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Title: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2011, 07:43:58 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/ap/status/121730495347294208

Associated Press :(
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 05, 2011, 07:45:18 PM
http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 05, 2011, 07:45:40 PM
Microsoft has killed another great. First it was Kuturagi and now it's Jobs. RIP
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: demi on October 05, 2011, 07:47:40 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/09/steve-jobs-apple-ex-ceo-health-whats-trending-cbs-tweet-death-rumor-accident-apology-dying-dead-resignswas-dead/

He's been dead for a month. Apple used Jobs dead body for hits... SMH
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2011, 07:48:13 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/05/steve-jobs-dead_n_997223.html?ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false#sb=491194,b=facebook
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 05, 2011, 07:48:20 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/09/steve-jobs-apple-ex-ceo-health-whats-trending-cbs-tweet-death-rumor-accident-apology-dying-dead-resignswas-dead/

He's been dead for a month. Apple used Jobs dead body for hits... SMH

duh, he died the day he "stepped down"
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 05, 2011, 08:02:22 PM
holy crap!
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 05, 2011, 08:09:44 PM
yeah, i figured he'd been dead for a while

i got an email alert from my local paper about this :wtf
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2011, 08:11:26 PM
RIP
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 08:17:06 PM
RIP

and here comes the hyperbole

Quote
@pvponline: Guys this is our John Lennon.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: cool breeze on October 05, 2011, 08:20:17 PM
uh wow

is there a date for when he died? like, not to sound too cynical, but did Apple purposefully withhold this information until the day after its announcements?

Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: demi on October 05, 2011, 08:21:40 PM
uh wow

is there a date for when he died? like, not to sound too cynical, but did Apple purposefully withhold this information until the day after its announcements?



See my link. Dead for a month.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 05, 2011, 08:24:27 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/121736662022766592

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RIP Steve Jobs. Closest thing we had to Tony Stark.

lol no
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 08:26:22 PM
LIVE BLOG OF A MANS DEATH

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ashermoses Asher Moses
Follow our Steve Jobs live blog for the most up to date information smh.com.au/technology/tec…
2 minutes ago
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Bildi on October 05, 2011, 08:31:55 PM
That really is terrible. :(
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 05, 2011, 08:35:34 PM
The flags were held at half mass last night at Apple's campus. I thought it funny cause nothing was announced. Couldn't say I wasn't expecting it.

For a man I never knew he definitely touched my life and countless others out there. He'll be missed.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2011, 08:41:31 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/121736662022766592

Quote
RIP Steve Jobs. Closest thing we had to Tony Stark.

lol no

....

I'm just gonna not read any tweets/memorials, it'll be good for my e-health
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 08:46:50 PM
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11.31am: Customers at the Apple Store in Sydney have been left stunned by news of Jobs's death.

    "I'm a big Apple fan- everything I have is Apple. It's definitely a sad and somber day for the whole company. But I think Jobsie and his legacy will live on forever. He built such an amazing company. If you mention the word apple people will only think of two things, a computer and the fruit. To be able to generate a business like that is amazing. I think maybe the share price will drop a little bit- but loyal customers will still be there so it wont take long for them to rebound and I think theyll probably go from strength to strength." - Dan Sommer, 33
    "Obviously, as we saw with yesterday's product launch- the products won't be as good," - Michael Christofides, 30

11.24am: Danny Hart, manager of the Apple Store, Sydney, said they were planning to pay their own respects to Steve Jobs.

    "There will be a link on our website so people can send personal messages. Obviously it is a very difficult time for us and that's all I can say."


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/steve-jobs-dead-apple-confirms-former-ceo-loses-fight-20111006-1lag8.html#ixzz1ZxT5IkWe

Thank god for this breaking news
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 08:47:27 PM
someone i know on twitter just seriously asked if people were headed out to apple stores, smh
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 05, 2011, 08:47:29 PM
I don't know whether to feel bad or disgusted by the possibility of a "conspiracy."

RIP Steve.

In other news, his official biography will be delayed again for a couple of months to fit the 200-page final chapter. That author has to be one of the luckiest guys on the planet.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Brehvolution on October 05, 2011, 08:48:16 PM
Isn't it ironic that Jobs died with this much unemployment?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 05, 2011, 08:49:02 PM
Isn't it ironic that Jobs died with this much unemployment?

So bad :rofl

:(
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2011, 08:49:23 PM
I don't know whether to feel bad or disgusted by the possibility of a "conspiracy."

RIP Steve.

In other news, his official biography will be delayed again for a couple of months to fit the 200-page final chapter. That author has to be one of the luckiest guys on the planet.

Actually he plans on releasing the biography as is, and just re-releasing it every year with 10 new pages of the final chapter
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Diunx on October 05, 2011, 08:53:57 PM
Never bought any of his product.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: cool breeze on October 05, 2011, 08:54:05 PM
someone i know on twitter just seriously asked if people were headed out to apple stores, smh


I'm almost certain people will be lighting candles outside Apple stores before the day is over

I don't know whether to feel bad or disgusted by the possibility of a "conspiracy."

RIP Steve.

In other news, his official biography will be delayed again for a couple of months to fit the 200-page final chapter. That author has to be one of the luckiest guys on the planet.

Noah Wyle will play Steve Jobs a third time in the movie adaptation?

Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 08:54:25 PM
Quote
ThatKevinSmith KevinSmith
Our parents had JFK, we had Steve Jobs. Edison gave us electricity, Jobs gave us the Jetsons in real life. We lost an icon today. Mourn him.

ffs
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Barry Egan on October 05, 2011, 09:01:35 PM
Ahaha Kevin Smith you stupid idiot.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 05, 2011, 09:03:14 PM
Steve was important n all but msnbc needs to give me a few seconds of other things that happened today
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: cool breeze on October 05, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
Quote
ThatKevinSmith KevinSmith
Our parents had JFK, we had Steve Jobs. Edison gave us electricity, Jobs gave us the Jetsons in real life. We lost an icon today. Mourn him.

ffs

if that annoys you, don't read the gaf thread right now (or ever)

I don't think people actually want him to rest in peace.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2011, 09:14:51 PM
I came home and checked Twitter and saw it was down. Makes sense.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: drew on October 05, 2011, 09:16:28 PM
Steve was important n all but msnbc needs to give me a few seconds of other things that happened today

thats what you get for watching network news you fucking sea cucumber
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: cool breeze on October 05, 2011, 09:17:30 PM
I came home and checked Twitter and saw it was down. Makes sense.

home? can't you check twitter on your iphone?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 05, 2011, 09:18:08 PM
civil war america had lincoln, we had jobs
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2011, 09:18:53 PM
I came home and checked Twitter and saw it was down. Makes sense.

home? can't you check twitter on your iphone?


i've never paid for a new apple product
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 05, 2011, 09:20:11 PM
Steve was important n all but msnbc needs to give me a few seconds of other things that happened today

thats what you get for watching network news you fucking sea cucumber

How else am I supposed to masturbate to Ed?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 09:20:36 PM
He's the Shakespeare of our time; a true American hero.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 05, 2011, 09:21:41 PM
ancient greece had its aristotle, we had our jobs
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 09:24:38 PM
i guess i knew the virtual votives for St Steve would be ridiculous but now that it's actually here, i'm gagging. People really have no idea what sheep they are sometimes. I mean, this is all just MARKETING. They love their gadgets more than anything meaningful, and they have been taught by ads and Apple conferences to attach that love to a person called Steve Jobs.

