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Title: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 12:32:17 AM
Topic.
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2011, 12:57:47 AM
Are you still going to jail or not?
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 01:06:23 AM
I'm pretty sure not. I did a favor for somebody with a lotta clout.
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2011, 01:09:59 AM
You should write a book. I'd buy two copies
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2011, 01:24:58 AM
Have you actually killed a person before? If so, how many (ballpark estimate)?
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: tehjaybo on June 03, 2011, 01:31:32 AM
I second the book idea. 

Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: pilonv1 on June 03, 2011, 08:55:24 AM
which icon would you prefer to violate you in prison?
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: chronovore on June 03, 2011, 11:27:37 AM
Elvis or Orbison?
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 03, 2011, 11:41:38 AM
Cock or Cock?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2011, 12:00:59 PM
Chapter 17

Couple days ago Judge Parker called me up. Asked me to come over so I did. Said his hand was hurtin mighty bad over all the affidavits he had to write about me, or whatever the fuck they're called. I rolled him a fat joint I got from Marley - figured a high class gentlemen like him wouldn't fuck with blunts - and we smoked it up. Few minutes later his daughter came home. Judge Parker said you know, why don't you fuck my bitch based god. She didn't want her breath smellin like weed so I got her to smoke it with her pussy instead. I ain't never been on a plane but I joined the mile high club that day, you know what I'm sayin. After that I let them play with each other and left just in time to catch my bus

Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 12:28:37 PM
Have you actually killed a person before? If so, how many (ballpark estimate)?


Yes. Less than ten. Never a woman or child. All of them deserved it.
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 12:31:16 PM
What kind of surgery mang? Something serious?
Gall bladder.
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 12:31:59 PM
which icon would you prefer to violate you in prison?

TVC
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 12:33:19 PM
Hash or Weed?


Hash, but it's really hard to come by here, even for somebody as deep in the underworld as me.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 03, 2011, 12:35:52 PM
I see you've avoided my question.

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Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 01:52:11 PM
Silver Surfer or bust on the vape question. Those pocket jobs don't do it for me.
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 03, 2011, 10:13:16 PM
The surgery went well. Lortab 5s are not strong enough.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 03, 2011, 11:57:52 PM
David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 04, 2011, 12:01:58 AM
Roth. By a great green country mile.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 04, 2011, 12:03:01 AM
Roth. By a great green country mile.
I must be the only person on earth who likes Sammy better.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 04, 2011, 12:15:41 AM
Yep.

I haven't been keeping up with electronic games at all lately, is there any good PGR like games on the horizon?
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 04, 2011, 12:16:42 AM
Elvis or Orbison?

I missed this last night.

Orbison.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 04, 2011, 12:34:04 AM
Yep.

I haven't been keeping up with electronic games at all lately, is there any good PGR like games on the horizon?
Shift 2 Unleashed feels a lot like PGR to me.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 04, 2011, 12:37:02 AM
Would you ever kill a man for money and if so, how much?

No.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 04, 2011, 01:04:52 AM
if you saw the ol' crooked porn store owner lying face down and pantsless in the dumpster, barely conscious and his ass in the air, WOULD YOU.
Title: Re: I cannot sleep before my surgery, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 04, 2011, 02:38:01 AM
Have you actually killed a person before? If so, how many (ballpark estimate)?


Yes. Less than ten. Never a woman or child. All of them deserved it.

I'm sure that most murderers would say that their victims deserved it.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 04, 2011, 07:23:15 AM
If you stumble upon six men raping a child in a rest area bathroom and you try to stop it, and then they try to kill you with knives for stopping them, what would you do Boogie?


I could not live with myself if I didn't kill them quite frankly.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 04, 2011, 09:22:57 AM
am I not the best poster on here?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: chronovore on June 04, 2011, 11:52:50 AM
Back into the ignore-pile, you attention mongering bitch.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 04, 2011, 11:58:26 AM
If you stumble upon six men raping a child in a rest area bathroom and you try to stop it, and then they try to kill you with knives for stopping them, what would you do Boogie?


