Why would you have porn on your phone or computer? It's all about streaming now!
In high school I gave a report on anime.
None of this sounds really embarrassing.
In high school I gave a report on anime.
Kill me
Back when I was a gradeschool moron knew this kid that I didnt like, but he had an NES with SMB, so I pretended to be his friend (kids are dicks) but id only ever come over to play NES. One day I called his house and was like hey can I come over and hes like yeah then his Mom takes the phone and dresses me down cause she picked up on the fact that I seemed to only hang out with him when it involved the NES. I still come over that day and had a boring afternoon of hanging out with someone I didnt like, after that I stopped going to his place lol.
Back when I was a gradeschool moron knew this kid that I didnt like, but he had an NES with SMB, so I pretended to be his friend (kids are dicks) but id only ever come over to play NES. One day I called his house and was like hey can I come over and hes like yeah then his Mom takes the phone and dresses me down cause she picked up on the fact that I seemed to only hang out with him when it involved the NES. I still come over that day and had a boring afternoon of hanging out with someone I didnt like, after that I stopped going to his place lol.
Back when I was a gradeschool moron knew this kid that I didnt like, but he had an NES with SMB, so I pretended to be his friend (kids are dicks) but id only ever come over to play NES. One day I called his house and was like hey can I come over and hes like yeah then his Mom takes the phone and dresses me down cause she picked up on the fact that I seemed to only hang out with him when it involved the NES. I still come over that day and had a boring afternoon of hanging out with someone I didnt like, after that I stopped going to his place lol.
i wouldn't know where to startThis. So I won't.
He said as long as the reservoir wasnt full of blood too we didn't have a problem.
also the time i ate a little dead dog's vagina
:nsfwspoiler (click to show/hide)7 years ago a local restaurant started serving a spicy taco/Mexican pizza, so my roommate and myself decided to try it out. Half way through the pizza I had the most urgent code brown, and ran to the communal bathroom. I couldn't take off my pants in time and dropped the bomb fully clothed.
was stuck in the bathroom, "what the fuck do I do now?" That's when I realized nobody was at the bathroom, and I was wearing that terrorist white dress. So I took off my pants, washed myself, and threw the shamefully stained pants in the next stall, "Nobody would suspect who it belongs to." And walked out with nothing underneath paki dress all the way back to my room. Needless to say I started using a different floor's bathroom ever since.[close]
Probably TMI, but that's probably the most embarrassing thing that happened to me recently.
had trouble finding the light switch and trouble with the toilet seat but managed to figure it out.How the fuck did this happen? did they have a tv in the toilet? or is their living room that small and had only one door?
Turns out that i'd not found the toilet at all, but rather their tv set and video recorder which i'd managed to piss all over
I brought a VHS tape with intent of showing the class the beauty of the vision of Escaflowne. I showed them a pre-rewinded clip of a fight and was like "anime is very special to me". I can't watch that scene in Escaflowne without shuddering now. It was like I was bebpo but 16 years old. My lowest moment.
God I hate teenagers.
Oh man, once I was at a magic tournament
Oh man, once I was at a magic tournament
that's all you needed to say, breh
Oh man, once I was at a magic tournament
that's all you needed to say, breh
Did you just type that while wearing clothes mommy bought you?
Oh man, once I was at a magic tournament
that's all you needed to say, breh
Did you just type that while wearing clothes mommy bought you?
nah son, I'm wearing an MMA tap-out shirt I borrowed from my dad and forgot to give back, some shorts I bought, and some socks my grandma bought (Christmas)
Oh man, once I was at a magic tournament
that's all you needed to say, breh
Did you just type that while wearing clothes mommy bought you?
nah son, I'm wearing an MMA tap-out shirt I borrowed from my dad and forgot to give back, some shorts I bought, and some socks my grandma bought (Christmas)
I play card games if theyre in as a videogame- otherwise its just not my thing. Not really looking to get into a culture for any of my hobbies really- tends to get in the way of friends/work. Half the reason I quit WoW a year ago.
Needless to say, I started taking shits every day after that.
In the fifth grade, I didn't understand why it was weird to wear daisy dukes. I blame my parent for that one though.