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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2011, 08:24:39 AM

Title: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2011, 08:24:39 AM: http://www.1up.com/features/japanese-games-breaking-west

1. Moe
2. Everything is designed for animu-loving manbabies (this should actually be 1a)
3. They fear our huge gajin penises.

Basically what we've all known all along.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: pilonv1 on September 13, 2011, 08:40:29 AM: shame I figured out why 1up sucks long ago
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: demi on September 13, 2011, 08:49:55 AM: Sounds about right. I do have a nice penis.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: naff on September 13, 2011, 09:08:58 AM: Japanese games breaking up with the West ??? eh, no doubt they'd sell them here if we bought them, we just don't want the loli pedo shit ffs*. It's more accurate to say the West is breaking up with Japanese games...

Everything in that article is anecdotal too. Like reading some shitty game bloggers interpretation of japanese culture after taking a trip there and talking to a few devs.... oh wait :teehee

edit:

* then again the mass market here seems pretty resistant to most anything outside of a handful of behemoth franchises, Japanese or not
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Brehvolution on September 13, 2011, 09:16:12 AM: Quote from: demi on September 13, 2011, 08:49:55 AM
Sounds about right. I do have a nice penis.

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Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 13, 2011, 09:39:25 AM: Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 13, 2011, 09:27:55 AM
americans only interested in american culture

japanese only interested in japanese culture

dropping the megatons all over the place here 1up

tomorrow's breaking story, japanese men largely impotent, american women largely large

Aside from gaming forums?
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: magus on September 13, 2011, 09:40:56 AM: Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on September 13, 2011, 09:27:55 AM
americans only interested in american culture

japanese only interested in japanese culture

dropping the megatons all over the place here 1up

tomorrow's breaking story, japanese men largely impotent, american women largely large

make a football game but replace all the player with loli's

there i got you your million wordseller
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 13, 2011, 09:45:00 AM: Moe is pretty shit tho, all critcisms about the article aside

and yes, big penises are probably scary too
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2011, 09:51:29 AM: What in the fuck are they talking about? This year I played Ghost Trick, 50 hours of Super Street Fighter IV and Marvel VS Capcom 3 a piece, Tactics Ogre, Shadows of the Damned, Catherine, TWO Dynasty Warriors games, and some other shit. All of which are the antithesis to this shit they're talking about: no moe, adult oriented themes, and global appeal.

Maybe, just maybe, the writer of this article is a dude with shit and close-minded taste on games compared to my superior eclectic tastes. Because while I played all dat I'm playing shit like Alice (sucks), Enslaved, and getting ready for Saints Row the Third and Skyrim.

How bout you just play games and shut the fuck up, faggit?
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 13, 2011, 09:54:59 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 13, 2011, 09:45:00 AM
and yes, big penises are probably scary too

Racist!
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 13, 2011, 09:55:48 AM: im a quarter japanese! thankfully the other three quarters are PURE GIANT PENIS
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: demi on September 13, 2011, 10:00:08 AM: Alice is awesome.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2011, 10:06:47 AM: Overly long with dreadful pacing
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: tiesto on September 13, 2011, 10:09:56 AM: Article totally skipped the demographic and economic issues Japan has been getting hit with lately... I think a much lower birthrate (i.e. new people to bring into the world of gaming, to replace the adults who are moving on), plus a stagnant economy, means that Japanese companies are forced to:

-make loli moe games for the small, but extremely loyal otaku market
-tailor their games for a hugely competitive western market who only buys the same games over and over
-develop lower-budget games for the handhelds (of course, this is where the best Japanese games are lately)

One of the few things I could see that would help the Japanese market reclaim a bit of mindshare in America would be to embrace porting much more - take those mid-budget PSP games and port them at a reduced price to the PC (DD) and XBLA/PSN. I guess that's the whole "PSP Remasters" thing.

Honestly though, I would be much more worried about the American market. It's divided into the big budget 360/PS3 games and throwaway cellphone games, neither of which seem to be sustainable in the long run.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2011, 10:12:46 AM: No I'm treating it like the platformer it is. You get almost every ability you're going to be using within the first hour. The rest of the game is just a remix of the same puzzles and obstacles. Gets boring. Terrible pacing. It's just average.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2011, 10:16:06 AM: It also looks awesome :bow
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: tiesto on September 13, 2011, 10:23:11 AM: Quote from: Borys on September 13, 2011, 10:15:36 AM
HEY TIESTO

DQX IS A MMO

QQ MORE

No shit sherlock!
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 13, 2011, 11:06:45 AM: Back when Sho Nuff lived in Japan, he could buy games that wouldn't put him on a watch list

Today is truly a sorry state of affairs

Capcom is the only company that totally doesn't embarrass him

I mean for fucks sake, they even got moe loli uguu in my Tekken

(http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2011/05/Tekken-Blood-Vengeance-2011-Movie-Image-600x340.jpg)

THIS IS A GAME ABOUT KARATE MASTERS PUNCHING BEARS. FUCK YOU NAMCO
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2011, 11:10:32 AM: that doesn't look like moe or uguu at all shonuff. aside from the crappy frill dress and laser backpack.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 13, 2011, 11:14:27 AM: In terms of my definitions:

(http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/Tekken/Lili/Lili_Tekken6_BR_07.jpg)
THIS is pushing it

(http://images.wikia.com/tekken/en/images/b/b2/AlisaTekken6.jpg)
THIS is uguu :(
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Robo on September 13, 2011, 11:14:59 AM: :bow Capcom :bow2
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2011, 11:15:59 AM: That's a much more clear pic of that one pic you showed.

