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Title: Re: New comic Spiderman is...
Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2011, 11:39:31 AM: No fucking way. :lol

This is the dumbest fucking thing since The Beatles

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Title: Re: New comic Spiderman is...
Post by: Diunx on August 02, 2011, 11:47:59 AM: I don't think I'm ready to accept a black spiderman.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 02, 2011, 11:55:39 AM: can't wait for the eskimo black panther
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 02, 2011, 11:59:33 AM: Quote
Marvel let early news of the reveal slip to USA Today who published a story revealing that the new Spider-Man is a young half-black/half-Hispanic teenager – a first for the hero's franchise.

The article identified the new Spider-Man to be one Miles Morales.

:lol

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We think that readers will fall in love with Miles Morales the same way they fell in love with Peter Parker.

:lol
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 02, 2011, 12:31:35 PM: The only alternate Spider-Man I'll accept is Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham.
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Post by: drew on August 02, 2011, 12:37:47 PM: our president is black so why can't spiderman what are you racist or something
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 02, 2011, 12:41:13 PM: It's Ultimate continuity Spiderman, so it really doesn't matter.
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Post by: Diunx on August 02, 2011, 12:47:05 PM: half black half hispanic and named Morales? could the new spiderman be dominican? :omg
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Post by: Barry Egan on August 02, 2011, 12:52:45 PM: he looks more similar to mild mannered pd actually.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 02, 2011, 01:34:01 PM: Hey, I'll take Miles Morales over DC's 1% solution (http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/06/12/gendercrunching-the-dc-relaunch/).

Let's look at the facts:

John Stewart > Hal Jordan
Jaime Reyes >>> Ted Kord
Ryan Choi >>>>> Ray Palmer

Mixing things up leads to new approaches and better stories. Peter Parker's still around in 5 other monthly series and next summer's movie. Morales should get his 18 months in the suit.
Title: Re: New comic Spiderman is...
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 02, 2011, 01:39:20 PM: Quote from: Borys on August 02, 2011, 01:34:17 PM
okay this was stupid

Yeah, it was. :lol
Title: Re: New comic Spiderman is...
Post by: Himu on August 02, 2011, 01:42:23 PM: I like how he's half black half hispanic

OH HOW CONVENIENT
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Post by: Diunx on August 02, 2011, 01:45:28 PM: Stop being racist himuro.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 02, 2011, 01:46:29 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 02, 2011, 01:42:23 PM
I like how he's half black half hispanic

OH HOW CONVENIENT

new Ultimate Spider-Man is a down-on-his-luck actor struggling to make it in the biz ... who loves singing Top 40 karaoke hits
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 02, 2011, 01:49:23 PM: I am laughing at Miles Morales because it is such a calculated name - "We need to make his name sound half Black and half Hispanic, so people will know that he is half Black and half Hispanic."

"Hey, there's gonna be a new Flash - half Cuban, half Native American. So we should probably go with a name which suggests that, like Ricky Runswithfeet."
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 02, 2011, 01:52:15 PM: "...or Tonto Castro."
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Post by: Diunx on August 02, 2011, 02:00:55 PM: Should have named him Jose.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2011, 02:05:35 PM: The best thing about the name Miles is that it suggests "we can't make it too black"
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Post by: Himu on August 02, 2011, 02:06:53 PM: I have no problem with the name Miles, however, it's the Morales part that I find fucking hilarious.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2011, 02:10:36 PM: If they wanted to display his blackness they should have gone with Jerome Morales
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Post by: Himu on August 02, 2011, 02:16:32 PM: It depends on how willing they are to climb the socioeconomic ladder. If the guy is middle class, I'd go with Miles Rodriguez or Miles Johnson.

If he's lower class, I'd go with Jerome Morales or Leshawn Morales.
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Post by: Himu on August 02, 2011, 02:38:51 PM: Victor Cielo
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 02, 2011, 05:24:37 PM: Quote from: Borys on August 02, 2011, 02:19:16 PM
And upper class?

lol wut
/racist
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Post by: naff on August 02, 2011, 06:32:19 PM: Quote from: Borys on August 02, 2011, 02:19:16 PM
And upper class?

Jesus LePrince
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Post by: pilonv1 on August 03, 2011, 12:07:25 AM: Quote from: Green Man on August 02, 2011, 06:42:11 PM
Donald Glover can play Spider-Man now.

:omg
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Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2011, 12:23:33 AM: Quote from: Wrath2X on August 03, 2011, 12:10:44 AM
Donald Glover can die in a fire.

Your hate of Community extends even to the actors, smh.
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Post by: Himu on August 03, 2011, 12:30:21 AM: Quote from: Wrath2X on August 03, 2011, 12:10:44 AM
Donald Glover can die in a fire.

