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Title: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2011, 03:05:53 PM: JESUS IS COMING DOWN IN JUST A FEW MORE HOURS TO DESTROY THIS EARTH, WHERE HE WILL TAKE THE GOOD ONES UP TO VALHALLA.

Take out the suntan lotion, cigars, Metallica and swim shorts because I'm gonna dine in HELL, baby!

What do you plan on doing during the incoming apocalypse, EB? Loot houses? There will only be one currency in hell, baby! And that's SOULS. Which sin will you partake in your final hours? Mine will be ANAL SEX.

Let's do this shit, Jesus! :gun
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Post by: Mupepe on May 20, 2011, 03:06:27 PM: i'm gonna jack off so that when jesus cums, i cum.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2011, 03:07:24 PM: "That's quite a load, my son. You're allowed in."
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 20, 2011, 03:10:12 PM: I'm going to play Civ 4
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2011, 03:10:42 PM: Civ 4 > heaven
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Post by: Mupepe on May 20, 2011, 03:10:48 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 20, 2011, 03:10:12 PM
I'm going to play Civ 4
:rock

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 20, 2011, 03:07:24 PM
"That's quite a load, my son. You're allowed in."
My loads are actually pretty weak :(
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 20, 2011, 03:12:28 PM: I got the ranking of Charles De Gaulle last night :rock
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 20, 2011, 03:18:46 PM: well *i* for one am getting raptured on account of my sidehuggin' sexual mores.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 20, 2011, 03:19:30 PM: God doesn't like prudes
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2011, 03:22:39 PM: Quote from: Green Man on May 20, 2011, 03:21:39 PM
This rapture thing is whatever but at least let me finish watching The Wire. I got 37 episodes left and we will all still be here to smite later on so how about we postpone it for like a week? Or you know, no smiting at all. Either way is fine.

The Wire > heaven

Nay, The Wire IS heaven
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 20, 2011, 03:24:36 PM: I still haven't finished The Witcher 2 yet!! :'(
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2011, 03:25:00 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on May 20, 2011, 03:21:51 PM
I heard heaven isn't as good as it was when they didn't let mexicans in.

Ed! :( NOOOO
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2011, 03:26:01 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on May 20, 2011, 03:25:05 PM
FYI

Not the first time he predicted it and got it wrong.

Who? God?
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 20, 2011, 03:39:44 PM: Quote from: Matthew 24
However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows.

“When the Son of Man returns, it will be like it was in Noah’s day. In those days before the flood, the people were enjoying banquets and parties and weddings right up to the time Noah entered his boat. People didn’t realize what was going to happen until the flood came and swept them all away. That is the way it will be when the Son of Man comes.

“Two men will be working together in the field; one will be taken, the other left. Two women will be grinding flour at the mill; one will be taken, the other left.

“So you, too, must keep watch! For you don’t know what day your Lord is coming. Understand this: If a homeowner knew exactly when a burglar was coming, he would keep watch and not permit his house to be broken into. You also must be ready all the time, for the Son of Man will come when least expected.
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Post by: Himu on May 20, 2011, 03:40:15 PM: But I thought the son WAS the father. :wtf :S :spin
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Post by: Mupepe on May 20, 2011, 03:55:11 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 20, 2011, 03:40:15 PM
But I thought the son WAS the father. :wtf :S :spin
Depends on which denomination you believe in
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Post by: archie4208 on May 20, 2011, 03:58:00 PM: Gonna play some Witcher 2.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 20, 2011, 04:04:13 PM: Quote from: archie4208 on May 20, 2011, 03:58:00 PM
Gonna play some Witcher 2.

Same. :rock
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Post by: Shaka Khan on May 20, 2011, 04:33:57 PM: (http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110413.gif)
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: etiolate on May 20, 2011, 04:57:41 PM: (http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/248628_10150173061701524_567111523_6666288_6044774_n.jpg)
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Post by: drew on May 20, 2011, 05:01:16 PM: i plan on killing looters
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Post by: T234 on May 20, 2011, 05:03:55 PM: At least I'll be stoned during this catastrophic event, unlike the turn of the millennium.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on May 20, 2011, 05:27:21 PM: Just went to an "End of the World" garage/estate sale. The people were selling basically everything they owned. I bought a brand new chainsaw for 10 bucks.

