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Title: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 22, 2011, 12:05:19 AM
Personally, I'm okay with the world all crumbling to pieces on December 21, 2012 as long as I can drive around a huge desert in a Dodge Charger and fight bad guys for gasoline like Mad Max:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n29c-q3_8Q

Anybody got their plans ready for the last year of human civilization?
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 22, 2011, 12:26:03 AM
eat tacos, don't give a fuck
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 22, 2011, 12:34:11 AM
Got a highly fortified and well-stocked compound in the Appalachians.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Positive Touch on December 22, 2011, 12:47:14 AM
continue to browse the bore regardless
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 22, 2011, 12:56:11 AM
Probably get killed and pushed into a gutter for my gasoline
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 22, 2011, 12:59:21 AM
Ill try and be sexy
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: chronovore on December 22, 2011, 01:22:09 AM
Ill try and be sexy

Please perish with your ass in the air.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Brehvolution on December 22, 2011, 10:35:27 AM
I only have xbox live through the end of October so I'll probably go month to month after that. Don't want to overpay right before the shit goes down.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Boogie on December 23, 2011, 07:12:39 PM
Got a highly fortified and well-stocked compound in the Appalachians.

All right, here's the deal:

If Newt Gingrich (or some other not-Mitt Romney) wins the presidency, you get to come live on my couch in Canada.

If the apocalypse happens, I get to come live in your Appalachian compound.

Fair?
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2012, 02:14:17 PM
Well, there's just 9 days left, guys. Hope you all made you're plan already, because if not...
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 12, 2012, 02:16:30 PM
All that stuff that hasn't happened yet- will happen all at once; gonna suck!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Brehvolution on December 12, 2012, 02:21:55 PM
Fuck, I forgot and re-upped for whole other year of XBL.  :'(
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2012, 02:23:33 PM
All that stuff that hasn't happened yet- will happen all at once; gonna suck!

Yep!

-Category 6 Hurricanes
-F-6 Tornadoes
-Mega-Quakes
-Super-Volcanoes
-Giant Meteors
-Space Jesus
-Hyper AIDS

All at once on December 21st.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 12, 2012, 02:24:39 PM
I hope we get to choose a la carte. I might not feel like dealing with space jesus
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2012, 02:31:00 PM
I hope we get to choose a la carte. I might not feel like dealing with space jesus

It'll probably be determined by popular vote in each country. And since you live in America...
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 12, 2012, 02:32:20 PM
:(
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 12, 2012, 02:36:36 PM
I'm going to pay someone to sew my butthole shut. No one is taking my virginity.

Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Diunx on December 12, 2012, 02:52:35 PM
Fucking mexicans.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Verdigris Murder on December 12, 2012, 02:56:49 PM
I thought this was going to be a hilarious thread-bump!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2012, 03:00:18 PM
I thought this was going to be a hilarious thread-bump!

:patel
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: cool breeze on December 12, 2012, 08:40:27 PM
I just realized I'll be traveling during the rapture.  All that doomsday prepping time wasted  :duh


Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 12, 2012, 08:57:54 PM
FRICK.  I'm working that night.  Although, not until 11:30.  I wonder if I should start drinking and doing a fuckton of drugs earlier JUST IN CASE.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 12, 2012, 10:43:38 PM
Aw hell, I've survived six or seven of these Apocalypses already, why not add another to the pile?
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 12, 2012, 10:53:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2B7sdLPMfc
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 13, 2012, 09:03:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuB3uY5K7Kg
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 18, 2012, 12:24:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dmP0W.jpg)
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Diunx on December 18, 2012, 01:20:53 PM
Damn it I had plans for sunday!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 19, 2012, 03:25:06 PM
12.21.2012 is the last day of my contract at Microsoft, which may as well be the end of the world  :P
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 19, 2012, 03:35:04 PM
its all about YOU!!!!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 19, 2012, 03:36:24 PM
Well the project I've been working on involves geospatial and temporal data visualization on a globe, so there may have been a misunderstanding somewhere.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 19, 2012, 03:44:24 PM
Planet Earth's contract is up on 12.21!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 19, 2012, 04:48:49 PM
eat tacos, don't give a fuck

