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Title: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 08:19:32 AM
may stay up for this but may not be fucked.

Anyhow all conference Kinect shit goes in here.

alright stream links courtesy of maxy:

"Streaming links

Gamespot,has countdown timer,will probably watch that one
http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/microsoft-e3/index.html

IGN
http://www.ign.com/events/e3/2011/live-video

G4TV
http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/press-conferences/Microsoft/94/


Xbox.com will be streaming live also"

live blog if youre in the office and cant watch video: http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/microsoft-e3/index.html

seems like Eurogamer is down atm

times:(http://i.imgur.com/Inss1.png)


Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 08:34:28 AM
Time and links please :)





P.S. I was thinking of making this thread but then I realized than no self-respecting xbot would do that :P
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: naff on June 06, 2011, 08:43:57 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuchHcnzHq4[/youtube]

:lol
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 08:52:00 AM
Time and links please :)





P.S. I was thinking of making this thread but then I realized than no self-respecting xbot would do that :P

someone had to take the fall.

p.s I have no idea where to stream it from
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 08:53:09 AM
God damn scenester this thread sucks. Go back to playing PS3...
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 08:55:38 AM
Kudo loves Mickey

:lol


That is obviously targeting parents and younger kids,it will sell millions and crush any sbot exclusive.In other words,business as usual.

I want to see ME3 Kinect,maybe you can tap Ashley,Liara hot ass or grab a tit :drool
maybe you can hug them

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Diunx on June 06, 2011, 08:57:43 AM
I'm gonna be taking a calculus exam during the conference and another one next wednesday (yes I have two calculos exams this week fml) and have a bunch of homework due to this week bur I know that when I get home instead of doing them I'm gonna go straight to the pc and watch some asshole looking like an idiot in fromt of a kinect :fbm
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Herr Mafflard on June 06, 2011, 08:57:58 AM
youtube is streaming every conference, same as last year


http://www.youtube.com/e3
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 08:58:18 AM
stream will be here apparently

http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/press-conferences/microsoft/94/

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 08:59:01 AM
youtube is streaming every conference, same as last year


http://www.youtube.com/e3

oh sweet, you can count on Youtube to handle massive amounts of viewers and bandwidth.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 08:59:38 AM
this thread is really heating up. Can't wait to see what MS has in store for me
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 06, 2011, 09:04:08 AM
I'm getting on my plane and am devastated that I will be missing this

I mean, who can beat the thrill of watching Ravi Drums live
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 09:04:45 AM
Streaming links

Gamespot,has countdown timer,will probably watch that one
http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/microsoft-e3/index.html (http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/microsoft-e3/index.html)

IGN
http://www.ign.com/events/e3/2011/live-video (http://www.ign.com/events/e3/2011/live-video)

G4TV
http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/press-conferences/Microsoft/94/ (http://www.g4tv.com/e3-2011/press-conferences/Microsoft/94/)


Xbox.com will be streaming live also
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2011, 09:04:59 AM
I should be able to stream with my droid mobile, right? What time EST does it start?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 09:05:10 AM
I'm just looking forward to seeing Hulk Hogan pimp kinect
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 09:06:34 AM
I should be able to stream with my droid mobile, right? What time EST does it start?

7pm est
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 09:08:07 AM
MS ain't got shit.  I expect a gif-apalooza outta this thing.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Herr Mafflard on June 06, 2011, 09:08:20 AM
I should be able to stream with my droid mobile, right? What time EST does it start?

7pm est

im pretty sure it got pushed back a half hour, so 7.30 est
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 09:08:27 AM
Uh it's noon EST.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Herr Mafflard on June 06, 2011, 09:10:08 AM
okay, so 12.30

just pointing out that it's a half hour late
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 09:30:21 AM
Uh it's noon EST.

ooops, I read the chart wrong it seems.

Okay, OP updated.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 09:30:38 AM
I'm just looking forward to seeing Hulk Hogan pimp kinect

ME TOO BROTHER :hyper
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 09:30:54 AM
MS ain't got shit.  I expect a gif-apalooza outta this thing.

thats why were here!
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 09:33:07 AM
2.5hrs to go, plenty of time for FOOTBALL MANAGER
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 09:34:26 AM
yeah I'm at a loss as for what to do. Might play some PSP or watch a movie
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 09:35:23 AM
I'm also watching a 30 for 30 doco.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 09:40:09 AM
after watching this: http://batmandoesntneedanyhelp.ytmnd.com/ for the 50th time I should probably re-watch The Dark Night, as I have only seen it once and that was in a cinema. And for some reason I can never remember ANYTHING about a film I have only seen at a cinema. It baffled me as a kid, but I've come to terms with it now.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 09:40:34 AM
yeah I'm at a loss as for what to do. Might play some PSP or watch a movie