I am obviously not calling the man's achievements into question. But the 'Cult of Apple' has never been more apparent than today.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 09:28:05 PM
Just like the English revolution freed us from the tyranny of Monarchy, the Jobs revolution freed us of the tyranny of ugly portable devices.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 09:28:14 PM
I guess this is a foreshadowing of the day Miyamoto passes
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: The Sceneman on October 05, 2011, 09:29:30 PM
yeah, I had nothing against Jobs, and death is always upsetting, but yeah, these Apple fans are next level distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

And whats all this John Lennon shit? What did he ever do? Jobs is 10x the man John Lennon was. Jobs gave me OSX, Lennon wrote a lot of horseshit music
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: archie4208 on October 05, 2011, 09:30:06 PM
[youtube=560,345]loxmPuBOiPM&[/youtube]

Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 09:30:09 PM
Just fer example, top of Google News right now:

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2394202,00.asp

''Steve Jobs Day' Poised to Become a Memorial'
'Little did a small group of fans know that declaring "Steve Jobs Day" on Oct. 14 would have such a potential impact.
With Apple's announcement of former chief executive Steve Jobs' death at 56, the declaration of Steve Jobs Day - the day that the iPhone 4S goes on sale - has taken on additional poignancy. And the Facebook page dedicated to the event has become one of the first online memorials in the wake of Jobs' passing, besides Twitter, where the "RIP Steve Jobs" hashtag has dominated the online medium.'

I mean, fine, I guess? It's their time, they feel grief, they want to express it with their like-minded peers, doesn't hurt anyone...but my god, this is a CEO we're talking about. This is abnormally misdirected love.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: The Sceneman on October 05, 2011, 09:30:54 PM
I guess this is a foreshadowing of the day Miyamoto passes

god, I hope Miyamoto outlives me so I dont have to deal with that shit  :(
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 09:31:31 PM
STEVE JOBS DAY

...

I give up
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: The Sceneman on October 05, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
[youtube=560,345]loxmPuBOiPM&[/youtube]



FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK APPLE FANS
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 09:33:25 PM
I guess this is a foreshadowing of the day Miyamoto passes

god, I hope Miyamoto outlives me so I dont have to deal with that shit  :(

I know I got depressed just thinking about.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 09:42:33 PM
There's an iPhone vigil in SF tonight :lol

Good christ people get a grip

A grip on your new Iphone 4S.  This message brought to you by the spirit of Steve Jobs, technological messiah.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 09:43:38 PM
Posting from a PC fyi

how dare you disrespect Steve Jobs like that. He's a modern day Ghandi
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 09:45:47 PM
There's an iPhone vigil in SF tonight :lol

Good christ people get a grip

genuinely curious. What does this entail? Sitting around like a bunch of hippies waving your iPhone in the air?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 09:47:26 PM
fucking hipsters ruining the world for everyone
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 05, 2011, 09:49:55 PM
Steve Jobs gets an entire memorial DAY and Gunpei Yokoi gets NOTHING?! :maf
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 09:51:10 PM
Gunpei Yokoi

Who?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 05, 2011, 09:54:26 PM
i wouldn't wish how he died on my worst enemy, and i think no one at that company will ever have the pure instinct he had, but yeah, at the end of it he made shiny gadgets - cry for the guy who dies at 56 while working towards a solution for world hunger or something
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 05, 2011, 09:55:34 PM
heaven had its archangel michael, we had our techangel steve
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2011, 09:56:25 PM
Privileged youth mourn the death of gadget maker

seriously though, comparing him to JFK is beyond the pale
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 09:58:39 PM
Should be #whitewhineday instead
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 10:00:25 PM
Sure JFK may have saved the world from nuclear war, but what would have been the point without my iphone?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 10:01:28 PM
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Sad about Steve Jobs. On par with Henry Ford, Carnegie and Edison.

This is quite sensible, although Edison is a bridge too far. This is what he was really good at: Business and marketing, with a bit of invention on the side.

People are basically attributing all of 20th/21st century culture to him. Artists, writers, movie-makers all gushing about how Jobs made everything they do possible. Nonsense. It would all have happened without him, with the likely exception of Pixar (which is a huge accomplishment of course). It's not like Photoshop can't run on PC, people. Or that mp3 players would never have become popular without iPods. What, we'd all still be listening to tape Walkmans or Minidisc players?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 05, 2011, 10:04:41 PM
i think he liked jews and black people a little more than those guys, but i need confirmation
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 10:06:10 PM
Same on you Cormac for being sensible.  Jobs was the sun in Plato's Allegory.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2011, 10:06:36 PM
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Sad about Steve Jobs. On par with Henry Ford, Carnegie and Edison.

This is quite sensible, although Edison is a bridge too far. This is what he was really good at: Business and marketing, with a bit of invention on the side.

People are basically attributing all of 20th/21st century culture to him. Artists, writers, movie-makers all gushing about how Jobs made everything they do possible. Nonsense. It would all have happened without him, with the likely exception of Pixar (which is a huge accomplishment of course). It's not like Photoshop can't run on PC, people. Or that mp3 players would never have become popular without iPods. What, we'd all still be listening to tape Walkmans or Minidisc players?

Agreed. He was an inventor, although his inventions aren't nearly as important to daily life as Ford's or Edison's; we're basically comparing the Wright Brothers to Willy Wonka here.

Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 10:07:02 PM
Imagine if Jobs had died in say 2003 instead of 2011. How would he be remembered differently?

more importantly, would it have delayed the hipster explosion of the late 00s?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: tiesto on October 05, 2011, 10:08:21 PM
Not an Apple fan at all, but still sad by this news. RIP.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2011, 10:13:38 PM
RIP

and here comes the hyperbole

Quote
@pvponline: Guys this is our John Lennon.

this put me into a fucking FIT :rofl
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2011, 10:14:35 PM
Imagine if Jobs had died in say 2003 instead of 2011. How would he be remembered differently?

more importantly, would it have delayed the hipster explosion of the late 00s?

