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Title: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Melissa on January 03, 2007, 04:55:18 PM: Never seen the show, but I see it mentioned here.

http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/03/battlestars-tricia-helfer-will-appear-in-the-next-playboy/ (http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/03/battlestars-tricia-helfer-will-appear-in-the-next-playboy/)

(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/01/tricia250.jpg)

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Tricia Helfer, who plays one of the Hot Cylons -- Number Six, to be specific -- on Battlestar Galactica, is scheduled to appear in Playboy next month. She's a former Victoria's Secret model, so it's not like this is the first time she's been photographed nude or scantily-clad; heck, just call up her name on Google Images and you'll see plenty of examples, from Maxim and other sources. It's just that Playboy does things... I don't know; they just do things right. Whether the airbrushing looks more realistic, or the fact that they surround their models in shimmering fabric (or hay bales or fountains or whatever...). Let's just say that they'll treat her well there.

I know Playboy is a bit passé these days, but I'm still always intrigued when I hear some reasonably big name decides to appear there. So, who do you think is the next one to show up there? My money is on one of the Desperate Housewives, and yes, that means I'm including Eva Longoria. Anyone want to make a guess?
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 04:56:45 PM: She's hot, but I really think Jeri Ryan was the pinnacle of sci-fi babes.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: whiteACID on January 03, 2007, 04:59:37 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 04:56:45 PM
She's hot, but I really think Jeri Ryan was the pinnacle of sci-fi babes.
I don't think so

(http://www.startreksite.com/crews/troi.jpg)
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 05:00:45 PM: Oh hells no.

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/231557~Jeri-Ryan-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 03, 2007, 05:01:37 PM: I better start practicing my

"its for a friend" line.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: whiteACID on January 03, 2007, 05:02:36 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 05:00:45 PM
Oh hells no.

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/231557~Jeri-Ryan-Posters.jpg)
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d2/300px-Sirtis_as_Troi.jpg)
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 05:03:26 PM: Is that Fran Drescher? Get the fuck outta here.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:06:39 PM: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Jewel_Staite%2C_2005_convention.jpg)
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:08:12 PM: Both Inara and Saffron are hotter. But Kaylee is pretty cute.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Melissa on January 03, 2007, 05:08:23 PM: Did you give her that bracelet before she autographed her photo for you, Bacon?
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:09:39 PM: Quote from: Melissa on January 03, 2007, 05:08:23 PM
Did you give her that bracelet before she autographed her photo for you, Bacon?

Yes. I use to wear it but it irritated my hairy arms.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 05:11:20 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:08:12 PM
Both Inara and Saffron are hotter. But Kaylee is pretty cute.

I only saw one episode of Serenity but I masturbated furiously the entire time.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 03, 2007, 05:12:04 PM: Inara is on stargate!
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:12:16 PM: Saffron has a great set of tits, if I may be so bold.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:12:28 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 05:11:20 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:08:12 PM
Both Inara and Saffron are hotter. But Kaylee is pretty cute.

I only saw one episode of Serenity but I masturbated furiously the entire time.

Actually, the show is called Firefly...but yea man. So many hot chicks.

And MAF: OMG!!
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 05:13:22 PM: Quote from: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:12:16 PM
Saffron has a great set of tits, if I may be so bold.

Is that the, uh, space escort? Because YES.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:12:28 PM
Actually, the show is called Firefly...but yea man. So many hot chicks.

:-[

:hyper
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:14:43 PM: Nah, Saint, you probably didn't even see Saffron. She's STACKED. My favorite is Inara (the space escort). Brunettes :heartbeat
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:15:29 PM: (http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5849/christinahendrickspu2.jpg)
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 03, 2007, 05:19:40 PM: Sharonbot > Six
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 05:20:34 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:14:43 PM
Nah, Saint, you probably didn't even see Saffron. She's STACKED. My favorite is Inara (the space escort). Brunettes :heartbeat

*moves Firefly to top of Netflix list*

good looking, Cajole!
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:21:26 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on January 03, 2007, 05:20:34 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:14:43 PM
Nah, Saint, you probably didn't even see Saffron. She's STACKED. My favorite is Inara (the space escort). Brunettes :heartbeat

*moves Firefly to top of Netflix list*

good looking, Cajole!

Always happy to help!

And Willco: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Sharon's body really isn't Playboy worthy. She's cute though.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 03, 2007, 05:24:04 PM: She's ok

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7104/triciahelfer16rw6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/56/4aw6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:24:44 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on January 03, 2007, 05:24:04 PM
She's ok

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7104/triciahelfer16rw6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/56/4aw6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Ew the back of her knees are disgusting I would not hit it.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 03, 2007, 05:26:54 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:21:26 PM
And Willco: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Sharon's body really isn't Playboy worthy. She's cute though.

