THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2011, 11:31:09 PM

Title: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2011, 11:31:09 PM
Lately I've noticed my right armpit gets musty significantly faster than my left armpit. Even after a day of minor movements, like a day at the office, I get home and notice the slight whiff of odor. This started happening last year, but stopped sometime in late winter of this year. I recently (about a month ago) changed my deodorant from Axe to Old Spice, and basically since then the problem returned.

When I take my morning shower the left armpit will just smell like the deodorant I put on the previous morning, whereas the right will smell like I didn't use any deodorant/musty. I don't get it
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2011, 11:35:23 PM
Congratulations, you've finally hit puberty
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Robo on September 15, 2011, 11:39:03 PM
Dr. Bore recommends that you put your left hand on your balls when you're beating off instead of burying it in your armpit.  That's just weird.
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2011, 11:44:16 PM
Where's Smooth Groove? He's in med school. I'm serious, this shit is annoying. I'm pretty sure the smell isn't noticeable by other people, but still  :-\
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Robo on September 15, 2011, 11:47:12 PM
Sometimes when I put on my sunglasses, the right lens fogs up for a few seconds, but the left one doesn't.  Why the fuck does that happen?  I'm pretty sure the smell isn't noticeable by other people, but still.
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 15, 2011, 11:57:54 PM
This is just gross
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: demi on September 15, 2011, 11:58:22 PM
Lately I've noticed my right armpit gets musty significantly faster than my left armpit. Even after a day of minor movements, like a day at the office, I get home and notice the slight whiff of odor. This started happening last year, but stopped sometime in late winter of this year. I recently (about a month ago) changed my deodorant from Axe to Old Spice, and basically since then the problem returned.

When I take my morning shower the left armpit will just smell like the deodorant I put on the previous morning, whereas the right will smell like I didn't use any deodorant/musty. I don't get it

Puberty, congrats
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 16, 2011, 12:05:53 AM
You've been jerking it too much with the right.  Switch hands every now and then. 
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 16, 2011, 12:24:02 AM
Lately I've noticed my right armpit gets musty significantly faster than my left armpit. Even after a day of minor movements, like a day at the office, I get home and notice the slight whiff of odor. This started happening last year, but stopped sometime in late winter of this year. I recently (about a month ago) changed my deodorant from Axe to Old Spice, and basically since then the problem returned.

When I take my morning shower the left armpit will just smell like the deodorant I put on the previous morning, whereas the right will smell like I didn't use any deodorant/musty. I don't get it

Puberty, congrats
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: drozmight on September 16, 2011, 03:16:49 AM
Is that old spice shit an antiperspirant as well?
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 16, 2011, 03:19:42 AM
sometimes my left nut hangs lower than my right
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Himu on September 16, 2011, 03:26:52 AM
Why is my skin brown?? Give me a diagnosis
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 16, 2011, 03:41:07 AM
Why is my skin brown?? Give me a diagnosis

Reverse vitiligo.  That'll be $250, honkey.
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Himu on September 16, 2011, 03:43:12 AM
(http://uppitynegronetwork.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/uncle_ruckus.jpg)
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: chronovore on September 16, 2011, 03:57:42 AM
See a doctor. You may have a fungus or bacteria in your armpit.

If you aren't insured or some crap, shave your armpit and use some Lotrimin, see if it clears up.
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 16, 2011, 08:35:24 AM
AIDS
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Groogrux on September 16, 2011, 08:38:52 AM
Jesus.... switch deodorants...

Why is my skin brown?? Give me a diagnosis

Your skin is brown?  :o
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Brehvolution on September 16, 2011, 10:43:16 AM
AIDS
Yep. Black, musty AIDS which is like the worst kind.
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: BlackMage on September 16, 2011, 10:45:59 AM
da fuck  >:(
Title: Re: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2011, 09:00:48 PM
I doubt it's the deodorant  because when I first started using Axe, I had the same problem; but after awhile it stopped. Maybe my glands just have to get used to Old Spice