What would technology be like in general? In particular, cell phones.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 10:16:20 PM
What's weird is that I'm an apple fan (I own a ton of their products), I was saddened by his untimely death (especially given that he had a lot more he could have done, given apple's suddenly bottomless cash position and market share...), I have no reason to dislike him as a person....and these fucking people are STILL driving me crazy!

I'm sure everyone's twitter feeds are the same. People that you thought were perfectly sane members of society revealed as drooling idiots.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Rman on October 05, 2011, 10:20:44 PM
Probably just showing off that you own Apple stuff.  So no different than any other day in SF.
LOL.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2011, 10:24:15 PM
Privileged youth mourn the death of gadget maker

seriously though, comparing him to JFK is beyond the pale

well for the record, jobs did a better job running apple than jfk did being president
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 10:25:44 PM
http://www.inthesetimes.com/working/entry/11863/remembering_steve_jobs_record_on_workers_rights/
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 10:29:11 PM
Privileged youth mourn the death of gadget maker

seriously though, comparing him to JFK is beyond the pale

well for the record, jobs did a better job running apple than jfk did being president
Because Apple never authorized a secret Cuban invasion?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: cool breeze on October 05, 2011, 10:30:15 PM
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Sad about Steve Jobs. On par with Henry Ford, Carnegie and Edison.

This is quite sensible, although Edison is a bridge too far. This is what he was really good at: Business and marketing, with a bit of invention on the side.

People are basically attributing all of 20th/21st century culture to him. Artists, writers, movie-makers all gushing about how Jobs made everything they do possible. Nonsense. It would all have happened without him, with the likely exception of Pixar (which is a huge accomplishment of course). It's not like Photoshop can't run on PC, people. Or that mp3 players would never have become popular without iPods. What, we'd all still be listening to tape Walkmans or Minidisc players?

is that the real Alec Baldwin and not some joke account?

oh...oh I'm dumb.  I thought he wrote all of that.  I was about to say Alec must have regrown his chest rug.

I don't know how twitter works.  Sincerely.
V
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 10:31:12 PM
jeez, i dunno. It looks real enough to me. I think I got the link from slate.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cheebo on October 05, 2011, 10:34:01 PM
Comparing him to JFK and John Lennon is just...odd.

But yeah for the tech industry he is very much at the same level of a Henry Ford. I can't see how anyone could deny that. As a inventor he was in a class of his own. But to compare him to figures out of the business world is starting to get over the top.

Just for the turn-around he brought to Apple in the last decade he has to be respected business wise, Apple isn't the #1 tech company in the world now for nothing. I doubt there is very many people here who haven't bought at least one Apple product since he took over as CEO about a decade ago. And of course Pixar. He wasn't the creative leader of the films, that was Lassetter but Pixar would be gone and dead in the 80's and never have made a single film without Jobs clearly.

You can "lolz hipsters" and rightfully so, they are treating this like it is the death of some sort of religious icon which is just embarrassing but as a modern day business man and CEO? The guy had no equal these past 10 years.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 05, 2011, 10:34:35 PM
I knew once I got this on my phone after I woke up from my nap that I would be avoiding facebook, twitter, and tech blogs for days.  I love Steve Jobs and I do think he was a modern genius in innovation, invention, and business, but I just can't take people publicly RIP-ing him just so they can.  I'm sad, quite sad actually, but I can't deal with what some people are probably saying.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Trent Dole on October 05, 2011, 10:39:31 PM
[youtube=560,345]nQmoIcyOWW0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 10:41:29 PM
I knew once I got this on my phone after I woke up from my nap that I would be avoiding facebook, twitter, and tech blogs for days.  I love Steve Jobs and I do think he was a modern genius in innovation, invention, and business, but I just can't take people publicly RIP-ing him just so they can.  I'm sad, quite sad actually, but I can't deal with what some people are probably saying.

...but you had to read this thread for the Real Talk
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 05, 2011, 10:50:05 PM
I'm weak
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 10:53:39 PM
you just don't want anyone else getting a piece of Your Magical Friend, Steve
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 10:55:27 PM
I'm weak

You're allowed to be weak, friend.  This is a time of mourning. 
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 10:56:24 PM
I'm weak

i have to give you props for not calling it your iPhone though. Still got some shred of dignity
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 05, 2011, 11:04:27 PM
I got it through a push notification  :-[
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 11:11:19 PM
Fred Shuttlesworth died today too. Can we talk about him?

depends, how was he viewed by hipsters?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: etiolate on October 05, 2011, 11:12:33 PM
He's up on cloud nine in heaven now, being asked if he's heard about the new cloud ten.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 05, 2011, 11:13:36 PM
It's sad that he died.

That's all I got.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 11:15:15 PM
It's sad that he died.

That's all I got.

Is that all? how disrespectful of you.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 05, 2011, 11:24:35 PM
It's sad that he died.

That's all I got.

Is that all? how disrespectful of you.

Oh, I know. I'm so ashamed.

It really is sad that he's dead, but my life isn't over or anything.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 05, 2011, 11:31:11 PM
It is once zombie Steve Jobs, the poet of the computer world, eats you for disrespecting him by not pulling your hair out while wailing.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/yMYbl.png)
[close]
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2011, 11:55:30 PM
Apple store in SF:

(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg618/scaled.php?tn=0&server=618&filename=hjgdix.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)

Yep, my admiration of Jobs is DEFINITELY dwindling by the second. It seems someone must hate him just to maintain some kind of balance in the Force
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 05, 2011, 11:57:41 PM
The Onion already shared a joke about a dead jobs on facebook- the hate comments are worth it. Its the Onion! come on people!
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 05, 2011, 11:58:44 PM
when did people get so uppity
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2011, 11:59:43 PM
when did people get so uppity

when a black man became president
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Rman on October 06, 2011, 12:01:13 AM
when did people get so uppity

when a black man became president
Nah.  Blame Twitter/FB.  Everyone has a soapbox now.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2011, 12:11:07 AM
everyone is offended by everything now
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 06, 2011, 12:59:01 AM
(http://www.cedmagic.com/history/apple-1-2-steves.jpg)

History will prove that the real hero is the man on the right.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: chronovore on October 06, 2011, 01:08:33 AM
AlecBaldwin Alec Baldwin
Sad about Steve Jobs. On par with Henry Ford, Carnegie and Edison.

This is quite sensible, although Edison is a bridge too far. This is what he was really good at: Business and marketing, with a bit of invention on the side.