Casey Anthony trial is on......though I may be the only cigarillo around here that's been watching it religiously.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 09:41:46 AM
not for us Aussies or Kiwis
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 09:43:29 AM
I could JO to some Penny Wong clips on Youtube
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 10:14:30 AM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj4uuy_leedmees-working-title-konami-trailer-with-kinect_videogames#from=embediframe (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj4uuy_leedmees-working-title-konami-trailer-with-kinect_videogames#from=embediframe)

Full Body Puzzle Action

lol

(http://i.imgur.com/A1Ovw.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 10:19:00 AM
I told you that Halo 4 will be there+remake

Halo 4 :heartbeat
Master Chief :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

Kinect fun labs

(http://www.stockme.fr/img136bd098c4/3_Sans_titre.PNG)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 10:21:09 AM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj4uuy_leedmees-working-title-konami-trailer-with-kinect_videogames#from=embediframe (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xj4uuy_leedmees-working-title-konami-trailer-with-kinect_videogames#from=embediframe)

Full Body Puzzle Action

lol

(http://i.imgur.com/A1Ovw.jpg)

So a Kinect version of Lemmings. 
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 10:24:35 AM
Let it leak

leak leak leak

Interest in MS conf +1000000
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 06, 2011, 10:25:40 AM
Interesting that they would do Halo 4 so late in the life cycle rather than save it for a new console launch. It wouldn't launch until Fall 2012 at the earliest.

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 10:27:08 AM
Fall 2012 is what I heard long time ago,remake in November 2011.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: drew on June 06, 2011, 10:29:15 AM
goddammit i will be working until at least 2 pm oh well
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 10:32:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/RHND3.png)

So this is it? MS...smh
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 06, 2011, 10:34:29 AM
Gear 3
Halo 4
Fable 4

2012

2013 New Xbox
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 10:37:35 AM
Did you people really think that Nintendo would be left alone on the market with their shiny new toy?

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 10:39:48 AM
Well, I hope XBLA will be at least interesting.  It's about the only thing I want to see from MS.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2011, 10:40:29 AM
Gears 3 > everything else on that list, combined.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 10:43:40 AM
We know the real announcement is Versus.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2011, 10:43:50 AM
Does anyone have a link to a live feed?  Or have they not set up the page for those yet?  No video streaming at work.  Bah.

I want to see what they'll do with Kinect.  I paid 150 bucks for it and not shit has come out besides the MJ game since launch.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 10:44:24 AM
check op
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2011, 10:47:46 AM
Does anyone have a link to a live feed?  Or have they not set up the page for those yet?  No video streaming at work.  Bah.

I want to see what they'll do with Kinect.  I paid 150 bucks for it and not shit has come out besides the MJ game since launch.

Have you used it to see yourself have sex on the big screen yet? That is something I'd like to do if I got one.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 10:48:08 AM
There will be liveblogs, Mupepe. Kotaku, etc. I'm sure.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 10:49:25 AM
Does anyone have a link to a live feed?  Or have they not set up the page for those yet?  No video streaming at work.  Bah.

I want to see what they'll do with Kinect.  I paid 150 bucks for it and not shit has come out besides the MJ game since launch.

Have you used it to see yourself have sex on the big screen yet? That is something I'd like to do if I got one.

You want to watch your bony ass pound mangled section 8 child housing?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 10:50:12 AM
Eurogamer has live blog,vg247 also
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2011, 10:53:51 AM
Does anyone have a link to a live feed?  Or have they not set up the page for those yet?  No video streaming at work.  Bah.

I want to see what they'll do with Kinect.  I paid 150 bucks for it and not shit has come out besides the MJ game since launch.

Have you used it to see yourself have sex on the big screen yet? That is something I'd like to do if I got one.

You want to watch your bony ass pound mangled section 8 child housing?
lol u don't even know
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2011, 10:54:06 AM
check op
I thought those were video feeds?  

Does anyone have a link to a live feed?  Or have they not set up the page for those yet?  No video streaming at work.  Bah.

I want to see what they'll do with Kinect.  I paid 150 bucks for it and not shit has come out besides the MJ game since launch.

Have you used it to see yourself have sex on the big screen yet? That is something I'd like to do if I got one.
First time I played, I played in my underwear.  Watching myself jump around half naked on a 65 inch tv with music playing in those replay vids convinced me it's not something I want to see :(

There will be liveblogs, Mupepe. Kotaku, etc. I'm sure.
thanks boo
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 11:02:18 AM
sorry,sceneman is lazy



Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Beezy on June 06, 2011, 11:12:18 AM
My computer is shit. I shouldn't even attempt to watch any streams. I'll probably just wait until everything is uploaded afterward.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 11:20:42 AM
wow, so Halo 4 is the only new thing to come out of this conference?  :-\
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 11:24:18 AM
sorry,sceneman is lazy





hey I just played like 5 missions in Valkyria Chronicles and am squirming around in bed with a bad tummy-ache.

