THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on October 28, 2011, 04:38:23 PM
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In the past week i've had two people from work say I should get a second cat. Does no one understand THE TWO CAT RULE?!
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what is the two cat rule?
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A single dude that keeps his affairs in order and is relatively clean looking cannot own more than one cat without looking like THE CAT GUY.
Sure, im not out trolling for the ladies anymore but I dunno if I wanna be THAT GUY
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Isn't it three cat rule?
Two cats is pretty common so the cats won't get lonely.
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You are already that guy, just for a different reason, unfortunately. You can't ever avoid being that guy
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Maybe ill get a mouse so its all Tom n Jerry up in here
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(http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/d/d1/Crazycatlady.jpg)
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THE CAT GUY.
New name for MAF, plz.
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You guys do realize that this is only leading to my gradual acceptance of the idea :/
You dudes were sposed to back me up!
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swimming in kitty fur :heart
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Box of kittens!!!
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I made fun of a coworker for owning 2 cats; she informed me you weren't a crazy cat lady until you had 3 and 2 was TOTALLY NORMS
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Is 3 the new 2? Is that what youre saying?
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Cool normal people can own 2 cats - only weirdos like AWESOM-O have 3
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(http://i.imgur.com/Gu1A7.png)
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Cool normal people can own 2 cats - only awesome people like AWESOM-O have 3
fixed!
YOU CAN'T OWN TOO MANY CATS!
i only own one :(
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I had three at one point, but only because it was a stray that became friends with my younger cat.
Two isn't shameful. Cats need a cat friend too, like you!
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Is 3 the new 2? Is that what youre saying?
yes
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No such thing as too much pussy, amirite.
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Don't fuck cats either.
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Two isn't shameful. Cats need a cat friend too, like you!
The problem with that is they will feel PRESSURED into becoming friends with each other, and nobody likes that, even with someone you might otherwise befriend
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Not if they were already friends to begin with. WHen I adopt some cats, I plan on adopting two buddy kitties.
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Don't fuck cats either.
:sp0rsk1