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Title: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 03, 2011, 03:52:28 PM
Quote from: Orlando Sentinel
Audacious, violent and disquieting, "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is a summer sequel that's better than it has any right to be.

Quote from: ComingSoon.net
Up there with some of the best franchise reboots; anyone seeing it, whether they're a fan of the previous movies or not, will leave it hoping it does well enough to warrant more.

Quote from: HitFix
... a smart and grown-up science-fiction thriller that honors the name it carries. This suggests a world I'd want to see more of, and it raises exciting storytelling questions that I hope Fox will answer

Quote from: The Vine
It's a fantastic reboot of the franchise; warm, thrilling, and exceedingly human.

11 reviews, 10 positive. 7.5/10 average.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/rise_of_the_planet_of_the_apes/

:dizzy
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Mupepe on August 03, 2011, 04:35:17 PM
No fucking way.  No fucking way.  Those trailers are terrible.  I refuse to believe that shit.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2011, 04:45:50 PM
Didn't they already do a reboot of this once?
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: chronovore on August 03, 2011, 07:28:02 PM
Clichéd shots being used in trailers? NO WAY?!  :o
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: pilonv1 on August 03, 2011, 07:35:33 PM
This is one of those remakes I refuse to believe exists because the originals were so great. Just like Transformers

Even my manlove for James Franco can't get me excited
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 03, 2011, 07:42:16 PM
This is one of those remakes I refuse to believe exists because the originals were so great. Just like Transformers

Even my manlove for James Franco can't get me excited

It's not a remake, it's a prequel.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2011, 07:57:51 PM
what's this, another average film Great Rumbler makes a thread about with reviews from sup par newspapers and nerd sites? :teehee
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Diunx on August 03, 2011, 07:59:32 PM
isn't this a remake of Conquest of the apes?
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: pilonv1 on August 03, 2011, 08:23:26 PM
This is one of those remakes I refuse to believe exists because the originals were so great. Just like Transformers

Even my manlove for James Franco can't get me excited

It's not a remake, it's a prequel.

I don't care what it is, I want to pretend it doesn't exist
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 03, 2011, 09:17:00 PM
what's this, another average film Great Rumbler makes a thread about with reviews from sup par newspapers and nerd sites? :teehee

Don't make post the AP review, PD! :maf

Oh...wait...here it is:

Quote from: Associated Press
This seventh film in the Planet of the Apes series rises to such ridiculous heights, it's impossible not to laugh out loud -- in a good way, in appreciation.

:patel
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Tasty on August 03, 2011, 09:31:04 PM
The trailer was lol-worthy but the commercials have been warming me up to it. I expected it to get 70%-ish, now it looks like it might be more, nice.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: chronovore on August 04, 2011, 06:01:23 PM
This is one of those remakes I refuse to believe exists because the originals were so great. Just like Transformers

Even my manlove for James Franco can't get me excited

It's not a remake, it's a prequel.

It's a remake of a prequel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conquest_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Himu on August 04, 2011, 06:16:37 PM
I really really want netflix to put Planet of the Apes movies on instant stream.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 04, 2011, 07:30:44 PM
Somehow I think Transformers has lowered the bar for movies.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 04, 2011, 07:33:27 PM
Somehow I think Transformers has lowered the bar for movies.

That's certainly possible.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2011, 08:14:18 PM
what's this, another average film Great Rumbler makes a thread about with reviews from sup par newspapers and nerd sites? :teehee

Don't make post the AP review, PD! :maf

Oh...wait...here it is:

Quote from: Associated Press
This seventh film in the Planet of the Apes series rises to such ridiculous heights, it's impossible not to laugh out loud -- in a good way, in appreciation.

:patel

(http://i51.tinypic.com/ncf5lf.jpg)
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 04, 2011, 09:29:50 PM
I'll make you a deal, Hollywood.  You give me a 25-30 min cut of the movie that is just the monkeys fucking shit up with none of the lame attempts to have a narrative or be a movie, and I will pay you $8 to see that shit.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 04, 2011, 09:31:45 PM
I really really want netflix to put Planet of the Apes movies on instant stream.

I believe they WERE.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Himu on August 04, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
fuckkkkkkkkkk
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 05, 2011, 01:08:50 PM
Easy way for the apes to take over: fling poop at everyone.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Diunx on August 06, 2011, 01:23:02 AM
Spoiler tag that shit ferrari!
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: The Sceneman on August 06, 2011, 09:47:44 AM
been horny as for this flick. seeing asap
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Positive Touch on August 09, 2011, 05:23:42 PM
i watched the first HOUR and it was just starting to get to the part where the main monkey gets mad and starts a rebellion.  absolutely fucking terrible
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 10, 2011, 02:10:28 AM
i dug it.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Himu on August 14, 2011, 07:19:40 PM
I really liked this
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: brob on August 14, 2011, 07:27:20 PM
watched this today after two pizzas and a bucket of beer. thoroughly entertained. didn't pay for my ticket though, so all I wasted was time. :pimp
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: The Sceneman on August 15, 2011, 12:00:34 AM
saw it last night, incredible film. 9/10
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 15, 2011, 03:09:54 AM
Movie was good for what it is. Liked it, but wouldn't watch it again.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on August 15, 2011, 02:34:40 PM
I saw it. The way the obligatory use of "get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" was the best thing about the movie.
Title: Re: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 17, 2011, 02:19:13 PM
http://thehairpin.com/2011/08/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-a-response