I probably should go back out and see if I can't find anymore of these things. I've been reading about it in the news but I wasn't expecting to run into any of these doomsday people so close to my house.
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: drew on May 20, 2011, 06:15:13 PM: Quote from: Green Man on May 20, 2011, 05:50:30 PM
I hope they're giving that money to Red Cross.

so young and naive :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 20, 2011, 07:22:37 PM: If it happens, they'll take my wife and leave me behind. :lol
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 20, 2011, 07:24:03 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on May 20, 2011, 07:22:37 PM
If it happens, they'll take my wife and leave me behind. :lol
At least the gaming backlog will get cleared up. ;)
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 20, 2011, 07:42:42 PM: i thought it happens tommorow
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Post by: Diunx on May 20, 2011, 09:22:41 PM: GONNA GET FUCKING DRUNK WITH SOME DEVIL HOT DEVIL CHICKS TOMORROW!!!!
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: etiolate on May 20, 2011, 09:55:25 PM: Quote from: drew on May 20, 2011, 05:01:16 PM
i plan on painkiller looting

fixt
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 20, 2011, 10:34:14 PM: I guess Willco will be posting tomorrow
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Post by: Groogrux on May 20, 2011, 11:06:00 PM: Less than one hour left y'all.

(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_398/1242293535qEy4Yg.jpg)

Cause if you don't already know that Jesus works on Eastern Time, then yer dead wrong.
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 20, 2011, 11:09:23 PM: got raptured, they have internet here in heaven

all that sidehuggin paid off, sinners
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: Groogrux on May 20, 2011, 11:45:19 PM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 20, 2011, 11:09:23 PM
got raptured, they have internet here in heaven

all that sidehuggin paid off, sinners

:lol

Broadband or Mobile? If it's mobile, who's the carrier? It all depends on the carrier.
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: Positive Touch on May 21, 2011, 12:02:55 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on May 20, 2011, 11:09:23 PM
got raptured, they have internet here in heaven

all that sidehuggin paid off, sinners

to bad you cant look up porn or gore

have fun browsing christian message boards til the end of eternity
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Post by: Diunx on May 21, 2011, 12:17:02 AM: World still here I knew this was a false god, praise ganesha bitches!
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Post by: naff on May 21, 2011, 12:22:20 AM: Apocalypse happened down under bout 12 hours ago. Shit was WILD
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2011, 12:28:19 AM: Picked my mom up from the airport and was on the highway when the Rapture occurred. So glad no one on the road was saved, so we avoided car crashes
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Post by: Diunx on May 21, 2011, 12:37:00 AM: Still not raptured, god don't care about latinos.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 21, 2011, 02:29:03 AM: Back from the big ol' rapture party.

Good news. God likes Gundam. A lot. :rock
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Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2011, 02:53:25 AM: I have coated myself in petroleum jelly from head to toe in anticipation of the rapture.
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 21, 2011, 03:10:17 AM: Seems like all the Icons made the cut. I didn't read anything about the virtue of cock pics in the bible :maf
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 21, 2011, 05:34:43 AM: 7:30pm here and nothing. I'm so disappointed I'm going to turn on my PS3
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: Diunx on May 21, 2011, 09:04:34 AM: Do they have a taco bell in heaven? Not gonna let them rapture me if I can't enjoy a 1/2 pound bean and fries burrito.
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: Boogie on May 21, 2011, 09:09:41 AM: Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on May 21, 2011, 03:10:17 AM
Seems like all the Icons made the cut. I didn't read anything about the virtue of cock pics in the bible :maf

dammit, my one lapse!
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Post by: demi on May 21, 2011, 09:11:09 AM: Can I fuck Joe yet?
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 21, 2011, 09:31:47 AM: I played PS3 for several hours tonight, world must be ending
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2011, 10:53:22 AM: Quote from: demi on May 21, 2011, 09:11:09 AM
Can I fuck Joe yet?