We should all go to Taco Bell and sidehug each other as the world ends.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2012, 04:53:27 PM
No matter what happens, we're gonna be eating Cheesy Gordita Crunches like there ain't no tomorrow!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 19, 2012, 05:40:44 PM
im goin to taco bell both Thursday n Friday- just in case
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 19, 2012, 05:41:59 PM
You guys are mayan me hungry.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 19, 2012, 05:47:22 PM
that woulda worked better if people in Jamaica had predicted the end of the world
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2012, 07:31:15 PM
tomorrow is the LAST DAY. I'm gonna go to work, then get drunk and party
(http://i.imgur.com/4hNuO.gif)
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN CALENDAR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: chronovore on December 20, 2012, 04:35:30 AM
eat tacos, don't give a fuck

We should all go to Taco Bell and sidehug each other as the world ends.

I'm in!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: pilonv1 on December 20, 2012, 07:18:19 AM
20 mins til the end of the world here
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 20, 2012, 08:42:14 AM
that's not fair! cheating!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 09:20:22 AM
He didn't reply after that, thus he is dead.

WE'RE ALL DOOMED.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 20, 2012, 09:31:29 AM
I never finished those projects at work noooo!
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 20, 2012, 09:47:44 AM
So, is the world over yet?
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 09:49:40 AM
It will probably happen at 12:00 AM EST (GMT -5 hours).  That's the only timezone that matters.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 20, 2012, 10:07:37 AM
i'm making tacos tonight.  Seeing the dentist today...gonna die with clean teeth dammit. 

Metal Gear Solid 4 will be the last game I beat before I die  :'(   Seems fitting...a lame ending before a lame ending.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Diunx on December 20, 2012, 12:29:43 PM
We are having an end of the world dinner at work, but gonna try and hit Taco Bell at lunch.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 20, 2012, 12:33:25 PM
We are having an end of the world dinner at work, but gonna try and hit Taco Bell at lunch.
One last case of the shits before the end of the world? :rofl
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Diunx on December 20, 2012, 12:40:13 PM
I'm immune to such nonsense.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 20, 2012, 01:21:54 PM
Mountain Dew, Taco Bell and a stereo blasting some Ke$ha music. Seems like the perfect way to go out.

Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: lordmaji on December 20, 2012, 01:22:12 PM
Well, we'll see I guess... It'd be rad if something happens though.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 20, 2012, 01:31:42 PM
Mountain Dew, Taco Bell and a stereo blasting some Ke$ha music. Seems like the perfect way to go out.

No auto-erotic asphyxiation?
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 20, 2012, 02:32:03 PM
mail from OKcupid:

As we all know, the world is ending 12/21. Why not find someone to spend your last moments with? As things heat up and the earth’s crust begins to melt, here’s a high match that would welcome your embrace — before your hearts burst into ash. Hey, better safe than sorry.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 20, 2012, 02:35:55 PM
I went to the store this morning to find that all of the bottled water was purchased by some guy from Apple. So I went to costco and all of the water there was purchased. Finally went to fart and smile and they had some boxes of water. Jesus the people be crazy today.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 02:49:36 PM
Are people really taking this seriously?
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 20, 2012, 02:53:46 PM
There's bound to be a few people that are gonna take it seriously. I just so happen to live in a place where it seems a lot are taking it seriously. All I wanted was some damn bottled water since we don't have running tap for the next 24 hours.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 20, 2012, 02:53:54 PM
mail from OKcupid:

As we all know, the world is ending 12/21. Why not find someone to spend your last moments with? As things heat up and the earth’s crust begins to melt, here’s a high match that would welcome your embrace — before your hearts burst into ash. Hey, better safe than sorry.

Yeah, I got that too. The headline was "We’re screwed. You should be too! " - classy
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Steve Contra on December 20, 2012, 05:21:50 PM
Every dirt hippy that's talked to me about universal harmonics and every survivalist that's wasted my time talking about "prepping" is going to owe me a big fucking apology for wasting my time come Saturday  :maf
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 20, 2012, 05:36:49 PM
I just hope there aren't any nutters looking at this as an excuse to hurt other people. I bet the feds are on high alert for shit like that.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 20, 2012, 05:45:08 PM
For Borys:

http://www.terriblefate.com/
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Yeti on December 20, 2012, 10:01:41 PM
I was going to do my grocery shopping tomorrow evening, I hope they are restocked by then. Unless we are all dead by then, in which case I wouldn't care.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 10:03:12 PM
I went grocery shopping today.  The bibles were wiped out...  :rofl
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2012, 10:10:30 PM
.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 20, 2012, 10:25:51 PM
Groo is in the South. Bibles are everywhere.

