YOU'VE probably seen the "boyfriend chair" in clothing stores for bored shopping companions.
Now IKEA has taken the concept one step further by creating a “crèche” for retail-weary men, complete with Xbox consoles, pinball machines, continuous televised sport and free hot dogs.
:bow IKEA :bow2
:bow IKEA :bow2
NO GIRLS ALLOWED! >:(
:bow IKEA :bow2
NO GIRLS ALLOWED! >:(
who would serve the hotdogs in skimpy outfits then?
:bow IKEA :bow2
NO GIRLS ALLOWED! >:(
:bow IKEA :bow2
NO GIRLS ALLOWED! >:(
Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.
It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.
:bow IKEA :bow2
NO GIRLS ALLOWED! >:(
Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.
It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.
:bow IKEA :bow2
NO GIRLS ALLOWED! >:(
Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.
It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.
you are so MEAN :'(
*sniffle* yes ma'am! :-\
* looks to manbore* fuck you guys!! :maf
:bow IKEA :bow2
NO GIRLS ALLOWED! >:(
Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.
It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.
:lol holy shit MANNIHILATION
IKEA made a Hot Dog Bar!! :rockspoiler (click to show/hide)Still wouldn't go to IKEA more than once in a year. 1) It's in the burbs. 2) Millions of people from the burbs.[close]
IKEA made a Hot Dog Bar!! :rockspoiler (click to show/hide)Still wouldn't go to IKEA more than once in a year. 1) It's in the burbs. 2) Millions of people from the burbs.[close]
don't you live in the burbs?
Oh, I thought I saw a pic of your house where it was by itself and had a yard. Looked like the 'burbs to me.
Oh, I thought I saw a pic of your house where it was by itself and had a yard. Looked like the 'burbs to me.
I don't live "downtown," but I'm nowhere near the burbs. I do own a single family home, but we have a crazy small font/side yard. My backyard is a tiny patio with an alley/easement. Across the street from us is I-5 and a fire station. Bars and shops are just down the street.
Oh, I thought I saw a pic of your house where it was by itself and had a yard. Looked like the 'burbs to me.
I don't live "downtown," but I'm nowhere near the burbs. I do own a single family home, but we have a crazy small font/side yard. My backyard is a tiny patio with an alley/easement. Across the street from us is I-5 and a fire station. Bars and shops are just down the street.
Relative best of both worlds. Nice.
Is this only happening down under?
This is quite embarrassing, even for Australia
IKEA made a Hot Dog Bar!! :rockspoiler (click to show/hide)Still wouldn't go to IKEA more than once in a year. 1) It's in the burbs. 2) Millions of people from the burbs.[close]
This is quite embarrassing, even for Australia
i just can't stand putting together furniture
i don't know what that means. i know i'm not the most manly guy but fuck, who likes putting this shit together?
This is quite embarrassing, even for Australia
:bow IKEA :bow2
NO GIRLS ALLOWED! >:(
who would serve the hotdogs in skimpy outfits then?
me :-*
i just can't stand putting together furniture
i don't know what that means. i know i'm not the most manly guy but fuck, who likes putting this shit together?
I do, shit's fun.
We went to the Ikea in Kobe today. Bought a couple of PEOUEN or POïNGU or some crazy-assed named chairs. At their cafeteria, I had hard cider and meatballs with lingonberry sauce for lunch, with a creme brulee that was better than it deserved to be, so it's all good.
No MANLAND, no other LANDS were encountered.
agreedi just can't stand putting together furniture
i don't know what that means. i know i'm not the most manly guy but fuck, who likes putting this shit together?
I do, shit's fun.
Indeed. Though preferably no the hex-head-lock-nut type stuff that comes out of Ikea.
Gimme NAILS
We went to the Ikea in Kobe today. Bought a couple of PEOUEN or POïNGU or some crazy-assed named chairs. At their cafeteria, I had hard cider and meatballs with lingonberry sauce for lunch, with a creme brulee that was better than it deserved to be, so it's all good.
No MANLAND, no other LANDS were encountered.
pffff, you are like a walking embassy of MANLAND homeboy. You got diplomatic plates and all that shit.