Will update OP
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 11:24:24 AM
30 minutes missing! get your irc chat while it's hot!

http://wbe02.mibbit.com/?settings=3b7e5a207ad421bf3f82eda75d6ee735&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com&channel=%23evilbore
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Diunx on June 06, 2011, 11:27:08 AM
Halol 4? Oh ms :lol
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 11:32:09 AM
I can't believe I'm sticking around to watch this thing live when I know it'll just be complete crap.

I really should be going to the gym.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 11:43:58 AM
join us in the chat hitler!
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 06, 2011, 11:44:51 AM
i will buy Halo CE HD
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 06, 2011, 11:45:42 AM
why hasn't this started yet
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 06, 2011, 11:46:25 AM
oh I'm so stupid.  I still think I'm in central time zone, when I'm still in eastern.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 11:49:57 AM
That's not bad.  I'm in public right now, like, there are fleshy things in my vicinity.  I could act social this very instant, but I'm choosing to watch the first bits of a video game press conference on my shitty, shitty netbook.

This is one of those low moments in life.  I'm reminded of that scene in Bronson where a guy poops in his hand, and if that guy was here, he might feel residual embarrassment from me.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2011, 11:50:57 AM
30 minutes missing! get your irc chat while it's hot!

http://wbe02.mibbit.com/?settings=3b7e5a207ad421bf3f82eda75d6ee735&server=irc.gamecubecafe.com&channel=%23evilbore

Tried on FF and IE. I put in a name and hit connect and it just goes back to the name screen.  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 11:51:58 AM
that one is just a java applet that let you connect to the irc channel... you could try an irc client like mIRC or maybe there are other java applet that will work for you
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 11:56:40 AM
youtube's stream is terrible
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 11:58:15 AM
http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/e3-live.html

this seems like the best on my shitty netbook

for some reason, full screen makes it really choppy (same for youtube)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 11:59:25 AM
oh this got delayed by thirty minutes

i'm thinking about spending this time jerking off at interracial porn
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 12:00:03 PM
http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/e3-live.html

this seems like the best on my shitty netbook

for some reason, full screen makes it really choppy (same for youtube)

there's also this: http://www.xbox.com/en-US/Community/E3
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 12:01:31 PM
gametrailers is on
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 12:03:15 PM
MS page is silverlight, for anyone having trouble with flash.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 12:03:16 PM
gt's audio doesn't work for me
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 12:04:02 PM
wtf xbox thing is in half an hour? I can only watch like 10 mminutes of it...

oh, at least they're showing trailers.

ninja gaiden 3 looks like ninja gaiden alright

yeah, no audio when they speak
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 12:05:25 PM
ninja gaiden 3 :bow
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 12:05:43 PM
Story? In my Ninja Gaiden?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 12:06:31 PM
saint's row 3 looks fuckign awesome
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 12:07:29 PM
Saints Row 3 :bow
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 12:12:24 PM
GT sucks. At least Saints Row looked awesome
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 12:13:03 PM
shut the fuck up, show more saints row footage
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 12:15:47 PM
this woman is disgusting
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 12:16:49 PM
the whole channel is terrible

get in IRC sceneman
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 12:18:41 PM
I like that advertising for gamers treats them like mentally challenged crack addicts

spot on
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 12:22:36 PM
the xbox.com stream has the best quality, i think
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 12:25:23 PM
:bow silverlight :bow2
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 12:26:01 PM
This pre-show is brutally bad
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 12:32:23 PM
fucking hell the first 10 minutes with be a long boring ass cod demo  :maf

climbing a cliff.  crawling in a tunnel.  swimming.

boy, these guys know excitement

at least get into the action
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Barry Egan on June 06, 2011, 12:32:45 PM
"please reconnect controller"
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2011, 12:32:55 PM
Watching the Gamespot feed on my mobile. I expect a ton of buffering... when the hell is this gonna start?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 12:34:02 PM
MW3 :omg
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 12:34:02 PM
i'd rather play shenmue than do this
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 12:35:16 PM
this is riveting
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 12:38:20 PM
stop this  :(

please show something interesting in the next 7 minutes...anything.  I like the cod games, but the demos are so boring.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 12:42:21 PM
look at his face

look at it

don't you just wanna punch it
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2011, 12:43:13 PM
world's greatest storytellers

EL

OH

EL
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2011, 12:43:32 PM
Good morning and welcome to E3 20---BUFFERING.

Ugh  :maf
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 12:46:25 PM
HEAVY TOMB RAINDER
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 12:46:39 PM
new tomb raider looks amazing
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 12:46:55 PM
this is yet another loooong cutscene
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 12:48:30 PM
so, uncharted with a girl
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 12:50:00 PM
Tomb Raider looks good; maybe a little too heavy on the QTEs, but I have faith in CD. I'll take a bunch of QTEs over shitty combat any day.


PETAH! :hyper
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 12:54:10 PM
how about putting some emotion into those voices and faces
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 12:55:11 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 12:55:25 PM
MOVE UP

MOVE UP

omg
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: archie4208 on June 06, 2011, 12:55:46 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 12:58:09 PM
move up,bitch
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:02:04 PM
Ghost Recon looks very futuristic.

