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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: cool breeze on September 19, 2011, 01:03:12 AM

Title: Netflix is now Qwikster, except when it is Netflix
Post by: cool breeze on September 19, 2011, 01:03:12 AM
Netflix is now the instant streaming service
Qwikster is the DVD/Blu-ray rentals, plus the addition of game rentals ("innovative")

here are some white people apologizing for upsetting other white people
[youtube=560,345]c8Tn8n5CIPk[/youtube]

and in text! http://blog.netflix.com/

Quote
I want to acknowledge and thank our many members that stuck with us, and to apologize again to those members, both current and former, who felt we treated them thoughtlessly

The company cares about me :heart

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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 19, 2011, 01:04:30 AM
lol
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 19, 2011, 01:11:11 AM
I don't care what you call shit, just do something to make Netflix Canada not suck assholes.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 19, 2011, 01:12:30 AM
so fucking bad :lol

*still has streaming subscription*
Title: Re: Netflix is now Qwikster, except when it is Netflix
Post by: Mandark on September 19, 2011, 01:26:53 AM
Splitting into two brands after one of the sillier, more entitled consumer freakouts of the year.  A non-solution to a non-problem.  I like it!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 19, 2011, 01:35:44 AM
Well, that's one way to kill your DVD-by-mail business without affecting Netflix stock!
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2011, 01:36:50 AM
yeah, i never understood that whole melodrama, i mean how many goddamned movies can a person watch anyway
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 19, 2011, 01:39:25 AM
also i don't believe they could have come up with a worse name than qwikster even if they'd held a worldwide shittiest name contest
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Post by: Robo on September 19, 2011, 01:52:13 AM
It makes me want some chocolate milk.
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Post by: Trent Dole on September 19, 2011, 01:56:50 AM
It makes me want some chocolate milk.
Yes, chocolate milk which you download illegally.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2011, 02:03:27 AM
[youtube=560,345]BPS9YKGaKQE[/youtube]
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Post by: Himu on September 19, 2011, 02:22:28 AM
wait, I have both streaming and dvd service. So now I have to have a sub to both netflix and qwikster?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 19, 2011, 02:27:47 AM
NLFX is down over 8% since close :rofl
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Post by: pilonv1 on September 19, 2011, 02:28:57 AM
hurry up and get to australia
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2011, 02:33:00 AM
http://twitter.com/Qwikster
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Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2011, 02:50:17 AM
:lol

A name a 20 year old pothead could come up with
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 19, 2011, 02:54:23 AM
 :lol :lol :lol

Bored as shyt wanna blaze but at the same time I don't ugh fuck it where's the bowl at spark me up lls
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2011, 04:42:51 AM
Well, he's gonna be able to afford a whole bunch more weed in the near future
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Post by: demi on September 19, 2011, 09:02:07 AM
You guys are stupid if you think their game rentals will compete with GameFly. Mark this post.
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Post by: Diunx on September 19, 2011, 09:21:17 AM
Paying for movies :lol
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Post by: Cheebo on September 19, 2011, 09:24:56 AM
Paying for movies :lol
What is the alternative? Stealing them? Watching them cropped to fullscreen on tv?
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Post by: Diunx on September 19, 2011, 09:28:04 AM
Stealing them.
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Post by: Positive Touch on September 19, 2011, 09:48:40 AM
BU BU BU THINK ABOUT THE MOVIE COMPANIES YOURE HURTING BY NOT PAYING
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Post by: Cheebo on September 19, 2011, 09:57:19 AM
It's too much work to download a blu-ray level film and get it to a format I can watch it on my tv in surround sound to steal it rather than buying the bluray or netflixing the disc. It's just plain not the same watching a movie on my laptop.
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Post by: Mupepe on September 19, 2011, 10:17:21 AM
It's too much work to download a blu-ray level film and get it to a format I can watch it on my tv in surround sound to steal it rather than buying the bluray or netflixing the disc. It's just plain not the same watching a movie on my laptop.
?  My PS3 and 360 play most files natively and come with multichannel audio (either 5.1 or 7.1).  They're only a couple of gigs and take an hour or two max to download with my craptastic comcast connection.  They may not be quite up to blu ray quality but when I put my "free goggles" on I sure as hell don't care.  Pretty damn close.
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Post by: tehjaybo on September 19, 2011, 10:21:34 AM
Please understand.
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Post by: Rman on September 19, 2011, 10:54:56 AM
What a weird move.
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Post by: Robo on September 19, 2011, 11:07:40 AM
It makes perfect sense, though.  Mail service is on the decline.  In the inevitability that Qwikster shutters, it has no effect on Netflix: the brand, the service or the pricing structure.

