THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on January 02, 2007, 12:30:04 PM
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Yo 'bore,
As you cats know, I met a girl and we fell in love and then she needed a place to live and, so, despite knowing each other for less than 3 weeks, she moved into my tiny apartment. I'm sure the adventures will come fast and furious, so hereby I announce a new GilloD project.
"The Adventures of Hot Roommate Whom I am Doing", consider it a spinoff of "Adventures of Fat Roommate, who I will never do"
So far, life has been good. I picked her up at the airport, we went to a friends for NYE, drank way too much, felt each other up and passed out. We got lost on the way back to Brooklyn, but we still made it home in time to catch Jason Anderson and Harry and the Potters (Who, to my surprise, brought the ROCK) at Union Hall. Jason Anderson gave us a hug, reaffirmed our lives and then we went home to watch shitty cable TV, do it for a few hours and fall asleep.
So far, it's domestic bliss. I mean. Between the two of us, we have about four times more stuff than my apartment was ever meant to hold, but we're working it out. A boring first episode? Mayhaps. But I'm sure terrible things will start to happen. Look forward to: "The Time to We Went to Montague", "The Time We Rescued Hot Roommate-Girlfriend's Stuff From Ex-Girlfriend's Room" and "How do you dispose of a body?"
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You know what? Get off my internet. If you have the audacity to make 10 paragraph posts about a woman and NOT post her pick, you are no friend of mine
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go to hell phoenix
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go to hell phoenix
he was being sarcastic. :lol
I hope
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go to hell phoenix
he was being sarcastic. :lol
I hope
I was, jesus christ whiteAcid don't make me kill your skinny priestess.
But I DO want pics
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go to hell phoenix
he was being sarcastic. :lol
I hope
I was, jesus christ whiteAcid don't make me kill your skinny priestess.
But I DO want pics
Oh, PD. Maybe. Maybe just for you.
But then I remember the way things go around here and how that decision would come back to haunt me forever and ever and probably ruin my precious relationship. But maybe.
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go to hell phoenix
he was being sarcastic. :lol
I hope
I was, jesus christ whiteAcid don't make me kill your skinny priestess.
But I DO want pics
Oh, PD. Maybe. Maybe just for you.
But then I remember the way things go around here and how that decision would come back to haunt me forever and ever and probably ruin my precious relationship. But maybe.
If you're smart with it she won't find out. I made a stupid decision last time I posted a chick's pic.
Just Imageshack and Photobucket the pic and no one will be able to trace it
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Why must you toy with my emotions GilloD... I told you I loved you, and hours later you post THIS on the internet!
You bastard.
*sobs*
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While this is fast and could be a complete fucking disaster, you have my support.
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#1 rule of the internetz:
dont accept advice from said internetz
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Newsflash:
He gave more advice then us and we never gave any.
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im tired
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well I'm lazy that kinda goes together in a non-sexual way.
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It's been the busiest week of my life, sorry for teh lack of update.
Well, 2 days in, it's been the best 2 day stretch of anything in recent memory. Tons of sex, lots of laughs. I was living the dream last night: I was writing on the futon, she was tapping away at Text Twist and there was a Sun Ra record on the stereo. Total magic.
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Oh well. Her school agreed to foot the bill if she showed up this semester, so it became a no-brainer. Ugh.
It's like. You have these illusions about how your life should be when you grow up. You'll sit in an uplit room, sipping coffee and playing jazz records over the hiss of the radiator. Then you grow up and you end up snorting 3rd-rate coke off a book of poetry with your fuck-up cousin.
And then, sometimes, a beautiful girl moves in with you for 9 days and you listen to jazz records and write while she pencils in Sudoku. The two of you fuck in the bathroom and then talk philosophy or economics and you think, "Maybe there's hope for growing up yet". Who knows. It was nice while it lasted, no?
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growing up has very little to do with fucking in the bathroom and talking philosophy and more about WELL FUCK WORK TOMORROW and WHAT DO YOU WANNA WATCH TONIGHT and SHIT HELL HOW DID WE OVERDRAFT I COULDA SWORN I LEFT A $500 BUFFER IN THERE and HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU PREGNANT WHEN YER ON THE PILL