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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Boogie on August 22, 2011, 07:41:54 PM

Title: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Boogie on August 22, 2011, 07:41:54 PM: Who let MAF back on the internet?! :maf

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Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 22, 2011, 07:46:28 PM: :maf
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM: the return of Food Network and Slayers threads :bow
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2011, 07:51:13 PM: :bow :maf :bow2
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2011, 07:51:22 PM: He returned to deliver unto us $100 Touchpads and Warhammer.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: lennedsay on August 22, 2011, 08:27:05 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads :bow

:hyper
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads :bow
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 08:52:55 PM: Sup dude, ran out of people to talk about dynasty warrior Gundam games so here I am
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 09:13:37 PM: Quote from: Wrath2X on August 22, 2011, 09:01:05 PM
I got yo back Beezy
*daps*
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Diunx on August 22, 2011, 09:43:47 PM: So this is the legenday MAF huh?
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 22, 2011, 10:06:41 PM: Sorry you got welcomed back by a involuntary thread merge. Being an internet legend no longer means anything around here. The Bore has become a communist state with Demi as Kim Jong-il.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:30:34 PM: Is what it is I guess :/

That said OMG SLAYERS GUNDAM WARHAMMER FABLES etc...
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:31:16 PM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 22, 2011, 09:59:15 PM
MAF's aunt yelled at me on facebook :'(

Wasn't it because of CURSE WORDS?
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 22, 2011, 10:35:49 PM: Bring back the Halo novel reviews!
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: drew on August 22, 2011, 11:00:34 PM: i totally forgot this motherfucker, like his entire personality and shit
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 11:05:23 PM: startin from scratch!
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 22, 2011, 11:29:18 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:30:34 PM
Is what it is I guess :/

That said OMG SLAYERS GUNDAM WARHAMMER FABLES etc...

how was Fables after

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the "adversary" thread closed up. i loved it but sort of felt i could walk away at that point
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Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 22, 2011, 11:30:15 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:31:16 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 22, 2011, 09:59:15 PM
MAF's aunt yelled at me on facebook :'(

Wasn't it because of CURSE WORDS?

Probably because he's a GODLESS LIBRUL SODOMITE
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 11:51:52 PM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 22, 2011, 11:30:15 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:31:16 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 22, 2011, 09:59:15 PM
MAF's aunt yelled at me on facebook :'(

Wasn't it because of CURSE WORDS?

Probably because he's a GODLESS LIBRUL SODOMITE

Yeah pretty much- I think its more that shes kind of a purde and not so much that shes religious- I was more shocked that she thinks I dont hear horrible things normally. My day is full of horrible jokes told with friends.

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Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 10:30:34 PM
Is what it is I guess :/

That said OMG SLAYERS GUNDAM WARHAMMER FABLES etc...

how was Fables after

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the "adversary" thread closed up. i loved it but sort of felt i could walk away at that point
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I actually haven't read the books after that point- I own the TPBs, even the once off ones like the Cinderalla one (which I did read and liked a lot) but yeah something about that arc closing makes it weird to go back. I will- just not right away apparently.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Diunx on August 22, 2011, 11:59:29 PM: Is tvc's dick still funtional?
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 12:01:06 AM: Haven't asked- he hasn't spent hours crying so probably? I'd cry if mine stopped working.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:04:21 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 22, 2011, 11:05:23 PM
startin from scratch!

What's the new gimmick?
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM: Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads :bow
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

All the food shows I watch are on Travel Channel: Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food. Food network is for Sandra Lee and her tig ol' bitties.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2011, 12:10:14 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads :bow
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

All the food shows I watch are on Travel Channel: Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food. Food network is for Sandra Lee and her tig ol' bitties.

[youtube=560,345]x-VNg9y4pB4[/youtube]
:-[
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 12:11:15 AM: Food Network Channel has SO gone down hill.

Ace of Cakes: CANCELLED
Food Truck Race: RIGGED
Restaraunt Impossible: SCRIPTED
Heat Seekers: distinguished mentally-challenged
THATSTUPIDSWEETSSHOW: distinguished mentally-challenged
Tough Cookies: HORRIBLEIWANTTODIE
Cupcake Wars: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Next Food Network Star: SCRIPTED
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2011, 12:12:38 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads :bow
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food.

