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Title: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 04:22:20 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2011, 04:23:07 PM
You have no one to blame but yourself.

Well, and Denis Dyack.
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Post by: demi on September 27, 2011, 04:23:17 PM
FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Raban on September 27, 2011, 04:24:31 PM
I'm mildly interested in this, but it looks like a mediocre console arpg.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 04:25:12 PM
I blame trade in credit
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 27, 2011, 04:30:47 PM
that wet fart is out?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2011, 04:31:33 PM
I just read you don't even get to play as the X-Men. Here comes the failboat, toot toot!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 27, 2011, 04:38:04 PM
I am DEATHLY curious, let me know
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 27, 2011, 04:38:52 PM
where are the reviews?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2011, 04:46:20 PM
I just read you don't even get to play as the X-Men. Here comes the failboat, toot toot!

:lol
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2011, 04:47:03 PM
MAF, quit buying this crap and hurry up and play Two World II: Butt Pirates of the Don't Give a Flying Fucktress, so you can tell me how awesome it is.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 27, 2011, 04:51:19 PM
where are the reviews?

the Canadian government has embargoed all reviews under edict HALIFAX ULTRA
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 04:55:54 PM
You can play a character wearing a suspender AND bandana, so thats good
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2011, 04:56:12 PM
Anything less than a 8.0 could trigger a crash of the Canadian markets.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 27, 2011, 04:57:12 PM
I am DEATHLY curious, let me know

As am I. It's available at Red Box, I might drop $2 to try it.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2011, 04:57:48 PM
I dunno man, you could buy a $2 Meal Deal at Taco Bell for that.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 04:58:19 PM
I REALLY doubt its good- but some of the most interesting game experiences are the bad ones in these times of iron sights n iron sights
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 27, 2011, 05:05:13 PM
i am pretty sure that denis dyack and silicon knights are incapable of making something "interesting"
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 27, 2011, 05:07:57 PM
Too bad that fat bastard is banned from GAF, I'd love to see him defend this game.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 27, 2011, 05:15:44 PM
Holy crap this is out?

Here's your custom soundtrack, motherfuckers

[youtube=560,345]__rCwt_NIDg[/youtube]

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You will find it ironic that the song is rapping about the X-Men when you don't actually play as the X-Men
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Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
Holy crap this is out?

Here's your custom soundtrack, motherfuckers

[youtube=560,345]__rCwt_NIDg[/youtube]

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You will find it ironic that the song is rapping about the X-Men when you don't actually play as the X-Men
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SOOOOO love that track
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 05:28:50 PM
this is gonna be so bad  :D
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2011, 05:37:43 PM
lol

Might as well just play DC Universe Online.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 27, 2011, 05:38:39 PM
Did that Sk & Epic lawsuit ever have a public resolution?

judging from the video, SK lost the case so badly they are no longer allowed to use ANY engine (including their own)
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 27, 2011, 05:38:52 PM
omg, looks so bad
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2011, 05:41:53 PM
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In July 2011, Silicon Knights received nearly 3 million in provincial funding to improve its technology, create new products and become a self-publishing company. Denis Dyack, president of Silicon Knights, said the investment will allow the company to improve it's technology, hire 80 new people while keeping 97 current jobs and allow the company to become "self sustaining." In September of 2011, after completing the X-Men : Destiny game, Silicon Knights laid off 15 employees, and has not yet come through on their commitment to hire new staff as was ear-marked to be done with the free taxpayers dollars they have received.

:lol
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 27, 2011, 05:42:15 PM
I'm convinced that something's wrong with that guy's build, because the mips aren't loading in
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: demi on September 27, 2011, 05:45:27 PM
Too bad that fat bastard is banned from GAF, I'd love to see him defend this game.

He's not that fat... I know fat.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 27, 2011, 05:56:34 PM
...I just bought this game.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Bebpo on September 27, 2011, 06:14:17 PM
...

 :ninja
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 06:18:01 PM
I've started A MOVEMENT!





















a bowel movement
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Raban on September 27, 2011, 06:26:16 PM
...I just bought this game.

:fbm
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Positive Touch on September 27, 2011, 06:29:15 PM
what the FUCK you guys

go donate to charity or give that money to a homeless guy or some shit
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: demi on September 27, 2011, 06:30:40 PM
that's 2 copies of XMen and zero copies of ICO

all is right in the world
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 06:30:49 PM
I already donate a lot to charity- but bad games are a form of charity too, I suppose
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 27, 2011, 06:31:00 PM
a homo guy doesn't give achievement points
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Raban on September 27, 2011, 06:36:13 PM
that's 2 copies of XMen and zero copies of ICO

all is right in the world

Gaming's dead. Thanks guys, it was fun.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: demi on September 27, 2011, 06:40:21 PM
Fuck ICO, you're the reason we have escort missions
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Bebpo on September 27, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
But ICO has good escort missions
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Positive Touch on September 27, 2011, 07:09:31 PM
there are no such things

ico is a timeless adventure for nerds who want a magic journey with a young woman who is completely dependant on them and thus attracted to them
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Raban on September 27, 2011, 07:24:38 PM
Fuck ICO, you're the reason we have escort missions