Quick change of weapons in combat

close combat...bam
long range...bam

no need to mess around some menu
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2011, 01:02:28 PM
*opens hand, tries to shoot self in head
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 01:02:50 PM
zzzzzzzzz non-games
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 01:03:28 PM
SHE SAID XBOX HOME AND IT WENT TO XBOX HOME  :o
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2011, 01:03:33 PM
Who's that dude in the ME3 video talking with Mordin?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Femshep ftw!
[close]

LOL president of Bioware is sooooo Canadian with his accent.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 01:12:12 PM
Ozzy :bow
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:21:30 PM
halo halo halo halo
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 01:21:31 PM
:hyper Halo CE :hyper

Finally the best Halo game with good online play. Can't wait.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 01:25:13 PM
i've always wanted to play halo. :-[
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 01:26:32 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2011, 01:28:05 PM
Fable: Interpretive Dance
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Cravis on June 06, 2011, 01:30:14 PM
Woooo. Minecraft on 360.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 01:30:33 PM
Kinect Disneyland? I'll wait for the superior sequel, Kinect Disney World.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2011, 01:30:48 PM
This is so fucking boring... UFC, Tom Clancy... can't really give a shit about any of this except for ME3.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2011, 01:32:04 PM
Nintendo ruined gaming for everyone
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:32:55 PM
kids will be crazy for this disneyland thing,parents beware
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Robo on June 06, 2011, 01:33:14 PM
FIST BUMP
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:34:32 PM
This is so fucking boring... UFC, Tom Clancy... can't really give a shit about any of this except for ME3.

Liara!

Take your clothes off!

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 01:35:35 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 01:36:06 PM
This Star Wars games looks atrocious :rofl
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 01:36:45 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 01:37:57 PM
ms just won e3
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 01:40:04 PM
this seems very exploitative to me

poor kids
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:40:32 PM
(http://www.evilbore.com/forum/Smileys/default/rotfl.gif)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Beezy on June 06, 2011, 01:41:44 PM
Microsoft lost...
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2011, 01:42:30 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol xbox
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:42:55 PM
Microsoft won casuals
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:43:30 PM
Fun labs :omg :omg :omg
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 01:43:33 PM
MW3 + Gears 3 + Tomb Raider + ME3 = AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HoOTTtt
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 01:45:08 PM
gotta admit, that's awesome tech
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Robo on June 06, 2011, 01:46:15 PM
Icon Methodis; ban the rest of evilbore.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:49:53 PM
cant wait to see avatars made by Kinect
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Diunx on June 06, 2011, 01:50:34 PM
So it was just halol, gears of bore and kinect bullshit? :rofl ms :rofl
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2011, 01:50:55 PM
XFE crumbling before our eyes
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2011, 01:51:37 PM
buying that Halo remake, and...that's

that's about it...
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: bud on June 06, 2011, 01:53:51 PM
 it's that guy again smh
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 01:55:17 PM
Dance Central 2 :bow2

nerds :yuck

This will sell like crazy

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2011, 01:56:20 PM
lotsa golf claps all around, hahaha
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2011, 01:59:24 PM
i work all day standing up, i just fucking want to lie down when i get home, this standing up and jumping around bullshit just has absolutely no appeal for me at all
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 06, 2011, 02:00:22 PM
Halo 4 :bow2
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 02:00:24 PM
Yep, that was poop. TOMB RAIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man cant believe thats 2012  :'(
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 02:00:26 PM
Well this conference was as awful as I expected. Halo CE & Halo 4 were the only interesting exclusives. :lol

This is seriously the worst gen ever.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 02:00:41 PM
minecraft kinect :drool
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 02:01:06 PM
Easily the worst thing I've seen in years.  Absolutely nothing interested me.

Time to get a Nintendo Nintendo.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 02:01:35 PM
HALO 4

MC is back :bow2

that is not Halo 3 ending planet,looks like some portal

Tomb Raider sucks,who cares about that

give me mc
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2011, 02:01:47 PM
hahahaha wow
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 02:02:11 PM
what a fucking trip. We need football guy gifs asap
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2011, 02:04:31 PM
microsoft is so doomed plus they lie about being top seller globally yeah right now goign ot happen  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Tieno on June 06, 2011, 02:04:57 PM
lol, worst conference ever. Not exaggerating or baiting. It's truth.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2011, 02:04:59 PM
that was terrible.  demi, you're on crack.  that tomb raider looked like poop.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 02:05:24 PM
:hyper Halo CE :hyper

Finally the best Halo game with good online play. Can't wait.

Quote
There is no Halo: CE Anniversary multiplayer via Live. None. Whatsoever.

It's just a map pack for Reach. Same as ODST, where there was a second disc that was just Halo 3 MP with more maps.