I'd figured you'd already be getting raped for eternity by Satan's giant thorned cock.
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Post by: Third on May 21, 2011, 01:49:28 PM: More religious bullcrap. :lol
A friend of mine started to pray yesterday. I've sent some mocking messages to her. But she won't reply...
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2011, 02:42:04 PM: The Family Radio website is down :lol
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 21, 2011, 03:11:34 PM: gawker has a live stream of the rapture up

http://gawker.com/5804199/live-coverage-of-the-end-of-the-world
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2011, 03:40:23 PM: Quote from: Third on May 21, 2011, 01:49:28 PM
I've sent some mocking messages to her. But she won't reply...

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 21, 2011, 02:42:04 PM
The Family Radio website is down :lol

Time to start reading up...

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nIVEfwrRL._SS500_.jpg)
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Post by: Groogrux on May 21, 2011, 04:32:09 PM: :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2011, 04:35:30 PM: I watched the first Left Behind movie. It was fucking awesome.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 21, 2011, 05:00:20 PM: [youtube=560,345]dnhKPw2NXIw[/youtube]
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Post by: Diunx on May 21, 2011, 05:04:39 PM: Lol I knew this was bullsh
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 21, 2011, 05:39:25 PM: demo can you promote me so i can die a non leper
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 21, 2011, 06:03:36 PM: there was a huge rainbow outside my window just now :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 21, 2011, 07:49:39 PM: :rofl
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on May 21, 2011, 11:34:17 PM: (http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/WORLD/europe/05/21/iceland.volcano/t1larg.iceland.volcano.afp.gi.jpg)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/05/21/iceland.volcano/index.html?hpt=T1 (http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/05/21/iceland.volcano/index.html?hpt=T1)

Well, there you go. Rapture is on motherfuckers.
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 22, 2011, 01:48:43 PM: Quote from: Green Man on May 21, 2011, 07:41:20 PM
Appropriate:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/63687/detail/

:lol Perfect
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 22, 2011, 01:56:40 PM: (http://i54.tinypic.com/1z1ydso.jpg)

ether
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 22, 2011, 02:53:01 PM: We have another year and half to live it up until the world really ends on December 21, 2012.
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Post by: drew on May 22, 2011, 03:06:05 PM: speak for yourself mayne, i'll be munching on MRE's and sippin on some dasani while your body decomposes
Title: Re: ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS TO REPENT AND SAVE YOUR SOUL
Post by: Robo on May 22, 2011, 03:15:19 PM: (http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/247599_10150301203844942_600629941_9813967_1260289_n.jpg)

:bow
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Post by: Himu on May 22, 2011, 03:17:59 PM: :bow MACHO MAN :bow2

The greatest.

The funniest thing about this whole ordeal for me isn't the crazy people saying it's going to happen but the agnostics who use this opportunity to try be holier than thou than both believers and non-believers.
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Post by: Diunx on May 22, 2011, 03:20:03 PM: Quote from: Robo on May 22, 2011, 03:15:19 PM
(http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/247599_10150301203844942_600629941_9813967_1260289_n.jpg)

:bow

:rofl stealing this for facebook.
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Post by: chronovore on May 23, 2011, 09:02:48 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/WS33M.jpg)
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Post by: Groogrux on May 23, 2011, 04:41:53 PM: Quote from: chronovore on May 23, 2011, 09:02:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WS33M.jpg)

:lol Best one yet.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2011, 10:12:08 AM: http://money.cnn.com/2011/06/01/pf/doomsday_inheritance_donations/index.htm?iid=HP_Highlight

:rofl :rofl
Goddamn people are so fucking stupid.
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Post by: Groogrux on June 01, 2011, 01:14:49 PM: $300,000?

I'm glad for her sake that the old bitch is dead. Cause somebody woulda killed her by now.