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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2012, 11:07:16 PM

Title: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2012, 11:07:16 PM
2012 is here, the internet is dead, Tim Tebow is an NFL quarterback. Thing are changing, and clearly time is short. Who among us holds the key to salvation. Some of the candidates are already born, some are in the womb. The other has yet to be quickened, but God sees him regardless.


unfortunately none of them are black
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Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2012, 11:10:37 PM
Cheebs is having a kid? AHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: BlackMage on January 20, 2012, 11:13:14 PM
I AM THE ANTICHRIST
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Himu on January 20, 2012, 11:20:23 PM
I'm honestly rooting for Gundam's baby, Frau Bow.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 20, 2012, 11:21:22 PM
i am eager to see what comes out of lenn
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Post by: BlackMage on January 20, 2012, 11:26:37 PM
i am eager to see what comes out of lenn

it ain't mine, ill tell ya that much!
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 21, 2012, 02:44:25 AM
wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 21, 2012, 03:22:24 AM
wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!

Like everything else momentous in his life, it probably happened in the backseat of his mom's car.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: etiolate on January 21, 2012, 05:50:29 AM
i am eager to see what comes out of lenn

it ain't mine, ill tell ya that much!

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltt1p5F0OK1qeazc8o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: lennedsay on January 21, 2012, 09:44:19 AM
 :lol

My husband was adopted, and we've never met/seen his biological family. The facts at hand are:
1) the dude eats fried chicken so much I thought we were victims of bank account fraud due to the daily debits at Lee's for $5.94. Then I realized he was the mayor on foursquare.
2) I have witnessed him sitting down at a table with only black people, eating raccoon, and asking for more hot sauce.
3) Black people absolutely love him, partially for his love of spicy food and chicken, partially for his crazy personality.

There is a possibility this baby could be black after all!
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 21, 2012, 09:48:41 AM
wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!

Like everything else momentous in his life, it probably happened in the backseat of his mom's car.

Was his mom up in the driver's seat?
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Himu on January 21, 2012, 09:53:55 AM
:lol

My husband was adopted, and we've never met/seen his biological family. The facts at hand are:
1) the dude eats fried chicken so much I thought we were victims of bank account fraud due to the daily debits at Lee's for $5.94. Then I realized he was the mayor on foursquare.
2) I have witnessed him sitting down at a table with only black people, eating raccoon, and asking for more hot sauce.
3) Black people absolutely love him, partially for his love of spicy food and chicken, partially for his crazy personality.

There is a possibility this baby could be black after all!

Hell yes to all three. Raccoon is pretty good, it's like a really tangy, sweet beef. Had it twice in my life.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Diunx on January 21, 2012, 10:01:57 AM
The messiah will definitely be polish.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 21, 2012, 01:59:11 PM
wheres the option for "none of the above but my own demon spawn"?

Making babies oh yeah!  :-*
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 21, 2012, 03:11:35 PM
The messiah will definitely be polish.

Worst hero's journey ever.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: demi on January 21, 2012, 04:31:20 PM
wheres the option for "none of the above but my own demon spawn"?

Making babies oh yeah!  :-*

Record a juicy creampie for me, Bz
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 21, 2012, 05:44:53 PM
I'm honestly rooting for Gundam's baby, Frau Bow.

 :D
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: MCD on January 22, 2012, 01:39:04 AM
I wish to be the little empress.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: chronovore on January 22, 2012, 01:50:48 AM
I'm voting for the legions of illegitimate Kosma Spawn which will be showing up in squad formation in a few years.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 22, 2012, 01:53:34 AM
I will dignify the thinly-veiled purpose of this thread by asking about Cheebs' unplanned spawn. I need more deets.
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Post by: Chinner on January 22, 2012, 07:41:18 AM
i have no idea what is happening in this thread but why is cheech having a babby that seems awfully unfair
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 22, 2012, 02:07:36 PM
I will dignify the thinly-veiled purpose of this thread by asking about Cheebs' unplanned spawn. I need more deets.

this. it must be an amazing womb that could gestate life from such watery seed
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 23, 2012, 09:31:46 AM
Cheebs just wants some company in the back seat.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Bloodwake on January 23, 2012, 11:43:08 PM
After the last three years of my life, I can honestly say that I am truly thankful I am not a member of this poll. Hallefuckinglujah.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 23, 2012, 11:44:15 PM
So are we just not going to get an update on this Cheebs thing?
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Post by: Diunx on January 24, 2012, 10:35:02 PM
Pretty sure we all got trolled by michelle again smh
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2012, 10:35:44 PM
Cheebs is too busy being a family man I guess
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 25, 2012, 07:25:49 PM
What about lil Ms Van Cruncheon? 

Also, I'm pretty sure that my future kid will do a better dougie than any of those nerd babies. 
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2012, 07:46:17 PM
From what I've been exposed to, I'm pretty sure Lil Drinky is going to doom us all unless a Messiah rises
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 25, 2012, 08:16:38 PM
Was the Yenorchild conceived in the back of Cheebs mom's SUV?
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 25, 2012, 09:53:35 PM
I'm gonna knock up a really tall black woman, just like Dirk, so that my son can inherit my explosive atheletic ability and the imposing physical statures of his mother's family.  He's gonna be disowned if he isn't at least a solid NBA starter and star of at least 500 IR films. 
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 25, 2012, 10:26:31 PM
Clearly it's my child, as she can already withstand the impact of automobiles from within the womb.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 26, 2012, 09:07:34 AM
What about lil Ms Van Cruncheon? 

Also, I'm pretty sure that my future kid will do a better dougie than any of those nerd babies.

At best, she will have a better video card than most of us.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Cheebo on January 26, 2012, 10:27:42 AM
There will be no update till my offspring is winning this poll.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Himu on January 26, 2012, 11:36:44 AM
Fuck you, Cheebs, DISH THE DETAILS.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 26, 2012, 03:00:34 PM
Fuck you, Cheebs, DISH THE DETAILS.

yeah, cheebs, tell us more about the dude that impregnated you
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Cheebo on January 26, 2012, 03:31:18 PM
The truth is pretty boring. I live with my soon to be fiancee but no baby that I cna recall.
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 26, 2012, 04:41:53 PM
where does your fiancee sit in the car, cheebs.

You're mother is obviously driving, do you give her the front seat or do you throw her in the trunk
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Robo on January 26, 2012, 05:18:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iV0Zo.png)
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 26, 2012, 05:52:10 PM
Last name Front seat

first name never
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 26, 2012, 06:08:40 PM
Is she actually your soon-to-be fiancee yet, or is she just your future soon-to-be fiancee?
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Barry Egan on January 26, 2012, 07:39:56 PM
Last name Front seat

first name never

 :lol
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 27, 2012, 12:38:47 AM
Last name Front seat

first name never

:rofl
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Post by: Himu on January 27, 2012, 01:57:48 AM
newsfeed
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Post by: T234 on January 27, 2012, 02:28:23 AM
Cold blooded. :rofl
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2012, 10:03:24 AM
Burn.
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Post by: chronovore on January 29, 2012, 11:41:09 AM
Sorry, I'm clueless. What's funny about this?
Title: Re: Which EB-Babby will be the messiah?
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 29, 2012, 07:00:33 PM
I just saw something amazing on FB that reinforced my belief that the Messiah has already walked the earth in the form of XFE's first spawn.