:wag
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 03, 2011, 12:35:11 AM: Quote from: Green Man on August 02, 2011, 06:42:11 PM
Donald Glover can play Spider-Man now.

Danny Glover should play Spider-Man.
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Post by: Beezy on August 03, 2011, 12:57:09 AM: Quote from: Diunx on August 02, 2011, 12:47:05 PM
half black half hispanic and named Morales? could the new spiderman be dominican? :omg
No. A Dominican would never admit to being black at all.
Title: Re: New comic Spiderman is...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2011, 12:59:15 AM: Quote from: Wrath2X on August 03, 2011, 12:10:44 AM
Donald Glover can die in a fire.

GTFO

[youtube=560,345]yFTue0GJUmI[/youtube]
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Post by: Diunx on August 03, 2011, 01:01:25 AM: Quote from: Wrath2X on August 03, 2011, 12:10:44 AM
Donald Glover can die in a fire.

.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on August 03, 2011, 01:04:14 AM: Easily the best thing about Community. No matter how much effort I put into hating the show, I can never hate Donald Glover.
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Post by: cool breeze on August 03, 2011, 01:41:33 AM: Here's hoping they go one step more and have a love triangle with Mark Jane and Greg Stacey
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Post by: Himu on August 03, 2011, 03:10:33 AM: Marvel Comics is proud to present Miles Morales. Miles Morales is the first half black half hispanic all gay atheist communist Spider-Man. This is a historical moment for the art that is the comic book medium and shows that we all are truly alike; even colored people and gay people can be witty!
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Post by: Himu on August 03, 2011, 03:13:51 AM: by 2050 more than half the american population will be brown (hispanic and black) and poor

expect a revolt.

wait, this is america. there won't be a revolt, haha.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 03, 2011, 10:27:55 PM: Glenn Beck hears the news!

[youtube=560,345]PT3ktLrtjXI[/youtube]

He doesn't care that's he's black...he doesn't care that he's Hispanic...he doesn't care that he's gay...BUT HE DOES CARE ABOUT CHANGING TRADITION.

And as we know traditionally MEN ARE WHITE AND NOT GAY. AND VOTE REPUBLICAN.
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Post by: Enl on August 03, 2011, 10:49:50 PM: Just black and hispanic? They should've gone the whole nine yards. I won't be satisfied until Spiderman is a black, hispanic, indian, albino, muslim dwarf that was adopted and raised by a couple of asian kung fu masters.
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Post by: cool breeze on August 03, 2011, 10:53:02 PM: ^Tyrion Lannister in black face for the motion picture!
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Post by: Himu on August 03, 2011, 11:22:47 PM: Quote from: Enl on August 03, 2011, 10:49:50 PM
Just black and hispanic? They should've gone the whole nine yards. I won't be satisfied until Spiderman is a black, hispanic, indian, albino, muslim dwarf that was adopted and raised by a couple of asian kung fu masters.

finally a superhero i can relate to!!!!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2011, 11:29:55 PM: Wait he's gay? Smh
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Post by: Smooth Groove on August 03, 2011, 11:37:10 PM: Spicgerman?
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Post by: drew on August 03, 2011, 11:59:31 PM: the guy in my avatar is blaxican, proof that that combo isn't always all bad
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Post by: Diunx on August 04, 2011, 12:06:54 AM: When will the world be ready for a ginger spidey?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 04, 2011, 01:59:13 AM: Quote from: Diunx on August 04, 2011, 12:06:54 AM
When will the world be ready for a ginger spidey?

Never. Thank God.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2011, 02:19:07 AM: Not just ginger but female!

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPTOalsP3q9ne-pKTi_LxIP7r7-Rt7KHwxNiCm6laqhjzCUMQU)
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Post by: bork on August 04, 2011, 12:52:15 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2011, 02:19:07 AM
Not just ginger but female!

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPTOalsP3q9ne-pKTi_LxIP7r7-Rt7KHwxNiCm6laqhjzCUMQU)

At least post the better one!

(http://www.superherodb.com/pictures/fullbody/spider-woman-2.jpg)

Isn't the Spider-Woman/Girl/Whatever in the Ultimate Universe a clone of Peter Parker? She's still around, right? Why didn't they just use her?
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Post by: Diunx on August 04, 2011, 02:00:08 PM: Or AIDS since he has teh gay.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2011, 10:15:49 PM: sorry lyte edge don't have Superhero Database bookmarked :teehee
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Post by: bork on August 06, 2011, 01:28:06 PM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 04, 2011, 10:15:49 PM
sorry lyte edge don't have Superhero Database bookmarked :teehee

So you don't know the Spider-Woman character from most of the 80s and 90s, but know the weird-loli Spider-Girl replacement?

:teehee