THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Stoney Mason on May 31, 2011, 10:00:47 AM
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I was in bed last night. And my eye was feeling very weird. Irritated.
So whenever I get remotely sick or anything I immediately think something is very wrong with me so I started thinking about how much it would suck if I went blind while I was sleeping and how much my life would change.
And then that got me thinking about how does a blind person clean himself when he does #2. How does he know when he's cleaned himself properly.
so that's the kind of stuff I think about before I fall asleep...
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Do you look at the paper after wiping?
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The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.
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last week I wonder why there isn't a movie about a premature ejaculating rapist
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just wipe til it bleeds
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(not sharing, fuckers)
why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
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Sometimes before going to sleep I start to think about how scary death is because is like going to sleep but never waking up and without dreams or nightmares, not existing is so scary :'(
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The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.
:rofl
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(not sharing, fuckers)
why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!
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The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.
So this is what mexicans talk about over a family night?
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that and frijoles
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The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.
That scares me too.
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Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and stealing everything. The scariest part is that I know he'll never be caught. :fbm
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Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and raping me. The scariest part is that I know it'll never happen. :fbm
fixed
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(not sharing, fuckers)
why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!
if it's being reported in the news then it's not a perfect plan.
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Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and raping me. The scariest part is that I know it'll never happen. :fbm
fixed
Ahhhh....:(
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(not sharing, fuckers)
why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!
if it's being reported in the news then it's not a perfect plan.
I'm not going through the troubles of hiding the body! I mean perfect as in I get away cleanly.
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Pssh. If a fatboy like Amirox can get away with it, it's clearly not very difficult.
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:( now i gotta find another crime to perfect then
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oh give me a break you're not gonna do anything, cough it up
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I still pretend I can shoot lasers from my eyeballs.
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oh give me a break you're not gonna do anything, cough it up
No, Drew!