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Title: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Broseidon on December 18, 2011, 10:30:02 PM
:fbm
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2011, 10:35:09 PM
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

(http://i.imgur.com/9PjwL.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xmtBE.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qPDbe.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/isber.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/IrscS.jpg)

Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2011, 10:44:41 PM
fine as it goes but his son is gonna make him look like a fucking Disney princess
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Robo on December 18, 2011, 10:49:59 PM
"The announcer, wearing black, said he had died of physical and mental over-work."

What did they expect, what with all those things to look at?
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: tiesto on December 18, 2011, 10:50:18 PM
It's ronery for him in hell...
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: pilonv1 on December 18, 2011, 10:51:57 PM
fine as it goes but his son is gonna make him look like a fucking Disney princess

Anywhere I can read about him? I like the sound of this
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Broseidon on December 18, 2011, 10:53:08 PM
It's ronery for him in hell...

Not this year.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2011, 11:03:30 PM
fine as it goes but his son is gonna make him look like a fucking Disney princess

Anywhere I can read about him? I like the sound of this

Dunno. But watch TV in Japan on a Sunday morning and you see little else but scaremongering about North Korea (all aimed at older conservative voters, don't ask me to explain that timeslot). They've been watching the guy for decades now, in fear.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Mandark on December 18, 2011, 11:12:04 PM
Pretty shocking, considering what great shape he was in.  I mean, the guy could bench press 900 lbs and run a marathon in an hour flat, and he just drops dead?

Suspicious, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2011, 11:12:53 PM
Not to mention being the only well-fed person in the country.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2011, 11:12:57 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2011, 11:13:34 PM
Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2011, 11:14:39 PM
Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

The one that will:

make him [Kim Jong-Il] look like a fucking Disney princess
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Diunx on December 18, 2011, 11:18:26 PM
2011 the year that keeps on giving.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 18, 2011, 11:28:20 PM
Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

The one that will:

make him [Kim Jong-Il] look like a fucking Disney princess

So...his son will LITERALLY make him look like a Disney princess, then.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2011, 11:32:41 PM
Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-un

Seriously, psycho alert here. This kid needs a bullet in his fucking head ASAP.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2011, 11:35:13 PM
Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

the year terrorism dies.

america won.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 18, 2011, 11:35:32 PM
Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

You forgot the Great Satan, Bil Keane.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2011, 11:36:11 PM
Notice how this death coincides with the death of Christopher Hitchens. Your move, atheists.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Pringo on December 18, 2011, 11:36:20 PM
Which of his sons tried to sneak into Japan so he could go to Disneyland?

The one that will:

make him [Kim Jong-Il] look like a fucking Disney princess

I don't think so. Kim Jong-nam was the one caught trying to go to Disneyland and Kim Jong-un is the heir presumptive.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Diunx on December 18, 2011, 11:37:57 PM
Kim Jong-chul:
Quote
"Kim Jong-nam was arrested at New Tokyo International Airport, Japan, travelling on a forged Dominican Republic passport. He was held and then deported to the People's Republic of China. The incident caused Kim Jong-il to cancel a planned visit to China because of the embarrassment to both countries. As a result of this incident, Kim Jong-nam has fallen from favour. He was later reported to be living in Macau."

This one sounds like a genius :rofl
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2011, 11:38:02 PM
oops, yeah.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2011, 11:39:10 PM
There's a rebel in every family.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2011, 11:40:10 PM
Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 18, 2011, 11:40:20 PM
Kim Jong-chul:
Quote
"Kim Jong-nam was arrested at New Tokyo International Airport, Japan, travelling on a forged Dominican Republic passport. He was held and then deported to the People's Republic of China. The incident caused Kim Jong-il to cancel a planned visit to China because of the embarrassment to both countries. As a result of this incident, Kim Jong-nam has fallen from favour. He was later reported to be living in Macau."

This one sounds like a genius :rofl

Well, he got out of North Korea. Can't be too dumb.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: ZephyrFate on December 18, 2011, 11:48:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zprL0KmvNM
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2011, 11:52:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MHKBO.jpg)
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2011, 12:01:26 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 19, 2011, 12:05:15 AM
This dude is trolling MASTERFULLY :lol

http://twitter.com/#!/iamcolinquinn
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2011, 12:10:07 AM
colin quinn is a pretty awesome twitter troll

people get legit upset at his fake rants
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2011, 12:11:58 AM
holy shit  :lol
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2011, 04:47:53 AM
We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 19, 2011, 04:51:21 AM
We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

I know Green Man is just mocking Korea takes over the world FPS game, but people said the same thing about East and West Germany. It's unlikely, but possible at some point in the future.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: pilonv1 on December 19, 2011, 06:21:27 AM
Maybe it will start with the South returning all the rabbits they stole.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: brob on December 19, 2011, 06:31:41 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 19, 2011, 08:00:16 AM
Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

:lol
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: tiesto on December 19, 2011, 08:56:39 AM
Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il

Amazing.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2011, 09:45:22 AM
We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

I know Green Man is just mocking Korea takes over the world FPS game, but people said the same thing about East and West Germany. It's unlikely, but possible at some point in the future.