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: duckman2000 on June 06, 2011, 02:06:50 PM
lulz
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 02:07:35 PM
OH LAWD

selling my xbox.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 02:08:04 PM
what a lame conference,gaming is going to shit with each passing years >:(,can't wait for 2012 when they announce gears of war 4,modern warfare 4,halo 5 and teletubbies "first steps"

AND SOMEHOW THE TELETUBBIES GAME LOOKS LIKE THE MOST INTERESSING THING IN THE CONFERENCE
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Robo on June 06, 2011, 02:08:43 PM
Tomb Raider looked pretty good, but the segment that was shown was overly scripted and hopefully not indicative of how most of the game plays.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 06, 2011, 02:10:16 PM
i didn't care for the conference but HALO 4 YEAH
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 02:13:44 PM
the conference summed in a pic
(http://i.imgur.com/8fiqA.png)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 02:17:11 PM
lol, worst conference ever. Not exaggerating or baiting. It's truth.

Not enough lame weaboo stuff,I presume? :smug

Was anything from Japan shown?
Nothing at all...good good
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 02:17:11 PM
Tomb Raider looked pretty good, but the segment that was shown was overly scripted and hopefully not indicative of how most of the game plays.

Nope. Perfect how it is.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2011, 02:17:11 PM
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 02:18:07 PM
lol, worst conference ever. Not exaggerating or baiting. It's truth.

Not enough lame weaboo stuff,I presume? :smug

Was anything from Japan shown?
Nothing at all...good good

it's a sad day when you have to rely on nintendo to get your dose of wacky :'(
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2011, 02:23:12 PM
:hyper Halo CE :hyper

Finally the best Halo game with good online play. Can't wait.

Quote
There is no Halo: CE Anniversary multiplayer via Live. None. Whatsoever.

It's just a map pack for Reach. Same as ODST, where there was a second disc that was just Halo 3 MP with more maps.


couldn't you just use that disc, though?  I thought ODST had the MP standalone.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2011, 02:26:44 PM
Tomb Raider looked pretty good, but the segment that was shown was overly scripted and hopefully not indicative of how most of the game plays.

Yeah I thought Tomb Raider was supposed to have some open world elements or something? Doesn't matter to me, I would just prefer something that plays like a much more polished Underworld.

(or even better... a more polished Guardian of Light aka the best TR game ever!)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2011, 02:26:49 PM
Speaking of which, Microsoft get's a lot of shit for "milking" franchises but Sony is the one that really cranks out sequels non-stop.


Halo 4 is cool. Seems like they're doing gun attachments.

:teehee
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 02:30:20 PM
hipster game on a hipster controller

the perfect match!
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Diunx on June 06, 2011, 02:30:40 PM
The reaction on 4chan is hilarious :lol
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 02:30:47 PM
ME3 +Ghost Recon = best use of kinect so far. This is what I wanted from kinect, hardcore shit.

Tomb Raider = biggest surprise for me, shit was insane.

Halo 4 CG looks good but we will see how this new studio will fare, not like thay can do worse than Bungie and their shitty graphics. :smug

Kingdom/Ryse = biggest fail ever, even ONCE UPON THE MONSTER was better than that disappointing tard of a game.

Also, what happened to the Japanese developer?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2011, 02:32:40 PM
hipster game on a hipster controller

Do you even know what you're talking about?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2011, 02:32:46 PM
there was fuckall in that showing which really interested me, but plenty to laugh about

looks like they are finally starting to do some of the stuff with kinect that they were touting before, though, like scanning in objects and individual finger tracking - i still think an RTS might work well with it someday (maybe Kinect 2 for Xbox 720 or whatever), and it might be nice to have it used as an extension alongside a regular controller, but as far as a standalone experience it just doesn't do anything for me
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Diunx on June 06, 2011, 02:34:22 PM

Can't wait to see what EA and Sony have. Hoping for a Sly 4 announcement and maybe new IPs, I don't give a shit about all those other sequels for the most part. Speaking of which, Microsoft get's a lot of shit for "milking" franchises but Sony is the one that really cranks out sequels non-stop.


Halo 4 is cool. Seems like they're doing gun attachments.

Sony releases tons of new IPs each gen, can't blame them for releasing sequels to the successful ones, ms on the other hand has gears, kinect and I believe that's pretty much all the new crap they have done this gen.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 06, 2011, 02:37:51 PM
The most interesting thing is that nothing from weaboo land was shown.
Japan=finished
Good.

Ghost Recon was hot,that shit needs to be in every FPS.There is nothing more annoying to me than browsing through some menus in the heat of the battle.
Weapon customization shit is hot hot hot.

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 02:38:55 PM
hipster game on a hipster controller

Do you even know what you're talking about?

minecraft?

Quote
The most interesting thing is that nothing from weaboo land was shown.
Japan=finished
Good.

japan prefers to die with honor trough seppuku than waggling itself to obsolescence
:bow japan :bow2
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 02:40:19 PM
what you wanted from kinect was to yell at your tv like a lunatic instead of hitting a button?

t'each their own i guess
Hey, more options for me.