:bow

Also, not a food show but, Samantha Brown.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 12:13:51 AM: Yeah Samantha Brown is still crazy hot imo- but shes kinda a prude; she was all WEIRD about the prostitution in Amsterdam
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 23, 2011, 01:37:40 AM: what the fuck my laptop shits out and i go away for a weekend and MAF comes back
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 01:49:45 AM: That's how I KNEW
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Beezy on August 23, 2011, 02:01:17 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads :bow
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

All the food shows I watch are on Travel Channel: Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food. Food network is for Sandra Lee and her tig ol' bitties.
Bourdain > *
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 23, 2011, 02:22:23 AM: I want to be Anthony Bourdain when I grow up.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 23, 2011, 02:30:06 AM: Bourdain is awesome. I do find it interesting that he quit his Food Network show and moved to Travel Channel even though they're both owned by the same company.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: pilonv1 on August 23, 2011, 02:50:24 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 12:11:15 AM
Food Network Channel has SO gone down hill.

Ace of Cakes: CANCELLED
Food Truck Race: RIGGED
Restaraunt Impossible: SCRIPTED
Heat Seekers: distinguished mentally-challenged
THATSTUPIDSWEETSSHOW: distinguished mentally-challenged
Tough Cookies: HORRIBLEIWANTTODIE
Cupcake Wars: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Next Food Network Star: SCRIPTED

Don't they also have the midget chocolatiers show too?
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 03:26:51 AM: wasnt that cancelled? They had ICE BRIGADE too which was boring and cancelled
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 23, 2011, 03:41:42 AM: my sister-in-law asked me not to curse on facebook because she's a teacher and some of her students are on her friend list and i was like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP ON THE NEWS
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: pilonv1 on August 23, 2011, 08:19:31 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 23, 2011, 03:26:51 AM
wasnt that cancelled? They had ICE BRIGADE too which was boring and cancelled

NFI I just saw it on The Soup once
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Brehvolution on August 23, 2011, 09:07:01 AM: Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on August 23, 2011, 03:41:42 AM
my sister-in-law asked me not to curse on facebook because she's a teacher and some of her students are on her friend list and i was like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU'RE GONNA END UP ON THE NEWS
:rofl
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 11:44:23 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 23, 2011, 12:10:14 AM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2011, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: Beezy on August 22, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2011, 07:49:09 PM
the return of Food Network and Slayers threads :bow
Travel Channel > Food Network

Yeah, I went there.

All the food shows I watch are on Travel Channel: Bourdain, Zimmern and Man vs Food. Food network is for Sandra Lee and her tig ol' bitties.

[youtube=560,345]x-VNg9y4pB4[/youtube]
:-[

Funny how I mentioned her even before seeing your post of this vid in the outside links.

Damn, that's hot. Sandra needs to release a semi-homemade AV.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: etiolate on August 24, 2011, 12:33:44 AM: heat seekers might be better if it wasn't for the hosts

I love to watch Diners Drive-Ins and Dives, but now that I've been to a couple of the places they show, I don't really trust the show.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 24, 2011, 12:37:50 AM: Yeah, I hate how Guy makes everything sound like it's the best he's ever eaten. At one of the places he recommended (Hodad's in San Diego), the boss actually became very good friends with Guy. I think he just wants everyone to like him, which is detrimental to giving an honest opinion or including the right places in his shows.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: etiolate on August 24, 2011, 12:48:06 AM: He opens and promotes a lot of restaurants in the California area. He's more a restauranteer than a chef.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 24, 2011, 01:12:26 AM: To be fair not all of the places on his show are shit- theyre supposedly selected from viewer suggestions.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 08:07:58 AM: Travel Channel doesn't have Giada's cleavage or the hot bitch talking about tacos all day.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2011, 09:38:52 AM: taco taco cleavage taco. taco taco pussy tacos.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 01:19:25 PM: :drool Nothing better than being hungry and horny at the same time.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 24, 2011, 01:22:35 PM: :omg

You're not eating my sausage!
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Post by: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 01:41:18 PM: That's correct. I'm in no way, shape or form putting your sausage in my mouth. 8)
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2011, 12:16:58 AM: Quote from: lennedsay on August 24, 2011, 08:07:58 AM
Travel Channel doesn't have Giada's cleavage or the hot bitch talking about tacos all day.

