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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2011, 08:50:42 PM

Title: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2011, 08:50:42 PM: The camera sways around like a drunken sailor, the hit detection is wonky, and your main character looks like he has Down Syndrome. I really just made this thread because I like saying Garshasp.

(http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594685399057437470/B3101490FC46CBF5DFDE024440CDB5A9A8BA8997/)

GARSHASP!!!!!!
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Himu on May 16, 2011, 08:53:52 PM: ALLAHUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ACKBAR
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 16, 2011, 09:32:09 PM: Garshasp

spoiler (click to show/hide)
GARSHASP
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Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 16, 2011, 09:45:56 PM: GARSHASP!!!!!!
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: pilonv1 on May 16, 2011, 09:58:43 PM: someone explain this to me
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2011, 10:03:41 PM: Quote from: pilonv1 on May 16, 2011, 09:58:43 PM
someone explain this to me

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God of War was made in Iran? WELL WONDER NO MORE, FRIEND!

[youtube=560,345]-yY_BFaC13M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2011, 10:07:31 PM: I think this is going to be my new avatar.

(http://i.imgur.com/6ytNa.jpg)

dat face :drool
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: The Sceneman on May 17, 2011, 12:36:16 AM: wtf? this looks awesome Wrath, you racist fuck
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: pilonv1 on May 17, 2011, 12:39:23 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 16, 2011, 10:03:41 PM
Quote from: pilonv1 on May 16, 2011, 09:58:43 PM
someone explain this to me

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God of War was made in Iran? WELL WONDER NO MORE, FRIEND!

I assumed this but thought there may be something more to it.
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Damian79 on May 17, 2011, 01:41:15 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 16, 2011, 10:07:31 PM
I think this is going to be my new avatar.

(http://i.imgur.com/6ytNa.jpg)

dat face :drool

Its Angry Jesus.
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Sho Nuff on May 17, 2011, 01:47:13 AM: U all know who Sho Nuff is going to cosplay as at PAX
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: The Sceneman on May 17, 2011, 02:01:58 AM: I've always wanted to cosplay as Richter Belmont :drool
(http://images.wikia.com/castlevania/images/0/0c/Righter_CHD_Art_Work.PNG)
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: chronovore on May 17, 2011, 06:24:35 PM: Quote from: Sho Nuff on May 17, 2011, 01:47:13 AM
U all know who Sho Nuff is going to cosplay as at PAX

Prepare to be stopped at the airport security check.
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 17, 2011, 06:59:45 PM: [youtube=560,345]ZBWqD8f4F18[/youtube]
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: pilonv1 on May 17, 2011, 09:37:32 PM: Quote from: chronovore on May 17, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on May 17, 2011, 01:47:13 AM
U all know who Sho Nuff is going to cosplay as at PAX

Prepare to be stopped at the airport security check.

Maybe he wants those sexy TSA attendants to cup him? :teehee
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: TEEEPO on May 17, 2011, 11:14:03 PM: Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on May 17, 2011, 06:59:45 PM
[youtube=560,345]ZBWqD8f4F18[/youtube]

i grew up with this song :maf
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 17, 2011, 11:59:59 PM: Quote from: pilonv1 on May 17, 2011, 09:37:32 PM
Quote from: chronovore on May 17, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on May 17, 2011, 01:47:13 AM
U all know who Sho Nuff is going to cosplay as at PAX

Prepare to be stopped at the airport security check.

Maybe he wants those sexy TSA attendants to cup him? :teehee

[youtube=560,345]xPWazHqtLrw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: chronovore on May 18, 2011, 08:34:23 AM: Quote from: pilonv1 on May 17, 2011, 09:37:32 PM
Quote from: chronovore on May 17, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on May 17, 2011, 01:47:13 AM
U all know who Sho Nuff is going to cosplay as at PAX

Prepare to be stopped at the airport security check.

Maybe he wants those sexy TSA attendants to cup him? :teehee
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/IZmX9.jpg)
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Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2011, 05:23:00 PM: Quote from: Green Man on May 18, 2011, 03:26:59 PM
http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-garshasp-the-monster-slayer/17-4140/

I'm with you, Wrath.

(http://i.imgur.com/zgbYd.jpg)
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: chronovore on May 18, 2011, 06:23:24 PM: Quote from: Green Man on May 18, 2011, 03:26:59 PM
http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-garshasp-the-monster-slayer/17-4140/

I'm with you, Wrath.

WWGTMSD?
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 18, 2011, 07:14:22 PM: They'd probably get beheaded or something if they put boobs in it.
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Trent Dole on May 20, 2011, 03:07:57 AM: Wow, this is really fucking terrible. Needs a Wii port!
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 20, 2011, 05:48:14 AM: Quote from: TEEEPO on May 17, 2011, 11:14:03 PM
Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on May 17, 2011, 06:59:45 PM
[youtube=560,345]ZBWqD8f4F18[youtube]

i grew up with this song :maf

Are you serious? lol.

Wait, I remembered how you look.
Title: Re: Garshasp: Allah of War |OT| PUT YA BURKAS ON!
Post by: TEEEPO on May 20, 2011, 02:28:19 PM: i don't even look persian :-\