THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Brehvolution on May 23, 2011, 11:00:10 AM

Title: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: Brehvolution on May 23, 2011, 11:00:10 AM
Just another day in the south:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13498108

2 tornadoes, massive flooding, and hundreds dead in about a months time.

I hope southern 'bore is OK.  :(

edit: Holy shit at 3:09  :o
[youtube=560,345]cQnvxJZucds[/youtube]
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 23, 2011, 11:11:39 AM
The past month has just been crazy with tornadoes. There was one that ripped through a town in Oklahoma, a whole wave that tore through Alabama, Mississippi, and Tennessee, and now this one.
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 23, 2011, 01:08:55 PM
bububububu global warming is a lie so the hippies can make us all recycle
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: lennedsay on May 23, 2011, 02:08:19 PM
The Lambert airport in St Louis still has all the windows boarded up, and all the houses in the area along the highway are pretty much demolished. That tornado was about a month ago. There was one here New Years Eve too that ripped through another area of St. Louis County. I've lived here my whole life and remember one tornado way out in the boonies when I was in the 4th grade, which didn't even do much in damage. WTF is up this year?

There's already a FB page set up for missing photos and documents, most of which are found an hour and a half away from Joplin. Lots of x-rays and medical records, which can't be posted online, and a hospital in Springfield, MO has requested for those.
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: lennedsay on May 23, 2011, 03:25:24 PM
They charge us $5 per bag to pick up lawn care, and they sell it to a company that turns it into mulch.

If we want curbside recycling, it doubles our trash pickup rate. You know those fuckers turn around and sell that too. I take it directly to the recycling center, costs nothing but I get nothing.
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: drew on May 23, 2011, 03:28:32 PM
Make money off recycling? Really now?

so young and naive :lol
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: T-Short on May 23, 2011, 04:18:11 PM
(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/tornado_052311/bp17.jpg)
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: Groogrux on May 23, 2011, 04:46:01 PM
(http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/tornado_052311/bp17.jpg)

I hate to be the one that points out the joke in this photo...
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: T-Short on May 23, 2011, 05:11:18 PM
yep. quite nice
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: chronovore on May 23, 2011, 06:35:40 PM
It's hard to believe we've had two THOR movies this year, yet no-one is praying to the thunder god. That woman was tripping, "JESUS, LORD HELP ME! JESUS!"

What is Jesus going to to about a hurricane? Turn it into a WINESTORM?
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: lordmaji on May 23, 2011, 08:37:42 PM
...imagine that. The south deserves it. Especially Bama.
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: Brehvolution on May 23, 2011, 08:44:12 PM
It's hard to believe we've had two THOR movies this year, yet no-one is praying to the thunder god. That woman was tripping, "JESUS, LORD HELP ME! JESUS!"

What is Jesus going to to about a hurricane? Turn it into a WINESTORM?

I recently saw a comment about this story that said the reason why all this bad stuff is happening in the south is god's punishment for gays.
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: chronovore on May 23, 2011, 09:07:22 PM
'cause the Gays are so into hanging out in the south, right?
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: Oblivion on May 23, 2011, 09:26:37 PM
Clearly this is God's punishment for not fighting hard enough to stop a colored, atheistic muslin from getting e-lected president.
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: Groogrux on May 25, 2011, 09:58:56 AM
Clearly this is God's punishment for not fighting hard enough to stop a colored, atheistic muslin from getting e-lected president.

 :lol  I have failed daddy and his daddy before him.
Title: Re: The bible belt is praying to the wrong god
Post by: tiesto on May 25, 2011, 11:26:14 AM
Clearly this is God's punishment for not fighting hard enough to stop an anti-colonialist Kenyan, socialist, marxist muslin from getting e-lected president.

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