THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 04:19:15 AM

Title: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 04:19:15 AM: Well not really but I figured you people of all people would know a thing or two.

(http://i.imgur.com/WYXR4.png)

Should have paid me that $5 grand demi. :( Instead I used my free time to make this. It's not quite ready to be unleashed and I would also like to beef up its database. So I need some ban stories, preferably permas for previously well-known GAF members.

I already got Huelen, Icehouse, and Costanza (off the top of my head.) So tell me who was banned when and why. :shh
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2011, 04:23:38 AM: ::)
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: T-Short on August 16, 2011, 04:27:33 AM: Quote from: Andrex on August 16, 2011, 04:19:15 AM
I would also like to beef up its database.

I already got Huelen, Icehouse, and Costanza (off the top of my head.)

huahua. nice database
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 04:30:45 AM: Quote from: Hyoushi on August 16, 2011, 04:27:33 AM
Quote from: Andrex on August 16, 2011, 04:19:15 AM
I would also like to beef up its database.

I already got Huelen, Icehouse, and Costanza (off the top of my head.)

huahua. nice database

??? This forum is so weird sometimes.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2011, 04:33:02 AM: Quote from: Hyoushi on August 16, 2011, 04:27:33 AM
Quote from: Andrex on August 16, 2011, 04:19:15 AM
I would also like to beef up its database.

I already got Huelen, Icehouse, and Costanza (off the top of my head.)

huahua. nice database

:rofl
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Reb on August 16, 2011, 05:07:17 AM: Quote from: Andrex on August 16, 2011, 04:30:45 AM
Quote from: Hyoushi on August 16, 2011, 04:27:33 AM
Quote from: Andrex on August 16, 2011, 04:19:15 AM
I would also like to beef up its database.

I already got Huelen, Icehouse, and Costanza (off the top of my head.)

huahua. nice database

??? This forum is so weird sometimes.

No you!
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Reb on August 16, 2011, 05:10:04 AM: Seriously, have they diagnosed you?
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: The Sceneman on August 16, 2011, 05:13:59 AM: lol. Andrex, if you want impress us, make a naked gay man database or something
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Reb on August 16, 2011, 05:15:18 AM: Bearfinder.com
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 16, 2011, 05:20:20 AM: Why did they ban you Rebiak?
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 05:22:02 AM: Quote from: The Sceneman on August 16, 2011, 05:13:59 AM
lol. Andrex, if you want impress us, make a naked gay man database or something

That was the last project I did. You wouldn't believe the crazy algorithms you need to determine that it's actually a man. And gay. The man thing was tough but it took forever to detect the gay.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 05:41:32 AM: Actually the site itself is really pretty generic, could be used for taking and displaying any kind of textual data. Yay CouchDb.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Narag on August 16, 2011, 06:12:05 AM: This seems like an ill advised idea. There are multiple "Why were they banned" threads on gaf you could cull info from as well.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Reb on August 16, 2011, 06:51:38 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on August 16, 2011, 05:20:20 AM
Why did they ban you Rebiak?

I'm not banned, never got past junior stage due to a lack of posting.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: T-Short on August 16, 2011, 07:04:29 AM: ok, i'll help out

Andrex was banned six times by six different mods, with reasons ranging from being an insensitive douchebag to his standard nintard crap
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: MCD on August 16, 2011, 07:05:21 AM: We can't help you when you use that browser thingy.

We only use IE9 here.

Please understand.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Reb on August 16, 2011, 07:07:38 AM: Andrex, what's your take on Nintex?
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 01:28:48 PM: Quote from: Hyoushi on August 16, 2011, 07:04:29 AM
ok, i'll help out

Andrex was banned six times by six different mods, with reasons ranging from being an insensitive douchebag to his standard nintard crap

Really? I thought it was five.

Each time by a different mod? I feel like a ban whore.

Quote from: Rebiak on August 16, 2011, 07:07:38 AM
Andrex, what's your take on Nintex?

Who?

Quote from: MCD on August 16, 2011, 07:05:21 AM
We can't help you when you use that browser thingy.

We only use IE9 here.

Please understand.

IE9 doesn't support the placeholder attribute. :maf So all versions of IE (haven't tested IE10) can go screw off. I am using HTML5shiv just to make sure it doesn't look like barf in IE, though.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 01:38:51 PM: Quote from: Spencer on August 16, 2011, 01:36:10 PM
Why?

Why not?
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: demi on August 16, 2011, 01:43:44 PM: I was banned because I called out Blackace for his blatant racism
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: demi on August 16, 2011, 01:45:00 PM: Also I don't see what this does that a 5 second script doesnt do otherwise.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 16, 2011, 01:47:24 PM: I was banned because I was pro-Israel.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Mupepe on August 16, 2011, 01:53:28 PM: Mupepe was banned for being awesome

SupaFlySoccerMa was banned for being Mupepe

AlanHemberger was banned for being awesome

********* has not been banned yet :D
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 01:53:37 PM: Quote from: Wrath2X on August 16, 2011, 01:45:18 PM
I'd like to read that thread :lol

Me too, would make it easier to link to.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 16, 2011, 01:53:44 PM: Quote from: Andrex on August 16, 2011, 04:30:45 AM
??? This forum is so weird sometimes.
What you have is a table (unless you are doing something overly complicated). A database is a set of tables.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Tasty on August 16, 2011, 02:00:44 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 16, 2011, 01:53:44 PM
Quote from: Andrex on August 16, 2011, 04:30:45 AM
??? This forum is so weird sometimes.
What you have is a table (unless you are doing something overly complicated). A database is a set of tables.

It's CouchDB so it's really a set of JSON documents.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 16, 2011, 02:04:37 PM: Meh.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 17, 2011, 01:55:22 AM: This is a ten layer cake of pathetic.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2011, 02:02:36 AM: WHO CARES
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 17, 2011, 02:06:17 AM: why does this exist
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Reb on August 17, 2011, 02:41:14 AM: why does my heart feel so bad
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: drew on August 17, 2011, 02:45:56 AM: why don't you sit on an erect dick and spin around a few times
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Trent Dole on August 17, 2011, 02:50:37 AM: every answer should be 'mods = fegs'.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2011, 02:57:05 AM: synopsis=racism

green shinobi=balls hang low

black stallion=is hilairous
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 17, 2011, 03:02:14 AM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 16, 2011, 01:47:24 PM
I was banned because I was pro-Israel.

What?

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(http://www.snegidhi.com/2010/87-22-01/Israeli_Army_Girl_39.jpg)(http://www.snegidhi.com/2010/87-22-01/Israeli_Army_Girl_34.jpg)
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Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 17, 2011, 03:07:22 AM: It's true. Also I kept calling Israel- Isreal.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 17, 2011, 03:15:43 AM: You didn't call it Palestine?

You racist! I bood some pro Palestine protesters on the street the other day. Fucking boycotting Israeli products hippies make me sick.
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2011, 03:28:00 AM: Smooth Groove owned this avatar before Ichi actually. I miss my porn buddy :-\
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Mandark on August 17, 2011, 04:27:46 AM: Quote from: Rebiak on August 16, 2011, 05:15:18 AM
Bearfinder.com

WheresTheBear.com
Title: Re: Help me Bore you are my only hope
Post by: Reb on August 17, 2011, 07:08:42 AM: Quote from: Mandark on August 17, 2011, 04:27:46 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on August 16, 2011, 05:15:18 AM
Bearfinder.com

WheresTheBear.com

BearWithMe.com