THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: nice cat but chicken on October 02, 2011, 07:17:38 AM
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(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h312/andrewagainsttheworld/Tom_Nook.png)
feel free to browse but try not to carouse! ho ho!
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this guy will rape you for all the bells in your account.
he doesn't care if you can afford it, he will sap you of whatever you have.
tom nook charges an arm and a leg for remodeling and will pay you only 120 bells for a sea bass.
tom nook has a monopoly on the stalk market and will fluctuate prices without any regard to real world economic examples or common sense.
tom nook is a pimp.
tom nook hates you.
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"Ah?" said Nook, "A barbecue? Would this be all?"
"Yes, Nook," said CJ.
"That would be 3000 Bells."
"What?" asked Curt, "The flier said it was on sale!"
Curt showed the flier to Nook.
"Idiot," said Nook, "That flier is 2 weeks old. Now stop yelling in my store!"
from Animal Crossing The Series (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6639555/1/Animal_Crossing_The_Series)
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Tom Nook best new villain #9
Volume 166 of Nintendo Power, page 94, section W: Best New Villain
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no doubt he really is a tanuki and not just a raccoon. he must be hiding the most monstrous balls behind that apron. i mean the temerity of this guy, to charge you 248,000 bells for one new upstairs room the same size as the original downstairs that cost 19,800 bells. does he think we're all idiots? no, he just knows that everyone else in town is too scared to do the work because the the tanuki mafia will break their legs.
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not only is he a cunt, hes a LIAR
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Real talk ITT.
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Resetti is a punk bitch too.
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Hate that whole fuckin town
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Resetti is a punk bitch too.
YES
way back when i actually tried to play the p.o.s. ds animal crossing, and i'd always close the ds when i took a break instead of turning it off, JUST LIKE I DID WITH EVERY OTHER DS GAME. but i guess animal crossing just needs a shitton of extra battery power for the town's inhabitants' brilliant a.i. or something, so the game would always die on me. and sure enough when i tried to play the game again, there was that dickhead little mole making me sit through a five minute speech JUST BECAUSE. eventually it got to the point where the game wanted me to type out, word-for-word, a humiliating "apology" that the fucker tried to dictate to me. "nope sorry nintendo, i'm not about to get punked out by a fucking kids game you made!" and that was the end of my shitty stay in animal crossing town.
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Sorry, I'm in staunch disagreement with you, OP.
Together with Tom Nook, you are capable of building an economic empire in Animal Crossing. As forceful as his uninvited symbiosis might seem at first, he is a benefactor.
You know you're the big bad balla of [insert town name here], you've got pockets full of bells for diligently collecting the refuse of others like a leper while simultaneously working the turnip market like a boss. Who do you have to thank for funding your brilliant scheme?
(http://i.imgur.com/jOY5S.jpg)
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(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/063/9/7/Tom_Nook_by_Arbok_X.png)
(http://pictures.fanart-central.net/k/Katzy_Pawe/363003.jpg)
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He's really the only one with any power. I do hate him slowing down my sessions by ALWAYS saying something when I enter or leave his store. Also, dude needs to hire evening help. Absolutely nothing to do at night for 3 games now.
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:lol agreed. The whole game could be perceived as pretty creepy....
http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/ (http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/)
(http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/4-Title.jpg)
(http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/5-Title2.jpg)
(http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/6-Title3.jpg)
(http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/7-Title4.jpg)
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are they making animal crossing for 3ds cuz i'd buy it
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They are but the characters look a lot like Miis now.
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[youtube=560,345]UpYIijfBUH0[/youtube]
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I never got into this series, never really saw the hype... besides I already have a mortgage to pay, why would I want a virtual one? :gloomy
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They are but the characters look a lot like Miis now.
ds version it is
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They are but the characters look a lot like Miis now.
ds version it is
Bingo.
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i only played the GC version but if you ask me there are three things that make animal crossing cool compared to any other MMO slog
1. there is a huge collection aspect to it,the number of shit you can put in your house is incredibly high,i like the gyroid especialy for those that don't know they are little haniwa like statue that make sounds when you touch them
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6zbhcfRq_Q&feature=related[/youtube]
2. animal crossing knows real world event so special stuff happens when it's christmas or april fool's day and such,oh and point 1? of course you get special items on special days
3. mr.resetti,seriously he's the shit
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze5MPltFz34[/youtube]
one of the selling point of the game should be how you can talk to the different animal in town (each player gets a different set) and each has his own personality,but frankly they all act like mindless NPC,the best part is when one of them ask you to bring an item to another character which is literaly 4 step away
did they ever improve that? considering that this is nintendo i guess not....
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I fired up GC Animal Crossing the other week to see what it was like after a few years away. Pulled some weeds, emptied my mailbox, and found out Daisy is still in my village. :uguu
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real talk: I bought a freeloader to play Animal Crossing.
Luckily it ended up being used for Res Evil 4.
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[youtube=560,345]UpYIijfBUH0[/youtube]
this is perfect.
can't stomach the resetti hate itt, guy is hilarious and easily avoided. i sometimes reset just because i miss him (i will cop to playing this game).
he was the best assist in SSBB as well. wow they should've introduced a nook assist where he makes you run errands for him to the tune of 200,000 bells before you can brawl again.
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Sorry, I'm in staunch disagreement with you, OP.
Together with Tom Nook, you are capable of building an economic empire in Animal Crossing. As forceful as his uninvited symbiosis might seem at first, he is a benefactor.
You know you're the big bad balla of [insert town name here], you've got pockets full of bells for diligently collecting the refuse of others like a leper while simultaneously working the turnip market like a boss. Who do you have to thank for funding your brilliant scheme?
see i took the game to be a reprieve from the rigours of responsibility & everyday life in the real world. tom nook is the only person who wants you to do anything other than pursue your hobbies of bug collecting and fishing all the fish. he is the grown ups. and i hate him.
i will admit, if you take him out of the game it becomes completely pointless. more correctly it becomes apparent how completely pointless it already was. so tom nook is the only fibre stopping animal crossing from being the game it could be. the game where you spend 200 bells on a coffee to no end. the game where you fish for 5 hours just to stock the museum. the game where you write extended love letters to anthropomorphics who will never really appreciate it.
don't believe his lies.
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His existence offers gifts. If you manage to pay him off finally you get that fat statue, and his store starts selling really kick-ass stuff.
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Alright! i think i only have 666,000 bells left to pay!
so any "kickass" stuff you can eventually buy from him costs the asking price plus the 1,353,800 bells for the remodelling..
i don't think i'm gonna sign in for a while. i slept in (after sceneman's bday pty) and didn't buy stalks on sunday.
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I only ever play for two or three weeks at a time, once or twice a year.
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real talk: I bought a freeloader to play Animal Crossing.
Luckily it ended up being used for Res Evil 4.
:lol
I bought a NTSC Cube. And then a couple of years later I bought a shitty PAL Cube as well, and a Freeloader. I have no idea why. :-\