I'm gonna have to agree with ya.

At least Sega hasn't uguu'd Virtua Fighter
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: demi on September 13, 2011, 11:35:23 AM: No, just underage.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: tiesto on September 13, 2011, 11:37:30 AM: Quote from: Sho Nuff on September 13, 2011, 11:14:27 AM
In terms of my definitions:

(http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/Tekken/Lili/Lili_Tekken6_BR_07.jpg)
THIS is pushing it

(http://images.wikia.com/tekken/en/images/b/b2/AlisaTekken6.jpg)
THIS is uguu :(

Neither look moe/uguu at all... ???

I thought moe/uguu was like 10 year olds? Stuff like this:

(http://nichibeianime.com/cels/sakura_wars/b05019.jpg)
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2011, 11:43:11 AM: Quote from: tiesto on September 13, 2011, 11:37:30 AM
Quote from: Sho Nuff on September 13, 2011, 11:14:27 AM
In terms of my definitions:

(http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/Tekken/Lili/Lili_Tekken6_BR_07.jpg)
THIS is pushing it

(http://images.wikia.com/tekken/en/images/b/b2/AlisaTekken6.jpg)
THIS is uguu :(

Neither look moe/uguu at all... ???

I thought moe/uguu was like 10 year olds? Stuff like this:

(http://nichibeianime.com/cels/sakura_wars/b05019.jpg)

this is moe/uguu from the source material of "uguu"

(http://onemillionlyrics.com/images/k/kanon-anime--img-mfd54a076d658984e22c6d301bf9930b4.jpg)
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 13, 2011, 12:06:10 PM: http://www.amazon.com/Rune-Factory-Tides-Destiny-Playstation-3/dp/B0058VI2LA/ref=pd_sim_vg_1

http://www.amazon.com/Atelier-Totori-Adventurer-Soundtrack-Playstation-3/dp/B005DVAB46/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1315929863&sr=8-4

http://www.amazon.com/Atelier-Rorona-Alchemists-Limited-Playstation-3/dp/B0048UC1PU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1315929863&sr=8-3

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: iconoclast on September 13, 2011, 12:26:31 PM: Meanwhile, in America...

(http://www.nationalgamingleague.com.au/tgp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bioshock-infinite-elizabeth.jpg)
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 13, 2011, 12:29:31 PM: CROSS EYEZ N BOOBZ- at least she kind of looks of age. I was playing FFXIII, and watching Snow mash face with Sarah was so gross- shes the size of a 14 year old.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2011, 12:33:59 PM: Quote from: iconoclast on September 13, 2011, 12:26:31 PM
Meanwhile, in America...

(http://www.nationalgamingleague.com.au/tgp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bioshock-infinite-elizabeth.jpg)

:rofl

ETHER
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 13, 2011, 12:36:43 PM: needs more iron sight

(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1185433004208&id=930a12e9a55ef6e0779c7a28af56402c&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.cod7blackops.com%2fimages%2fweapons%2fm14-iron-sight.jpg)
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2011, 12:37:11 PM: Is Japan still making giant robots titles? I fail to see the problem.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just kidding. The majority of recent Japanese output is crap.
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Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: demi on September 13, 2011, 12:44:35 PM: Quote from: iconoclast on September 13, 2011, 12:26:31 PM
Meanwhile, in America...

(http://www.nationalgamingleague.com.au/tgp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bioshock-infinite-elizabeth.jpg)

Clearly you have no experience with girls. She looks like any young American female. Japan on the other hand
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: magus on September 13, 2011, 12:48:03 PM: did they turn final fantasy into an fps yet?
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2011, 12:48:54 PM: Quote from: magus on September 13, 2011, 12:48:03 PM
did they turn final fantasy into an fps yet?

Dirge of Cerberus was pretty close.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: magus on September 13, 2011, 12:53:10 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2011, 12:48:54 PM
Quote from: magus on September 13, 2011, 12:48:03 PM
did they turn final fantasy into an fps yet?

Dirge of Cerberus was pretty close.

eh it doesn't count,it needs musclebound marine,like the movie

there we need final fantasy the movie the game!
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 13, 2011, 12:54:21 PM: Crisis Core was pretty close to not being an actual game.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2011, 12:56:54 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 13, 2011, 12:54:21 PM
Crisis Core was pretty close to not being an actual game.

Shut yer whore mouth! I loved Crisis Core.
Title: Re: 1up has figured out why Japanese gaming sucks.
Post by: cool breeze on September 13, 2011, 01:08:32 PM: I disliked Dirge of Cerberus less than Crisis Core
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