THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 10:33:18 AM

Title: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 10:33:18 AM
And did you like it?
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2011, 10:42:06 AM
no
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Brehvolution on November 22, 2011, 10:44:42 AM
Nope
Nothing has changed either. I'm as horny now as I was back then.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 22, 2011, 10:45:27 AM
No but my mom once used the following arguement "You're sleeping with girls but you can't clean up your room? SMH"

Always got me  :lol
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 10:46:29 AM
My dad did in 7th grade, of course it was too late I already knew it all. But he did offer to buy me condoms if I needed them.. Probably a trap!
Definitely a trap.

I never got the talk either.  But my mom always said if I got someone pregnant she'd chop my dick off.  She lied.  I got someone pregnant before the end of high school and the little guy is still intact.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 22, 2011, 11:15:03 AM
nope.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 22, 2011, 11:24:51 AM
No, he moved directly to making bad sex-related jokes. The "I know that you know wink wink" type. It was a horrible phase.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 22, 2011, 11:50:08 AM
I can just see you thinking 'if only you knew what I thought'  :lol
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 12:46:01 PM
My parents told me about it. I think it was Look Who's Talking Too that brought up this talk.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2011, 12:52:17 PM
Yup, my dad at the park one day
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Beezy on November 22, 2011, 01:00:56 PM
Nope. My mom tried once when I was in high school and already knew. I just covered my ears and screamed "NO. NOOOOO!" as I ran out of my room.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2011, 01:12:45 PM
Nope. My mom tried once when I was in high school and already knew. I just covered my ears and screamed "NO. NOOOOO!" as I ran out of my room.

That's a bad look homie...
Title: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 22, 2011, 01:13:30 PM
Beezy :lol
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 22, 2011, 01:17:33 PM
Yeah, my parents had the talk with me in 5th or 6th grade.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2011, 01:19:00 PM
Nah, they gave me some book called "9-12 Year Olds" about puberty and sex.  Of course my friends and I all read it over and over again, cause back then there was no internets unless you were Al Gore so it was like really low grade porn.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 22, 2011, 01:30:11 PM
Lowest grade porn was order catalogues  :P
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2011, 01:33:03 PM
Lowest grade porn was order catalogues  :P

Nah, this was lower- it had illustrations for fucks sakes.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 22, 2011, 01:34:03 PM
Budget porn indeed.

Good for the imagination though.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 22, 2011, 01:34:27 PM
Nah, they gave me some book called "9-12 Year Olds" about puberty and sex.

Same here, got the sense they wanted "the talk" even less than I did.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Beezy on November 22, 2011, 01:42:41 PM
I'm disappointed, I expected you to scream "AWWW HELL NAW!"
:lol
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 22, 2011, 02:06:19 PM
no, they preferred to show rather than tell  :drool
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2011, 02:07:04 PM
no, they preferred to show rather than tell

This explains everything
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 22, 2011, 02:12:38 PM
it's also why i'm afraid of waggle
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2011, 02:19:18 PM
no, they preferred to show rather than tell  :drool

Your parents are from the Monty Python school of sex-ed, huh?
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 03:18:40 PM
how did you guys find out without your parents telling you? i mean, sure there's tv, but seriously. in 5th grade they had a human reproduction class.

I remember asking "how come sometimes when I pee my penis burns?" and got detention.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 22, 2011, 03:18:58 PM
I didn't know it was an option to not get it from your parents.  I was pretty young when my mom explained it to me, probably 5 or 6.  I was asking questions when I heard some older kids talking about it, so she explained it.  She told me to not go around telling other kids, though.  Kind of like a secret. 

I'd love to know how she was able to explain it. My 5 y/o self would be too distracted to pick up on it begin with.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 03:20:16 PM
I was told what sex was at 5/6 too; boys have a pee pee, girls have a vagina.

You guys didn't watch Look Who's Talking? What kind of 80's/90's kids are you?

I mean, in Look Who's Talking you're introduced to Bruce Willis voiced sperm wiggling down a vee jay.

"Mommy, what are those things?"

"Oh lord."
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Robo on November 22, 2011, 03:26:20 PM
Nope. My mom tried once when I was in high school and already knew. I just covered my ears and screamed "NO. NOOOOO!" as I ran out of my room.

omg  :rofl
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 03:27:27 PM
I learned about it from TV.  I heard it come up and after that I went around making my GI Joe dolls fuck my sister's barbie dolls.  I used to say the word sex a lot and get the crap beat out of me.  I was obsessed with it.  I was never actually explained anything though until my 5th grade sex education.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 03:29:43 PM
Yeah, they didn't explain HOW sex works even in the 5th grade stuff. "Like, okay, how does a penis go into a vagina? There's a HOLE in there?" and then they'd dance around answering our inner-most desires.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 03:44:31 PM
I went through it in Tennessee and they explained intercourse.  Penis goes into vagina and ejaculates and sperm meets egg and baby goes wahhhh.  They separated the girls from the boys during that one though. 
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 03:48:36 PM
In 7th grade the teacher showed us a video of a baby being born.

That was so gross as a 13-year old.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 03:50:17 PM
I'm pretty sure we watched that video in the same class homeboy.  It was awesome.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 03:51:34 PM
We weren't in the same class but we had the same teacher. I remember she had a lecture on wasting paper. Weirdo.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
I'm fairly certain it was the same class.  Edith Gonzales and that fat chola with no eyebrows. 
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 04:01:10 PM
Edith wasn't in my class. Edith was in our English class in 8th grade. My class had Ben Middleton and Alex Davis. I remember because we'd talk about Poke'mon because we were homos.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 04:03:45 PM
wow  you guys were homos
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 22, 2011, 04:04:31 PM
I know, right? It was right when Pokemon came out for game boy so we were all into it because we were fegs.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 22, 2011, 04:30:15 PM
I learned about it from TV.  I heard it come up and after that I went around making my GI Joe dolls fuck my sister's barbie dolls.  I used to say the word sex a lot and get the crap beat out of me.  I was obsessed with it.  I was never actually explained anything though until my 5th grade sex education.