I could not live with myself if I didn't kill them quite frankly.

Too easy. :lol

I'm just saying that "but they deserved it" is the most pointless justification ever, whether you're in the right or not. ;)
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 04, 2011, 12:36:47 PM
Fair enough, but that IS what happened.

I have a feeling you would do the same, only you wouldn't have had to bury anybody because you have a badge :lol
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2011, 03:44:04 PM
if you saw the ol' crooked porn store owner lying face down and pantsless in the dumpster, barely conscious and his ass in the air, WOULD YOU.

This made me laugh pretty hard. :lol
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 04, 2011, 03:57:53 PM
if you saw the ol' crooked porn store owner lying face down and pantsless in the dumpster, barely conscious and his ass in the air, WOULD YOU.

Missed this too.



I'd double fist him.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 04, 2011, 11:54:41 PM
If you stumble upon six men raping a child in a rest area bathroom and you try to stop it, and then they try to kill you with knives for stopping them, what would you do Boogie?


I could not live with myself if I didn't kill them quite frankly.

wait, what the fuck?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 05, 2011, 12:02:33 AM
Yeah dude. I beat the last one to death with a fire extinguisher. The first five bought .357 magnum slugs to the face. Then I ran outta bullets :lol
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: EvilBoris on June 05, 2011, 12:10:56 AM
 Did you give the kid a lift home afterwards?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 05, 2011, 12:15:56 AM
Yep. She was a 14-year-old runaway from Virginia. I drove her back home from four states away.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2011, 12:17:28 AM
Before cops arrived? I doubt that
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 05, 2011, 12:30:17 AM
I sprayed down the inside of the rest area with a water hose and buried the bodies before we left. Never saw anyone at that rest area except the 8 of us. Never saw a cop anywhere. Nearest police station from there was 20+ miles away. I wasn't going to stick around especially considering that gun had the serial filed off.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2011, 12:34:50 AM
Yea...I doubt this story. Too ridiculous, and even if it was true you'd be a fool to admit to it online
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 05, 2011, 12:45:51 AM
Remind me to never get on your bad side.

Yea...I doubt this story. Too ridiculous, and even if it was true you'd be a fool to admit to it online

Cops can't prove shit, bro.

Exactly.

"No body, no crime" -Roy DeMeo
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 02:43:03 AM
Also what court in the world would take forum posts as serious evidence?

It's been done.  There are difficulties with it, of course.

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And what right minded person taking that story for face value would want to prosecute?


Well, assuming we believe the good Thor, he would be saved by the self-defence aspect of the story.  But a proper investigation wouldn't just take his word for it as described, "face value".  And by "proper", I mean "anything other than bumfuck Keystone Kentucky cops", apparently.

and also, "cleaning" the scene, and a gun you have the serial number filed off of?  You're all kinds of fucked up, dude.  Real talk.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 02:49:41 AM
Fair enough, but that IS what happened.

I have a feeling you would do the same, only you wouldn't have had to bury anybody because you have a badge :lol

In the self-defence aspect where they went after you, yes.

Otherwise, my obligation is not to be the judge, jury and executioner.  Being an officer means that you arrest them and then sit in front of the fucking slimebag of a human being who would do such a thing to a child, and you pretend to be his friend and empathize with him to get him to talk about what he did in order to secure the case.  I haven't been put in such a torturous position, but I would hope that if I was, I would be up to the task.

ie. http://youtu.be/hzh3adTWZOg et al.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 02:51:13 AM
No one likes the high horse bullshit. Real talk.

what fucking high horse bullshit?

edit:  Of course, I could *almost* see it in regards to my second post, but you posted that before that one went up. ;)

Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 02:56:45 AM
Seriously man, if you fall off it's really gonna hurt when you land.
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I'm on a high horse because I know of case law that refers to online posts?

Or because I said that, whether T234 was in the right or not, a proper investigation wouldn't just take his word at face value?

