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Title: The Tobacco Thread: Bitches Leave
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 03:05:50 PM
Anyone have any alternatives to smoking cigs? I have started smoking recently due to stress and while I'm not addicted yet, I really like smoking them. The actual act of smoking them is both fun and relaxing and it helps me get out of my nerve wracked head and chill a bit. Not to mention, I really like the nicotine high.

I really like smoking but at the same time I don't want to get caught up in it. Are there any good alternatives for that oral fixation and contemplative relaxation? I guess cigars would suffice?

I'd like to finish off this pack of American Spirits that are growing on me and have these clove cigars for special times.
Title: First!
Post by: Mandark on June 02, 2011, 03:10:20 PM
Suckin' dicks.
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Post by: huckleberry on June 02, 2011, 03:11:08 PM
you should throw away the pack of cigs that you have (cloves too, you cigarillo) and never touch them again.....there is absolutely no redeeming qualities to smoking. 

Not trying to preach to you duder....i smoke 1.5 packs a day.



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Suckin' dicks.

 :shh
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 02, 2011, 03:11:30 PM
chaw
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 03:12:36 PM
cloves hater? :maf
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Post by: huckleberry on June 02, 2011, 03:13:20 PM
cloves are the most distinguished mentally-challenged shit on earth...you might as well smoke black n milds and save your money.
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 03:15:39 PM
I'm not addicted now, but I figured I could save them for special occasions. Nothing wrong with a smoke now and then, right? But that's probably rationalizing keeping my pack I guess.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 02, 2011, 03:16:26 PM
What I'm doing right now is smoking half a black and mild in the morning and one after work.  Its cheaper and removes some of the guilt that goes along with smoking a pack every three days.  However I did manage to quit for a few months.  This required-

being broke- no buying cigs
nasty head cold- not wanting to smoke

for a whole week.  After the cold subsided I was able to quit easily.  Now, your smoking may be tied to an oral fixation.  I don't recommend nicotine gum or anything like that because really, its gross and never made me want to not just go back to cigs.  Regular gum can help with an oral fixation.
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Post by: lordmaji on June 02, 2011, 03:18:37 PM
crack.
Title: Re: First!
Post by: Robo on June 02, 2011, 03:18:56 PM
Suckin' dicks.

This make up plenty for that horrible warts joke in the Kosma thread.
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 03:19:30 PM
Gum doesn't help me with stress the way a good smoke does. I've never been big on candy, so I'm not much of a gum user, I just eat mints or something for breath.
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Post by: huckleberry on June 02, 2011, 03:21:07 PM
jeezus Himu didn't your mom tell you to stay away from cigarettes?  There is no such thing as enjoying them once you are addicted - it's a need.
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 03:21:49 PM
Well, smoking has been all around my family. So while, I always heard the anti-cigs pep talks, I'd always see my dad, grandpa, uncles, aunts and cousins smoking.
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Post by: drew on June 02, 2011, 03:23:25 PM
what color of american spirits did you get? great choice, i won't smoke anything else anymore.

and no there are no replacements for smoking a beautiful fucking cigarette, to imply that there might be one is an insult to the habit
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 03:23:54 PM
Orange, nicca.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 02, 2011, 03:24:24 PM
jeezus Himu didn't your mom tell you to stay away from cigarettes?  There is no such thing as enjoying them once you are addicted - it's a need.

I wouldn't go that far.  there is no tangible benefit of course, but there is something soothing about them, no one would do it in the first place otherwise.
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Post by: drew on June 02, 2011, 03:25:19 PM
those are either lights or extra lights, in case you didn't know

there's a full run down on wikipedia of all the different kinds
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 03:28:08 PM
I thought blue and yellow were lights
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Post by: lordmaji on June 02, 2011, 03:31:28 PM
could smoke pot. :P
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 03:35:24 PM
I don't like smoking pot anymore. Horrible highs.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 02, 2011, 03:51:45 PM
I don't like smoking pot anymore. Horrible highs.
Quit buying dimes from the Jamaicans.  ;)
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Post by: Mupepe on June 02, 2011, 03:54:51 PM
drink beer instead boo boo!
Title: Re: First!
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 04:01:17 PM
Suckin' dicks.

going to a gay club tomorrow night cruising for cock so nice suggestion  :P
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Post by: drew on June 02, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
I thought blue and yellow were lights

the light blues are regular filtered and the dark blues are US grown regulars

the yellows are lights but as it turns out the oranges are actually ultra lights

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_American_Spirit
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Post by: Boogie on June 02, 2011, 05:13:21 PM
The Continuing Adventures of Himuro's Bad Decisions....
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Post by: cool breeze on June 02, 2011, 05:23:16 PM
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Anyone have any alternatives to smoking cigs? I have started smoking recently due to stress and while I'm not addicted yet, I really like smoking them. The actual act of smoking them is both fun and relaxing and it helps me get out of my nerve wracked head and chill a bit. Not to mention, I really like the nicotine high.