People are basically attributing all of 20th/21st century culture to him. Artists, writers, movie-makers all gushing about how Jobs made everything they do possible. Nonsense. It would all have happened without him, with the likely exception of Pixar (which is a huge accomplishment of course). It's not like Photoshop can't run on PC, people. Or that mp3 players would never have become popular without iPods. What, we'd all still be listening to tape Walkmans or Minidisc players?

I dunno, Edison was also good at pilfering other people's ideas for his own, and making significant improvements to others' ideas... and to getting inferior versions to sell as well!
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: chronovore on October 06, 2011, 01:13:37 AM
The Onion already shared a joke about a dead jobs on facebook- the hate comments are worth it. Its the Onion! come on people!

Quote
BREAKING: Panicking Apple Board Of Directors Attempt To Restart Steve Jobs

:rofl

That's wicked, but Steve is probably laughing at it somewhere, too.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2011, 01:56:31 AM
(http://www.cedmagic.com/history/apple-1-2-steves.jpg)

History will prove that the real hero is the man on the right.

neanderthal
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 03:16:24 AM
Stephen Fry on Jobs legacy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/14664694
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 03:54:26 AM
(http://s1.proxy05.twitpic.com/photos/large/416277106.jpg)

Outside the Apple store in Ginza

I really am just  ??? at this point. It's very nice of them but why they feel moved to do this is beyond me. I am completely heartless obvs
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 03:55:39 AM
I guess we missed the apple-kool-aid Corma.

We are from another breed, of men that don't need to have their hands held by a company.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 04:02:35 AM
Our generation seems to think every single company in the world is EVIL unless it makes phones or games or fast food that they like, then they're AWESOME
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 04:04:03 AM
Deep down we know they are all the same though.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
I dunno guys. I just like Apple. :(
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 04:15:33 AM
I like 'em too, in a very general way, but what I'm seeing goes far beyond LIKE.

Not that it matters - everyone will soon forget as the news cycle cranks on.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 04:17:51 AM
People comparing him to great inventors and visionaries is really stretching it.

Like if he made computers popular, he didn't.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2011, 04:18:00 AM
True, this is way beyond 'like'
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: cool breeze on October 06, 2011, 04:19:56 AM
I like Apple.  I like Jobs.  I think he was an important guy.  I think it's sad that he's gone.  But the general reaction is pretty much this:

[youtube=560,345]pxx2meAQME8[/youtube]

and I hate that it seems cynical by comparison.  To me, cynical is making a bleak Apple logo with Jobs' face in it literally moments after he died.  How is that an actual reaction.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2011, 04:24:56 AM
People comparing him to great inventors and visionaries is really stretching it.

I wouldn't say that. He definitely was a visionary, but he wasn't an inventor so much as he was a businessman. The man helped turn around Apple from what it became in the 90's (which is to say, a joke) to THE leading company in the world in a matter of years. Anyone who argues that the man lacked vision is foolish. And this is without the mentioning of Pixar.

It really depends on the person you're comparing him to that makes the statement hyperbolic because in the past, Jobs had Woz who helped engineer and design the computers, whereas Jobs stood as the business guy. So I would think Edison is a poor example. But he's most definitely on par with Conrad Hilton/Walt Disney type of influence.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: The Sceneman on October 06, 2011, 04:26:07 AM
"THE leading company in the world"

yes, no company is bigger than Apple

http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/global500/2011/full_list/101_200.html

#111 on the top 500!

but they are still THE leading company, let me assure you
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 04:29:06 AM
Leading in what? Their market value is hugely overinflated, much like Nintendo's at the time of the Wii's height. They are just one of many players.

I don't fucking care he was a brilliant businessman, man. It's just money, I don't bow to money.

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1   Wal-Mart Stores   421,849   16,389
2   Royal Dutch Shell   378,152   20,127
3   Exxon Mobil   354,674   30,460
4   BP   308,928   -3,719
5   Sinopec Group   273,422   7,629
6   China National Petroleum   240,192   14,367
7   State Grid   226,294   4,556
8   Toyota Motor   221,760   4,766
9   Japan Post Holdings   203,958   4,891
10   Chevron   196,337   19,024

Where's Apple?

Oh wait in the real world, it's oil that makes the world go round. Not iOS.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2011, 04:40:54 AM
Oh, typo. I meant one of the leading companies.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 05:29:05 AM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img875/5185/iyff.jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 05:54:54 AM
It could be worse I suppose - it could be J.K. Rowling
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: chronovore on October 06, 2011, 06:15:07 AM
It could be worse I suppose - it could be J.K. Rowling

Hoooo hooo hoooooahahaahahahahahahhah!

Seriously, a full minute of snickers and snorts ensued. You bastard.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 06, 2011, 06:15:23 AM
I think it's kind of sad that a CEO has this strong of a cult of personality.  I don't want to see any of these fucknuts bitching and griping about the iron vice grip corporations have on our nuts here in the US.  I'm sure in a twist of irony, there are quite a few Occupy Wall Street losers weeping over his death.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 06:18:27 AM
(http://a.yfrog.com/img875/5185/iyff.jpg)

 :lol

:rofl
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 06:20:23 AM
I think it's kind of sad that a CEO has this strong of a cult of personality.  I don't want to see any of these fucknuts bitching and griping about the iron vice grip corporations have on our nuts here in the US.  I'm sure in a twist of irony, there are quite a few Occupy Wall Street losers weeping over his death.

Well spoken.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 06:37:52 AM
a touching tribute from the lads at SA

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/steve-jobs-dead.php
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: T-Short on October 06, 2011, 06:48:36 AM
As someone who works professionally with apple computers, and has done so for the latest 10 years, I'm hoping this will be the beginning of an end to the shitty personality cult part of Apple which I never subscribed to and always resented being associated with.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 06, 2011, 06:51:01 AM
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/steve_jobs2.gif)

 :lol brutal
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: chronovore on October 06, 2011, 06:53:03 AM
:rofl

Oh, shit. Going to Apple Hell for that.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 07:27:21 AM
As someone who works professionally with apple computers, and has done so for the latest 10 years, I'm hoping this will be the beginning of an end to the shitty personality cult part of Apple which I never subscribed to and always resented being associated with.

Hyoushi -are you high right now? :lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 07:28:41 AM
Feelbad - err, best to rehost that...?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: T-Short on October 06, 2011, 07:42:49 AM
As someone who works professionally with apple computers, and has done so for the latest 10 years, I'm hoping this will be the beginning of an end to the shitty personality cult part of Apple which I never subscribed to and always resented being associated with.