In other words:  apart from the fact that you don't like me, and I apply a more critical eye to this shit than others seem to, what the fuck are you talking about?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 03:13:36 AM
On the serious, I was just ruffling your feathers. Don't need to get worked up dude. I don't really think you're on a high horse. I'm just high and was being trollish.

Which I think this makes me the worst troll ever, I actually feel bad for potentially upsetting a stranger. I never said I didnt like you :(

haha, no worries.  You got me easy like I got Thor to open up about the story.  I'll call that even for the thread. ;)
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2011, 03:24:06 AM
I'd imagine the whole "hiding/burying bodies" thing would make police doubt the self defense story, at least initially. If they were to find some DNA evidence linking Thor to the case it's not like he'd have any witnesses to confirm his story. The 14yo runaway might not even be alive anymore, and if she is she might be impossible to find. But then again, maybe there would be DNA evidence of her on the rapists.

/detective pd
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 05, 2011, 03:24:30 AM
Also what court in the world would take forum posts as serious evidence?

It's been done.  There are difficulties with it, of course.

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And what right minded person taking that story for face value would want to prosecute?


Well, assuming we believe the good Thor, he would be saved by the self-defence aspect of the story.  But a proper investigation wouldn't just take his word for it as described, "face value".  And by "proper", I mean "anything other than bumfuck Keystone Kentucky cops", apparently.

and also, "cleaning" the scene, and a gun you have the serial number filed off of?  You're all kinds of fucked up, dude.  Real talk.

I didn't feel like standing around all day answering questions. You try passing up a nice-ass stag grip K-frame smith & wesson for 50 bucks. The serials on those guns are under the grip. Didn't even know it til I got home from buying it. The law don't take any of that into account however.

I will say this to end the thread, the look on that girl's face when she saw her parent's house made me realize I did the right thing.  
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2011, 10:01:39 AM
T234 is a fucking lunatic and anyone who believes any of his stories are dumb dumb dumb.


That's not to say they're not good stories though.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 05, 2011, 03:18:58 PM
I don't know, weird shit goes on all the time.  I could see it get even more fucked up in corrupt mountain states.

A well known example is the FLDS in Arizona and Utah, where local government and the church collude frequently.  I'm just saying it happens, whether T234 is telling the truth or not.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2011, 03:22:15 PM
him stopping people raping a girl = semi believable
him commiting 6 homicides = lol
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2011, 04:02:36 PM


A well known example is the FLDS in Arizona and Utah, where local government and the church collude frequently.  I'm just saying it happens, whether T234 is telling the truth or not.

examples?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: tehjaybo on June 05, 2011, 04:03:38 PM
him stopping people raping a girl = semi believable
him commiting 6 homicides = lol

You've never met him.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Positive Touch on June 05, 2011, 04:27:47 PM
it just seems like someone might notice 6 people dissappearing, or that creating and hiding a mass grave is not the easiest thing in the world
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2011, 05:24:56 PM
i believe t234! i vastly prefer the idea of a world of right-minded vigilantes, regardless of whether or not they exist, to a world of arch internet legalists who determine "believability" not on personal experience but on compatibility with their projected worldview
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2011, 05:32:37 PM
I too support murdering people without a fair trial.


Oh hey that sounds familiar.

(http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/osama-bin-laden.jpg)
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2011, 05:34:13 PM
 :lol

we've been boxed in by a mental giant. Methodis  :o
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2011, 05:35:31 PM
You guys just don't believe him because you're all soft and sheltered, but T234 is hard. He isn't the hero that Evilbore deserves, but he is the one we need. :bow2
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 05, 2011, 05:58:29 PM
I thought everybody else had methodis on ignore?

Methodis is as useless as tits on a boar hog.

You all may have had soft upbringings but I did not.

Taught myself how to read before I ever set foot in school.

I learned to shoot a 12-gauge accurately by the time I was 13.

I could drive a pickup truck better than most grown adults when I was the same age.

Just because others are incapable, does NOT make me incapable.

