THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Sceneman on July 01, 2011, 08:18:03 AM
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His beautiful girlfriend was there and I was struggling to not get bonas irl. He had dogshit cards and I destroyed him.
Post fridae nite stories itt
also i have 2 week break. Study holidae. I have a lot of gaming to catch up on. Can I hit 69k gamerscore?
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Friday night? is 9 a.m. Dude.
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lol sorry that you live in the Americas. The Pacific, first to the future
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I am with Sceneman in teh futchar.
Friday night was dinner with the in-laws. They ply me with beer and ribs.
I also cleared the only truly personally worrisome Achievement in BK:N8s and B0lts, Arcade Pwner.
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hey hey chrono, when you get drunk at your in laws, do you ever make any jokes about having sex with their daughter?? and then you're like :-[ shouldn't have said that
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i jerked off and worked on finishing up la noire. repeat ad nauseum for the next 3 days.
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best Fridae in ages. Feel like a trillion bucks. See you all in the FUTURE
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hey hey chrono, when you get drunk at your in laws, do you ever make any jokes about having sex with their daughter?? and then you're like :-[ shouldn't have said that
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No, I never let myself get that drunk in front of them. But sometimes the in-law wimmenfolk, including her mom, make those kind of jokes in front of her Dad. Then I feel bad for him. :-\
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Poor guy. I like to gross out my sister in law by telling her crap like "when you were at work, we fucked on your bed" or all of a sudden start telling her "the other night blah blah blah" out of nowhere. But it's hilarious because she's a prude and it's never actually true.
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ruh roh. sounds like no fun. any sort of awkward familiarial interaction simply belongs at Christmas
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real life aint no fairy tale. I want to be like Peter Pan. It aint happening. I never want to grow up yet I can feel my body growing older
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Poor guy. I like to gross out my sister in law by telling her crap like "when you were at work, we fucked on your bed" or all of a sudden start telling her "the other night blah blah blah" out of nowhere. But it's hilarious because she's a prude and it's never actually true.
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Poor guy. I like to gross out my sister in law by telling her crap like "when you were at work, we fucked on your bed" or all of a sudden start telling her "the other night blah blah blah" out of nowhere. But it's hilarious because she's a prude and it's never actually true.
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You should do it once, just to keep her guessing.
Or just drink straight from her milk carton, and send her a timestamped picture of it the following week.
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:rofl mups
My in-laws drink and talk about crazy things. I can never out-crazy them, but they fully appreciate when I try. The first time I met them they told me a story about helping a friend move and when they picked up the couch, a big dildo fell out onto the floor.
The second time I met them, my father-in-law told me all about Grandma. Widowed in later years after having a few kids, remarried at age 80 to some old guy. Apparently granny & new hubby came to visit right after they got married and the whole house heard them having sex. "Yup, he popped himself a virgin that night."
It's gotten much crazier since then though. My parents have loosened up a bit after being around them, too.
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Mup :lol
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Bring it on Sceneman.. Fear my faceless butchers!!!
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I'm trying to figure out who you were playing Magic with now.
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That reminds me, I need to bring my cards with me on next year's world tour.