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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 09, 2006, 11:12:06 PM

Title: An Ode to Advil
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 09, 2006, 11:12:06 PM
o! advil! like teardrops; amber
you fall, shaken, by athene
and the stars, who, benighted, rouse behind mine eyes
are driven back by day's bright chariot
and i can fuckin' play rise of legends without dying.
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 09, 2006, 11:12:33 PM
I did a gajillion bottles when I worked retail
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: Diablos on August 09, 2006, 11:15:11 PM
Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster >:(
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 09, 2006, 11:16:10 PM
I cant tell, im usually asleep LOLZ WHAT?!
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 09, 2006, 11:16:47 PM
someone kill this man

those who blaspheme advil, that blessed nepenthe, must suffer for their venal wickedness

smite him, o goddess ibuprofen
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: Fatghost28 on August 09, 2006, 11:33:01 PM
Advil is awesome.  The new liquid gel ones are fantastic.  6 of those do a body good. :D

Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: Diablos on August 09, 2006, 11:43:07 PM
Oh, hey, for sore muscles, headaches, etc., advil is great.

But advil PM sux!
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: cloudwalking on August 09, 2006, 11:49:07 PM
Advil kicks the crap out of Tylenol :punch
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: Diablos on August 10, 2006, 12:13:40 AM
Sure does...
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: Error Macro on August 10, 2006, 02:21:29 AM
Quote from: Diablos on August 09, 2006, 11:15:11 PM
Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster >:(

Have you tried Simply Sleep or Tylenol PM? Works like a charm.
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: The Black Stallion on August 10, 2006, 03:53:57 AM
Quote from: Error Macro on August 10, 2006, 02:21:29 AM
Quote from: Diablos on August 09, 2006, 11:15:11 PM
Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster >:(

Have you tried Simply Sleep or Tylenol PM? Works like a charm.

I usually just read one of MAF's posts if I want to fall asleep.
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: captainbiotch on August 10, 2006, 03:56:44 AM
Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 10, 2006, 03:53:57 AM
Quote from: Error Macro on August 10, 2006, 02:21:29 AM
Quote from: Diablos on August 09, 2006, 11:15:11 PM
Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster >:(

Have you tried Simply Sleep or Tylenol PM? Works like a charm.

I usually just read one of MAF's posts if I want to fall asleep.

Let it rest for a bit, you're moving on down to 4th grade insults.
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: Diablos on August 10, 2006, 08:04:03 AM
Quote from: The Black Stallion on August 10, 2006, 03:53:57 AM
Quote from: Error Macro on August 10, 2006, 02:21:29 AM
Quote from: Diablos on August 09, 2006, 11:15:11 PM
Advil PM is a scam!

That shit didn't help me get to sleep any faster >:(

Have you tried Simply Sleep or Tylenol PM? Works like a charm.

I usually just read one of MAF's posts if I want to fall asleep.

 :hurr
Title: Re: An Ode to Advil
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 10, 2006, 09:20:01 AM
Diablos: That emoticon just sums up TBS's posts SO well

Captain: Moving down? I'd say he's moving up!