THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2011, 09:16:28 PM

Title: Let's have a laugh
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2011, 09:16:28 PM
http://indiegames.com/2011/11/amanita_shelves_machinariums_n.html

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The Czech developer's head Jakub Dvorský explained the WiiWare version's cancellation to GameSetWatch: "The port is practically finished, but after some discussions, we decided not to release it because it's just not good."

 He added, "The resolution is crap, and we had to squeeze the whole game (which is around 360 MB in [the] original version) into [the] 40 MB WiiWare limit. The music sounds terrible, the background pictures are heavily compressed, and we had to throw out ... some animations."
Title: Re: Let's have a laugh
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 10, 2011, 09:20:26 PM
lol wii
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 10, 2011, 09:27:31 PM
lol
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Post by: brob on November 10, 2011, 09:39:34 PM
good game. deserves better than the wii.

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flash too :'(
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Title: Re: Let's have a laugh
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2011, 09:43:54 PM
its on ipad and awesome
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on November 10, 2011, 10:45:10 PM
They shoulda just released it at retail.  Couldn't do worse than on Wiiware.
I fear for La Mulana and the Noitu Love 2 port.
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Post by: The Sceneman on November 10, 2011, 10:52:15 PM
Wii version would have been useless. Can't these Wiifags just get it on Steam or something?
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Post by: Trent Dole on November 11, 2011, 02:46:51 AM
My 120GB HD on the 360 is almost twice the size of the one on this here old ass laptop.  :fbm
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Post by: Owl-faced Wizard on November 11, 2011, 02:58:47 AM
My machine is more powerful than a 360 but it can't run virtually any of the upscaled 360 ports because nobody gives a shit about optimising.  If I actually wanted to play them I might be pretty sour about that.
Title: Let's have a laugh
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 11, 2011, 04:43:12 AM
This is off topic but can we stop using the platformfag terminology?

I suggest we go with xfab and ninfab, because they're all so FABULOUS!
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 11, 2011, 04:54:40 AM
Thats a gay thing to say.

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I agree it's a bit offensive to all our cocklovers
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Post by: Momo on November 11, 2011, 08:44:57 AM
What a wonderful set of constraints Nintendo has set for devs to battle against
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 11, 2011, 10:19:53 AM
Yeah this is Evilbore- grow some nuts
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 11, 2011, 10:21:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stIEnT5pX78
Title: Re: Let's have a laugh
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 11, 2011, 10:27:28 AM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on November 11, 2011, 10:02:13 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 11, 2011, 04:43:12 AM
This is off topic but can we stop using the platformfag terminology?

I suggest we go with xfab and ninfab, because they're all so FABULOUS!

if you ask me to be nice, i'll just leave

i don't come to the bore to fucking censor myself

Uh oh, Oscar is acting like a Fab again. What a cigarillo.
Title: Re: Let's have a laugh
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 11, 2011, 10:32:03 AM
I hate all Ninjews, Sonypolacks, and Xnigs
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Post by: drew on November 11, 2011, 10:34:43 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 11, 2011, 04:43:12 AM
This is off topic but can we stop using the platformfag terminology?

I suggest we go with xfab and ninfab, because they're all so FABULOUS!

you really are jinfash, aren't you?
Title: Re: Let's have a laugh
Post by: drew on November 11, 2011, 10:43:14 AM
jin is actually gay, but because of the culture surrounding him cannot speak or act upon it, this is his one little stand that he can make on the topic, at least let him have that :'(
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 11, 2011, 10:44:44 AM
He could just move from SA right. With all that oil money.
Title: Let's have a laugh
Post by: Reb on November 11, 2011, 10:56:06 AM
Bunch of fegs itt
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Post by: Third on November 11, 2011, 11:05:53 AM
Shaka Khan is Jinfash?

I can't keep up with these nickchanges!
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Post by: drew on November 11, 2011, 11:10:55 AM
pheonixdark is himuro

himuro is junpeiiheat :omg
Title: Let's have a laugh
Post by: Reb on November 11, 2011, 11:19:20 AM
I'm whiteman
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Post by: bork on November 11, 2011, 04:05:14 PM
So Street Fighter, with online play, is available in multiple versions on Xbox 360 and Playstation 3.  There's even SSF4 on 3DS with online play.

Wii, after all this time, still never got an online Street Fighter...UNTIL NOW!

Get ready for SUPER STREET FIGHTER II!  NOT TURBO!  FOR MEGA DRIVE!  WITH SHITTY ONLINE PLAY!
Title: Re: Let's have a laugh
Post by: Diunx on November 11, 2011, 04:29:38 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 11, 2011, 10:32:03 AM
I hate all Sonypolacks

Woah man! this offends me as a Sonyfag.