I'm gonna stick with it as long as it goes.  Streaming offers no where near the breadth of choice that I desire; it's just a convenience.
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Post by: Cheebo on September 19, 2011, 11:09:14 AM
I fear the future where studios get greedy about streaming services and pull out from Netflix and distribute themselves or have exclusive deals with various cable on demand services and so forth. It is already starting and is just a big confusing mess of who is streaming what. Digitial distribution took over the music industry because (for the mainsteam) everything they needed was on itunes and easy to get and easy to download.

Digital Distribution for film and television continues to grow more fragmented and disorganized by the day it seems like. There needs to be a standard service where you can get everything possible which netflix was/is trying to be.

There has to be something done because the home video market is dying. Sales are plummeting every year.  Netflix and Red Box have killed off buying dvds/blu-rays. And if studios (and Netflix themselves) get to greedy and sabotage Netflix what then?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 19, 2011, 11:51:31 AM
Splitting into two brands after one of the sillier, more entitled consumer freakouts of the year.  A non-solution to a non-problem.  I like it!

:bow
I want to put this on my business card. "Innovative non-solutions to business non-problems"
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Post by: Diunx on September 19, 2011, 12:01:31 PM
So what was this consumers freakout you guys are talking about?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 19, 2011, 12:49:52 PM
600k lost subscribers in a month
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Post by: drew on September 19, 2011, 04:28:55 PM
that video reminds me of

[youtube=560,345]rDqatJPvOfk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Netflix is now Qwikster, except when it is Netflix
Post by: chronovore on September 20, 2011, 11:00:02 PM
It makes me want some chocolate milk.
Yes, chocolate milk which you download illegally.
That's my favorite!
Title: Re: Netflix is now Qwikster, except when it is Netflix
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 21, 2011, 12:13:24 AM
So what was this consumers freakout you guys are talking about?

god you are dumb
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Post by: Robo on September 21, 2011, 12:21:05 AM
How is he supposed to pay attention to current events with all those torrents running?
Title: Re: Netflix is now Qwikster, except when it is Netflix
Post by: Stoney Mason on October 10, 2011, 09:11:05 AM
Qwikster, we hardly knew you.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/10/qwikster-dead-netflix-kills_n_1003098.html
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Post by: Robo on October 10, 2011, 10:28:50 AM
 :lol
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 10, 2011, 10:35:24 AM
:rofl
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Post by: demi on October 10, 2011, 10:46:05 AM
You guys are stupid if you think their game rentals will compete with GameFly. Mark this post.

Nailed it. Can't fuck with GF.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2011, 11:11:56 AM
hahaha, that pothead on twitter got greedy and blew his chance at a fast (or should i say QUIK) buck
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Post by: Mandark on October 10, 2011, 11:29:17 AM
So none of this has actually affected me or my Netflix account.

But I really enjoy how every new press release seems to begin "When we made our last announcement, we were trying to enhance our customers' experience.  At the time we did not realize how many people would feel adversely affected by these changes..."  It's basically an apology followed by the new plan that they'll apologize for next month.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 10, 2011, 11:40:34 AM
Man, I was hoping the value of the three Netflix DVDs I haven't returned for maybe a year would have gone up- might as well send em back at some point.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 10, 2011, 12:23:41 PM
So none of this has actually affected me or my Netflix account.

But I really enjoy how every new press release seems to begin "When we made our last announcement, we were trying to enhance our customers' experience.  At the time we did not realize how many people would feel adversely affected by these changes..."  It's basically an apology followed by the new plan that they'll apologize for next month.

The Obama Strategy
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 10, 2011, 08:44:02 PM
Its funny, I noticed Blockbuster going hard on Netflix/Qwikster recently with their commercials. Its like that and the community reaction 'caused them to turtle.
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Post by: Himu on October 10, 2011, 08:51:31 PM
Qwikster, we hardly knew you.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/10/qwikster-dead-netflix-kills_n_1003098.html

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