I really like smoking but at the same time I don't want to get caught up in it. Are there any good alternatives for that oral fixation and contemplative relaxation? I guess cigars would suffice?

I'd like to finish off this pack of American Spirits that are growing on me and have these clove cigars for special times.

 :wtf



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Post by: Positive Touch on June 02, 2011, 05:53:04 PM
i prefer alcoholism
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 05:54:05 PM
The Continuing Adventures of Himuro's Bad Decisions....

You've never smoked a cigarette before?
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 06:09:08 PM
I've never had snuff but it doesn't seem too appealing.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on June 02, 2011, 06:17:48 PM
Think that's chew not snuff (?) Tried chew once and my mouth burned all night, don't bother.

I actually understand smoking, despite them being death sticks, it'd be nice to just step outside and have a break from life every once in a while, while still having a purpose for your fidgety hands. Appart from the obvious nicotine addiction which you seem to be in denial about, finding a replacement for the former is going to be the real bitch.
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 06:25:27 PM
I'm not addicted, though. At least not yet. Before buying these packs, I was only a social smoker. Smoking every now and then at a social event. Right now, I've only smoked two cloves and two American Spirits out of the course of one week. I'd hardly say that's addiction, especially since I haven't smoked since yesterday and have yet to go through withdrawals today.

That said, yeah, I've always enjoyed the actual ritual of smoking ever since my first joint. It looks cool, it feels good, it feels so natural, and it eases me from the pain that is life for a few minutes. It's a nice reliever, and I enjoy the taste and smell (depending on what I'm smoking). If smoking were considerably less harmful to you, wasn't addictive and ALWAYS produced that nicotine high...omg. But that's not reality, unfortunately.

So I'm going to finish off this pack of American Spirits first. It will be my first and final pack.

If I'm inclined to smoke in the future I'll stick to cigars and keep cigs as a social thing.
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Post by: Boogie on June 02, 2011, 06:29:18 PM
The Continuing Adventures of Himuro's Bad Decisions....

You've never smoked a cigarette before?

Me?  Not a one.
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 06:30:51 PM
That's nice.
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 06:44:30 PM
I don't understand chain smoking either, but hey what do I know? I'm not addicted and I get high every time I have a smoke, even the ultra lights make me feel soooo good.

How many of your friends smoke, Yazeed? Almost all of my circle smokes. I never felt pressured or anything though. Sometimes I'll just ask for a smoke at a concert or something.
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Post by: FatalT on June 02, 2011, 06:48:46 PM
Sounds like it's too late to offer alternatives. You're already too far gone.

Go away and buy an entire carton and go through all the packs in there in one day. The next day's lung problems and coughing/wheezing/hacking should make you stop.
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 06:49:03 PM
Haha, how long was the buzz?
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Post by: Himu on June 02, 2011, 06:56:33 PM
70 minutes? Haha, no way. From tobacco? That's longer than the typical joint high.
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Post by: brob on June 02, 2011, 06:57:51 PM
double bagging snus right now :rock

Won't give you cancer or asthma, but the shit will erode your gums. so, you know... It ain't healthy. but awesome things rarely are.
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Post by: Rman on June 02, 2011, 07:02:50 PM
Good two shoes answer to your question: Exercise.
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Post by: brob on June 02, 2011, 07:12:34 PM
Yeah, all convince stores, petrol stations, etc have wide selection of snus. shit costs money though! paid 15 bucks for a box just now. If I do a 2 hour trek to sweden I could get one for less than half. :derp

Norwegian taxation :piss2
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2011, 07:36:20 PM
Good two shoes answer to your question: Exercise.

This. Drink some tea. Try yoga. Go on a peaceful walk. There are good ways to relieve stress that don't fuck up your lungs or mouth/teeth, both of which lead to higher health bills eventually=more stress.

Smoking is disgusting.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 02, 2011, 07:40:50 PM
you could try those e-cigarettes
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 02, 2011, 08:40:25 PM
Cock?

I heard that pole is a dish best served smoked.
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Post by: Akala on June 02, 2011, 10:07:43 PM
I tried snus but couldn't get into it. too cheap to buy a good electronic one.

gonna give an epic cold turkey try after Vegas...it would be stupid to quit before then.
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Post by: pilonv1 on June 02, 2011, 10:13:32 PM
living
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Post by: drew on June 02, 2011, 11:15:48 PM
Go away and buy an entire carton and go through all the packs in there in one day. The next day's lung problems and coughing/wheezing/hacking should make you stop.

that is just silly, quitting smoking really isn't that hard, if you want a replacement while you're quitting chew some green eclipse.  my advice is just not to quit, there's nothing wrong with turning into an occasional smoker

This. Drink some tea. Try yoga. Go on a peaceful walk. Suck some dicks.

fixed. wtf is going on with the black contingent on this board, all of them are going fag, it's some twilight zone shit
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Post by: Trent Dole on June 03, 2011, 12:18:12 AM
Wank. Always feel good after a wank. Then a few minutes later I take a piss and then take a nap.
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Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 12:38:23 AM
I don't like smoking pot anymore. Horrible highs.
Quit buying dimes from the Jamaicans.  ;)

In my experience Jamaicans are the best people to buy dope off of!
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Post by: Groogrux on June 03, 2011, 06:19:36 AM
Quit while you have the chance.  I smoked for over 6 years and finally stopped this past October.  You may not feel bad now, but give it time.