And stop being a grandpa already.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Tieno on June 06, 2011, 02:40:37 PM
lol, worst conference ever. Not exaggerating or baiting. It's truth.

Not enough lame weaboo stuff,I presume? :smug

Was anything from Japan shown?
Nothing at all...good good
you think I'm a japafan?
I need to post here more often again. smd.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2011, 02:42:30 PM
hipster game on a hipster controller

Do you even know what you're talking about?

minecraft?

Quote
The most interesting thing is that nothing from weaboo land was shown.
Japan=finished
Good.

japan prefers to die with honor trough seppuku than waggling itself to obsolescence
:bow japan :bow2

Yup, hopefully it means that Japanese companies are all making NGP and Cafe games... leaving the 360 to die off in Kinect crap and another fucking Tom Clancy game.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: T-Short on June 06, 2011, 02:42:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XxnpI.jpg)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 02:43:53 PM
so did anything happen?

where can I watch this now?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Beezy on June 06, 2011, 02:45:47 PM
Microsoft neglected XBLA. Fucking dickheads.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 02:46:23 PM
so did anything happen?

where can I watch this now?

halo 4 announced
more waggle than nintendo 2009 conference
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Diunx on June 06, 2011, 02:48:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XxnpI.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 02:50:06 PM
Hey, more options for me.

And stop being a grandpa already.

no.  sorry, fell for this horse shit once, not falling for it again.  enjoy the magic of novelty over efficiency.  tell the nintards i said to burn in hell.
I'm not falling for anything but if I ain't gonna use my Kinect (which is still boxed) with ME3, I ain't gonna use it ever.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Third on June 06, 2011, 02:52:00 PM
Worst conference ever.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2011, 02:53:25 PM
microsoft is done not a single interesting game. sony luckily is still about the games though so
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 02:53:58 PM
XBLA is soooo 2006. Join Kinect.

Whoever is in charge of XBLA is still doing a good job. There are tons of great games this year and it's the only thing saving the 360 from being as shitty as the Wii.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2011, 02:58:05 PM
Most of the Kinect stuff shown today seemed interesting on a tech level, but impractical in terms of a gaming session. No one is going to be flailing their arms around to steer a horse for long periods of time. Or shout out commands to computer controlled team members in ME3.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 03:01:47 PM
However, we can finally interact with our virtual girlfriends thanks to kinect.

Just scan your nerdy figure or pillow.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 06, 2011, 03:03:55 PM
This was just about the most zzzz conference for E3 that I've ever encountered.  No real hype or anything.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: duckman2000 on June 06, 2011, 03:14:31 PM
Any vid of the Ghost Recon Kinect stuff?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 06, 2011, 03:17:33 PM
Nintendo ruined gaming for everyone

.

Minecraft was good until... Kinect.

Ya it was like "cool I'll buy that...O  :( "
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 03:18:24 PM
Let's be honest...no one knew about Minecraft till it was made possible with Kinect today.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2011, 03:20:33 PM
the interesting thing is Sony owns the portable version of minecraft exclusivity while microsoft has the console one
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Third on June 06, 2011, 03:22:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0qtLK4iqo

:rofl

worse than wii
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 06, 2011, 03:22:31 PM
Those voice commands during me3 were so shit, xbox1 type of shit. meh
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: archie4208 on June 06, 2011, 03:22:59 PM
Let's be honest...no one knew about Minecraft till it was made possible with Kinect today.

Minecraft has had nearly 9 million people play the game and sold over 2.5 million copies on the PC.  ???
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 03:23:49 PM
>PC

Oh you.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 03:26:20 PM
oh my god the ghost recon gameplay

that isn't the actual game, is it?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Oblivion on June 06, 2011, 04:17:29 PM
Wow. 20 minutes in and this shit is fuckin BORING.

Edit: omg, Peter Moore!  :o
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Beezy on June 06, 2011, 04:33:21 PM
Microsoft neglected XBLA. Fucking dickheads.

They announced the Summer of Arcade line-up.
Well what is it? I didn't hear it and I don't see it anywhere on this board.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 04:37:06 PM
yeah, what is the summer of arcade this year?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 04:37:50 PM
From Dust
Toy Soldiers 2
Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet
Bastion
Fruit Ninja Kinect

Pretty weak lineup imo.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: demi on June 06, 2011, 04:38:58 PM
they should do a conference where all they do is play tomb raider for an hour. TOMB RAIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Beezy on June 06, 2011, 04:41:32 PM
What a lame ass summer arcade lineup. Oh well. We got 3rd Strike and Treasure shit.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 04:45:52 PM
:/

Well, From Dust might be interesting at least. 
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Mrbob on June 06, 2011, 04:47:36 PM
MS upcoming franchise is another Halo trilogy!  :munch

They really are the new Nintendo.  Creatively bankrupt at making a new IP.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 04:53:44 PM
Seriously.  What do they have?  Gears, Halo, Fable, and Forza.  Add Kinect support and set to repeat.

