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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 04:12:21 PM

Title: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 04:12:21 PM: Sceneman was prominent though.

It was Christmas and we were all competing and shit to see who had the best tree. The Biz had gun decorations on his tree. But Sceneman had the BIGGEST.

Riding the wave after graduation and winning that award for his game, he comes in riding on this huge blue casket, dressed up as a skeleton and he has a hearse, and a bunch of zombies following him. They march up to the cemetary where his tree would be set; the highest point in Boretown. So they plant the tree and Sceneman recites some shit from The Simpsons, you know one of those fucking songs from one of the Christmas specials. And then he told everyone to shut the fuck up, opened his big blue box. His lackeys pulled the huge tree out of the box, Sceneman started dancing in celebration, and they dropped the tree on top of him.

Oops.

Then I had a dream where I was driving somewhere (I don't remember), and my brakes weren't working well. Yet another Christmas dream judging from the decorations and cheery demeanor. I was at a red light for what seemed an eternity, and for reason my brakes wouldn't stop the car from moving inch by inch as I slowly crossed the intersection. When I got to the middle part of the intersection, some young woman hit a lady in the bumper, and this pissed the lady off SO FUCKING MUCH that she stopped the car, pulled out an ak-47, shot EVERYONE IN THE INTERSECTION. I remember being shot in the ear, and for reason I actually felt it. It wasn't actual physical pain, but it felt like I was actually being hit by SOMETHING.

I woke up, sweat all over my body.

Why can't I just dream about cock and balls?
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Robo on December 27, 2011, 04:17:19 PM: Quote
It was Christmas and we were all competing through shits and shit to see who had the best tree.

That wasn't sweat.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 04:18:52 PM: I checked. It was definitely sweat, otherwise my boxers would have been wet. :-[
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: The Sceneman on December 27, 2011, 04:29:12 PM: :rofl

awesome dream!
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 04:42:37 PM: It was very Nightmare Before Christmas-y.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 04:45:25 PM: Hey.

HEY.

I GENUINELY LOVE COCK AND BALLS. :maf
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Diunx on December 27, 2011, 04:47:08 PM: would you pay for my services if I ever moved illegally to the states himu?
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 04:47:51 PM: how big is your dick?

oh who am I kidding? Even small dicks are hot. Though...not too small.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Diunx on December 27, 2011, 04:48:58 PM: 6 and a half.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 04:49:19 PM: Sounds sexy.

Is it brown?!!!
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 27, 2011, 05:01:11 PM: God damn size queen.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Diunx on December 27, 2011, 05:05:15 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 27, 2011, 04:49:19 PM
Sounds sexy.

Is it brown?!!!

of course
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 05:06:54 PM: :drool brown cock :drool
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 27, 2011, 05:08:32 PM: My dick has got to be bigger than yours. Maybe not in length, but certainly in width.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 27, 2011, 05:12:01 PM: I had a weird dream involving elevators and I made out with Cate Blanchett in one.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Positive Touch on December 27, 2011, 05:28:20 PM: Quote from: Stringer Bell on December 27, 2011, 04:12:21 PM
Sceneman started dancing in celebration, and they dropped the tree on top of him.

sounds like someone's got secret cheev envy
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: The Sceneman on December 27, 2011, 05:39:59 PM: just hit 80k recently :punch
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2011, 06:25:18 PM: I had a dream a few nights ago that Prole was talking about some animu game on Borecast and I made a post that he was fapping to lolis that were younger than his own daughter. Then later I had to check my post history to see make sure that was really just a dream or whether that had actually happened.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Momo on December 27, 2011, 11:15:32 PM: I only dream about humping :(

And getting murdered by girlfriends :-\
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2011, 11:17:36 PM: I rate this dream 4.69 Wilde Homos out of 5
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 29, 2011, 09:17:40 AM: I had a dream the other night which was about nothing but my normal work day. Nothing weird happened in the dream, it was just me working. Then I woke up and had to go to work. I was mad about that the whole day.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Barry Egan on December 29, 2011, 09:21:47 AM: Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 29, 2011, 09:17:40 AM
I had a dream the other night which was about nothing but my normal work day. Nothing weird happened in the dream, it was just me working. Then I woke up and had to go to work. I was mad about that the whole day.

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Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 29, 2011, 12:32:07 PM: i know that feel :(
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Robo on December 29, 2011, 12:55:41 PM: I had a dream last night about seeing BATTLESHIP: THE MOVIE. Seriously.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Positive Touch on December 29, 2011, 01:07:35 PM: hell yeah rihanna
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: chronovore on December 31, 2011, 03:19:43 AM: Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on December 29, 2011, 09:17:40 AM
I had a dream the other night which was about nothing but my normal work day. Nothing weird happened in the dream, it was just me working. Then I woke up and had to go to work. I was mad about that the whole day.
I hate those more than just about any other kind of dream. I spend the day feeling gypped.

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 27, 2011, 05:12:01 PM
I had a weird dream involving elevators and I made out with Cate Blanchett in one.
I AM ÜBERJELLY.

The closest I've got to that is a dream where I met Kate Bush in her room at a bed and breakfast, and we improvised a duet together. (Sadly, not a euphemism.)
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2011, 03:21:06 AM: had another weird dream last night. i dreamed I was at boot camp and my sgt and I were doing drills. He was talking about Skyrim and how he plays a red blood because he always wished he was black.
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Robo on December 31, 2011, 02:22:48 PM: :lol
Title: Re: I had a weird dream with Sceneman and the rest of the Bore
Post by: Himu on December 31, 2011, 03:02:53 PM: Quote from: Robo on December 31, 2011, 02:22:48 PM
:lol

oops, meant red guard