I may be a jolly, fat dope smoker, but cross the line and you'll find out just how capable I am.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2011, 06:17:27 PM
oh man amirox took over T234's account  :'(
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2011, 06:22:55 PM
oh man amirox took over T234's account  :'(

The only person Amir0x could put in line is his mother
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 05, 2011, 06:57:41 PM
oh man amirox took over T234's account  :'(

The only person Amir0x could put in line is his mother

Ether all over amirox's face :lol
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 05, 2011, 07:00:21 PM
oh man amirox took over T234's account  :'(

The only person Amir0x could put in line is his mother

oh my god
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Mupepe on June 05, 2011, 07:45:47 PM
t234 has done me a favor in the past that made me believe he is indeed connected underground and that in turn makes me more inclined to believe his stories.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 10:01:56 PM
i believe t234! i vastly prefer the idea of a world of right-minded vigilantes, regardless of whether or not they exist, to a world of arch internet legalists who determine "believability" not on personal experience but on compatibility with their projected worldview

I'm more inclined to believe him than not, just annoying that we always have to work to tease the full stories out of him.

I'm not sure where I stand in theory on vigilantism, but I'm sure I have some professional bias there, since I'm basically indoctrinated to tell people not to take matters into their own hands. :lol

I will say that I don't really have an issue with his actions as described, if that's how it went down.  It's the peripheral details (burying bodies, filing off serial numbers on guns) that disturbs me.
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2011, 10:05:06 PM
boogie would you ever turn an LRAD on your own people?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 10:16:55 PM
boogie would you ever turn an LRAD on your own people?

LRAD?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2011, 10:22:24 PM
My unit's got one.  It is VERY LOUD.

just wiki'd it.  ah.

Never seen one before.  Supposedly Toronto police picked some up for the G20 last year, but I don't think they used them.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2011, 10:24:55 PM
boogie: oh, it's disturbing. i'm not necessarily validating his actions (even though i like ya, t234, you crazy bastard), just saying that if this went down as he says, i'm likewise not finding any fault in him, either. this is one of those things (that i expect you know well in your line of work) that aren't easily categorized the way internet moralists might like, and are probably far too emotionally and situationally complex to render insightful discussion on a largely anonymous forum. ;-)
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2011, 10:29:11 PM
yeah, it was used at the 2009 G20 in P burg for the first time on US soil, really sickening shit if you ask me

My unit's got one.  It is VERY LOUD.

i thought you got deployed to an area without ethernet, what happened?
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2011, 10:32:56 PM
This is the type of thread that makes me wish Green Shinobi still posted here. But back on topic: if the story is true, Thor did the right thing. Sounds like force was necessary
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2011, 11:06:45 PM
I like how this whole forum couldn't believe Himuro's getting pulled over at the airport story but no one has a problem with T234 saying he killed 6 people at a rest stop.  :lol

I believe what I want to believe.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2011, 11:07:18 PM
I like how this whole forum couldn't believe Himuro's getting pulled over at the airport story but no one has a problem with T234 saying he killed 6 people at a rest stop.  :lol

the key word here is "believe" and what belief entails, brah
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2011, 11:17:54 PM
I like how this whole forum couldn't believe Himuro's getting pulled over at the airport story but no one has a problem with T234 saying he killed 6 people at a rest stop.  :lol

black man facing "racism" in the Age of Obama vs white man protecting white woman from (probably Mexican) rapists. The choice is clear
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Positive Touch on June 05, 2011, 11:18:47 PM
believe that this dude went action hero and shot five dudes in the head then beat the last one to death with a fire extinguisher then had the time and energy to dig a hole nearby that could fit six bodies then drag the bodies into it then scrub down the crime scene then convince the woman who was just assaulted to take a ride with a stranger so he can drive her home four states away to her loving family and meanwhile noone ever finds the gravesite or questions why there are (multiple?) car(s) sitting abandoned outside a reststop or notices that six dudes went missing with no explanation

