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Title: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 10:24:49 PM
I'm betting 5 bucks on failed car bomb attempt @ ground zero reconstruction site, NYC

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/09/08/terrorism.threat/index.html
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2011, 10:28:18 PM
I bet they finally get around to hitting REAL MURKINS somewhere like Bumfuck, Nebraska.  Cause that's a valuable target.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 10:29:47 PM
colonel mustard, library, candlestick

lol its posts like this and creepy old guy's on the obama thread that make me wish this forum had rep :(
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2011, 10:32:46 PM
"obama was too busy giving a campaign speech to make sure the country was secure"

Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: brob on September 08, 2011, 10:36:55 PM
I'm sure the is some republican working in homeland security that will keep y'all safe.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 08, 2011, 10:53:48 PM
Lets hope nothing happens
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Consul on September 08, 2011, 11:21:56 PM
oh no, its too late! they struck at our heart and soul!

Quote
(CNN) -- One woman died and at least eight other people were hospitalized after being exposed to an odor at a McDonald's restaurant in eastern Georgia, a police chief said Thursday.
 
Police and fire personnel were called to one of the chain's restaurants in Pooler, just west of Savannah, about 11:50 a.m. Wednesday, Pooler Police Chief Mark Revenew said.
 
Upon arrival, first responders found two people unconscious in the women's restroom and also "became stricken (by) an odor," according to Revenew.
 
Pooler Fire Chief Wade Simmons said crews "immediately backed out and put on their breathing apparatus," at which point they re-entered the bathroom.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/09/08/georgia.mcdonalds.death/
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Diunx on September 09, 2011, 08:45:12 AM
They should definitely do something to avenge bin landen other wise they will look like punk ass bitches.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 09, 2011, 09:09:20 AM
NO one is doing shit 'cause I heard Allah is short on virgins right now. I know I'd be hesitant to do myself in if I wasn't sure I'd get my fair share of them non-broken hymen folk.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Eric P on September 09, 2011, 09:27:31 AM
lots of additional police presence in the subways today.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 09, 2011, 09:41:26 AM
They'll probably blow something up in Iraq. Brown-on-Brown violence, oh no you really showed us Mr. Bad Terrorist Man!
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Bebpo on September 09, 2011, 12:34:40 PM
Well if they strike today, they're probably not terrorists, more likely bitter sega fans.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Eric P on September 09, 2011, 01:34:27 PM
pretty suspicious considering the source of the speculation...
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: BlackMage on September 09, 2011, 03:37:05 PM
Well if they strike today, they're probably not terrorists, more likely bitter sega fans.

*walkie-talkie* TAKE HIM OUT, HE'S ON TO US, OVER.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: drew on September 09, 2011, 03:37:21 PM
i don't know, depends on what they do drills for the day before :smug
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: T234 on September 09, 2011, 04:36:34 PM
YOU GONNA GET ME FOLLOWED WRATH
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Boogie on September 09, 2011, 06:50:01 PM
YOU GONNA GET ME FOLLOWED WRATH

How do you know you're not already?
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Diunx on September 09, 2011, 06:58:28 PM
Sheeeeit!
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: T234 on September 09, 2011, 08:30:50 PM
They ain't very subtle in this country, Boogie :lol
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Boogie on September 09, 2011, 08:38:20 PM
They ain't very subtle in this country, Boogie :lol


How would you know if they were? ;)
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: T234 on September 09, 2011, 09:04:29 PM
Been followed before, I know what to look for  ;).
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Mandark on September 09, 2011, 09:12:12 PM
I'm hoping for one of those almost endearingly idiotic attempts, like when Walter al-Mitty tried to bring down the Brooklyn Bridge using a blowtorch.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Boogie on September 09, 2011, 09:15:36 PM
Been followed before, I know what to look for  ;).

I'll let you keep believing that then.  :teehee
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2011, 10:00:28 PM
Are you seriously saying you, local Mr. Kentuckian drug dealer/Confidence Man extraordinaire would be able to tell if the feds were snooping around? smh
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: T234 on September 09, 2011, 10:27:10 PM
I'm not a drug dealer or confidence man, PD. Never have been, never will be.
EDIT: That was unwise on my part.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2011, 10:29:00 PM
I saw the pre-edit. Now you have to kill me
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 09, 2011, 10:29:13 PM
I'm not a drug dealer or confidence man, PD. Never have been, never will be. [EDIT THAT I SAW]

Yet this guy you edited out couldn't get you a better job than porn store clerk?
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Boogie on September 09, 2011, 10:32:00 PM
PM on the pre-edit, plz.

k thx bye.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Boogie on September 09, 2011, 10:33:21 PM
I'm not a drug dealer or confidence man, PD. Never have been, never will be.


See, now that's the sort of equivocation that sets off alarm bells on trained interrogators.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: T234 on September 09, 2011, 10:34:13 PM
You guys don't understand how reputations work in this state, so I'm just gonna not say any further.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Boogie on September 09, 2011, 10:52:54 PM
You guys don't understand how reputations work in this state, so I'm just gonna not say any further.

Aww, don't pussy out now, Thor, things were just getting interesting.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Boogie on September 09, 2011, 11:11:07 PM
So how many cash runs have you made for Clay Davis, anyway, Thor?
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 09, 2011, 11:21:53 PM
So what happened? Did I accidentally fuck Thor over?

Hey, what happens in a Kentucky truck stop stays in a Kentucky truck stop.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Positive Touch on September 10, 2011, 12:40:59 AM
So what happened? Did I accidentally fuck Thor over?

Hey, what happens in a Kentucky truck stop stays in a Kentucky truck stop.

until you brag about it on the internets
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2011, 01:42:21 PM
give me pics of thor and boogie
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Trent Dole on September 10, 2011, 02:10:34 PM
Bunch of criminals up in here.
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2011, 02:46:36 PM
Three terrorists, perhaps one a US citizen while the others entered the country by plane. I hope they find these guys fast
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2011, 07:06:15 PM
3 stolen trucks were added to an NYPD database due to the threat - CNN
Officials are trying to locate two missing U-Haul vans in Maryland - CNN
Title: Re: Anyone wanna place bets on where/if the terrorists will strike this weekend?
Post by: Barry Egan on September 10, 2011, 07:34:53 PM
ugh I'm working on the upper east side all morning tomorrow.  green man has the rights to my memorial thread.