I'm still debating what my "last beer on Earth" is going to be tonight...
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 20, 2012, 10:41:31 PM
Groo is in the South. Bibles are everywhere.


No freaking doubt.  They even show up on my doorstep sometimes...
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Yeti on December 20, 2012, 11:03:13 PM
I went grocery shopping today.  The bibles were wiped out...  :rofl

Grocery stores in America carry bibles? I sort of wish they were available in Canadian supermarkets, but, even with the option, I'd stick with Charmin.

I am pretty sure they have them in to book section, I'm not sure since I tend to stay out of the book section since they are so overprced. If it were in the toilet paper aisle, however that might wind up being a substantial savings if you don't care about the texture or softness quality.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2012, 11:09:21 PM
one more hour on the east coast
(http://www.abload.de/img/idgafw9xjh.gif)
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 20, 2012, 11:22:49 PM
one more hour on the east coast
(http://www.abload.de/img/idgafw9xjh.gif)

It's not until 3:11 am PST/6:11 am EST/11:11am GMT
Title: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Huff on December 20, 2012, 11:26:18 PM
Stuck at work. But at least I'll be at a hospital if shit goes down. Or do you want to avoid hospitals. I dunno
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 21, 2012, 12:16:28 AM
If it's zombies, you're fucked.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 21, 2012, 12:21:28 AM
Now we can all keep track.

http://www.didtheworldend.com/ (http://www.didtheworldend.com/)
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: pilonv1 on December 21, 2012, 12:30:58 AM
4pm update - still going
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: tiesto on December 21, 2012, 12:49:58 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lux3iffOiR1qiwcbgo1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 21, 2012, 01:02:50 AM
it's 12/21, i've got a belly full of tacos..bring it.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Brehvolution on December 21, 2012, 09:21:09 AM
one more hour on the east coast
(http://www.abload.de/img/idgafw9xjh.gif)

It's not until 3:11 am PST/6:11 am EST/11:11am GMT

Holy shit it happened. The world ended. Fuck the naysayers.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: chronovore on December 21, 2012, 09:21:39 AM
Groo is in the South. Bibles are everywhere.

I'm still debating what my "last beer on Earth" is going to be tonight...

Fin du Monde, non?
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 21, 2012, 09:22:48 AM
karmeliet! the best beer
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 21, 2012, 09:42:44 AM
I lived through another apocalypse and all I got was a lousy cold...

Actually, I've had a cold for a couple of days now.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 21, 2012, 10:03:17 AM
Settled on Death Grips as my end-of-the-world soundtrack. Ready4apocalypse
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 21, 2012, 10:32:18 AM
MAYBE THE WORLD WAS ENDED ALL ALONG?! :omg
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2012, 02:14:35 PM
Or we're already dead?
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 21, 2012, 02:39:48 PM
maybe the plan was to make us scared of the world ending, then when it doesn't end, everyone feels a huge relief and is nice to each other for the rest of time. 
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2012, 03:07:14 PM
MAYBE THE WORLD WAS ENDED ALL ALONG?! :omg
Or we're already dead?

MAYANS INTRODUCE EXCITING TWIST TO END OF THE WORLD SCENARIO
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 21, 2012, 03:32:16 PM
Worst apocalypse ever.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 21, 2012, 03:35:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 21, 2012, 03:52:58 PM
The Mayans were right, The Mayans said that at the end of the calendar there would be great change and it was all about change as we enter a new era.