Hyoushi -are you high right now? :lol

Whut?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 07:45:16 AM
Well, the death of the Messiah tends to accentuate the cultish aspects, not diminish them, doesn't it? See JFK, John Lennon, Jim Morrison, blah blah blah

Every time Tim Cook screws up, it'll be 'Jobs would never have done that...', 'If only Steve had lived...'
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: T-Short on October 06, 2011, 07:55:00 AM
Well, the death of the Messiah tends to accentuate the cultish aspects, not diminish them, doesn't it? See JFK, John Lennon, Jim Morrison, blah blah blah

Every time Tim Cook screws up, it'll be 'Jobs would never have done that...', 'If only Steve had lived...'

Are you expecting him to screw up though? I mean, my point is that from now on, Jobs can't be credited with how amazing and magical new apple products are and how we should all love him for it. I mean, there was already an example on the first page of this thread:

Quote from: Some aussie distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
"Obviously, as we saw with yesterday's product launch- the products won't be as good," - Michael Christofides, 30
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 08:02:17 AM
That's the opposite of what I'm seeing on my FB.

An example: "Thousands of Syrians have died and no one mourned them, yet this apostate dies and suddenly the world stands still? Wut, because of this shitty thing in my hand that refuses to work most of the time?!"
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 08:21:10 AM
People are acting like if some artist, freedom fighter or inventor died. Steve Jobs was just selling shit. People need to get some sense of fucking perspective, its disgusting.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 08:28:44 AM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/mc89cw.jpg)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2011, 08:35:00 AM
The Jews had their Jesus, we had our Jobs.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: archie4208 on October 06, 2011, 08:35:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/JDfI9.jpg)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 08:43:13 AM
 :lol

You think people took a day off today?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cheebo on October 06, 2011, 09:00:27 AM
As someone who works professionally with apple computers, and has done so for the latest 10 years, I'm hoping this will be the beginning of an end to the shitty personality cult part of Apple which I never subscribed to and always resented being associated with.
He died with Apple at its height and he died young. The basically perfect mix of becoming deified by a rabid fanbase. If anything the personality cult of Apple is going to get a lot more crazy and more fanboyish.

Just look at what is going on at Apple stores today. My local news this morning showed flowers and candles at my towns store as well. This is the begining not the end sorry to say.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 09:39:49 AM
I personally think you're disgusting, Lager.

:lol brutal

(http://i.imgur.com/NfKmy.gif)

Fixed.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 09:40:34 AM
People are acting like if some artist, freedom fighter or inventor died. Steve Jobs was just selling shit. People need to get some sense of fucking perspective, its disgusting.

Well, all things equal he was REALLY important in the tech sector- and at the ground floor of the entire thing. I think he should be recognized for that- HOWEVER, three hour blocks of people talking about him last night were ridiculous
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Barry Egan on October 06, 2011, 09:42:20 AM
from a slate article (http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2011/10/06/video_of_clashes_at_occupy_wall_street_march.html) on Occupy Wall Street:

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On the Manhattan side of the bridge, pointing at cops -- countless smartphones and tablets, many of them Apple branded, taping the scene or tweeting what was happening. These are protests in the world Steve Jobs has made -- more transparent than anyone could have predicted.
 

 ???  Is Steve Jobs really the one to thank for the transparency of these protests?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 09:43:24 AM
People are acting like if some artist, freedom fighter or inventor died. Steve Jobs was just selling shit. People need to get some sense of fucking perspective, its disgusting.

Well, all things equal he was REALLY important in the tech sector- and at the ground floor of the entire thing. I think he should be recognized for that- HOWEVER, three hour blocks of people talking about him last night were ridiculous

Oh yeah sure. But lets keep things in proportion.

I personally think you're disgusting, Lager.

What did I do?

Is it wrong to give counterweight to this madness?

Do I tell you how I feel about you? You got some personal vendetta or what?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 06, 2011, 09:44:00 AM
I personally think you're disgusting, Lager.

:lol brutal

(http://i.imgur.com/NfKmy.gif)

Fixed.

:lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 10:00:03 AM
What did I do?

Is it wrong to give counterweight to this madness?

Do I tell you how I feel about you? You got some personal vendetta or what?

:teehee
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Diunx on October 06, 2011, 10:05:11 AM
Personally I'm having a great time watching the apple fanboys going medically insane :rofl
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 10:11:20 AM
Nevermind.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 10:22:00 AM
I was just looking for an opener to compliment my pro-Apple GIF. :lol

Didn't expect a strong reaction.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 10:26:01 AM
My bad man  :-[
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 11:10:59 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/steve-jobs-dead,26266/

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I'm already getting tired of that commercial where John Hodgman brags about how he's a PC and is alive.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Diunx on October 06, 2011, 11:17:36 AM
What the fuck now The Onion is charging to read their website? smh.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2011, 11:25:34 AM
http://www.theonion.com/articles/steve-jobs-dead,26266/

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I'm already getting tired of that commercial where John Hodgman brags about how he's a PC and is alive.

:lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: T-Short on October 06, 2011, 11:36:44 AM
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/jobs100611/s_j10_28283916.jpg)

(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/jobs100611/s_j15_28284378.jpg)

(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/jobs100611/s_j16_28288112.jpg)

(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/jobs100611/s_j17_28287758.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Diunx on October 06, 2011, 11:37:21 AM
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davidscottjaffe davidscottjaffe
Hoping I can make time to go to the Apple Store today. Feels stupid to say but I kinda just want to pay my respects...a buy some stuff:)...

 :dur


Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 11:37:58 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/06/westboro-baptist-church-steve-jobs-funeral_n_998032.html
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 11:50:45 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsnhvoytBK1r4st1io1_1280.jpg)

Those half-eaten apples will go bad in mere minutes. SMH.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Tieno on October 06, 2011, 11:52:00 AM
People are acting like if some artist, freedom fighter or inventor died. Steve Jobs was just selling shit. People need to get some sense of fucking perspective, its disgusting.
artists don't sell shit? it's on the same level as an artist/semi-inventor.

Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 11:55:00 AM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsnhvoytBK1r4st1io1_1280.jpg)

Those half-eaten apples will go bad in mere minutes. SMH.

