THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on November 03, 2011, 07:18:56 AM
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Which ones should make it there?
I really would like to see the PD one about that restaurant.
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News:
Guess what, sometimes something good happens to you and you want to celebrate with a family dinner at Olive Garden.
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:rofl
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You're so gay, you probably think this news feed is 'bout you.
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Thor's entire post history.
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I've had some good ones over the years.
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No you haven't! :lol :lol
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"When I am banging girls (literally) it seems fun and exciting."
"The best part of The Bore is all the great bathmat suggestions."
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Add the one about scaring white collar customer service reps with baseball bats. And the one about murdering someone in a rest stop.
"someone"? pfft
It was FOUR "someone"s!!!
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Don't call me a liar. I will only say that once. That is all I have to say.
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haters gonna hate, I've got free bread sticks
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Anything from that Bebpo thread.
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Something by Bebpo would be good.
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Something by Bebpo would be good.
Both of mine are Bebpo. :maf
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Don't call me a liar. I will only say that once. That is all I have to say.
:bow
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I feel like I scared Bebpo away. :(
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That's because you're a scary, curmudgeon man. Almost scared me away once.
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be careful business, i hear he has friends in the special forces that'll kill you if you talk bad about him on the internet! ::)
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PIRACY: If you can't find it online, you don't deserve it. Don't support lazy thieves and avoid posting links
:lol
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Too bad we don't have abrader around anymore. That guy coulda been a newsfeed superstar.
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the post where PD said he'll give a handy or a BJ to Tupac is good for it
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I feel like there should be some TBS or FoC quotes in the newsfeed rotation, but I'm too lazy to go back and look for them.
Then again, JD's "They exist because they do" is so emblematic of the balls out stupidity of libertopian thinking that maybe that's all we need.
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From a quick search, I pulled the following T234 gems:
"The wife tried to punch me and got knocked slap the fuck out with a three-foot long dildo for her trouble."
"I swung a three-foot-long 17-pound dildo like a baseball bat at this bitch's face. Caught her right in the chin. She was OUT. "
"I care more about this laptop than your life, don't touch it."
"Not one day of my life goes by without being fucked up."
"I was even more weirded out by the fact that it wasn't covered in cum."
"I demand a beard-off"
"I MUST MEET THE MUSTACHIOED MAN. I ALSO MUST GET STONED WITH LENNEDSAY'S MOM."
And that's just getting started.
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The Glen Shinobi quote about him thinking of something, but then someone doing it before him but half assed.
Jesus I can't remember any specifics.
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I just burst out laughing when I saw this one: "Just take it to PMs or I'll tear you apart"
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do i own the award for most trophies in the clams for news feed articles
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The Glen Shinobi quote about him thinking of something, but then someone doing it before him but half assed.
Jesus I can't remember any specifics.
Wilco leave Green alone. The truth is, he was creating - well planning on creating - his own aids vaccine that was going to be pretty life saving and have phenomenal aids killing power. He had the idea fleshed out. He would first make the vaccine, then inject people with it, and finally save all humanity. It was all going to be very admirable and noble and it would show us - philosophically - what it means to be human. But now these guys have beat him to it and worse did a half ass job of it. Green is just pretty bummed out that's all.