I still remember the first time I asked about the meaning of the (English) word "Sex":

I was in the 3rd grade, watching a movie starring the boy from Jumanji as a disabled, mute kid. He was called to court as a witness, and was brought a keyboard to slowly type his answers out. I remember his decisive answer, to what I presume was a molestation case, was "sex."

I wrote it down right away, and asked my older sister about it. She told me that it's a really bad word, that I should forget about. I remember thinking "oh, this is going straight to my long-term memory banks."
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Mupepe on November 22, 2011, 04:31:13 PM
 :lol

that sounds like the start of a dirty incest story
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: lennedsay on November 22, 2011, 09:56:31 PM
I was about 22 and living with my bf (now husband). A friend had a stroke from the pill, and my mom freaked out, asking about my contraceptive methods. Was very happy to hear we were using condoms. :lol until that point she didn't acknowledge that I had the ability to have sex.

When I was really young (under 5), I was obsessed with how babies were made, grown in the womb, birthed, and breastfed after. So my mom let me watch an educational birth video. There were a few statements made in response to my crying and saying, "I don't want to grow up because I'll get pregnant and get stretch marks!" My dad said, "Well there's more to it than that. You know, Mom didn't just have you kids on her own. I was involved too." So for the next 4 years, I dreaded the day I would get a boyfriend/husband because I thought that meant I would randomly have a baby.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: etiolate on November 22, 2011, 09:58:14 PM
My mom gave me a book about sex and said if I had any questions that I could ask her. I was 13 at the time I believe.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: tehjaybo on November 22, 2011, 10:22:15 PM
Nope.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2011, 11:19:52 PM
Nope.

They weren't particularly religious but were set on raising my sister and I as Catholics.  The only two sex/relationship bits of advice I heard (both from my dad) were "if you beat a woman, you're out of the house" and "if you get a girl pregnant, you can't abandon it."  Since we were poor and from the midwest, this advice was more practical than talking about how the reproduction process worked.  No wonder I didn't lose my virginity until I was 19.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Tasty on November 22, 2011, 11:25:30 PM
Sex? What's that?
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 01:00:58 AM
i was told in first grade that the dude peed into the girl's "front hole."
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 23, 2011, 01:30:12 AM
i was told in first grade that the dude peed into the girl's "front hole."

this reminds me of a story about how some kid in my middle school accidentally pissed in a girls' mouth because he thought he needed to push to cum

no one actually cared if it was true or not because everyone hated him
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2011, 01:46:32 AM
i was told in first grade that the dude peed into the girl's "front hole."

this reminds me of a story about how some kid in my middle school accidentally pissed in a girls' mouth because he thought he needed to push to cum

no one actually cared if it was true or not because everyone hated him

I guess you could say he had a peedestrian reputation
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 02:33:05 AM
i was told in first grade that the dude peed into the girl's "front hole."

this reminds me of a story about how some kid in my middle school accidentally pissed in a girls' mouth because he thought he needed to push to cum

no one actually cared if it was true or not because everyone hated him

I guess you could say he had a peedestrian reputation

:-\

BACK OF THE BUS
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 23, 2011, 05:09:05 AM
When will you have the talk Drinky?
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 23, 2011, 04:08:07 PM
i am hoping NEVER but probably when she's 9 or 10, which about the age when american girls start getting pregnant
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 23, 2011, 04:29:20 PM
i am hoping NEVER but probably when she's 9 or 10, which about the age when american girls start getting pregnant

"Honey, all men are horrible and dirty. You must never let them touch you or even get too close. EVER."
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2011, 04:41:29 PM
"when Misty and Ash really like each other sometimes they fight without their Pokemons"
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 23, 2011, 04:56:54 PM
:lol

:(
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Tasty on November 23, 2011, 04:59:14 PM
"when Misty and Ash really like each other sometimes they fight without their Pokemons"

:wtf
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 23, 2011, 06:11:43 PM
NEVER EVER from dad.  Mom started out talking about sex with my sister and I then it somehow branched out to how she lost her virginity and all the awkwardness that followed.  Of course, this was like when I was 22 or so and I was already way past the point of having "the talk".
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 23, 2011, 08:37:17 PM
Mom started out talking about sex with my sister

I like where this is going!
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: naff on November 24, 2011, 07:51:24 PM
nvm
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Himu on November 24, 2011, 08:01:48 PM
i am hoping NEVER but probably when she's 9 or 10, which about the age when american girls start getting pregnant

"honey, it's not too late to become a lesbian."
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Groogrux on November 24, 2011, 08:56:43 PM
I remember my mom asked me if I had "rubbers" when I was 15 or 16.  I told her I needed a girlfriend first.   :(
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 24, 2011, 10:35:23 PM
i guess my mum figured there was no need after she found my porn stash :lol
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: Diunx on November 25, 2011, 08:07:45 AM
Of course not, that's what school is for.
Title: Re: Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
Post by: The Sceneman on November 25, 2011, 08:27:54 AM
when I was 5 I walked in on my mum porking some loser ass dude. I figured out it was "sex" so I asked my old man what the buzz was.

He said "sex happens when a man's penis gets hard and a woman's vagina gets soft and he puts it in"

I know all about sex now. I sucked on many a puss