Remember when MS at least tried to start new IPs?  Some might have been complete shit, but at least they were trying.

Fuck these dudes.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Oblivion on June 06, 2011, 04:56:57 PM
This conference seems too boring to even make a decent mocking video out of a la Sony's 2006 Press conference. ( :bow)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 05:00:23 PM
Just loop the football dudes endlessly.  Mock complete.

*looks around*
REEEEED! EIGHTY TUUUUUUUUU!


Honestly, the whole thing was a train wreck......pretty much as expected.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 06, 2011, 05:01:53 PM
they don't really need to create new IPs this late in the generation, that shit's for Xbox720

they already have total 3rd party support for the actual gamer crowd, all they need to do right now is ride the novelty wave for the next couple of years until the new console launch

Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 05:13:06 PM
i just realized now that i can use this emoticon in context
:cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Beezy on June 06, 2011, 05:14:33 PM
i just realized now that i can use this emoticon in context
:cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem

:lol
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 06, 2011, 05:18:38 PM
[youtube=560,345]Z1Bfcjo5B5I[/youtube]

there is a new Trials and Microsoft didn't bother announcing it at the show...assholes
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Beezy on June 06, 2011, 05:25:40 PM
there is a new Trials and Microsoft didn't bother announcing it at the show...assholes
:o :o :o
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: magus on June 06, 2011, 05:26:11 PM
borys - kinect couldn't do skyward sword because you would have no way to move link,that's why you need an analog stick to move link around

alas there is no game proving the contrary,even the star wars game looks scripted when it comes to movement
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 05:50:13 PM
there is a new Trials and Microsoft didn't bother announcing it at the show...assholes

:bow XBLA :bow2
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 05:59:31 PM
wake me up when they announce more super meat boy.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 06:16:36 PM
http://majornelson.com/2011/06/06/cloud-storage-and-more-coming-to-xbox-live/
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MCD on June 06, 2011, 06:47:02 PM
[youtube=560,345]UzsmDfKzk7M[/youtube]

This is awesome :lol
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 06, 2011, 07:27:59 PM
microsoft is so bad can't blieve anyone even owns a 370 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 07:48:14 PM
glad i went to bed during the turgid start - moaned about it before but MS are busy wiping their arse on the last X years of good will.

I'm pretty much in the mind set now that only Sony "get" it and even then they only "get" it once every so often and still managed to some how fuck up the execution

And by IT i mean  "What is a fucking 'regular' video game?"

bububububu Kinect Sports Darts!

one hundred and EIGHTY
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 06, 2011, 07:48:53 PM
Halo HD does not impress
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 07:54:52 PM
Halo HD does not impress

Graphically or?

It's missing the most important part of the game, so they shouldn't have even bothered making it, to be honest.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Bocsius on June 06, 2011, 08:07:31 PM
How much kin can a kinect nect if a kinect can nect kin?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Bocsius on June 06, 2011, 08:12:50 PM
I will say this, though. There's hope for Halo 4 now that those no-talent hacks at Bungie aren't involved. But please, get a real writer to craft the narrative this time. It doesn't have to be a world beater or anything, but let it develop into something more than "lolz, doomsday cult."
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: iconoclast on June 06, 2011, 08:24:11 PM
I'm missing something, what don't they have?

Halo CE multiplayer.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 06, 2011, 08:54:23 PM
MS upcoming franchise is another Halo trilogy!  :munch

They really are the new Nintendo.  Creatively bankrupt at making a new IP.

ugh, so do they go with 'RESTART THE FIGHT' or 'PICK A WHOLE NEW FIGHT' or just 'MORE BLOODY FIGHTING'
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 06, 2011, 09:19:36 PM
360 am rosebud total
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: chronovore on June 06, 2011, 10:14:37 PM
I will say this, though. There's hope for Halo 4 now that those no-talent hacks at Bungie aren't involved. But please, get a real writer to craft the narrative this time. It doesn't have to be a world beater or anything, but let it develop into something more than "lolz, doomsday cult."

I played Halo CE on PC and enjoyed the story immensely. Never bothered to play Halo 2, but enjoyed both Eric Nylund's first two books in that world. Then I played HALO 3 and there is not enough double-you-tee-eff in the world for how hackneyed that whole thing was.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 10:22:47 PM
holy shit Kinect Fun Labs has free achievements, will get on that shit tonight
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Polari on June 06, 2011, 10:26:34 PM
That whole Kinect thing is really fucked and I hate Halo. Microsoft, why have you forsaken me? Someone better save the day by announcing Bully 2 and/or Shenmue 3. Also, it's called search, not Bing you dickheads.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 10:28:57 PM
yeah its pretty sad how shit their conference was. Sony raped them. Gears 3 will funny at least but not actually good
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Bildi on June 06, 2011, 10:30:07 PM
I missed the conference.  So Kinect and Halo was it?  BORING.