Travel Channel did have that one show with Hefner's ex-gf. Plus they've got Samantha Brown; I like her, she's perky.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: lennedsay on August 25, 2011, 12:25:21 AM: Oh yea?

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Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 12:48:13 AM: not a fan. she looks weird :'(
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Post by: lennedsay on August 25, 2011, 12:55:20 AM: Her tits look fine to me ???

Oh, you mean her face? I haven't gotten around to checking that out yet.
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Post by: BlackMage on August 25, 2011, 09:14:29 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on August 25, 2011, 12:55:20 AM
Her tits look fine to me ???

Oh, you mean her face? I haven't gotten around to checking that out yet.

god yer so dikey
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 09:21:05 PM: yea it's something about her face, gives me a Joker vibe
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Post by: BlackMage on August 25, 2011, 09:24:15 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 09:21:05 PM
yea it's something about her face, gives me a Joker vibe

dude, bro, BOOBS
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 10:09:07 PM: I'm not really into boobs, to be honest. They're cool in the way Die Hard 2 is cool: it's alright, but if you see it on television you probably won't stop and watch. I'm an ass man. To me asses are like, dunno man, Die Hard 1 or Mr. Rogers. Something I'm gonna stop and watch no matter what.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: BlackMage on August 25, 2011, 10:15:56 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 10:09:07 PM
I'm not really into boobs, to be honest. They're cool in the way Die Hard 2 is cool: it's alright, but if you see it on television you probably won't stop and watch. I'm an ass man. To me asses are like, dunno man, Die Hard 1 or Mr. Rogers. Something I'm gonna stop and watch no matter what.

da fuck >:(
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Post by: brob on August 25, 2011, 10:17:48 PM: thread title justified.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2011, 11:13:37 PM: There's being black and then there's being an idiot, Maurice.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on August 26, 2011, 12:27:23 AM: PD's not saying boobs are bad though, just that he likes ass much better. It's understandable for a black guy.

I used to think I was a boobs guy until I dated a girl that was stacked. Playing with them was fun for awhile but eventually I got tired of it. It was sorta like kneading dough.

I figured out that I'm really an abs and arms guy. I just want a girl with washboard abs and steel triceps that I'd rub all day.
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Post by: Diunx on August 26, 2011, 01:10:55 AM: As a latino I definitely understand PD's point of view.
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Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 01:12:43 AM: boobs are great, ass is great, women are great, i love vag tightly nestled around my penis and the smell of a woman's cheap perfume after a good blowjob.

hit me up len
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Post by: Diunx on August 26, 2011, 01:14:18 AM: Wow that's pretty offensive himu! I'm pretty sure len doesn't use cheap perfume.
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Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 01:15:06 AM: oh wow, you're right

sorry len
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 01:15:32 AM: I'm even more of a face guy than an ass guy, tbh. I like pretty faces, eyes, long black hair, etc. I used to play with my ex's hair all the time, and rub her back. Didn't really touch her boobs much. It always seemed...wrong or something dunno.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 01:17:09 AM: Eyes are what turns me on the most about a woman. Does that make me weird.

Now you're being ridiculous, maurice. breasts are wonderful.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 26, 2011, 01:21:39 AM: When you get to be my age, a chick that isn't obviously mental and doesn't like rom-coms is about all I ask for.

...no fatties.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 01:33:26 AM: Many women seem to be willing to sit through just about any manly shit (sports, Die Hard, etc) just to be in your vicinity; it's that cuddle mentality or whatever. So in my experience, sitting through what they want to watch wins major points. And sometimes you get to watch something good, like Julie and Julia which is an awesome movie, admit it. Of course sometimes you have to watch a shitty Lifetime movie or Glee... :-\
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Diunx on August 26, 2011, 01:34:17 AM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 26, 2011, 01:21:39 AM

...no fatties.

Your lost.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 01:34:41 AM: rom coms aren't all bad
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 26, 2011, 02:22:49 AM: You two aren't even hairs on a man's ass. Fucking rom coms, seriously? Turn your testicles in, please.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2011, 10:25:42 AM: Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 26, 2011, 02:22:49 AM
You two aren't even hairs on a man's ass. Fucking rom coms, seriously? Turn your testicles in, please.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is a pretty good movie :(
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 03:28:49 PM: It's not a rom com, but I've seen Save The Last Dance like 10 times, with two women
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Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 03:39:29 PM: I like Love and Basketball

Though that swings more on the Rom part and has about zero comedy.