And for god's sake, don't pick up those electronic cigarettes.  Horrible fucking things full of god-knows-what that should have been made illegal by now.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 03, 2011, 09:42:39 AM
I don't like smoking pot anymore. Horrible highs.
Quit buying dimes from the Jamaicans.  ;)

In my experience Jamaicans are the best people to buy dope off of!

I honeymooned in Jamaica  for 10 days and the weed was shit. :gloomy  :-\

It was such a let down for my wife and I thinking we were going to weed paradise.
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Post by: The Sceneman on June 03, 2011, 09:55:18 AM
I had plenty of cigarettes tonight, they were pretty awesome
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Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 12:42:50 PM
I don't like smoking pot anymore. Horrible highs.
Quit buying dimes from the Jamaicans.  ;)

In my experience Jamaicans are the best people to buy dope off of!

I honeymooned in Jamaica  for 10 days and the weed was shit. :gloomy  :-\

It was such a let down for my wife and I thinking we were going to weed paradise.


You hafta know people to get the good shit.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 03, 2011, 12:44:02 PM
drink beer instead boo boo!

This. Just make sure it's craft beer or I WILL KILL YOU.
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Post by: Himu on June 03, 2011, 01:23:58 PM
Anyone specific brand of snuss I should try out?

Wrath, have you ever jacked off on a snuss high?
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 03, 2011, 02:33:33 PM
Be careful with snus. It has much more nicotine than cigs.
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Post by: brob on June 03, 2011, 02:53:56 PM
general and skruf are good brands of snus. snus can be bought in portion bags (you want this) or loose weight. the latter you have to compress and package into small balls yourself and if you do a poor job it dissolves and you have a coarse powder all up in your mouf.

and yeah, 3,2 - 8,3 mg nicotine.
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Post by: bud on June 03, 2011, 03:07:02 PM
I have started smoking recently due to stress

this is one of the funniest things i've read on eb
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Post by: bud on June 03, 2011, 03:13:37 PM
like, i'm totally seeing himu walking in the park one day, all stressed out and shit

the sun is shining, the wind is blowing, the birds are chirping, lovers are making love; it's a beautiful day

but himu can't enjoy any of that because he's stressed, obviously

so he looks up and says: ''... i need a smoke''

this is seriously making me laugh out loud. himu, i love you.
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Post by: Himu on June 03, 2011, 03:42:19 PM
Anyone specific brand of snuss I should try out?

Wrath, have you ever jacked off on a snuss high?
Yes.

How was it?
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 03, 2011, 04:13:11 PM
Alternative to smoking-- willpower.



pfft, no such thing.  Although it would be nice yes.
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Post by: Himu on June 04, 2011, 09:40:46 PM
cigs + booze :drool
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Post by: Akala on June 04, 2011, 09:55:23 PM
cigs + booze :drool

that's what is gonna make it so hard.  :'(
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Post by: etiolate on June 04, 2011, 10:05:12 PM
True story: I have a pipe and pipe tobacco
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Post by: chronovore on June 05, 2011, 01:15:43 AM
living
This.

Wank. Always feel good after a wank. Then a few minutes later I take a piss and then take a nap.
Or this.
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Post by: Himu on June 25, 2011, 08:56:16 PM
women who smoke are hot

[youtube=560,345]uBWsUio2GiM[/youtube]

quit smoking cigs, still got my djarum blacks. save them for special occasions, these things get you high as fuck. tip: don't walk while smoking a djarum and don't smoke it fast either.

I've been smoking cigars as an alternative and it's a damn great alternative. I'm smoking maybe one to two cigars a week.

Still haven't tried out snus yet, but I may see if I can find some at the alcohol shop sometime next week. It'll be perfect for July 4, anyway.
Title: Re: The Tobacco Thread: Bitches Leave
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 26, 2011, 08:22:49 PM
True story: I have a pipe and pipe tobacco

This makes complete sense.
Title: Re: The Tobacco Thread: Bitches Leave
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 27, 2011, 01:57:43 AM
Women who smoke are not hot, at all. Nothing turns me off more. Even if I wasn't an oral hygiene freak I'd be disgusted by it
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Post by: Himu on June 27, 2011, 02:03:17 AM
wrong
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 27, 2011, 02:03:47 AM
real talk: if Beyonce came into my room right now smoking a cig, I'd tell her to gtfo
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Post by: Himu on June 27, 2011, 02:05:21 AM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laj196gajE1qan4m0o1_500.gif)

okayyyy
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 27, 2011, 03:25:33 AM
she's hot and she's smoking but there is no causation
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Post by: Himu on June 27, 2011, 09:31:25 AM
I'm attracted to girls who smoke because they put out. 

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