I'd rather have money go to Ueda, an actual game developer, than have it nestled under Denis Dyack's taint. I'm not waving the "games r art" flag, Ico is alright. It can have a lasting impact if you encountered it at a certain time, but it's just another C-tier PS2 platformer out of the launch window.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 27, 2011, 07:47:59 PM
Fuck Ico, that game doesn't have moral choices that drastically affect the game:

(http://i.imgur.com/2JIgl.jpg)
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Raban on September 27, 2011, 08:47:34 PM
:o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: bork on September 27, 2011, 09:20:23 PM
Man that is some hardcore destiny right there!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2011, 09:21:56 PM
Wow, those are some well thought out moral choices! I would be up at night agonizing over that.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 09:24:22 PM
Just call me stupid fuck GOP football player mutant dude. His dialogue is awesome he's all "check out these guns" haha fuckin WAT?!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 10:22:35 PM
Haha, they couldnt even be bothered to animate Gambit. You show up at his place with a box and he puts it on the table, sits down- after talking a while he says well lets see what we have- and he just kind of pauses, never opening the box, then it goes into him talking about what he saw in the box.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 27, 2011, 10:26:58 PM
This game:

[youtube=560,345]jLKnCeeAW48[/youtube]
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 27, 2011, 10:28:58 PM
lol, I just simul-posted that video in the outside link thread  :lol

edit: ah, its a re-post. A fast one!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 27, 2011, 10:29:50 PM
Haha, they couldnt even be bothered to animate Gambit. You show up at his place with a box and he puts it on the table, sits down- after talking a while he says well lets see what we have- and he just kind of pauses, never opening the box, then it goes into him talking about what he saw in the box.

Silicon Knights is the most full of shit dev in the world
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 27, 2011, 10:35:56 PM
Fuck Ico, that game doesn't have moral choices that drastically affect the game:

(http://i.imgur.com/2JIgl.jpg)

:lol Holy shit. It's like taking Mass Effect and replacing all the dialog choices with "Gain Renegade Points" and "Gain Paragon Points"
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 27, 2011, 10:39:16 PM
Haha, that's being way too kind. This is barely a game at all haha.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 28, 2011, 02:30:49 AM
lol, I've been reading up on this, apparently you can beat it on Hard in like 4 hours. Will rent for the easy 1k
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 28, 2011, 02:40:37 AM
I'M SO HYPE FOR THIS
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Post by: Trent Dole on September 28, 2011, 02:50:56 AM
This game:

[youtube=560,345]jLKnCeeAW48[/youtube]
This needs to be in the games wiki article somehow. :lol
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2011, 03:06:18 AM
haha it IS pretty bad- I mean its just so mediocre- football dudebro is giving me some laughs tho
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: chronovore on September 28, 2011, 03:31:42 AM
I'M SO HYPE FOR THIS

Quit teasing.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 28, 2011, 03:48:08 PM
Sounds like the game is ridiculously short. I could probably RedBox this next week while my wife is gone and finish it up in an evening.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2011, 03:58:23 PM
lots of achievements for doing almost nothing too!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 29, 2011, 02:26:02 AM
my kind of game!

here it is again for second page

[youtube=560,345]__rCwt_NIDg[/youtube]

also I read one of the main characters you can select at the start is called Adrian? First game where I can play as someone with the same name as me!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well, technically Alucard's real name is Adrian but it's not used in the Castlevania games really.
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Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 29, 2011, 02:57:10 AM
Denis Dyack is such a loser  :lol

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/09/silicon-knights-denis-dyack-still-wary-of-game-previews-hints/

Quote from:
Dyack believes that the traditional marketing model, which relies heavily on previews of unfinished games, "does not work" anymore. He characterizes it as a holdover from a bygone era. "Our industry started very much like the toy industry, where they put things out as experiments," he observed, noting that games were far less expensive to develop in those days, not to mention demand "far exceeded supply."

No, previews do work and help drum up interest in an upcoming game. problem is, Silicon Knights make awful games
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Post by: The Sceneman on September 29, 2011, 03:12:39 AM
LOL

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/610134-x-men-destiny/60455410

SK fanboys

"buy this game to support SK through these hard times" - after they got Canadian govt. funding.

I wonder if the Canadian government will give some cash to other developers, like Ubisoft Montreal?