Fuck it, who cares if I like a good love story! Some of the best stories are love stories! VERTIGO! CASABLANCA! ROMEO AND JULIET!
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2011, 03:47:24 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 26, 2011, 03:28:49 PM
It's not a rom com, but I've seen Save The Last Dance like 10 times, with two women
oh see now that's where I draw the line. My wife knows the only type of movie I won't watch with her is dancing movies. I can't stand that shit. It's always so formulaic (surprisingly moreso than a regular romantic movie) and cliche. I hate them I hate them I hate them. Especially since they always have an extra level of douche where they try hard to be hip. Fuck I hate dance movies.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2011, 04:03:59 PM: but they often have great dancing in them!
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Post by: Mupepe on August 26, 2011, 04:09:15 PM: yeah but i'm not gay enough to care. i have tolerated dancing in my life because women like it and it often leads to sex. There's no reason for me to watch a movie about it. The only dancing I care about learning is ballroom dancing and shit like that. I don't give a fuck about salsa and "modern" dance.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2011, 04:11:44 PM: Her shows lame now, she always brings her doofy ass loser husband on and im like wtf how'd that happen
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Post by: Barry Egan on August 26, 2011, 07:04:59 PM: Does punch drunk love count as a rom com? Cuz that movie owns.
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Post by: BlackMage on August 26, 2011, 07:31:24 PM: ohhh rom com means romantics comedy haha i kept wondering wtf you guys were talking about. :-[
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Post by: lennedsay on August 26, 2011, 09:09:39 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on August 26, 2011, 07:31:24 PM
ohhh rom com means romantics comedy haha i kept wondering wtf you guys were talking about. :-[

Thank you! I didn't know either... :-[

Or maybe that's a good thing we didn't know. 8)
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Beezy on August 27, 2011, 01:48:22 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 26, 2011, 12:27:23 AM
PD's not saying boobs are bad though, just that he likes ass much better. It's understandable for a black guy.

I used to think I was a boobs guy until I dated a girl that was stacked. Playing with them was fun for awhile but eventually I got tired of it. It was sorta like kneading dough.
...with your mouth?
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Mupepe on August 28, 2011, 10:19:09 AM: the goal is to find a girl who is proportioned. variety is the spice of life. I don't care how big of an ass/boob man you are, if you are with a girl for a long time who has one but not the other, you will find yourself unsatisfied. Find a girl that has enough of both for you.

For me though, no tits is a deal breaker from the beginning. small tits are GROSS. Small B's (depending on the build of the girl) and all A's are disgusting. they look like swollen chesticles or pollen sacks. Gross gross gross gross. and they feel even worse. there's not enough tit in them to make them firm and fantastic so they end up feeling like half filled water balloons. no thank you.

a flat ass is just as bad but much more rare
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 28, 2011, 10:53:58 AM: When I slap an ass, I want to see it shake.

You can quote me on that.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: Diunx on August 28, 2011, 11:21:10 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on August 28, 2011, 10:53:58 AM
When I slap an ass, I want to see it shake.

You can quote me on that.

:bow
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 28, 2011, 11:32:15 AM: :nsfw
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Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 28, 2011, 12:15:56 PM: the chick that walks behind her is better looking. what's her name?
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Post by: lennedsay on August 28, 2011, 01:55:56 PM: That's her sister Kourtney.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: BlackMage on August 28, 2011, 02:45:22 PM: this thread is way different than how it started. We are all just of bunch of horny bastards who turn every thread into an orgy.
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2011, 03:19:04 PM: that's evilbore!
Title: Re: Now hold on a gawdamned minute
Post by: E-DuB on August 28, 2011, 10:59:49 PM: :hyper MAF's BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hyper

Quote from: BlackMage on August 28, 2011, 02:45:22 PM
this thread is way different than how it started. We are all just of bunch of horny bastards who turn every thread into an orgy.
Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2011, 03:19:04 PM
that's evilbore!

That's the best part! :hump