Not entirely the same thing. East and West Germany were forcibly separated by outside forces rather than civil war.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: duckman2000 on December 19, 2011, 09:56:46 AM
And honestly, no one around here at least really believed that was a split that was going to last. The real question, as I recall, was whether or not there would be a lot of blood shed during the renunion process.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: brob on December 19, 2011, 09:59:04 AM
Does the Koreans have a big fancy wall like Germans did?
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2011, 10:03:47 AM
It's not nearly as high cause Koreans are shorter people.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: duckman2000 on December 19, 2011, 10:12:20 AM
Oh damn
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Boogie on December 19, 2011, 10:24:29 AM
We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

I know Green Man is just mocking Korea takes over the world FPS game, but people said the same thing about East and West Germany. It's unlikely, but possible at some point in the future.

Not entirely the same thing. East and West Germany were forcibly separated by outside forces rather than civil war.

Umm, actually, the initial division of the Koreas was also imposed on it forcibly ala east and west Germany, after WWII.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Barry Egan on December 19, 2011, 10:25:04 AM
holy crap Quinns twitter feed is delicious.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2011, 10:25:44 AM
It's not nearly as high cause Koreans are shorter people.

In fact, it's so low it's underground and has the power of making short people shorter as they try to cross it.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: chronovore on December 19, 2011, 10:36:39 AM
We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

Actually, according to Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction, Kim Jong-Il's son assassinated him to take over the reigns. We can expect to see China, the Allied Nations, the Russian Mafia, and the South Koreans all begin to vie for power in that sector.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2011, 10:43:43 AM
Osama Bin Laden, Muammar Gaddafi, Steve Jobs, and now Kim Jong-il
I don't know if Gaddafi belongs on that list--his followers weren't that crazy.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 19, 2011, 11:06:44 AM
We are all fucked.

Kim Jong-un will reunite North and South Korea to form the Great Korean Republic and as the United States faces instability due to the impending war with Iran, they will launch a "satellite" over the United States which is really a nuclear weapon, which will completely destroy all above-ground electronics. They will then seize Hawaii and San Francisco, then irradiating the Mississippi River before beginning a complete assault on the Midwest.

lol

Post got distinguished mentally-challenged at "reunite North and South". They are so different now that this is impossible.

I know Green Man is just mocking Korea takes over the world FPS game, but people said the same thing about East and West Germany. It's unlikely, but possible at some point in the future.

Not entirely the same thing. East and West Germany were forcibly separated by outside forces rather than civil war.

Umm, actually, the initial division of the Koreas was also imposed on it forcibly ala east and west Germany, after WWII.

You're right, should have jumped on Wikipedia before posting. Still, Germany and Korea aren't that analogous, and there WAS civil war between the north and south that further complicates things.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fQrDR.jpg)
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Demented on December 19, 2011, 12:06:30 PM
Good riddance, world is a better place today.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: chronovore on December 19, 2011, 06:17:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fQrDR.jpg)

:rofl


The vaudevillian level of theatrics by the N. Koreans in reaction to Dear Leader's death are amazing. I just want to step up and tell them "hey, haven't you heard that 'less is more'?"
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2011, 08:26:10 PM
[img]http://i.imgur.com/fQrDR.jpg[img]

:rofl


The vaudevillian level of theatrics by the N. Koreans in reaction to Dear Leader's death are amazing. I just want to step up and tell them "hey, haven't you heard that 'less is more'?"
They have--that line is used by North Korean males all the time.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: chronovore on December 19, 2011, 08:47:00 PM
Or, you can also hear it at most of the country's dinner tables, sadly...
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2011, 08:57:40 PM
 :-\
Title: from the meme thread
Post by: chronovore on December 19, 2011, 10:24:06 PM
(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2011/12/19/1226226/146322-111220-kudelka-cartoon.jpg)
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2011, 11:07:01 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/people-that-thought-lil-kim-died
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 20, 2011, 07:07:49 PM
the transition will be seamless.  kim jong eun is a push over gamer nerd and will have everything scripted for him. 
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: tiesto on December 20, 2011, 08:19:18 PM
Love it: http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/ (http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/)

(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/14479889222/1/tumblr_lwh64i7ZX31r8bj5k)

(http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/14508186801/1/tumblr_lwi80rVOfO1r8bj5k)

Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2011, 09:52:44 PM
:bow
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2011, 10:00:47 PM
Kim Jong would probably drop the dopest tracks, play it for 10 seconds, then switch to some country music just to fuck with you, then 10 more seconds of a new dope track, some Soulja Boy, 10 secs of awesome shit, Kesha, etc
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Broseidon on December 20, 2011, 10:39:17 PM
So like some Korean Girl Talk?
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 20, 2011, 10:47:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nKuoNhihh4
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2011, 10:48:04 PM
http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/kim-jong-il-propaganda-posters-in-north-korea.html
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: chronovore on December 20, 2011, 10:58:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nKuoNhihh4

That's pretty well done. The lack of lip-sync works if you've been raised on a diet of poorly adapted Kung-Fu movies like I have been.
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: chronovore on January 05, 2012, 01:46:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oDSBt.jpg)
Title: Re: Kim Jong-Il is dead
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2012, 06:10:17 PM
I'd like to have a print of Kim Jong-il riding a horse.