Anyone alive can see how the world has changed in the last 20 years and we are going through a period of change, we all know there is no such thing as democracy in the world we live and our lives are controlled from birth to death,

I never ever gave anyone or any Government the right to tell me what I can and cant do and what is acceptable and what is not. As long as I don't harm another human being they have no right to shackle me and put me in jail.. So I certainly see change from the 70s' a mum and dad have to both work just to make ends meet and cant afford to have more than 2 children and having got everyone out working the wages are reduced and reduced and now people need benefits whilst bringing 2 wage packets in. In 1700 Wales a miner worked all week with Sunday off, his wife stayed at home and baked and took care of the house and raised the family, at the end of the week he would stand at his roaring fireplace lighting his pipe and say just going down the pub for a couple of pints and his wife still managed to put a few coppers away for a rainy day. Why are we poorer than people who lived in poverty in the 1700s, why cant we even afford the basic which is a roof over our head,
look at Africa they live in mud huts but it is their mud hut they built it and own it. We are being enslaved and we are walking right into it, wages are getting lower fuel and food getting higher, they have oulawed opens fire in most areas of the Uk making them smokeless zones so we need to buy fuel from Gas companys, all the natural resources belong to all of us born here so why am I having to pay massive amounts to keep warm, Laws laws laws have been brought in year after year after year preventing me from providing for my family unless I go through large companies.
Im am a slave and they are my master we both work and cant make ends meet, Im a tradesman but there is no work. If the whole system collapsed I could provide for my family as I have a trade. what would the people do who created this mess, they could not depend on the police as no wages mean no police turning up as they have to be hunter gatherer for their own family, how would the elite who can do nothing survive with no money and only skills matter, the only reason they live in a house and not cave is because people like me built them' I dont mind building for people like nurses, sewer workers, mechanics , shop assistants etc because they supply me with a service but I object to building for people who create money out of thin air and produce nothing of benefit for society such as MPs bankers, Lords.

So we either continue down this road of change where working people are no better off than slaves or it changes. I for one think the people of this world will say enough is enough and break free from the shackle of our corrupt rulers, Its so sad really the world could be a better place for us all but greed and pure evil seems to rule I just think that power has went to their head and with power comes abuse. So I dont know if the Mayans were really right but change is all around us and we are losing our rights daily, You can only beat a dog so many times before it bites back and the elite seem unable to grasp this when all the have to do is look at the history of France and Russia, Scotland, Ireland etc etc. People will only put up with so much. Let me finish with this.

Americans enslaved Africans, they worked in the field all day and then came to their hut at night, the woman cooked the meal and the man sat on the porch smoking his pipe he did not own his property and found a few ways to save money even if only $60 over 20 years, times were brutal and if the slave did not obey the rules set by the master then he was beaten. In 2012 Uk and America
a man and woman work all day when they get home the wife makes the meal in the Uk the man cant afford to smoke and he does not own his house, times are brutal if you protest against our masters rules then you are beaten ( look at the number of youtube videos, but the difference is in the old slave days you had one master now we have many and you will be tazed of pepper sprayed for not following an order from your master in uniform kind of like an overseer.

The difference is you dont have to be black we are all slaves now, few may dispute this as life is not to bad for them just as it was for the house slave as they thought things were good and the field slaves were wrong to complain. I ask anyone here to tell me the difference between then and now in fact its worse now as you maybe classed free but you cant run away from this system when a slave ran away he could make a new life for himself outside the system up north. I hate the elite rulers and the injustice they have created but I hate myself more for allowing this to happen and now Im to old to do anything about it.
And when I die and meet my maker I hope he does not show me a video and explain where I went wrong to him, no I want him to explain to me why he let this cruelty go on such as child starvation, abuse, drones, illegal mass killing bombing raids, If I had the power of a god I would have stopped it, when I was a kid I had to say grace before meals and thank god for providing the meal, so you took the credit so its only fair you take the blame when you provide nothing.
Anyway Merry Christmas.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 21, 2012, 04:01:35 PM
The Mayans were right, The Mayans said that at the end of the calendar there would be great change and it was all about change as we enter a new era.

