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Title: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BlackMage on July 11, 2011, 01:00:10 PM
Source: My own two fucking eyes, bitches! assholes FUCK YALL  :maf
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: Brehvolution on July 11, 2011, 01:15:20 PM
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Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 11, 2011, 01:22:50 PM
So true.  I'm a non-believer, a beauty and do research for a university.  Blackmage's hypothesis confirmed.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BlackMage on July 11, 2011, 01:54:44 PM
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Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 11, 2011, 02:58:39 PM
Unfortuneatly in america, a lot of smoking hot girls are religous.  I imagine its because life has been kind to them and they assume its just as good for the rest of us.  In general, attractive well off people are kinda clueless.  Their ability to get what they want from people easily supports their confidence in life.  There's no reason to question what they've been told about god and country.  Skepticism and critical thinking are the domain of the weirdos.  In a way overanalysing is necessary to survive and cope with a society that only supports you as much as they want to fuck you.  Definitely some projection mixed in here, sorry.

   I got into a discussion of how we were gonna raise our hypothetical children with the hot blonde at work.  I'm just not comfortable brainwashing them at a young age.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 11, 2011, 03:00:29 PM
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It's actually pretty true here in Saudi, most people who are religious turned to it in High School due to being ugly. Most girls here who wear burkas do so as a false sense of righteousness to conceal their homely features.

interesting piece of data - and I think from this we can also conclude that religion will fade away once technology allows everyone to look however they want (or how social norms and brand campaigns pressure them into wanting - in the future fans of a given style of music/operating system/whatever will not only adopt certain prescribed clothes and hair, but facial features as well) through cheap perfect-fidelity facial remodeling, in about twenty years or so.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BlackMage on July 11, 2011, 03:11:14 PM
Unfortuneatly in america, a lot of smoking hot girls are religous.  I imagine its because life has been kind to them and they assume its just as good for the rest of us.  In general, attractive well off people are kinda clueless.  Their ability to get what they want from people easily supports their confidence in life.  There's no reason to question what they've been told about god and country.  Skepticism and critical thinking are the domain of the weirdos.  In a way overanalysing is necessary to survive and cope with a society that only supports you as much as they want to fuck you.  Definitely some projection mixed in here, sorry.

   I got into a discussion of how we were gonna raise our hypothetical children with the hot blonde at work.  I'm just not comfortable brainwashing them at a young age.

you suck
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 11, 2011, 03:31:47 PM
isn't attractiveness always with respect to an attractee? therefore if you are attracted to them less, by definition they are less attractive
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 11, 2011, 03:37:12 PM
Unfortuneatly in america, a lot of smoking hot girls are religous.  I imagine its because life has been kind to them and they assume its just as good for the rest of us.  In general, attractive well off people are kinda clueless.  Their ability to get what they want from people easily supports their confidence in life.  There's no reason to question what they've been told about god and country.  Skepticism and critical thinking are the domain of the weirdos.  In a way overanalysing is necessary to survive and cope with a society that only supports you as much as they want to fuck you.  Definitely some projection mixed in here, sorry.

   I got into a discussion of how we were gonna raise our hypothetical children with the hot blonde at work.  I'm just not comfortable brainwashing them at a young age.

you suck

no you suck
dick
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 11, 2011, 03:38:18 PM
isn't attractiveness always with respect to an attractee? therefore if you are attracted to them less, by definition they are less attractive

There have been strong scientific studies that correlate attractiveness with symmetry.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BlackMage on July 11, 2011, 03:38:35 PM
Unfortuneatly in america, a lot of smoking hot girls are religous.  I imagine its because life has been kind to them and they assume its just as good for the rest of us.  In general, attractive well off people are kinda clueless.  Their ability to get what they want from people easily supports their confidence in life.  There's no reason to question what they've been told about god and country.  Skepticism and critical thinking are the domain of the weirdos.  In a way overanalysing is necessary to survive and cope with a society that only supports you as much as they want to fuck you.  Definitely some projection mixed in here, sorry.

   I got into a discussion of how we were gonna raise our hypothetical children with the hot blonde at work.  I'm just not comfortable brainwashing them at a young age.

you suck

no you suck
dick

i want to punch your face!!  :punch
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 11, 2011, 03:41:38 PM
Actually I've lost 45 pounds and will be soooo pretty soon.  Imma buy new wardrobe get my hair did and be metro for a year.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: Diunx on July 11, 2011, 03:42:08 PM
They may be ugly in the eyes of men but we are ugly in the eyes of god :fbm
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 11, 2011, 03:48:50 PM
Actually I've lost 45 pounds and will be soooo pretty soon.  Imma buy new wardrobe get my hair did and be metro for a year.

