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Title: Livin in Illinois
Post by: GilloD on August 31, 2011, 08:17:37 PM
1- Turns out our apartment doesn;t have central AC like the dude said it did. It's currently 94 degrees.
2- Turns out the apartment used to be a frat house until they raped a girl. We unscrewed the basement door and it turns out there;s a huge hidden party area down there. This is not bad luck
3- We paid this dude 120$ to restore 2 bikes for us. Our friend got a bike from him. But now it looks like he took our 120$ and dissapeared
4- 2 cable outlets don't work
5- Turning on the oven trips the smoke alarm.
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Bebpo on August 31, 2011, 08:19:30 PM
Quote from: GilloD on August 31, 2011, 08:17:37 PM
2- Turns out the apartment used to be a frat house until they raped a girl. We unscrewed the basement door and it turns out there;s a huge hidden party area down there. This is not bad luck

This sounds like a plot from every horror porn movie ever.  BE CAREFUL.
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 31, 2011, 08:21:52 PM
How's the heating? Winter is coming
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Where the hell in IL are you? Jesus...
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 31, 2011, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Where the hell in IL are you? Jesus...

From the sound of it, Rapeville.
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: demi on August 31, 2011, 11:59:44 PM
Why can't you live in the Suburbs like a timely white man?
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: lennedsay on September 01, 2011, 12:06:28 AM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 31, 2011, 11:58:54 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on August 31, 2011, 08:23:08 PM
Where the hell in IL are you? Jesus...

From the sound of it, Rapeville.

Sounds awesome! :hyper
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Diunx on September 01, 2011, 12:09:13 AM
Oh no my apartment doesn't have central air!

/first world whine.
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 01, 2011, 02:29:10 AM
Damn mo more crazy korea stories...
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2011, 11:00:30 AM
Hows the dumpster look?
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: GilloD on September 01, 2011, 03:39:44 PM
Quote from: Diunx on September 01, 2011, 12:09:13 AM
Oh no my apartment doesn't have central air!

/first world whine.

It's currently 96 degrees indoors.
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Bloodwake on September 02, 2011, 10:37:21 PM
Holy fuck, I live in Illinois now too? WHERE?

I totally defected from KYbore and now am starting ILLIBORE.

Edit: and YES it's fucking HOT here. 100 degrees tomorrow here in Springfield.
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2011, 12:24:00 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on September 02, 2011, 10:37:21 PM
Holy fuck, I live in Illinois now too? WHERE?

I totally defected from KYbore and now am starting ILLIBORE.

Edit: and YES it's fucking HOT here. 100 degrees tomorrow here in Springfield.

Bloomington-Normal. GTF up here and play board games with me.
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: BlackMage on September 03, 2011, 01:13:29 AM
Quote from: GilloD on September 03, 2011, 12:24:00 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on September 02, 2011, 10:37:21 PM
Holy fuck, I live in Illinois now too? WHERE?

I totally defected from KYbore and now am starting ILLIBORE.

Edit: and YES it's fucking HOT here. 100 degrees tomorrow here in Springfield.

Bloomington-Normal. GTF up here and play board games with me.

not in yo house! no central air!
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Bloodwake on September 03, 2011, 01:00:00 PM
Quote from: GilloD on September 03, 2011, 12:24:00 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on September 02, 2011, 10:37:21 PM
Holy fuck, I live in Illinois now too? WHERE?

I totally defected from KYbore and now am starting ILLIBORE.

Edit: and YES it's fucking HOT here. 100 degrees tomorrow here in Springfield.

Bloomington-Normal. GTF up here and play board games with me.
Holy fuck dude, I live an hour (possibly less) away! Going to have to come up and visit one of these days.
Title: Re: Livin in Illinois
Post by: Bloodwake on September 03, 2011, 01:07:29 PM
Also, the positive of Bloomington is while it has the college crowd, it has much more jobs than Springfield. The negative is the college crowd, which isn't present in Springfield as much.