THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on July 09, 2011, 08:26:45 AM

Title: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 09, 2011, 08:26:45 AM

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUmtPWSSrqz1jGCJ_N4u59XzlcN9yInG5IQcMXxQgg_ufWJO1hEg&t=1)
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6DpklrbMGk[/youtube]

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 09, 2011, 09:09:29 AM

:bow PC gaming :bow2

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 09, 2011, 09:10:35 AM

Oh this might come in handy. I need to hone my skills.

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: rodi on July 09, 2011, 09:23:40 AM

What? I'd play it.

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 09, 2011, 09:52:42 AM

Sega should farm out Shenmue 3 to this developer.

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: pilonv1 on July 09, 2011, 10:08:15 AM

Not sure if this will be as good as Demolition Company though

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: Shuri on July 09, 2011, 11:48:41 AM

I have a cousin who is weirdly into those games. He's also really super hardcore into rollercoaster forums where people make first-person HD videos of rollercoasters wide and sell them to each other on burned blurays or something. He showed up with his father to my place 2-3 years, I had my whole gameroom on with the arcades and consoles ready; but instead he spent 3 hours watching those weird ass vids and making comments about 'camera stability, color schemes of the rides' etc etc.

He has all those unknown games where you design rollercoasters and plays them for hours, etc.. He's about 20, has the mentality of a 13yo, and always hang out with fat lolis ranging from 15 to 19 from work. He has no real male friends. His girlfriend is 19, looks 14 and is deeeeeep into twilight and.. werewolves. Her facebook is filled with drawing of werewolves, dogs, all juiced up and mean looking. She even has shit-tastic photoshops of herself and him turned into wolves.

His father was a super playa when he was younger, and racked up inhumane amount of pussy before settling down, he's still bruce-lee shaped nowadays, and is super hardcore. It must pain him to see his son turning out like that.

Oh well, as long as he's happy and isnt hurting anyone  8)

And about the game, I saw on steam that the same company has tons of games with similar themes.. and it's all super niche stuff.

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 09, 2011, 12:50:55 PM

Nice story Shuri, I really wonder how a parent must feel when your child is so different. I guess you come to terms with them being special, or at least I hope so :)

Btw what is suprising is that these games aren't cheap, this one was 35 euro! This is no shovelware price for a PC game.

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: naff on July 09, 2011, 08:11:10 PM

Wow..... That review  :-\

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 09, 2011, 08:21:13 PM

FUCK FUCK I AM AN ANGRY REVIEWER SHIT FUCK SHIT I AM SO ANGRY

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: naff on July 09, 2011, 08:35:18 PM

nothing worse than listening to a whiny british fuck, game was hilariously terrible though

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: rodi on July 10, 2011, 01:33:28 PM

Yeah, how else are you supposed to move in a PC game? The arrow keys?  ???

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: Herr Mafflard on July 10, 2011, 01:43:29 PM

I play all my FPS games using the arrow keys

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: cool breeze on July 10, 2011, 01:52:45 PM

hey, I was bewildered by WASD too!...back in the 90s

Title: Re: Street Cleaning Simulator
Post by: Himu on July 10, 2011, 08:38:45 PM

Finally a game that depicts an accurate portrayal of the black american experience.

I wanna play this if only because it's the closest I'll ever get to Shenmue 3.