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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on November 17, 2011, 12:55:11 AM

Title: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: Himu on November 17, 2011, 12:55:11 AM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 17, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
One way to stop panic attacks is to bear down like you're taking a dump.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: Crushed on November 17, 2011, 01:02:30 AM
And one way to stop bear attacks is to take a dump while panicking.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: TEEEPO on November 17, 2011, 01:02:56 AM
having shit pushed up against my anus is nature's way of telling me it's okay to go both ways.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: TEEEPO on November 17, 2011, 01:09:13 AM
probably the part of the day for me. not only do i lose weight, but i can gain it right back afterwards. plus, feels good man.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: brob on November 17, 2011, 01:20:43 AM
Love it. stimulates my prostate without having to get a doctors appointment. thank you lord.
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Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2011, 01:37:50 AM
And one way to stop bear attacks is to take a dump while panicking.

I laughed way too hard at this.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2011, 01:38:11 AM
I've had a migraine all day.

If only your remedy was true.  :'(
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2011, 02:12:35 AM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Strangely enough, anal sex also does the same thing.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: Mandark on November 17, 2011, 05:34:01 AM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Strangely enough, anal sex also does the same thing.
Yep.  Start having sex, take a dump, partner gone.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 17, 2011, 06:08:09 AM
Ok I drank a few beers last night, and while I don't have a hangover, I will test your theory out right now.

Be back in 5 min to report.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 17, 2011, 06:19:30 AM
Beer shits, so good.

Such a relief too, feel fresh and reinvigorated.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2011, 01:22:48 PM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Strangely enough, anal sex also does the same thing.
Yep.  Start having sex, take a dump, partner gone.
That's not how it works.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2011, 01:25:41 PM
Beer shits, so good.

Such a relief too, feel fresh and reinvigorated.

Beer and coffee do wonders.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 17, 2011, 02:30:51 PM
Got a headache, take a dump, headache gone.

:bow NATURE :bow2
Strangely enough, anal sex also does the same thing.
Yep.  Start having sex, take a dump, partner gone.
That's not how it works.
They eat the poo poo, we've all seen the video.
Title: Re: Pooping is nature's natural headache relief
Post by: ZephyrFate on November 17, 2011, 03:10:35 PM
as we all know, Ugandans are the most intelligent of the human race in all matters