Silicon Knights are probably the biggest joke in the industry

I find all this stuff really delicious for some reason!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Trent Dole on September 29, 2011, 03:21:14 AM
...why do they have fans?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 29, 2011, 03:26:28 AM
Im guessing these are people that REALLY like Eternal Darkness and hope that SK can pull another good game out of their ass. It's been 10 years.....
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Damian79 on September 29, 2011, 03:36:28 AM
You know what is worse looking that this game on the ps3/360, the same game from SK on Wii.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyuRHEfMiyI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 29, 2011, 03:43:36 AM
ugghhhh they're still making that kind of shit in 2011?

I guess kids don't know any better.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 29, 2011, 03:47:24 AM
Denis Dyack is such a loser  :lol

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/05/09/silicon-knights-denis-dyack-still-wary-of-game-previews-hints/

Quote from:
Dyack believes that the traditional marketing model, which relies heavily on previews of unfinished games, "does not work" anymore. He characterizes it as a holdover from a bygone era. "Our industry started very much like the toy industry, where they put things out as experiments," he observed, noting that games were far less expensive to develop in those days, not to mention demand "far exceeded supply."

No, previews do work and help drum up interest in an upcoming game. problem is, Silicon Knights make awful games

Their review made good reference to that:
Quote
In years past, Silicon Knights boss Denis Dyack has railed against critics writing "previews" that feel more like reviews of what's still a half-finished product. How ironic that his company and Activision have just forced me to do exactly that.
http://www.joystiq.com/2011/09/28/x-men-destiny-review/
:rofl 1.5/5
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: cool breeze on September 29, 2011, 04:05:32 AM
You know what is worse looking that this game on the ps3/360, the same game from SK on Wii.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyuRHEfMiyI[/youtube]

how is this real

Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Bebpo on September 29, 2011, 04:12:31 AM
 :lol that running animation
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 29, 2011, 11:15:28 AM
I wonder if the Canadian government will give some cash to other developers, like Ubisoft Montreal?

Uh, of course they do.  Why do you think so many major third-parties have Canadian branches?  It's not for the fine weather and local cuisine, I assure you.

Come for the tax breaks, stay for the poutine!

I've seen N64 games that look better than that Wii version...
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 29, 2011, 12:02:13 PM
1.5 is good for Dennis- gotta consider the context. Its a horrible game, no doubt. The fact that im setting aside time on Saturday and Sunday to DEAL with this game is evidence of that. But its short and easy chieves so ill continue on.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Barry Egan on September 29, 2011, 01:08:24 PM
silicon knights is probably my favorite thing about the videogame industry. 
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Sho Nuff on September 29, 2011, 01:09:16 PM
DS VERSION HOOOOOOOOO

http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/27/x-men-destiny-wolverines-arrival (http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/27/x-men-destiny-wolverines-arrival)
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Post by: Diunx on September 29, 2011, 01:21:12 PM
You know what is worse looking that this game on the ps3/360, the same game from SK on Wii.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyuRHEfMiyI[/youtube]

AMAZING!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 29, 2011, 01:26:04 PM
DS VERSION HOOOOOOOOO

http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/27/x-men-destiny-wolverines-arrival (http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/27/x-men-destiny-wolverines-arrival)

Oh Lawdy!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Bebpo on September 29, 2011, 01:28:41 PM
DS VERSION HOOOOOOOOO

http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/27/x-men-destiny-wolverines-arrival (http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/27/x-men-destiny-wolverines-arrival)

these are the guys doing the new spider-man DS/3DS game now that griptonite has been bought out by a mobile company

 :'(

Wow, to go from metroidvania to making crappy phone games for the rest of your life.  :( 

Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Bebpo on September 29, 2011, 02:02:18 PM
Dark void zero was good?  I heard the opposite.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 29, 2011, 03:06:09 PM
http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-x-men-destiny/17-4968/
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Bebpo on September 29, 2011, 03:46:21 PM
well, it was better than Dark Void itself, anyway

Easiest feat in development history.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Damian79 on September 29, 2011, 08:38:04 PM
DS VERSION HOOOOOOOOO

http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/27/x-men-destiny-wolverines-arrival (http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/09/27/x-men-destiny-wolverines-arrival)

That actually looks better than the wii version.  How is this possible?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 29, 2011, 08:45:27 PM
Have people finally woken up to realize that Eternal Darkness was always a shit game and that SK never really made a good game ever?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Barry Egan on September 29, 2011, 08:52:32 PM
Maybe the crazy pop in textures in xmen destiny are INSANITY EFFECTS.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 29, 2011, 10:29:55 PM
This game picks the WORST places to put checkpoints, my god
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2011, 10:32:18 PM
[youtube=560,345]jLKnCeeAW48[/youtube]

All over MAF's face.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 29, 2011, 11:03:00 PM
GET IT