Anyone alive can see how the world has changed in the last 20 years and we are going through a period of change, we all know there is no such thing as democracy in the world we live and our lives are controlled from birth to death,

I never ever gave anyone or any Government the right to tell me what I can and cant do and what is acceptable and what is not. As long as I don't harm another human being they have no right to shackle me and put me in jail.. So I certainly see change from the 70s' a mum and dad have to both work just to make ends meet and cant afford to have more than 2 children and having got everyone out working the wages are reduced and reduced and now people need benefits whilst bringing 2 wage packets in. In 1700 Wales a miner worked all week with Sunday off, his wife stayed at home and baked and took care of the house and raised the family, at the end of the week he would stand at his roaring fireplace lighting his pipe and say just going down the pub for a couple of pints and his wife still managed to put a few coppers away for a rainy day. Why are we poorer than people who lived in poverty in the 1700s, why cant we even afford the basic which is a roof over our head,
look at Africa they live in mud huts but it is their mud hut they built it and own it. We are being enslaved and we are walking right into it, wages are getting lower fuel and food getting higher, they have oulawed opens fire in most areas of the Uk making them smokeless zones so we need to buy fuel from Gas companys, all the natural resources belong to all of us born here so why am I having to pay massive amounts to keep warm, Laws laws laws have been brought in year after year after year preventing me from providing for my family unless I go through large companies.
Im am a slave and they are my master we both work and cant make ends meet, Im a tradesman but there is no work. If the whole system collapsed I could provide for my family as I have a trade. what would the people do who created this mess, they could not depend on the police as no wages mean no police turning up as they have to be hunter gatherer for their own family, how would the elite who can do nothing survive with no money and only skills matter, the only reason they live in a house and not cave is because people like me built them' I dont mind building for people like nurses, sewer workers, mechanics , shop assistants etc because they supply me with a service but I object to building for people who create money out of thin air and produce nothing of benefit for society such as MPs bankers, Lords.

So we either continue down this road of change where working people are no better off than slaves or it changes. I for one think the people of this world will say enough is enough and break free from the shackle of our corrupt rulers, Its so sad really the world could be a better place for us all but greed and pure evil seems to rule I just think that power has went to their head and with power comes abuse. So I dont know if the Mayans were really right but change is all around us and we are losing our rights daily, You can only beat a dog so many times before it bites back and the elite seem unable to grasp this when all the have to do is look at the history of France and Russia, Scotland, Ireland etc etc. People will only put up with so much. Let me finish with this.

Americans enslaved Africans, they worked in the field all day and then came to their hut at night, the woman cooked the meal and the man sat on the porch smoking his pipe he did not own his property and found a few ways to save money even if only $60 over 20 years, times were brutal and if the slave did not obey the rules set by the master then he was beaten. In 2012 Uk and America
a man and woman work all day when they get home the wife makes the meal in the Uk the man cant afford to smoke and he does not own his house, times are brutal if you protest against our masters rules then you are beaten ( look at the number of youtube videos, but the difference is in the old slave days you had one master now we have many and you will be tazed of pepper sprayed for not following an order from your master in uniform kind of like an overseer.

The difference is you dont have to be black we are all slaves now, few may dispute this as life is not to bad for them just as it was for the house slave as they thought things were good and the field slaves were wrong to complain. I ask anyone here to tell me the difference between then and now in fact its worse now as you maybe classed free but you cant run away from this system when a slave ran away he could make a new life for himself outside the system up north. I hate the elite rulers and the injustice they have created but I hate myself more for allowing this to happen and now Im to old to do anything about it.
And when I die and meet my maker I hope he does not show me a video and explain where I went wrong to him, no I want him to explain to me why he let this cruelty go on such as child starvation, abuse, drones, illegal mass killing bombing raids, If I had the power of a god I would have stopped it, when I was a kid I had to say grace before meals and thank god for providing the meal, so you took the credit so its only fair you take the blame when you provide nothing.
Anyway Merry Christmas.

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Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: lordmaji on December 21, 2012, 04:08:31 PM
The Mayans were right, The Mayans said that at the end of the calendar there would be great change and it was all about change as we enter a new era.