Why, because she's actually hot and doesn't have huge fake boobs? Oh teh noes
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:27:24 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 03, 2007, 05:26:54 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:21:26 PM
And Willco: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Sharon's body really isn't Playboy worthy. She's cute though.

Why, because she's actually hot and doesn't have huge fake boobs? Oh teh noes

Asian fetish ::)
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 03, 2007, 05:30:47 PM: Goddamit, just because I'm dating someone of Chinese heritage doesn't mean I have an Asian fetish! My last girlfriend before her was part Mexican for Christ's sake!
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:32:03 PM: If you're decent looking and have some mild celebrity status, you can get into Playboy. Fucking CARNIE WILSON was in Playboy...
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Boogie on January 03, 2007, 05:33:05 PM: Quote from: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:06:39 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Jewel_Staite%2C_2005_convention.jpg)

*drools uncontrollably*
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2007, 05:33:13 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 03, 2007, 05:30:47 PM
Goddamit, just because I'm dating someone of Chinese heritage doesn't mean I have an Asian fetish! My last girlfriend before her was part Mexican for Christ's sake!

:P

In other news, I just saw on Wikipedia that both Six and Sharon will be in C&C 3!
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 03, 2007, 05:33:19 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on January 03, 2007, 05:24:04 PM
She's ok

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7104/triciahelfer16rw6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/56/4aw6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

:hitit
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Mupepe on January 03, 2007, 05:44:13 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 03, 2007, 05:19:40 PM
Sharonbot > Six
QFT
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 03, 2007, 05:49:41 PM: I have an Asian fetish, yet I don't find Sharon attractive at all. ???
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 03, 2007, 06:40:57 PM: I find starbuck more attractive than Sharon
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: whiteACID on January 03, 2007, 06:44:48 PM: Deanna Troi is still the hottest imo.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 07:49:34 PM: I wouldn't kick Deanna out of bed. But she's getting old. She cloud read your thoughts though so she probably knows how to fuck well.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 03, 2007, 08:08:09 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 03, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
I find starbuck more attractive than Sharon

Same. Me, the Asian fetishist!
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 03, 2007, 09:20:57 PM: Thats BOGGLING, sir.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 04, 2007, 12:20:31 AM: Is Tricia Halfer the 8 foot blonde Cylon with tits the size of Ganymede and Io, respectively? If so, HOW TO SNEAK PAST THE WIFE HMMM
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 04, 2007, 12:44:49 AM: Are libraries progressive enough to carry this issue?
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 04, 2007, 01:04:07 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 04, 2007, 12:44:49 AM
Are libraries progressive enough to carry this issue?

Would you really want to touch the magazine if they did?
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 04, 2007, 01:16:42 AM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 04, 2007, 12:20:31 AM
Is Tricia Halfer the 8 foot blonde Cylon with tits the size of Ganymede and Io, respectively? If so, HOW TO SNEAK PAST THE WIFE HMMM

I feel like such a nerd that I know what you're talking about.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Cheebs on January 04, 2007, 08:25:18 AM: Starbuck?!?
:-[
(http://www.sachsreport.com/how%20battlestar%20galactica%20starbuck%20killed%20broadcast%20TV.jpg)
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Solo on January 04, 2007, 09:39:27 AM: I will look forward to the pics.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Disposable White Guy on January 04, 2007, 10:48:29 AM: (http://www.journal.lv/media/tricia_helfer_005.jpg)

She has a pretty nice front. I'd work on her pipes. And by that, I mean I'd have sex with her.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: The Black Stallion on January 04, 2007, 12:32:34 PM: Quote from: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:24:44 PM
Ew the back of her knees are disgusting I would not hit it.

Christ.

I suppose you only fuck perfect 10's.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Solo on January 04, 2007, 01:16:48 PM: Quote from: The Black Stallion on January 04, 2007, 12:32:34 PM
Quote from: Bacon on January 03, 2007, 05:24:44 PM
Ew the back of her knees are disgusting I would not hit it.

Christ.

I suppose you only fuck perfect 10's.

Pull out one of your many dictionaries and look up sarcasm.
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: Solo on January 13, 2007, 06:15:25 PM: Surprised this wasnt posted:
http://normsfoxes.blogspot.com/2007/01/tricia-helfer-pb.html

Great tits :rapetime
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 13, 2007, 06:52:44 PM: :bow :bow
Title: Re: Battlestar's Tricia Helfer will appear in the next Playboy
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 13, 2007, 07:52:52 PM: :drool