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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on September 02, 2011, 03:46:54 AM

Title: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2011, 03:46:54 AM
what's a good way to get thc out of the body for drug testing (job interviews)

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Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 02, 2011, 04:05:27 AM
Only time my friend.

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Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2011, 04:11:11 AM
well now i'm turned on
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: The Sceneman on September 02, 2011, 04:12:44 AM
yeah I just had a smoke. feels good  :-*

edit: what kinda interviews drug test you?! You applying at job site?
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2011, 04:13:22 AM
now get naked
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 02, 2011, 04:36:06 AM
When is the test? You could just, you know, not smoke until afterwards.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T-Short on September 02, 2011, 04:40:15 AM
When is the test? You could just, you know, not smoke until afterwards.

Seems like an amazing solution, how did you think of this?
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 02, 2011, 04:50:19 AM
Dude is a psychologist so he helps people all the time with life changing concepts

:bow Gundam :bow2
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 02, 2011, 05:00:36 AM
When is the test? You could just, you know, not smoke until afterwards.

Seems like an amazing solution, how did you think of this?

It came to me when I realized how dumb the original question was.  8)
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T-Short on September 02, 2011, 05:07:47 AM
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Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: The Sceneman on September 02, 2011, 05:31:56 AM
how do I start being a gundam enthusiast? Ive been wanting to get into these super robots. Whats a good series to start watching?
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Positive Touch on September 02, 2011, 07:36:38 AM
if it's for a work drug test just use some of that synthetic urine. no one's looking at yr dick while yr peeing; you'll be fine.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 02, 2011, 08:51:50 AM
how do I start being a gundam enthusiast? Ive been wanting to get into these super robots. Whats a good series to start watching?

G Gundam
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Boogie on September 02, 2011, 09:22:08 AM
what's a good way to get thc out of the body for drug testing (job interviews)

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What's the job/company?
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2011, 09:45:10 AM
Sadly, if you're a stoner, most of the people you know well enough to borrow urine from are also stoners.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Brehvolution on September 02, 2011, 11:12:27 AM
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Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T234 on September 02, 2011, 11:27:49 AM
Urine doesn't show age you know. It's messed up but you can use some younger cousin or something.

Edit: gender also is indeterminable, despite rumours to the contrary. And I dunno man most stoners I know have friends who don't smoke. In my circles it seems you prefer to drink or smoke *shrug*

Untrue, they can detect a different gender if you get your urine from a pregnant woman.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T234 on September 02, 2011, 11:57:51 AM
Only reason I know that is because a few years ago a very good friend of mine broke his probation like that. He used his wife's urine and didn't know she was pregnant, ended up going back to jail for five years. Gets out next month, liable to the craziest party that wasn't put on by the Hell's Angels this state has ever seen.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T234 on September 02, 2011, 12:45:07 PM
You would think he would have hired a better one seeing as how he made 60 grand a week, but he never would hire Gatewood.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2011, 12:46:54 PM
Eh who cares. No one has called me for a drug test, I'm just worried I might.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2011, 01:12:55 PM
thanks to reddit I now have confidence in my smoking. the problem is that i don't have high tolerance to thc and I end up smoking too much. But this time I smoked at an even pace, didn't feel tempted to go all out with my pals, and I didn't end up getting a panic attack
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T234 on September 02, 2011, 01:50:42 PM
I cut down to like an ounce a week. He probably still couldn't keep up with me.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 02, 2011, 05:06:44 PM
So rather than give up weed for a month, you want to do stupid shit like lug around borrowed urine in the hopes that nobody will catch you with it.  Some businesses require someone there to watch you urinate.

Good luck with that.

I don't really get why people do stupid shit like this.

When is the test? You could just, you know, not smoke until afterwards.

You crazy!?  Weed is like totally my life man.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T234 on September 02, 2011, 05:55:21 PM
Yeah, if you're gonna get on your high horse, you're gonna make it on my ignore list really fast.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T-Short on September 02, 2011, 06:07:07 PM
What's this about getting high on horse?
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: T234 on September 02, 2011, 06:31:05 PM
Horse is overrated. It's a nap in a syringe.
Title: Re: I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high
Post by: chronovore on September 03, 2011, 11:24:16 AM
What's this about getting high on horse?
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