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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: benjipwns on July 26, 2011, 07:10:01 AM

Title: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: benjipwns on July 26, 2011, 07:10:01 AM
Just under $800,000!

http://rapidcityjournal.com/news/for-you-can-buy-town-of-scenic/article_6414400e-b669-11e0-b14b-001cc4c002e0.html
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Scenic, once known as a Wild West town next to the Badlands, now finds itself in an unlikely place: listed for sale by the woman who has owned much of the town for years.

And she is hoping to get as much as $799,000 for 46 acres of West River land that includes 12 acres of a town that holds fond memories but finds itself in danger of becoming another Western ghost town.

“The businesses and land has always been family-run, but now, it’s time for someone else to come in and bring it back to life,” said LeeAnn Keester, the daughter of Twila Merril, who has listed most of the town of Scenic for sale. “It’s just me and my mom now, and now, with her health being what it is, it’s just too much for us.”

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“The town sees around 700 cars go through on a day-to-day basis,” said David Olsen, broker associate for Coldwell Banker Commercial Real Estate. “We just need one to stop long enough and get a buyer in here.”

The listing includes 46 acres, with 12 acres in town and 34 acres surrounding it. It includes a U.S Post Office land lease, the Longhorn Fuel & Food Convenience Store, the Longhorn Saloon, a museum with knotty pine interiors, two homes and two jails.

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Scenic is an unincorporated town that is governed by a township board, which means that a sale of the community to another party will have no effect on fire protection or the availability of water and sewer services, according to Scenic Fire Chief Mike Lehrkamp.

“As far as the fire department, it won’t affect us at all because it’s owned by the township,” he said. “The water and sewer system is owned by the township, too, so that won’t be affected, and everything will go as it always has up until this point."

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Olsen said the listing has the potential to do very well during the Sturgis rally, especially the Longhorn Saloon, which he said was once a hot spot for motorcyclists passing through.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: chronovore on July 26, 2011, 07:04:27 PM
South Dakota.  :-\
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: BlackMage on July 26, 2011, 07:51:59 PM
we as a collective could buy it.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 26, 2011, 07:54:30 PM
we as a collective could buy it.

And turn it into a rape dumpster.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Groogrux on July 26, 2011, 08:02:58 PM
we as a collective could buy it.

"And we shall call this land...  Boresboro."  :tophat
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: chronovore on July 26, 2011, 08:52:46 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 26, 2011, 09:59:56 PM
For $800,000 you should get the whole state.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 27, 2011, 02:27:05 AM
Let's start an enclave with guns and polygamy and aim to secede from the Union by 2015.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 27, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
I'll provide the guns and medium well women.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 27, 2011, 09:24:15 AM
I hope some eccentric billionaire gamer buys it and turns it into a real life replica of FFVII's Nibelheim
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2011, 09:36:57 AM
can i be the sheriff???
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Shaka Khan on July 27, 2011, 09:37:38 AM
No, that would be boogie. You'd be the usual suspect along with Himu.

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Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Mupepe on July 27, 2011, 09:40:09 AM
Isn't the Sheriff usually crooked?  Boogie is the town John Wayne or some shit
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Himu on July 27, 2011, 09:43:54 AM
I hope some eccentric billionaire gamer buys it and turns it into a real life replica of FFVII's Nibelheim

i like you
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 27, 2011, 10:55:13 AM
Himuro will be our Minister of Religion- he's had experience w/ all of them at this point.  And since we'll probably be operating on a shoestring budget, he's also gonna have to be the Park Ranger.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Himu on July 27, 2011, 10:56:36 AM
i've only had experience with christianity and islam :(

wait, that is every religion :(
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 27, 2011, 12:02:07 PM
oh man can i be the crazy old prospector

Only if you change your name to Pipper:

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Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 27, 2011, 12:16:21 PM
Let's start an enclave with guns and polygamy and aim to secede from the Union by 2015.

I don't think trying to secede again is a good thing.  You know what happened last time.  They freed the black people.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 27, 2011, 06:57:56 PM
:( no one likes my racist jokes anymore.  I miss tauntaun.
Title: Re: Anybody want to buy a town in South Dakota?
Post by: T234 on July 27, 2011, 07:02:27 PM
WHERE AM TAUNTAUN