When I die I hope people leave garbage at my house
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: benjipwns on October 06, 2011, 11:56:58 AM
:lol

You think people took a day off today?
http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=13487419&postcount=2552
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 12:03:36 PM
People are so fuckin weird
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 06, 2011, 12:06:43 PM
I'm glad they bit those apples and threw them on the fucking floor instead of donating them to a homeless shelter.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: benjipwns on October 06, 2011, 12:11:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5aJep.png)

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(http://i.imgur.com/hcSJA.jpg)
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Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: cool breeze on October 06, 2011, 12:12:04 PM
there's grief, and then there's this stuff.  i'm still confused by how this is an actual reaction.  like, all those apples.  what are the chances there is a genuine caring thought behind it, and not just setup for a "wicked somber" picture to send around.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 12:15:50 PM
I think of all the shit going on- its apple devices with IMAGES of a candle on them that make me cringe
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
As expected: Pre-Orders for Steve Jobs Biography Skyrocket 41,800% (http://www.iclarified.com/entry/index.php?enid=17209)

It's like he won the lottery.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 12:36:37 PM
I think of all the shit going on- its apple devices with IMAGES of a candle on them that make me cringe

They're not IMAGES, they're APPS!

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Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 12:39:38 PM
fuhhhhh

edit: but I do like the 'its fun at first' review :lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2011, 12:46:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrOZd.png)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 12:48:27 PM
ˇAy, caramba!
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 12:50:21 PM
Crazyville.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: T-Short on October 06, 2011, 12:57:48 PM
http://xkcd.com/961/ (http://xkcd.com/961/)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Mupepe on October 06, 2011, 01:04:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZrOZd.png)
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Robo on October 06, 2011, 01:22:36 PM
Some asshole AVClub commenter:

"Jobs never saw his life Flash before his eyes, because it wasn't supported."

 :lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 01:23:00 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 01:26:03 PM
Thats just brutal.

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I laughed  :'(
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Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: lennedsay on October 06, 2011, 01:37:03 PM
Oh damn :lol

I ate homemade apple pie last night and a homemade apple turnover this morning. They were delicious.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 06, 2011, 02:08:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AKDRJ.png)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2011, 02:17:39 PM
 :lol Oh brother
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 06, 2011, 02:38:39 PM
Omg, just
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 06, 2011, 02:56:45 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 06, 2011, 04:00:33 PM
This page

:rofl
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Positive Touch on October 06, 2011, 05:08:48 PM
ok, now im kind of feeling like a dick for loling
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2011, 06:39:07 PM
the bore hates on pixar movies regularly.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 06:39:55 PM
I like a lot of pixar movies, just found toy story movies boring
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2011, 06:42:50 PM
Toy Story 2 and 3 are definitely boring. Toy Story 1 :bow
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: cool breeze on October 06, 2011, 06:49:58 PM
pixar has been shaky with the past few movies but yeah, pixar has made some amazing movies in the past.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone hate on The Incredibles
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 06, 2011, 06:52:47 PM
I loved the man probably mostly because of NSObject and his use of objective-C  :-[
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 06, 2011, 07:03:20 PM
:bow UP :bow2
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 06, 2011, 07:26:11 PM
Two grown men in their late 40s today were visibly crying at Jobs' death today at work.

Both of these men are huge teabaggers and one of them is a hardcore birther.

Only Steve Jobs could bring effete hipsters and teabaggers together.

The last unifier :'(
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2011, 08:03:50 PM
jobs killing measures arent good for the economy
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 06, 2011, 08:04:14 PM
over/under 1 week for the hyperbole to die down? I'm saying over :(
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Shaka Khan on October 06, 2011, 08:08:22 PM
I can see it dying by Monday.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 06, 2011, 10:38:38 PM
He was behind the original technology and funding for the Pixar project.  He gets credit for the company, deservedly.

But I think you're being sarcastic so idk
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 06, 2011, 11:05:52 PM
Pretty sure Jobs could still take a bow for Pixar, come on. Very few people actually 'invent' anything of consequence solo these days so the comparisons with Edison etc are obviously apples/oranges.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 07, 2011, 12:08:46 AM
Most any "new, innovative" successful commercial product has decades of academic and industrial research, and previous failed commercialization attempts, behind it. it's one of my pet peeves that most people don't seem to really appreciate this.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 07, 2011, 12:17:52 AM
Founding pixar @=/= making Up
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 07, 2011, 12:52:55 AM
I don't know guys, is he being sarcastic here? I say it's borderline.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2011, 02:08:08 AM
Same as with Nintendo, what bothers me isnt the company- its the fans. Well...Nintendo still bothers me but whatcha gonna do
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 07, 2011, 02:10:06 AM
not 24 hours ago cormac was with me

now he is on the side of the apple-polishers  :'(

groo got to him too

I have nuanced views, which are difficult to pigeonhole. This is awesome because it allows me to be a dick to everybody :rock

(Real talk, btw: No-one gave a rat's ass about Jobs before iPod, no-one I consider human anyway)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2011, 02:15:41 AM
not 24 hours ago cormac was with me

now he is on the side of the apple-polishers  :'(

groo got to him too

I have nuanced views, which are difficult to pigeonhole. This is awesome because it allows me to be a dick to everybody :rock

(Real talk, btw: No-one gave a rat's ass about Jobs before iPod, no-one I consider human anyway)

what about the imac
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: chronovore on October 07, 2011, 02:16:43 AM
This is true. Jobs was a monster/darling in Silicon Valley, but only when the iPod came out did things go mainstream (Your MP3 player? Sorry, what? 128MB? Massive 512MB? TRY 5 GIGS.") for Apple, and then he followed up with iTunes Music Store agreements, reigning in the previously unstoppable hubris of the western record conglomerate.

That's something.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2011, 02:20:00 AM
I dunno, I thought Apple went mainstream again for the first time since I was a kid when they put out the imac. I remember lots of uppity suburbanite mothers and even teachers going on about how cute and convenient it was. That shit was even in Foxtrot.

I saw the ipod as a natural evolution of the imac's level of convenience, except for mp3 players, because it was the first non-shitty looking mp3 player that I remember.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 07, 2011, 02:52:36 AM
iMac certainly helped Apple turn it around but I think 'mainstream' is a bit of an exaggeration. They had a tiny sliver of market share at that point. It was all Windows, all day. It wasn't until the iPod halo effect kicked in that people really started to make the switch, as I remember it (and I blatantly can't be arsed to look any of this up)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2011, 02:56:37 AM
That's generally what I mean, it helped turn around Apple's cursed karma. Before iMac, I don't think anyone I knew really took Apple products seriously. We thought mac's were only used for computer classes since it was the only type of computer we had in schools pre-high school, mostly for typing and computer classes. But iMac came, and suddenly people were interested in Apple again.

