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Title: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 31, 2011, 10:00:47 AM
I was in bed last night. And my eye was feeling very weird. Irritated.

So whenever I get remotely sick or anything I immediately think something is very wrong with me so I started thinking about how much it would suck if I went blind while I was sleeping and how much my life would change.

And then that got me thinking about how does a blind person clean himself when he does #2. How does he know when he's cleaned himself properly.

so that's the kind of stuff I think about before I fall asleep...

Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Reb on May 31, 2011, 11:02:29 AM
Do you look at the paper after wiping?
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM
The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: cool breeze on May 31, 2011, 11:26:31 AM
last week I wonder why there isn't a movie about a premature ejaculating rapist
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Positive Touch on May 31, 2011, 11:32:21 AM
just wipe til it bleeds
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: drew on May 31, 2011, 11:33:56 AM
(not sharing, fuckers)

why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Diunx on May 31, 2011, 12:12:26 PM
Sometimes before going to sleep I start to think about how scary death is because is like going to sleep but never waking up and without dreams or nightmares, not existing is so scary :'(
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Robo on May 31, 2011, 12:21:34 PM
The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.

 :rofl
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 12:22:37 PM
(not sharing, fuckers)

why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Diunx on May 31, 2011, 12:34:32 PM
The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.

So this is what mexicans talk about over a family night?
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 12:38:14 PM
that and frijoles
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 31, 2011, 04:06:11 PM
The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.

That scares me too.
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2011, 04:07:28 PM
Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and stealing everything. The scariest part is that I know he'll never be caught. :fbm
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 04:08:41 PM
Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and raping me. The scariest part is that I know it'll never happen. :fbm
fixed
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2011, 04:14:12 PM
(not sharing, fuckers)

why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!

if it's being reported in the news then it's not a perfect plan.
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2011, 04:15:10 PM
Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and raping me. The scariest part is that I know it'll never happen. :fbm
fixed

Ahhhh....:(
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 04:15:51 PM
(not sharing, fuckers)

why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!

if it's being reported in the news then it's not a perfect plan.
I'm not going through the troubles of hiding the body!  I mean perfect as in I get away cleanly.
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Robo on May 31, 2011, 04:46:26 PM
Pssh.  If a fatboy like Amirox can get away with it, it's clearly not very difficult.
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 04:51:33 PM
:( now i gotta find another crime to perfect then
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: drew on May 31, 2011, 05:08:22 PM
oh give me a break you're not gonna do anything, cough it up
Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 31, 2011, 05:25:48 PM
I still pretend I can shoot lasers from my eyeballs.

Title: Re: You ever think of weird shit
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 07:55:43 PM
oh give me a break you're not gonna do anything, cough it up
No, Drew!