[youtube=560,345]__rCwt_NIDg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 29, 2011, 11:38:13 PM
I already have xmen on ipad, rules
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: benjipwns on September 29, 2011, 11:44:08 PM
I've seen N64 games that look better than that Wii version...
Jesus christ, that's what I was thinking. At best it's like those N64/PS1 -> DC up-ports that got nothing but a slight resolution bump and a bit of filtering.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 30, 2011, 09:24:00 AM
This should be a monthly feature of Evilbore, "Guess Who Bought a Shitty X-Men Game" Every month somebody should buy a shitty X-Men game, and we try to guess who it is. We could also work in Star Wars games, and games based on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 30, 2011, 11:09:27 AM
Haha, I'm in.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 30, 2011, 11:28:28 AM
Can I already be done with the feature, this thread counts right?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: demi on September 30, 2011, 11:39:00 AM
lol no.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/X-Men_-_The_Official_Game_Coverart.png)
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Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 30, 2011, 11:46:24 AM
It should be called "Guess who bought a shitty licensed game?"
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 30, 2011, 12:26:38 PM
Yeah, we'll run out of x-games fast
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on September 30, 2011, 06:03:29 PM
OMG WHO GOT THE NEW BEN 10?!
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 30, 2011, 07:09:54 PM
Oh man, the possibilities are endless.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: chronovore on September 30, 2011, 10:47:39 PM
OMG GUESS WHO BOUGHT HANNAH MONTANA?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2011, 10:51:19 PM
guess who bought a wii game?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Trent Dole on September 30, 2011, 10:53:42 PM
guess who bought a wii game?
:lol
spoiler (click to show/hide)
A few of us probably will on Nov. 20. :shh
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Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 30, 2011, 11:22:02 PM
god damn this fucking game and its obnoxious checkpoints and unskippable dialogue
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 30, 2011, 11:38:31 PM
I like how dumb football man figures shit out no one else can
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: pilonv1 on October 01, 2011, 01:16:06 AM
It should be called "Guess who bought a shitty licensed game?"

This is a great idea
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 01, 2011, 01:25:26 AM
Does the game ever explain why you can constantly swap powers or why dressing as Wolverine's doofy cousin makes you stronger?

I dont think there was a lot of thinking behind this game. There's so many problems with how the story is playing out. Im in the last third of the game already I think.
Title: Re: Guess who RENTED a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2011, 11:14:01 AM
LET's DO THIS.

(http://i56.tinypic.com/vz7khi.jpg)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
WHAT HAVE I DONE? :(
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Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 02, 2011, 11:23:28 AM
lol, I'm almost through it... I think.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2011, 11:26:10 AM
I've got until 9pm tomorrow to beat it, and I've got day o football starting at 10am. Shitty challenge accepted.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 03, 2011, 02:05:37 PM
http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/x-men-destiny/review.html?tag=games%3Bgame_title%3B5

lol
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 03, 2011, 02:07:23 PM
So far id say:

Weirdest moment: When the head from the statue comes flying at you- for a moment it looks like some persons head. Freaky.
Best moment: Magneto/Juggernaut fight.
Worst moment: Checkpoints before the long chat cutscene before the fight you died in.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 03, 2011, 03:18:42 PM
I got to the John Sublime fight last night, hopefully I can beat this before 9pm.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 03, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
Finished!

Back to Redbox you go.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2011, 12:20:27 AM
What character were you? kawaii, football, or backpack?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: The Sceneman on October 04, 2011, 12:22:22 AM
Finished!

Back to Redbox you go.

how shit was the game?
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 04, 2011, 12:28:59 AM
Finished!

Back to Redbox you go.

how shit was the game?

It's pretty mediocre, but I like X-men. If you don't like the franchise, I'm sure it's even worse.

Incredibly shitty production values, it's a buggy mess and you can tell that it was rushed out before it was done. It's also the first Silicon Knights game I've ever played.

What character were you? kawaii, football, or backpack?

Kawaii with shadow powers.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2011, 12:31:01 AM
I tried to sit down with the game yesterday and power through the rest but it locked up on a fight 10 minutes in and im like FUCK IT IVE GOT SUPERNATURAL DVDS TO WATCH
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: benjipwns on October 31, 2011, 05:46:56 PM
Bad news about a sequel: http://www.1up.com/news/silicon-knights-layoffs
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Positive Touch on October 31, 2011, 08:42:01 PM
they've got 25 people left :lol

you cant even make a cellphone game with that
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: chronovore on November 01, 2011, 07:09:39 PM
It's arguable whether or not they could have made a cell-phone game with the full crew. That said, depending on who they kept, it may be possible they can make a decent small game now.
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 01, 2011, 07:13:51 PM
That said, depending on who they kept, it may be possible they can make a decent small game now.

Well, they kept Dyack so...
Title: Re: Guess who bought a shitty X-Men game?
Post by: Bebpo on November 01, 2011, 07:31:05 PM
they've got 25 people left :lol

you cant even make a cellphone game with that

Still bigger than Team Ico!

...maybe