[youtube=560,345]L7BQRGXFLJs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 11, 2011, 03:55:24 PM
Gee, Officer Rumbler.  Krup you!
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 11, 2011, 04:10:07 PM
Oh I know from personal experience that many women, religious, attractive or otherwise tend to want to do plastic surgery in some manner. I've known many a saudi girl who want nose jobs and other surgeries and this really hot chick I know from Alaska who really wants a boob job even when I, her boyfriend and our circle of friends have told her everytime she brings it up that her boobs are fine.

I think most men care about breast size a lot less than a lot of women think we do, tbh. (when it comes to reality and not some porn fantasy)
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2011, 04:13:28 PM
I tried to find a picture of a hasidic jew as a retort but found this instead

(http://i.imgur.com/PhlBH.jpg)
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BlackMage on July 11, 2011, 04:15:26 PM
I tried to find a picture of a hasidic jew as a retort but found this instead

(http://i.imgur.com/PhlBH.jpg)

that'll do, pig.. that'll do
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 11, 2011, 04:17:02 PM
Well maybe it's just me, but even when my shallow, objectifying side is crudely evaluating women I meet it only really cares about "pretty face and not fat". t&a is a nice bonus but I don't really care.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BlackMage on July 11, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
ya'll derailed my verbal abuse.  :'(
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 11, 2011, 04:30:18 PM
In the end pretty face is 90% of what I'm looking for when it comes to my prospects as well. So I would be satisfied with a petite woman with a pretty face.

In the end usually just being around someone a lot is enough to make me feel physically attracted to her, no matter what she looks like  :lol http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=proximity%20infatuation
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 11, 2011, 04:30:29 PM
Scientology has Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta.

Athiesm has...that guy that looks like the chick that played Hermione.

Now who looks stupid? :smug
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BlackMage on July 11, 2011, 04:33:02 PM
Scientology has Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta.

Athiesm has...that guy that looks like the chick that played Hermione.

Now who looks stupid? :smug

But I'm sexy  8)
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 11, 2011, 09:02:38 PM
my daughter asked what the point of praying was. i told her it's because some people want something for nothing. she asked me why bootstrapping tea party types were often so religious, if that was the case.  i said that they still want something for nothing, just not from disgusting lie-berals. she asked me if praying works. i said it sure does, depending on how long you're willing to wait. she then asked me why god was willing to give people things just for saying hi to him and asking REAL nice. i said because god is a bleeding heart pussy.

after that we went down to the pet shop and watched the animals not give a fucking shit about our superior human selves at all, even though we could save them.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 11, 2011, 09:10:48 PM
Pearls of wisdom.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: cool breeze on July 11, 2011, 09:30:32 PM
to support the thread

[youtube=560,345]LqeC3BPYTmE[/youtube]

Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 11, 2011, 09:58:07 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon
she then asked me why god was willing to give people things just for saying hi to him and asking REAL nice. i said because god is a bleeding heart pussy.

pretty sure it's actually because he hears your voice, it's like an angel sighing. just like a prayer, you know he'll take you there.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BlackMage on July 11, 2011, 10:28:15 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon
she then asked me why god was willing to give people things just for saying hi to him and asking REAL nice. i said because god is a bleeding heart pussy.

pretty sure it's actually because he hears your voice, it's like an angel sighing. just like a prayer, you know he'll take you there.

you have no choice, you'll hear his voice.. kind of scary
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: lennedsay on July 11, 2011, 10:45:52 PM
Religion  :lol

However, some people need religion. But that's because they're too scared to come out of the non-religious closet to their parents, or they're stupid to know how to wash their own ass in the morning without God instructing them to do so.
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 11, 2011, 10:53:27 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon
she then asked me why god was willing to give people things just for saying hi to him and asking REAL nice. i said because god is a bleeding heart pussy.

pretty sure it's actually because he hears your voice, it's like an angel sighing. just like a prayer, you know he'll take you there.

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Proof: Religious people are dumber and uglier than non-religious people
Post by: BeyondSaving on July 11, 2011, 10:56:19 PM
It's actually pretty true here in Saudi, most people who are religious turned to it in High School due to being ugly. Most girls here who wear burkas do so as a false sense of righteousness to conceal their homely features.

Good to find out that your pretty religious.  Im ok with it.