Bring on third parties or maybe Nintendo will announce something awesome (lol).
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Polari on June 06, 2011, 10:35:22 PM
That whole Kinect thing is really fucked and I hate Halo. Microsoft, why have you forsaken me? Someone better save the day by announcing Bully 2 and/or Shenmue 3. Also, it's called search, not Bing you dickheads.

I'm sure next year will see more core titles but The kinect launch and the past months have been really barren. They have to use the year to build a library for that system.

Yeah I don't think there's anything fundamentally wrong with Kinect but the way it's being used just doesn't really do anything for me. If developers used it with some subtlety it could be alright (the way they're using it in Forza looks OK) but things like that Ryse and Star Wars look like social leperosy in a way not even Nintendo could manage.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: chronovore on June 06, 2011, 10:46:12 PM
http://majornelson.com/2011/06/06/cloud-storage-and-more-coming-to-xbox-live/
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Cloud Storage for Game Saves and LIVE Profile. Here at Xbox LIVE we listen to your feedback. We are making it easier for you to sign into your Xbox LIVE account from any console at any time to access your game saves and full profile, including items such as Microsoft Points to make purchases, Achievements and friends. Cloud storage will allow you to enjoy the same great Xbox LIVE gaming experience even when you’re not in your own living room by giving you the option to store your “game saves” securely in the Xbox LIVE cloud instead of on a portable memory unit or your console’s hard drive. Gone are the days of “gamertag recovery.” Now all you need to do is sign in, no matter where you are!
:rock
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 06, 2011, 10:47:39 PM
Well that's.......something.  I guess.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Bildi on June 06, 2011, 11:24:25 PM
Yeah, that's a good thing.  Not very exciting, but practical at least.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 11:30:26 PM
I am getting Kinect Fun Labs :hyper
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Bildi on June 06, 2011, 11:37:03 PM
Do you mean that like "I am getting Chlamydia :hyper"?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 11:45:17 PM
I'll tell you soon :-*
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 11:53:05 PM
IT HAS ACHIEVEMENTS :omg
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2011, 11:54:18 PM
yeah I said that
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2011, 11:56:00 PM
one of them involves taking 25 photo shoots :(
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2011, 12:22:57 AM
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5034/5803366024_90f35894f7_b.jpg)

:-\
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 07, 2011, 12:30:17 AM
its the thing they found up the ass of all xbots so they're reselling them new models
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2011, 12:31:48 AM
wireless speed wheel, $60
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Diunx on June 07, 2011, 01:08:13 AM
Sounds like the perfect companion for need for speed the run :lol
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Polari on June 07, 2011, 01:38:26 AM
So it's like that piece of shit Wii wheel, but $60. Really Microsoft?
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: Bildi on June 07, 2011, 01:59:07 AM
I am aroused at the sight of that.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2011, 03:48:19 AM
downloading Fun Labs now :hyper

OMG FREE GAMERSCORE
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2011, 04:14:24 AM
btw pilonv1 you are going get a ton of my creations "shared" to you via Kinect Fun Labs, so I can get the achievements. Please understand.
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2011, 04:22:32 AM
omg this thing is fucking hideous! :rofl (Kinect Me - that is)
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: maxy on June 07, 2011, 04:37:45 AM
Take a pic and post it then,if you dare

Not sure if this was mentioned before,new xbox live feature

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Beacons. We want to make it easy for you to connect with friends over your favorite games on Xbox LIVE, so we are introducing Beacons to the service. Beacons are a way to tell your Xbox LIVE and Facebook friends that you want to play a game on Xbox LIVE. By setting a Beacon, you tell Xbox LIVE what you want to play. Then, Xbox LIVE lets you know when friends are playing or want to play the same game. With Beacons, no matter what you're currently doing on Xbox LIVE your friends know that it's ok to ask you to play your Beaconed games. Imagine sending out a Beacon to let your friends know you're interested in playing "Halo," while watching a movie on Netflix. It's about making it easier for you to share and discover games and multiplayer opportunities with friends on Xbox LIVE.


Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2011, 04:58:46 AM
well I logged in to the Kinectshare site but all output from the widgets I've used are WMVs which I can only download OR share on facebook

Googly Eyes is pretty awesome. I made a SICK Dreamcast puppet
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: chronovore on June 07, 2011, 05:19:48 AM
one of them involves taking 25 photo shoots :(
Please post to EvilBore, sir psycho sexy.   :-*
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2011, 06:31:35 AM
I dont know if people really want to see that
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: pilonv1 on June 07, 2011, 09:07:27 AM
...  :-[
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: cool breeze on June 07, 2011, 05:47:20 PM
wait wait wait wait wait

Halo Anniversary doesn't have the original multiplayer?  >:(
Title: Re: E3 2011 Microsoft Conference - The Thread
Post by: The Sceneman on June 07, 2011, 10:47:29 PM


Googly Eyes is pretty awesome, the song is so fucking catchy

[youtube=560,345]5gtTvAmy0Bo[/youtube]