I'm not saying iMac had as much influence as iPod, but it really sowed the seeds for later success, I think.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 07, 2011, 03:31:16 AM
it was definitely OS X that started the revival of interest, at least among the techie crowd.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: benjipwns on October 07, 2011, 03:35:43 AM
We thought mac's were only used for computer classes since it was the only type of computer we had in schools pre-high school, mostly for typing and computer classes.
IIRC that was a huge amount of free/discounted computers Apple gave away during Jobs' exile in a desperate hope to establish a future market share with all the kids who grew up on HyperStudio (the future of information technology!) and KidPix. And they hung around for years because of the cost to replace them until Microsoft, Dell and some others started similar programs. (Plus the importance of teaching Microsoft Office became a priority.)

Ironically, that generation became a key part of Apple's base but probably not because of that program.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2011, 03:41:52 AM
I really liked Apple Macintosh's

Day of the Tentacle :drool
Putt  Putt :drool

I didn't know that, benji. Makes sense. We were raised on mac's in school in a time when most people didn't have computers at home.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: benjipwns on October 07, 2011, 03:54:08 AM
Apple actually got into supplying education earlier with the Apple II's but I think it was during that morbid Mac era where they really got into it since it wasn't like anyone else wanted them.

I think most anyone from the 80s and 90s enjoyed some fine Mac edutainment gaming with The Oregon Trail and Number/Word/Super Munchers.

And those hott CD-ROMs you had to put in the case before you put it in the drive or you couldn't play Myst!
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2011, 03:55:00 AM
Apple II was actually the first computer I used. They had them in elementary school and we'd play games for education and shit.

:bow Oregon Trail :bow2
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: benjipwns on October 07, 2011, 04:09:51 AM
Actually, looking back, most of the teachers basically didn't know anything about the computers and it was something they had stuck in their classroom and were told the kids need to learn to use it, so you didn't really do anything educational in a traditional manner with them and were just left alone to play games on them until the typing stuff came along.

It's fun to realize that most of the people who were gathered around the lone Apple II, debating whether we should ford the river and laughing at the tombstones, while everyone else ran around and drew pictures shockingly wound up being the people playing Quake, Unreal Tournament and such in high school. In my case I've got a good number of them on my Steam list today. Sometimes nothing changes. :lol

I remember on the Macs they had this fake desktop thing where you could only access like ten programs and nothing else, but we found out this keystroke that brought up the admin password prompt and the password was the name of the school (for the teachers and staff obviously) and you got full access to the entire computer from it.

Was totally like WarGames.
 
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2011, 04:17:12 AM
We had an actual computer class at my elementary school. class owned :bow

thanks humble elementary, before you started to suck! :bow
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2011, 04:22:17 AM

It's fun to realize that most of the people who were gathered around the lone Apple II, debating whether we should ford the river and laughing at the tombstones, while everyone else ran around and drew pictures shockingly wound up being the people playing Quake, Unreal Tournament and such in high school. In my case I've got a good number of them on my Steam list today. Sometimes nothing changes. :lol

 


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Back in high school we had system wide servers and people would install Duke 3d, UT, EVERYTHING on there and we'd play in computer classes. Owned my balls so hard. Sometimes we'd put MAME emulator on there and play Street Fighter Alpha 2. :bow
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: benjipwns on October 07, 2011, 05:04:40 AM
In my last year we had an A+ cert class (which the teacher described to anyone who took his programming class as "learning how to put computers together and play StarCraft" which of course wound up with 80% people who could do that in their sleep and then the people there to actually learn) that got all these shit Dell computers "donated" by a local company but were like 40 computers for 15 people so of course they got cannibalized. We did terrible things to them.

The game that wound up taking off was Twisted Metal 2 PC because it supported eight players and ran perfectly on them all.  :lol

The teacher thought he was pretty great at gaming until he got between my Thumper and another guys Spectre a few times. And then he played this one kid in StarCraft, guy was insane, this was before we fully knew of Korea obviously.

School gaming was always more fun than regular gaming in the same titles even when the computers sucked more than what you had at home.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cheebo on October 07, 2011, 02:31:29 PM
School gaming was amazing. And it is so true it was always more fun at school than at home. At school all of us used to play this Worms like game that but was with tanks and had basic graphics and we were OBSESSED with it. I remember I found a download for it at home online after much searching (early days of having the internet at home for me, probably '97) and was so excited but...it just for some reason was not as much fun playing it at home.


Hell Paint (whatever it was called on 90's era Mac's in school) was endlessly entertaining when in school.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 07, 2011, 02:37:07 PM
School gaming was amazing. And it is so true it was always more fun at school than at home. At school all of us used to play this Worms like game that but was with tanks and had basic graphics and we were OBSESSED with it. I remember I found a download for it at home online after much searching (early days of having the internet at home for me, probably '97) and was so excited but...it just for some reason was not as much fun playing it at home.

Scorched Earth. What a fun game.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 07, 2011, 02:45:44 PM
So it wasn't Gunbound?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Diunx on October 07, 2011, 03:07:47 PM
:bow Gunbound :bow2
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cheebo on October 07, 2011, 03:19:56 PM
School gaming was amazing. And it is so true it was always more fun at school than at home. At school all of us used to play this Worms like game that but was with tanks and had basic graphics and we were OBSESSED with it. I remember I found a download for it at home online after much searching (early days of having the internet at home for me, probably '97) and was so excited but...it just for some reason was not as much fun playing it at home.

Scorched Earth. What a fun game.
YES THAT WAS IT. I forgot what it was called ages ago.

I loved Gunbound too but I played that at home, I was so addicted to Gunbound for a while.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 07, 2011, 04:54:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/vRuFV.png)

Also, two lines below the highlighted
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 08, 2011, 12:35:16 AM
Someone posted a pic of a vigil at an Apple Store on FB and I commented "Wait, this is for the marketer who sold you your phone?"

Whoooboy some people be hatin' on me tonight
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: chronovore on October 08, 2011, 01:48:02 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Man, this thing proves people have NO sense of perspective.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 08, 2011, 02:01:25 AM
I thought they posted the image to make fun of it because it was so completely ridiculous, there were little notes about Jobs on post-it notes, and apples with bites out of them

The desire to avoid drama overcomes my desire for humor, and therefore I held back from posting this on my Facebook

(http://ipadapplicationdeveloper.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Foxconn_Employee.jpg)

Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 08, 2011, 04:06:28 AM
Someone posted a pic of a vigil at an Apple Store on FB and I commented "Wait, this is for the marketer who sold you your phone?"

Whoooboy some people be hatin' on me tonight

I got some hate on twitter for much the same thing. It was a useful reminder to block some fools though.

Thankfully twitter has gone back to 'oh god my iPhone battery sucks' and '3G sucks on Verizon' and 'Why can't i get an iPhone 4S in pink' and such banality. Couldn't have taken much more really. He made better toys and marketed them better than the next guy, he didn't change the fucking world!
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Polari on October 08, 2011, 11:47:29 PM
Apple II was actually the first computer I used. They had them in elementary school and we'd play games for education and shit.

