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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bildi on August 16, 2011, 07:25:57 PM

Title: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Bildi on August 16, 2011, 07:25:57 PM
...and post the first three pics.  Let's see what the world thinks of you.

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(http://link4business.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Finding-the-Right-Accountant.jpg)
(http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0060-0808-0514-2460_Accountant_Working_on_an_Adding_Machine_with_a_Bandage_Wrapped_Finger_clipart_image.jpg)
(http://thetaxaccountantfirm.com/wp-content/themes/thesis_16/custom/rotator/accountant2.jpg)
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FML. 

Although pic number 4:

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(http://pegcon.homestead.com/files/QuickSiteImages/accountant-middlesex-london.jpg)
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:drool
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 16, 2011, 07:33:25 PM
(http://crackskullbob.squarespace.com/storage/researcher.jpg)

(http://www.biblepicturegallery.com/samples/ca/teaching/x_teach/apologet/Researcher%20reading%20books%20about%20Biology%20The%20Arts%20M.gif)

(http://mset.rst2.edu/portfolios/k/krakower_w/brains/final/researcher.gif)

or for my part time job

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(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-9MtrQVkyuOWhqxVe73iOTC8wiV4mRL6P8jbfte2U0S6CfmhV)

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUdq1P6uFu5K6ZzpG6xlaOBb41dD7txJwonQRpTrW_NMDMAQo9)

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQasK624MoVS-Ggbxvi0Mhtc9GuxKsZcGYcaC4XOjow6PMBXS9Pw)
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being a cool dude is my part time job
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Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Pringo on August 16, 2011, 07:37:41 PM
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(http://fabiangarciasc.nmsu.edu/documents/shane-heleckson-undergraduate-research-assistant-hand-pollinating-alfalfa.jpg)

(http://www.me.utexas.edu/news/_images2011/ura_topbanner_500.jpg)

(http://mocssy.irmacs.sfu.ca/sites/mocssy.irmacs.sfu.ca/images/2009_pics/undergrads300x200.jpg)


I think I have more or less the same job title as Arvie.
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Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Shaka Khan on August 16, 2011, 07:53:13 PM
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(http://www.bizarremedical.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/All-Smiles.jpg)

(http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/snake-girl-734821.jpg)

(http://www.tagbanger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/contortionist.jpg)
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Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 16, 2011, 09:06:21 PM
(http://www.expatjobs77.com/qr/854359.png)
(http://media.linkedin.com/mpr/mpr/shrink_80_80/p/1/000/089/15d/0bd2976.jpg)
(http://www.expatjobs77.com/qr/960464.png)

level 1 help desk analyst (official job title)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 16, 2011, 09:13:11 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/10/eternalsonata.jpg)
(http://www.vgblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/30/NobuTaguchi.jpg)
(http://www.ulms.me/media/Interviews/Tales_Symphonia_2/banner_Tales_Symphonia_2.jpg)

:fml
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Barry Egan on August 16, 2011, 09:27:47 PM
(http://www.yogawellbeing.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/yoga_desk_salvador_dali.jpg)

(http://thehealthylivinglounge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/yoga-at-work.jpg)

(http://www.organiclifestylemagazine.com/images/issue-8/desk-jockey-yoga.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 16, 2011, 09:34:25 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on August 16, 2011, 09:13:11 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/10/eternalsonata.jpg)
(http://www.vgblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/30/NobuTaguchi.jpg)
(http://www.ulms.me/media/Interviews/Tales_Symphonia_2/banner_Tales_Symphonia_2.jpg)

:fml

You're a professional weeaboo?
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 16, 2011, 09:43:50 PM
(http://tinyurl.com/3t7h4kd)
(http://tinyurl.com/444q9zs)
(http://tinyurl.com/4yssehy)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: tiesto on August 16, 2011, 09:57:05 PM
(http://www.mostintheworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fastest-growing-career-software-engineer.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GK_SxJgeSEY/TcY8ctN3ukI/AAAAAAAAAQI/kKSX5LU3lXo/s1600/software-engineers-life.jpg)

(http://djhv92.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/just_another_software_engineer.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 16, 2011, 10:27:57 PM
(http://interiordecoratorportlandme.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Interior-designer-Portland-ME.jpg)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrTYlRaHOdMYpPNcDb5w8sTYYewefknOSTLR5Ke3-whfhfmbW6dQ)
(http://designstyleguide.net/community/files/2011/03/interior-designer.jpg)
Never use metric rulers or #2 pencils for drafting... :-\ Plus those are CAD drawings wtf...
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: drew on August 16, 2011, 10:28:43 PM
(http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://sustainablepantry.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/blog-brenner-mountain-19.jpg&sa=X&ei=KCdLTv34JanA0AHQu8XrBw&ved=0CAUQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNE-x66WSixLrU9JGAmA70NFGMenvQ)

