THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2012, 11:07:16 PM
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2012 is here, the internet is dead, Tim Tebow is an NFL quarterback. Thing are changing, and clearly time is short. Who among us holds the key to salvation. Some of the candidates are already born, some are in the womb. The other has yet to be quickened, but God sees him regardless.
unfortunately none of them are black
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Cheebs is having a kid? AHAHAHAHAHA
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I AM THE ANTICHRIST
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I'm honestly rooting for Gundam's baby, Frau Bow.
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i am eager to see what comes out of lenn
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i am eager to see what comes out of lenn
it ain't mine, ill tell ya that much!
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wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!
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wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!
Like everything else momentous in his life, it probably happened in the backseat of his mom's car.
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i am eager to see what comes out of lenn
it ain't mine, ill tell ya that much!
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltt1p5F0OK1qeazc8o1_500.jpg)
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:lol
My husband was adopted, and we've never met/seen his biological family. The facts at hand are:
1) the dude eats fried chicken so much I thought we were victims of bank account fraud due to the daily debits at Lee's for $5.94. Then I realized he was the mayor on foursquare.
2) I have witnessed him sitting down at a table with only black people, eating raccoon, and asking for more hot sauce.
3) Black people absolutely love him, partially for his love of spicy food and chicken, partially for his crazy personality.
There is a possibility this baby could be black after all!
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wait, cheebs knocked someone up? i didn't even know he had a penis!
Like everything else momentous in his life, it probably happened in the backseat of his mom's car.
Was his mom up in the driver's seat?
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:lol
My husband was adopted, and we've never met/seen his biological family. The facts at hand are:
1) the dude eats fried chicken so much I thought we were victims of bank account fraud due to the daily debits at Lee's for $5.94. Then I realized he was the mayor on foursquare.
2) I have witnessed him sitting down at a table with only black people, eating raccoon, and asking for more hot sauce.
3) Black people absolutely love him, partially for his love of spicy food and chicken, partially for his crazy personality.
There is a possibility this baby could be black after all!
Hell yes to all three. Raccoon is pretty good, it's like a really tangy, sweet beef. Had it twice in my life.
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The messiah will definitely be polish.
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wheres the option for "none of the above but my own demon spawn"?
Making babies oh yeah! :-*
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The messiah will definitely be polish.
Worst hero's journey ever.
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wheres the option for "none of the above but my own demon spawn"?
Making babies oh yeah! :-*
Record a juicy creampie for me, Bz
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I'm honestly rooting for Gundam's baby, Frau Bow.
:D
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I wish to be the little empress.
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I'm voting for the legions of illegitimate Kosma Spawn which will be showing up in squad formation in a few years.
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I will dignify the thinly-veiled purpose of this thread by asking about Cheebs' unplanned spawn. I need more deets.
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i have no idea what is happening in this thread but why is cheech having a babby that seems awfully unfair
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I will dignify the thinly-veiled purpose of this thread by asking about Cheebs' unplanned spawn. I need more deets.
this. it must be an amazing womb that could gestate life from such watery seed
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Cheebs just wants some company in the back seat.
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After the last three years of my life, I can honestly say that I am truly thankful I am not a member of this poll. Hallefuckinglujah.
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So are we just not going to get an update on this Cheebs thing?
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Pretty sure we all got trolled by michelle again smh
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Cheebs is too busy being a family man I guess
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What about lil Ms Van Cruncheon?
Also, I'm pretty sure that my future kid will do a better dougie than any of those nerd babies.
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From what I've been exposed to, I'm pretty sure Lil Drinky is going to doom us all unless a Messiah rises
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Was the Yenorchild conceived in the back of Cheebs mom's SUV?
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I'm gonna knock up a really tall black woman, just like Dirk, so that my son can inherit my explosive atheletic ability and the imposing physical statures of his mother's family. He's gonna be disowned if he isn't at least a solid NBA starter and star of at least 500 IR films.
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Clearly it's my child, as she can already withstand the impact of automobiles from within the womb.
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What about lil Ms Van Cruncheon?
Also, I'm pretty sure that my future kid will do a better dougie than any of those nerd babies.
At best, she will have a better video card than most of us.
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There will be no update till my offspring is winning this poll.
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Fuck you, Cheebs, DISH THE DETAILS.
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Fuck you, Cheebs, DISH THE DETAILS.
yeah, cheebs, tell us more about the dude that impregnated you
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The truth is pretty boring. I live with my soon to be fiancee but no baby that I cna recall.
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where does your fiancee sit in the car, cheebs.
You're mother is obviously driving, do you give her the front seat or do you throw her in the trunk
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(http://i.imgur.com/iV0Zo.png)
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Last name Front seat
first name never
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Is she actually your soon-to-be fiancee yet, or is she just your future soon-to-be fiancee?
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Last name Front seat
first name never
:lol
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Last name Front seat
first name never
:rofl
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newsfeed
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Cold blooded. :rofl
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Burn.
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Sorry, I'm clueless. What's funny about this?
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I just saw something amazing on FB that reinforced my belief that the Messiah has already walked the earth in the form of XFE's first spawn.