
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of manliness and porn
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and weed
And I was 'round when demi
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Wilco
Washed his hands and sealed Evilbore's fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around in Pakistan
When I saw it was a time for revenge
Killed Osama and his bodyguards
Methodis screamed in vain
I swung a dildo
Held a admin's rank
When the bannings raged
And the trolls stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)
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:bow :bow GreatRumbler :bow2 :bow2
Make 14 more and I will personally set them to music and sing them, and put out an album. Get to it, Bore.
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opps wrong thead
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:bow :bow GreatRumbler :bow2 :bow2
Seconded!
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My dad woke up this morning screaming for me. I saw he threw up and he said his stomach was aching like nuts. Due to history, he figured it was his gall bladder. So we went to the ER, and they did an Ultrasound. Turns out his gall bladder is really messed up. He's at the ER now while I tidy up the place and get something to eat.
Kinda caught me off guard.
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My dad woke up this morning screaming for me. I saw he threw up and he said his stomach was aching like nuts. Due to history, he figured it was his gall bladder. So we went to the ER, and they did an Ultrasound. Turns out his gall bladder is really messed up. He's at the ER now while I tidy up the place and get something to eat.
Kinda caught me off guard.
Got an ultrasound scheduled for next Wednesday.
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Soooo...
You gonna die?
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Confirmed. Gallstones.
What am I in for these days, bore?