(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b272/theman0776/Kerrys_Pics0.jpg)

(http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://projectqatlanta.com/images/uploads/virginia-willis-podcast.jpg&sa=X&ei=TCZLTqK2A4HagAeO_qxz&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNErA4QeyDzX6O2ZUqQzfp_vpBmvzQ)

Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Boogie on August 16, 2011, 10:36:59 PM
Predictable:

(http://ironic1.com/craig-mountie.gif)

(http://www.telecoms.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/07/mountie.jpg)

But of course the third one is the old WWF character :lol:

(http://livethegimmick.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mountie.jpg)

Variations:

(http://musformation.com/pics/Good-Cop-Bad-Cop.jpg)

(http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/Paul_Blart_Mall_Cop/PaulBlartMallCop.jpg)

(http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/1097/418/045/005/cop.jpg)

Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 16, 2011, 10:44:42 PM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWZPNThslaGMM3m7efgEb4bLya0WeMocz--tMsdB3lkNsoXbHg)

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ6uczBcVbrWgv7ia7NcR57TrbFaexUl2GSx-cEfilIjaoHZUae)

(http://media.linkedin.com/mpr/mpr/shrink_80_80/p/2/000/0bd/2dd/137691a.jpg)

bit of a dead giveaway there...I actually know the guy in the 3rd pic. In fact, I replaced him when he quit my current firm!
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: etiolate on August 16, 2011, 10:54:12 PM
I knew it.

drew's a country girl
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: bork on August 16, 2011, 11:05:14 PM
Nothing funny.   :'(

(http://www.cbtplanet.com/images/help-desk-support.jpg)
(http://schools.nyc.gov/NR/rdonlyres/144C9BFE-AA2E-4648-8177-9C9CD592D2D0/13095/lady1.jpg)
(http://www.american.edu/uploads/hero/filmstrip/saleh.jpg)

Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: demi on August 16, 2011, 11:09:23 PM
I got a bunch of Windows screens so I picked this one

(http://rlv.zcache.com/administrator_during_the_day_tshirt-p235197549214848826yin1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 16, 2011, 11:12:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UPW3h.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/vn3mG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/40k43.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Bildi on August 17, 2011, 12:15:23 AM
I'm starting to see why so many of us are on this forum.  I'm a little jealous of Shah and My F*cking Grandpa though (and the beaver).

Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 17, 2011, 12:19:22 AM
(http://www.psichi.org/images/site_pages/1_3_jackson.jpg)(http://www.nrcld.org/images/psych.jpg)(http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u81/fg-08-05-09_19-56.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 17, 2011, 12:30:45 AM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/robertheinlein.jpg)

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/interview-with-fiction-writer-george-rr-martin-author.jpg)

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/1186429.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: pilonv1 on August 17, 2011, 01:06:01 AM
(https://www.cardonebanking.com/images/ContentPages/TheAccount/accountManagerMorph.jpg)

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dmy0024l.jpg)

(http://bluespeed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/account-manager.jpg)

fml too :'(
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Bildi on August 17, 2011, 01:19:38 AM
That last pic in particular really got my pulse going, pilonv1.
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: pilonv1 on August 17, 2011, 01:29:37 AM
Really though my exact title isn't very representative of my job.
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Bildi on August 17, 2011, 01:45:10 AM
Strategy Development Officer in a bikini testing facility?
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Bildi on August 17, 2011, 01:56:30 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 16, 2011, 07:33:25 PM
or for my part time job

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(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUdq1P6uFu5K6ZzpG6xlaOBb41dD7txJwonQRpTrW_NMDMAQo9)

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQasK624MoVS-Ggbxvi0Mhtc9GuxKsZcGYcaC4XOjow6PMBXS9Pw)
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being a cool dude is my part time job
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:lol I just noticed that to be a cool dude without pockets is essentially impossible.
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 17, 2011, 02:05:30 AM
(http://www.mechanicalengineerjob.net/engineers/Mechanical%20Engineer%20Job16.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 17, 2011, 02:06:02 AM
Next we should post three images of what we think T234 does.

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Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 17, 2011, 02:56:03 AM
(http://simonandbaker.com/pix/talking_translator.jpg)

(http://www.n2h.it/global-translator.jpg)

(http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/talking_translator.jpg)

Pic number 839058409

(http://www.china-online-marketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lost-in-translation-big.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Brehvolution on August 17, 2011, 11:14:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/D3SaX.png)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2011, 01:34:14 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 17, 2011, 02:00:37 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/VA_IT_Project_Management_Framework.jpg/360px-VA_IT_Project_Management_Framework.jpg)

(http://www.lisisoft.com/imglisi2/1/8/185015-rationalplan-project-management-software.jpg)