:bow Oregon Trail :bow2

Same, but this was in 1995 because I went to a school for poors.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 10, 2011, 08:22:13 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFvT_qEZJf8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 10, 2011, 09:51:51 PM
(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr75/KAKwit/UWRNr.jpg)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 10, 2011, 10:04:08 PM
(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr75/KAKwit/UWRNr.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Brehvolution on October 11, 2011, 08:55:18 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: originalz on October 11, 2011, 08:24:21 PM
I remember on the Macs they had this fake desktop thing where you could only access like ten programs and nothing else, but we found out this keystroke that brought up the admin password prompt and the password was the name of the school (for the teachers and staff obviously) and you got full access to the entire computer from it.

Was totally like WarGames.
 

Oh man, I remember that thing, it was called Finder.  I eventually found out the password to get into the main system just by looking at other teachers typing it in, but before that I found a more unusual method.  Apparently there was a bug where if you just keymashed at the password prompt, eventually you would be able to get in, I just found out one day when I was bored.  We were all pretty shocked and didn't know what to do, one of my friends suggested that we put the Finder program in the trash bin.  Apparently that was a bad idea since the computer would be down for maintenance indefinitely, although after a few months they just replaced it with a new one that was more powerful, so I guess it kind of worked out in the end.  Looking back, I'm kind of surprised that we never got in trouble for it, guess my friends knew how to keep secrets.

When I did find out the legit password, I used to brag that I found a way to hack through the prompt and would do some absurd key sequences for show while typing in the real password.  I once mentioned it to a teacher who didn't believe me and told me to show her, I did it and she became absolutely mortified and told me to never do that again or I could get in serious trouble.  Haha, the good old days of "hacking".  I also used to go in the school computer lab during my free periods and type random ALT+numpad sequances in Word, I would usually open a normal computer file which showed a bunch of garbage on the screen, and just type in random characters.  The teachers would always looke really worried and ask what I was doing, I just said that I was programming.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Brehvolution on October 12, 2011, 04:23:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ngdMk.jpg)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: tiesto on October 13, 2011, 02:41:49 PM
RIP to someone who has had way more influence on modern computing than Jobs, but not nearly the level of recognition:

http://boingboing.net/2011/10/12/dennis-ritchie-1941-2011-computer-scientist-unix-co-creator-c-co-inventor.html (http://boingboing.net/2011/10/12/dennis-ritchie-1941-2011-computer-scientist-unix-co-creator-c-co-inventor.html)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: pilonv1 on October 14, 2011, 12:06:25 AM
GOING TO HELL

(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr75/KAKwit/no_hope_no_cash_no_jobs_kevin_bacon.jpg)

I DONT CARE
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2011, 12:28:19 AM
RIP to someone who has had way more influence on modern computing than Jobs, but not nearly the level of recognition:

http://boingboing.net/2011/10/12/dennis-ritchie-1941-2011-computer-scientist-unix-co-creator-c-co-inventor.html (http://boingboing.net/2011/10/12/dennis-ritchie-1941-2011-computer-scientist-unix-co-creator-c-co-inventor.html)

It's weird to think that C has been around so long that it's creator has died.  A true testament to how awesome it is.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 14, 2011, 02:44:00 PM
(http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/bor111014.gif)
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: chronovore on October 20, 2011, 06:31:44 PM
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Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 21, 2011, 03:30:22 AM
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"I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple's $40 billion in the bank, to right this wrong," Jobs said. "I'm going to destroy Android, because it's a stolen product. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this."

The great fucking philantropist. How about giving some money to cancer research Steve.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TEC_STEVE_JOBS_BOOK?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-10-20-19-24-52
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 25, 2011, 09:33:59 AM
Man, if you ever needed a single, specific example of Gizmodo bottoming out into complete worthlessness, here it is:

http://gizmodo.com/5852729/songs-to-read-the-steve-jobs-biography-by

they've been squirting shit like that across their front page every single day since the dude died
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cheebo on October 26, 2011, 07:51:43 AM
Anyone reading the book? It's fascinating to see his unfiltered views of his competition. Some pretty intense anger and hatred of everything Google while seeing Microsoft like some old forgotton dying pet that deserves pity and a pat on the head.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 26, 2011, 07:53:14 AM
How much did you pay for the book?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 26, 2011, 11:00:39 AM
Can we let this thread die like steve jobs?

 :lol @ those quotes if true
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Brehvolution on October 26, 2011, 11:26:35 AM
http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/stories/032411jobsa

Total dickface.

Is this new to people? Is this some surprise?
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: chronovore on October 26, 2011, 11:34:03 AM
Not really.

There's another story about, well, this:
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Jobs saved money and traveled to India with a college friend searching for philosophical enlightenment and returned home with a shaved head and wearing traditional Indian clothing ready to resume working for Atari creating a circuit board for the game Breakout. Atari made an offer of $100 for each chip reduced in the Atari machine so Jobs knowing little about circuit boards made a deal with the knowledgeable Wozniak to split the money between them. Wozniak amazingly reduced the chip count by 50, which ended up being impossible to reproduce on a production line. Jobs then told Wozniak Atari only gave him $700 rather than the $5000 he got and gave Wozniak $350.

When Woz eventually found out about the money, Woz cried.

Can you imagine how horrible that would look, Woz crying? It's unthinkable.

Oh, and the unmarked silver Benz stuff is true. Not just the plates, but he removed the insignias and other designs. I'd been to 1 Infinite Loop on one of the days he parked it in a handicapped spot.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cheebo on October 26, 2011, 12:28:14 PM
Interesting how the book portrays that story. Jobs even while near death told the author the story wasn't true and swore he never did that to Wozniak. Wozniak says he cried when he heard it but Jobs swore to him it wasn't true and Wozniak says to this day he believes Jobs and said Steve would never lie to him. Although the author clearly thinks it happened.

Wozniaks undying loyalty to Jobs long after leaving Apple that he shows in all his interviews in the book was something else. No one in the book idolizes Steve more than Woz.
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Himu on October 26, 2011, 12:37:14 PM
http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/stories/032411jobsa

Total dickface.

:rofl
Title: Re: Steve Jobs has died
Post by: Cheebo on October 26, 2011, 01:30:04 PM
Jobs and his girlfriend he got knocked up but denied he was the father was such a weird hilarious story. She used to come into his house and write messages to Jobs insulting him all over his walls with characoal, ripped up his furniture, and bring and leave stray cats to pee all over his stuff.  :lol