yeah no
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Positive Touch on June 05, 2011, 11:21:25 PM
and oh my god i cant believe anyone is falling for this i thought you guys were cool
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2011, 11:39:42 PM
and if anyone actually thinks he commited 6 homicindes they shoudl get his IP and send it to his local police angency because that isn't cool and theres no way to tell if he won't kill some innocent
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 06, 2011, 12:01:32 AM
believe that this dude went action hero and shot five dudes in the head then beat the last one to death with a fire extinguisher then had the time and energy to dig a hole nearby that could fit six bodies then drag the bodies into it then scrub down the crime scene then convince the woman who was just assaulted to take a ride with a stranger so he can drive her home four states away to her loving family and meanwhile noone ever finds the gravesite or questions why there are (multiple?) car(s) sitting abandoned outside a reststop or notices that six dudes went missing with no explanation

yeah no

1. See the "I'm more capable than most" discussion earlier. Ground was soft like most of evilbore. I pulled in there to take a piss on my way to pick up a big bag of some serious homegrown dope from *state redacted* at 3:42 AM. We were outta there at 5:03 AM. I didn't end up getting my dope until 10:30 PM that night. It was some good shit too. Skunk that tasted like blackberries.

2. There was no scrubbing, just spraying down the bathroom with a water hose.

3. It was easy to convince her after she watched me shoot her rapists in the head. She was all "How can you be so calm?". My only response was that this wasn't my first rodeo.

4. The reststops in that part of the country are notoriously crime-riddled and remote. I suspect the van they were driving got stolen. Also, these guys were serious derelicts. I'd say they averaged 1 tooth per man. I'd say nobody missed them :lol
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2011, 12:05:56 AM
yeah I don't think a girl would go into the car of someone who just killed and blew off the heads of 6 people especially after getting raped.

you are making this osund like you're arnole in terminator 2
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Mr. Spinnington on June 06, 2011, 07:34:10 AM
i'm John Goodman and Thor is telling the truth


Goodman '12
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: naff on June 06, 2011, 09:28:49 AM
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She was all "How can you be so calm?". My only response was that this wasn't my first rodeo.

(http://www.soundonsight.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/clint_eastwood1.jpg)
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2011, 10:20:43 AM
IIRC, people didn't believe Himuro (and rightfully so) because they felt he was leaving something.  And what he left out was that he continued to drive for 10 minutes after the accident and that's why he was arrested.  I don't think anyone doubted he was really arrested.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 06, 2011, 10:29:02 AM
IIRC, people didn't believe Himuro (and rightfully so) because they felt he was leaving something.  And what he left out was that he continued to drive for 10 minutes after the accident and that's why he was arrested.  I don't think anyone doubted he was really arrested.

Ya, it took about thirty seconds to poke the holes in himu's story.

Whether he's telling the truth or not, T234 is better at keeping his story straight.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 06, 2011, 10:36:23 AM
and if anyone actually thinks he commited 6 homicindes they shoudl get his IP and send it to his local police angency because that isn't cool and theres no way to tell if he won't kill some innocent

Interesting.  You should tell me more of how to do my job.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 06, 2011, 12:58:00 PM
I know how specific something has to be to be admitted as evidence. It's why I left a few details out.
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: Boogie on June 06, 2011, 01:29:39 PM
I know how specific something has to be to be admitted as evidence. It's why I left a few details out.

Why would you be concerned about evidence and such if it went down as you described, since you would be covered under self-defense?  :P
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 06, 2011, 01:38:31 PM
Given my current affinity for cannabis, the less I see of the police, the better.

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Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: naff on June 07, 2011, 02:01:17 AM
Why would you be concerned about evidence and such if it went down as you described, since you would be covered under self-defense?  :P

Disregarding the validity of T234s tale, a guilty verdict can still sentence an innocent man to life behind bars
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: whocares on June 27, 2011, 08:41:33 PM
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She was all "How can you be so calm?". My only response was that this wasn't my first rodeo.

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This made me lol.

This whole post made me  :D
Title: Re: My surgery was successful, and I'm on drugs, so ask questions and I may answer.
Post by: T234 on June 27, 2011, 08:51:11 PM
The only man who is crazier than I am shows up!