Anyone alive can see how the world has changed in the last 20 years and we are going through a period of change, we all know there is no such thing as democracy in the world we live and our lives are controlled from birth to death,

I never ever gave anyone or any Government the right to tell me what I can and cant do and what is acceptable and what is not. As long as I don't harm another human being they have no right to shackle me and put me in jail.. So I certainly see change from the 70s' a mum and dad have to both work just to make ends meet and cant afford to have more than 2 children and having got everyone out working the wages are reduced and reduced and now people need benefits whilst bringing 2 wage packets in. In 1700 Wales a miner worked all week with Sunday off, his wife stayed at home and baked and took care of the house and raised the family, at the end of the week he would stand at his roaring fireplace lighting his pipe and say just going down the pub for a couple of pints and his wife still managed to put a few coppers away for a rainy day. Why are we poorer than people who lived in poverty in the 1700s, why cant we even afford the basic which is a roof over our head,
look at Africa they live in mud huts but it is their mud hut they built it and own it. We are being enslaved and we are walking right into it, wages are getting lower fuel and food getting higher, they have oulawed opens fire in most areas of the Uk making them smokeless zones so we need to buy fuel from Gas companys, all the natural resources belong to all of us born here so why am I having to pay massive amounts to keep warm, Laws laws laws have been brought in year after year after year preventing me from providing for my family unless I go through large companies.
Im am a slave and they are my master we both work and cant make ends meet, Im a tradesman but there is no work. If the whole system collapsed I could provide for my family as I have a trade. what would the people do who created this mess, they could not depend on the police as no wages mean no police turning up as they have to be hunter gatherer for their own family, how would the elite who can do nothing survive with no money and only skills matter, the only reason they live in a house and not cave is because people like me built them' I dont mind building for people like nurses, sewer workers, mechanics , shop assistants etc because they supply me with a service but I object to building for people who create money out of thin air and produce nothing of benefit for society such as MPs bankers, Lords.

So we either continue down this road of change where working people are no better off than slaves or it changes. I for one think the people of this world will say enough is enough and break free from the shackle of our corrupt rulers, Its so sad really the world could be a better place for us all but greed and pure evil seems to rule I just think that power has went to their head and with power comes abuse. So I dont know if the Mayans were really right but change is all around us and we are losing our rights daily, You can only beat a dog so many times before it bites back and the elite seem unable to grasp this when all the have to do is look at the history of France and Russia, Scotland, Ireland etc etc. People will only put up with so much. Let me finish with this.

Americans enslaved Africans, they worked in the field all day and then came to their hut at night, the woman cooked the meal and the man sat on the porch smoking his pipe he did not own his property and found a few ways to save money even if only $60 over 20 years, times were brutal and if the slave did not obey the rules set by the master then he was beaten. In 2012 Uk and America
a man and woman work all day when they get home the wife makes the meal in the Uk the man cant afford to smoke and he does not own his house, times are brutal if you protest against our masters rules then you are beaten ( look at the number of youtube videos, but the difference is in the old slave days you had one master now we have many and you will be tazed of pepper sprayed for not following an order from your master in uniform kind of like an overseer.

The difference is you dont have to be black we are all slaves now, few may dispute this as life is not to bad for them just as it was for the house slave as they thought things were good and the field slaves were wrong to complain. I ask anyone here to tell me the difference between then and now in fact its worse now as you maybe classed free but you cant run away from this system when a slave ran away he could make a new life for himself outside the system up north. I hate the elite rulers and the injustice they have created but I hate myself more for allowing this to happen and now Im to old to do anything about it.
And when I die and meet my maker I hope he does not show me a video and explain where I went wrong to him, no I want him to explain to me why he let this cruelty go on such as child starvation, abuse, drones, illegal mass killing bombing raids, If I had the power of a god I would have stopped it, when I was a kid I had to say grace before meals and thank god for providing the meal, so you took the credit so its only fair you take the blame when you provide nothing.
Anyway Merry Christmas.

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Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Groogrux on December 21, 2012, 04:57:24 PM
The Mayans were right, The Mayans said that at the end of the calendar there would be great change and it was all about change as we enter a new era.

