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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bebpo on May 13, 2011, 09:19:35 PM

Title: Bebpo Law
Post by: Bebpo on May 13, 2011, 09:19:35 PM: Just got my results from the California bar exam and I passed 8)
Now once I get sworn in next week I'm officially a lawyer. If you need to sue Sony, call 1-800-BEBPO4YOU.
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Post by: Diunx on May 13, 2011, 09:22:59 PM: Now if weebo bore gets in trouble because of their loli animu they a warrior of the law willing to fight for them!
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 13, 2011, 09:26:22 PM: can u help me sue demi for lightagation and defacation of character
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Post by: ManaByte on May 13, 2011, 09:29:25 PM: Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on May 13, 2011, 09:26:22 PM
can u help me sue demi for lightagation and defacation of character

:rofl
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Post by: Robo on May 13, 2011, 09:30:14 PM: That's definitely the right word.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 13, 2011, 10:32:05 PM: congratulations!
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 14, 2011, 01:23:08 AM: Congrats! What type of law?
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 14, 2011, 01:40:19 AM: Congrats lawyer. :)

I bet that sounds pretty sweet. :)

What is your feelings on tort reform?
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Post by: MCD on May 14, 2011, 03:18:28 AM: Congrats!

Now sue yourself!
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Post by: Bebpo on May 14, 2011, 04:43:42 AM: Thanks all. I had a greaaaat round of drinking with pals at the local pub tonight in celebration. Now I got some lawyer classes in a few hours at 8:30am in the morning to attend to since the thing about being an attorney is you go to classes for the rest of your life :X I've been doing this twice a week trial advocacy class about practicing trial experience and it's pretty useful. Tomorrow's workshop on doing direct and cross examination will probably go interestingly since I will be tired and super hung over.

Quote from: Borys on May 14, 2011, 02:45:13 AM
It's hard to imagine that a lawyer can play the shittiest japafag animu games in existence.

This is coming from the guy who loves FFXIII :P

Quote from: MCD on May 14, 2011, 03:18:28 AM
Congrats!

I'd sue you for being an awesome poster!

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on May 14, 2011, 01:23:08 AM
Congrats! What type of law?

Well, right now I'm working at a firm that does business litigation, real estate transactions and personal injury. I'll probably stick with those for the time being since I like working on real estate and contracts, but I could see myself branching off to stock/securities law since I like corporation/stock/business/mergers law.
Now sue yourself!

Quote from: dcharlie on May 14, 2011, 12:43:53 AM
Many congratulations Bebpo - fantastic stuff.

Thanks DC. Maybe one day I'll be able to afford a game collection to match yours :)

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 14, 2011, 01:40:19 AM
Congrats lawyer. :)

I bet that sounds pretty sweet. :)

What is your feelings on tort reform?

Honestly I stay out of politics. I thought about being a politician and maybe even president one day, but I have too many skeletons in my closet with bebpu~~~ :uguu stuff and all that. I think there definitely needs to be some reform on the fact someone with no money can sue a dozen people they dislike for free and cost those dozen people hundreds of dollars each to get out of frivolous lawsuits, but I don't have a solution atm.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 14, 2011, 06:16:51 AM: Bebpuuu~ and Associates

Congratulations, Bebpo!
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 14, 2011, 06:28:54 AM: awesome work bebpo!!!!!

:rofl @ methodis, end yourself
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Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 14, 2011, 07:17:28 AM: 'grats!

Quote from: Bebpo on May 14, 2011, 04:43:42 AM
Quote from: MCD on May 14, 2011, 03:18:28 AM
Congrats!

I'd sue you for being an awesome poster!

gayy
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Post by: muckhole on May 14, 2011, 09:34:58 AM: Congrats Bebpo!
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Post by: magus on May 14, 2011, 09:42:33 AM: eh i'm happy for bebpo... i wish i was out of university,math analysis is the worst thing ever made by humans >:(

you don't have to study math at law school right?
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Post by: chronovore on May 14, 2011, 09:52:28 AM: CONGRATS, BEBPO! You will be the first up against the wall when the revolutions comes. :-*

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on May 13, 2011, 09:26:22 PM
can u help me sue demi for lightagation and defacation of character
:rofl
Oh, the dangers of multiple selection spellchecker corrections.
Title: Re: Bebpo Law
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 14, 2011, 10:52:46 AM: Whoa, congrats man!

I'm going to contact you as soon as you get sworn in, I need you to defend my childhood friend Larry Butz, who has been accused of murdering his ex-girlfriend Cindy Stone.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 14, 2011, 11:19:36 AM: Congrats, dude!
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Post by: bork on May 14, 2011, 11:35:32 AM: Congrats!
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Post by: lennedsay on May 14, 2011, 12:07:43 PM: :bow Bepbo :bow2

Good job!
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Post by: MCD on May 14, 2011, 12:12:22 PM: Here is your first job:

I need you to sue BONES for not making Darker than Black S3.

Get on it, Bebpo-kun!
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Post by: Purple Filth on May 14, 2011, 12:17:19 PM: Congrats man and now i know who to call/write message on board :P

plus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miVoe7U6Lx4#t=0m30s
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Post by: Akala on May 14, 2011, 01:52:11 PM: Congrats bebpo!
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Post by: Himu on May 14, 2011, 02:09:18 PM: A jewish lawyer. Where have I seen this before? :teehee

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congrats bud
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Title: Re: Bebpo Law
Post by: etiolate on May 14, 2011, 06:21:23 PM: Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on May 13, 2011, 09:26:22 PM
can u help me sue demi for lightagation and defacation of character

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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 14, 2011, 06:25:22 PM: Congratulations!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2011, 06:29:07 PM: Bebop's Law. It's like Murphy's Law, but with more buttsex. :-*
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Post by: Boogie on May 15, 2011, 07:32:53 PM: Congrats, Bepbo! :rock

Since you're not going to be a criminal defence lawyer, we can still be friends. :-*
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 15, 2011, 07:34:51 PM: Congrats, man!

Let me know when you open Bebpo, Esquire. Mecha Attorney at Law.