(http://www.dcgglobal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Management-Consulting6.jpg)

gay
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Robo on August 17, 2011, 02:11:33 PM
I think Arbys and I do the same thing.  I tried to find some saucy words to liven up my search results, but they were STILL fuck boring and I gave up.
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: T234 on August 17, 2011, 02:25:37 PM
Mine is just boring pictures of dudes. :-\
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Tucah on August 17, 2011, 03:19:00 PM
(http://www.judicialsupport.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tbh_IndispensableParalegal_lowres.jpg)

(http://www.totalparalegal.com/_images/paralegals_rule2.jpg)

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ksm/lowres/ksmn2111l.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 17, 2011, 03:25:17 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 17, 2011, 12:19:22 AM
(http://www.psichi.org/images/site_pages/1_3_jackson.jpg)(http://www.nrcld.org/images/psych.jpg)(http://www.psychologytoday.com/files/u81/fg-08-05-09_19-56.jpg)



My profession used to be called Psychometrician back in the day...

(http://a.images.blip.tv/Captureyourflag-EducationPsychometricianDianaWilmotInterviewPart1Of2768.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266190409837)(http://www.creative-wisdom.com/teaching/WBI/JMP_dual_plot.png)(http://www.umassmed.edu/faculty/graphics/930/kenweb.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Barry Egan on August 17, 2011, 05:07:01 PM
Quote from: Tucah on August 17, 2011, 03:19:00 PM



How do you like it?  Are you planning on going in to law?
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Bildi on August 17, 2011, 06:57:18 PM
I just decided "guitarist" is my new profession even though I hardly ever pick up the guitar and nobody pays me for it (but that's because I'm a philanthropist).

(http://wallpapers-diq.net/wallpapers/84/James_Hetfield%2C_Metallica_Guitarist_and_Vocalist.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-e5FmoGc4kJ0/TV_R0HGWoYI/AAAAAAAAACc/eNMM0pLiV14/s1600/Guitarist_vector_by_SanityP.png)
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/193/8/c/Guitarist_Legend_by_yudhiecavalera.jpg)

Oh yeah! :rock

OK, better get back to my day job. :fbm
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: lennedsay on August 17, 2011, 11:47:53 PM
(http://thetaxaccountantfirm.com/wp-content/themes/thesis_16/custom/rotator/accountant2.jpg)

 :lol :(

I want a green visor, damnit. If I get more specific, I get:

(http://rlv.zcache.com/my_tax_accountant_rocks_postcard-p239093298456846276qibm_400.jpg)

 :-\

Edit:

(http://www.davidwygant.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//wife-beer.jpg)

I just can't fucking win :(
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Tucah on August 18, 2011, 12:06:51 AM
Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on August 17, 2011, 05:07:01 PM
Quote from: Tucah on August 17, 2011, 03:19:00 PM



How do you like it?  Are you planning on going in to law?

It's not bad. I work in foreclosure law right now which is not my specialization of choice, but I still generally enjoy the work even if it's often stressful with constant court deadlines and, in my business, dealing with banks (some of the most uncooperative and incompetent people I've ever met). Mostly, I love my firm - the people are some of the best coworkers I've ever had and I'm learning a lot.

Yeah, I'm planning on going into law. I'm still going through undergrad right now (one more semester left!) and I'm about to start applying to law schools. My paralegal job is mostly just to learn about world of law right now - I go to a college with a co-op program, where I got to take off two semesters to do major-related work (in this case work at this particular firm) but I liked the people so much that I went back during the summers and work there whenever I don't have class.
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 18, 2011, 12:26:01 AM
(http://www.pictureshoster.com/thumbnails/7mvg42ob3dzm2cjn0rm_thumb.png) (http://www.pictureshoster.com/hosted-pictures/png/7mvg42ob3dzm2cjn0rm.html) (http://www.pictureshoster.com/thumbnails/s7ppmtll4p5dqipco5ci_thumb.jpg) (http://www.pictureshoster.com/hosted-pictures/jpg/s7ppmtll4p5dqipco5ci.html) (http://www.pictureshoster.com/thumbnails/ehp51j9rng8uh39klc7_thumb.png) (http://www.pictureshoster.com/hosted-pictures/png/ehp51j9rng8uh39klc7.html)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Bildi on August 18, 2011, 01:34:07 AM
FUCK YOU SMOOTH.  FUCK YOU.

:(
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2011, 10:24:15 AM
Smooth is in porn?   :o
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: chronovore on August 18, 2011, 11:04:26 AM
warning: nerds
warning: big-ish
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(http://i.imgur.com/9G19y.jpg)
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2011, 12:14:35 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Type your occupation into google images...
Post by: Mupepe on August 18, 2011, 12:16:31 PM
(http://itmanagement.earthweb.com/img/2010/11/systems-administrator.jpg)
(http://www.suggestsoft.com/images/fspro-labs/event-log-explorer.gif)
(http://media.linkedin.com/mpr/mpr/shrink_80_80/p/3/000/070/307/208204d.jpg)