Anyone alive can see how the world has changed in the last 20 years and we are going through a period of change, we all know there is no such thing as democracy in the world we live and our lives are controlled from birth to death,

I never ever gave anyone or any Government the right to tell me what I can and cant do and what is acceptable and what is not. As long as I don't harm another human being they have no right to shackle me and put me in jail.. So I certainly see change from the 70s' a mum and dad have to both work just to make ends meet and cant afford to have more than 2 children and having got everyone out working the wages are reduced and reduced and now people need benefits whilst bringing 2 wage packets in. In 1700 Wales a miner worked all week with Sunday off, his wife stayed at home and baked and took care of the house and raised the family, at the end of the week he would stand at his roaring fireplace lighting his pipe and say just going down the pub for a couple of pints and his wife still managed to put a few coppers away for a rainy day. Why are we poorer than people who lived in poverty in the 1700s, why cant we even afford the basic which is a roof over our head,
look at Africa they live in mud huts but it is their mud hut they built it and own it. We are being enslaved and we are walking right into it, wages are getting lower fuel and food getting higher, they have oulawed opens fire in most areas of the Uk making them smokeless zones so we need to buy fuel from Gas companys, all the natural resources belong to all of us born here so why am I having to pay massive amounts to keep warm, Laws laws laws have been brought in year after year after year preventing me from providing for my family unless I go through large companies.
Im am a slave and they are my master we both work and cant make ends meet, Im a tradesman but there is no work. If the whole system collapsed I could provide for my family as I have a trade. what would the people do who created this mess, they could not depend on the police as no wages mean no police turning up as they have to be hunter gatherer for their own family, how would the elite who can do nothing survive with no money and only skills matter, the only reason they live in a house and not cave is because people like me built them' I dont mind building for people like nurses, sewer workers, mechanics , shop assistants etc because they supply me with a service but I object to building for people who create money out of thin air and produce nothing of benefit for society such as MPs bankers, Lords.

So we either continue down this road of change where working people are no better off than slaves or it changes. I for one think the people of this world will say enough is enough and break free from the shackle of our corrupt rulers, Its so sad really the world could be a better place for us all but greed and pure evil seems to rule I just think that power has went to their head and with power comes abuse. So I dont know if the Mayans were really right but change is all around us and we are losing our rights daily, You can only beat a dog so many times before it bites back and the elite seem unable to grasp this when all the have to do is look at the history of France and Russia, Scotland, Ireland etc etc. People will only put up with so much. Let me finish with this.

Americans enslaved Africans, they worked in the field all day and then came to their hut at night, the woman cooked the meal and the man sat on the porch smoking his pipe he did not own his property and found a few ways to save money even if only $60 over 20 years, times were brutal and if the slave did not obey the rules set by the master then he was beaten. In 2012 Uk and America
a man and woman work all day when they get home the wife makes the meal in the Uk the man cant afford to smoke and he does not own his house, times are brutal if you protest against our masters rules then you are beaten ( look at the number of youtube videos, but the difference is in the old slave days you had one master now we have many and you will be tazed of pepper sprayed for not following an order from your master in uniform kind of like an overseer.

The difference is you dont have to be black we are all slaves now, few may dispute this as life is not to bad for them just as it was for the house slave as they thought things were good and the field slaves were wrong to complain. I ask anyone here to tell me the difference between then and now in fact its worse now as you maybe classed free but you cant run away from this system when a slave ran away he could make a new life for himself outside the system up north. I hate the elite rulers and the injustice they have created but I hate myself more for allowing this to happen and now Im to old to do anything about it.
And when I die and meet my maker I hope he does not show me a video and explain where I went wrong to him, no I want him to explain to me why he let this cruelty go on such as child starvation, abuse, drones, illegal mass killing bombing raids, If I had the power of a god I would have stopped it, when I was a kid I had to say grace before meals and thank god for providing the meal, so you took the credit so its only fair you take the blame when you provide nothing.
Anyway Merry Christmas.

Wow, I never thought of it that way...

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Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Verdigris Murder on December 21, 2012, 05:16:27 PM
I lol'd at those replies in a genuine manner.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: chronovore on December 21, 2012, 06:13:32 PM
MAYBE THE WORLD WAS ENDED ALL ALONG?! :omg
Or we're already dead?
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Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Steve Contra on December 21, 2012, 06:28:51 PM
It turned out we were all living in an exact simulation of what we were doing anyway.
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 21, 2012, 08:20:19 PM
when you type your password into a computer, you are not authenticating your identity.  The machine is authenticating you. 
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Powerslave on December 22, 2012, 09:48:23 AM
Worst apocalypse ever.

haha
Title: Re: NOSTRADAMUS MAYAN METEOR JESUS HURRICANES & TORNADO DROUGHTS IN 2012
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 22, 2012, 11:04:12 AM
 :lol